#like ah yes i know how to use a dictionary therefore i’m so much smarter and more sophisticated than you typa shit
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the knowledge that i used to be such a grammar and vocab pedant will forever haunt me like whyyyy was i such an obnoxious ten year old
#there was a good few months where i genuinely wouldn’t end sentences with a preposition#like when speaking OUT LOUD#i think i actually used to use the word whom#now i hear the phrase ‘to whom/for whom’ and i wanna bite something it truly fills me with such anger#character development ig?#or god whenever someone goes on about ‘the right way to say things’#or worse pulls up an actual dictionary definition?#literally fuck right the fuck off#start bullying people who correct your grammar challenge 2k23#like they’re always so self righteous about it too#like ah yes i know how to use a dictionary therefore i���m so much smarter and more sophisticated than you typa shit#literally have never wanted to resort to elementary school mockery tactics more than this kind of interaction#tHe OxFoRd DiCtIoNaRy dEfiNeS licherally shut up do i seem like i care#what do you get out of this interaction besides the smugness of annoying your peers into silence#this may just be the most aggressive set of tags i’ve ever used asflskgkkdg#like it just makes me sooooo mad#but in such an immature way#like yes i could go on a rant about classism and linguistic discrimination and all that very important stuff#or i could simply be an asshole about it#and one of those options is so much more very tempting#of course irl i’m a massive pushover so i just kind of seethe silently and exit the interaction as soon as possible#but the instinct never really goes away
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