#like a worker owned co op staffed entirely by drag queens and fursuiters and they all had free education so they all have phds
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I wish we got more non-humanoid species as regular starfleet crew members. I know that budgetary constraints are real. And I don't want to take away from, or hide the performance of human actors starring on a TV show-- we want to show human diversity and excellence. But I feel I have to suspend my disbelief to trust the Federation welcomes all peaceful sentient life when almost everyone on the bridge is some kind of Hominid Biped.
I want to believe that there are some civilizations that find encountering a Starfleet vessel 'ridiculous':
You break down in space and your distress call is connected by an evolved dolphin. She has somebody place a BLÅVINGAD at the chair every time she remotely covers this station.
The captain comes on screen and he's an 80 year old furry. He is standing slightly to the side because the conn officer's giant Aurelian bird wings get in the way of the forward screen camera.
You explain your situation about your busted engines. The captain nods and asks a dinosaur in a onesie about how much time the crew on duty has available. This is his first officer.
After consulting the lead engineer (a goth), it looks like if 'everybody' wants to attend the rave on board tonight this is a two-day job.
As a compromise and a show of goodwill, the captain invites you to the rave and also throws in free health care. A giant non-anthropomorphic spider beams aboard your ship. She's the chief medical officer.
#star trek#like if they have majority human or majority vulcan vessels#what happens to All The Species That Will Never Be a Majority#are they ALL placed as the flavor crew member on different ships#or are there whole ships full of what looks like chaos to outsiders#star trek plays up how noble and respectable the federation is as an 'enlightened' society#but in real life we know that 'infinite diversity infinite combinations' includes the freedom to look 'silly' to a homogeneous norm#like a worker owned co op staffed entirely by drag queens and fursuiters and they all had free education so they all have phds
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