#like a big pizza pie

[spacedoutamazon]

That's amore 🎶

[tragedylure]

His name is Scuddles. He lives in a hat, loves to eat glass.

[goofyrpmaniacs]

SKG(disguised): the couple event is called belle notte! And will serve you two a great plate of spaghetti with our best seasonings and side dishes with of course unlimited drinks, so would you like to enter the couples event? 

R: Well...sure! It's better to share a plate of spaghetti. What do you think, Zekko? *deeply whispers so no one could hear* we're not a couple, though...

[weepingalaxy]

sparkle on

[realboutfatalfury]

i would put swag lyrics relating to the drawing/song i was listening to a lot while drawing it but i was listening to that's amore so.

[tidaldiariessimblr]

🏝️Time on Island: Day 38

“What happens when you decide I’m your next meal?”

I find myself reliving the argument that erupted between us. I can still hear my voice, raw with anger and fear. His reply echoes in my mind, but it��s laced with a deep sadness that breaks my heart.

“I could not.”

I had challenged him, questioning how he could be both my protector and a predator.

“You’re a monster!” I shouted.

Now, I find myself alone beneath the vast sky, my tears cascading down, each drop a mix of regret and shame. I can still see the look on his face—how his eyes dulled with hurt, and his usually strong features sagged under the weight of my words. The struggle of a creature caught between instinct and attachment.

The sight had unnerved me so deeply that the only thing I could do was to run.

My specialty, I thought sarcastically.

Still...no matter how I feel about Io, fear always creeps back in like a shadow, reminding me of his potential for violence. I'm trapped in this tug-of-war—wanting to call out for him yet wanting to pull away from his animal instincts.

But… was I wrong to think he could turn that way toward me without a second thought? I honestly didn’t know anymore.

Regardless, the uncertainty looms all around. I have no idea how long rescue will take, or truthfully if anyone is even on their way...

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[rgrfederer]

what if you were flopping first round and they started playing that's amore at the rod laver arena

[gobbogoo]

A lot of folks think Mario only makes silly little noises, or that his voice is "too silly" to ever sound like a real person talking. This audio helps remind you that a good voice actor can do both silly noises AND human dialogue. Charles Martinet can even convincingly SING as Mario!

my favorite and arguably the best of mario's voice lines. he is soooo sweet! :]

[golmorehotgirl]

Tavi solo pose from the last pose bc I just really liked it...

[pitifulbinx]

WHAT AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO IF A PERSON DOESN'T HAVE ANONS ON?? HUH????

EMBARRASS MYSELF WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE??

in PUBLIC??

[mymomsaiditwasaphase]

Watching COOTS makes me feel like I'm on drugs

[katsuhiras]

italiancore Izumi + Leo

[kindred-spirit-93]

story idea im never going to write (horror?)

every safety rule and regulation is written in someones blood.

its set not too far into the future nor too deep in the past, somewhere in the middle, somewhere familiar. the worlds nations have unanimously agreed to centralise global databases and archives & universalise regulations and law criteria to ensure better and more sustainable livlihoods for its citizens after what was recorded as humanities most disasterous decade.

it was to be a fresh start, a new page for the greater good of our kind, they all smiled and agreed. no one can know of the corners that were cut that lead to catastrophes far and wide. opposition was shut down and a false sense of peace befell all. save face. save lives. move on.

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plenty of career paths could lead you to becoming an employee of the great archives. it has been dubbed as the worlds second library of alexandria, housing the entirety of human knowledge in every field imaginable. it was a grounding and deeply humbling occupation and a very honourable and much sought after position. yet it wasnt a job many could handle.

new intern at the archives, fresh out of university having placed the highest in the admission exam, applies for the hazard control unit of the workplace safety division. story starts off with them being shown around by one of the elder 'safekeepers', a dean if you will, who supervises several departments according to industry & occupation.

*world building and stuff*

over the course of the story said intern files throught what feels like millions of documents and protocols and union meeting minutes and more, all as part of their accreditation & quality assurance job.

the lore isnt too clear but in essence the read every horrific incident in the history of human kind and truly understand the extent of written in blood.

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ofc our intern here is starting to have mixed feelings about it all. on the one hand they had no idea so much of the work would require handling and closely examining content this graphic, but at the same time they cant shake of the silly baseless feeling that theres something really sinister at play. how can they not when time and time again theyve seen how meagerly companies and governments handled tragedies in the workplace, bending all sorts of rules and finding more loopholes than fitting fineprint on their contracts.

unfortunately these discoveries are the culmination of over two years of grueling hard work, uncovering the darkest most damning secrets of industries new and old. and its high time for a well earned promotion. theres no turning back from here

*several moral dilemmas and identity crises all at once*

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blah blah maybe a timeskip or something idk its pretty vague lol but the more le intern researches and follows up on leads and looks up restriced files & tracks down survivng families of victims if any, the more they start to find out their hunch was indeed correct...

long story short bc my brain is peacing out already, the "its all written in blood" is more literal than you would think. turns out that many tragedies are secretly staged to maintain the status quo of the higher ups, and in the advent of a law suit that actually works in you favour compensations paid are undisclosed and more often than not return to the offending parties. anyone who disagrees or dares to oppose is wiped off the census (this is where the universal archives really comes into play; sure every nation has its own heavily controlled copy of the world archive, but some things stay in the capital ig)

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the safekeeper from before is a seasoned assassin essentially, they make sure everyone follows the rules and eliminates anyone who toes out of line (every department/ unit has their head hitman lol). the intern had managed to keep their head down for so long bc they were secretly compiling copies of evidence and was too busy questioning their life choices and ethics theyd stuck around for long enough to get promoted, which gave them access to their inner circles which opened another somehow worse door(s) of hell.

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tl;dr intern at universal archives starts investigating serial offences across many fields and lines of work and learns the ugly truth about just how dispensible big corporations they think people are.

after the shock wears off and intern gets promoted the more sinister side of things are revealed and it turns out that osha is the source of all evil and wont just wait for accidents to happen; they will actively set them up and write their laws using the blood of the innocent to enforce restrictions and slowly seize control over every industry ever. also thanks to astronomical pr budgets the general public is none the wiser :)

and our not-intern is horrified beyond comprehension with this knowledge and has 3 crises about it at once lol.

story ends with the nice elderly safekeeper smiling at intern and covered in fresh blood :)

the end

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i feel its important to let yall know i had visions for this while also thinking of a story where the titular character is called jack monterey.

[skilluh305]

It’s like a big pizza pie that’s amore <3

P.s I like pizza lol

[dudeshusband]

Uhhhhh I don't listen to much romantic music so the closest thing I have for you is Can't Help Falling in Love by Elvis Presley? I'd give you a Dean Martin song but I don't know any lol

i don't hate that song but i really don't like elvis.

fun facts about mike lol /lh

assign my blog a song

[kiiitasticgames]