#like I'm so serious go learn some deep breathing exercises or something you cannot keep whipping yourself up into a frenzy like this
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I've been sitting on the outskirts of an internet controversy for months and after ignoring it all this time because I patently Do Not Care, tonight I decided to finally humor my impulses and actually look into what the big deal is and, predictably, I could find absolutely nothing actually worth the amount of controversy generated
#my diary#it doesn't involve me at all which is 80% of why I don't care#but it comes up often enough that I'm aware of it#and after like an hour of internet searches I've concluded that the whole situation is a Big Fat Nothingburger#and is most likely just a crusade against someone who is at the absolute worst kind of annoying#we never learned from jessi slaughter I guess#and I'm saying this as someone who joined in on the jessi slaughter dogpiling around the time it was going down#y'all really need to get used to kids being annoying and cringe online#like I'm so serious go learn some deep breathing exercises or something you cannot keep whipping yourself up into a frenzy like this#your hearts are going to give out in your 50s cuz you got so mad at some teenager for being messy#I'm genuinely embarrassed for you#anyway that's why I ignored it for so long cuz I knew it was gonna be exactly this
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