#like I threw that in there and you guys were so nice about it ahahah it’s sweet

[bulbabutt]

god i just went through my own art tag since like... ever doing the turtles thing on here and i just find it so funny that every thing ive done has essentially started as "this will be funny i hope people laugh" and then it slowly grows more emotional depth and then i end up PUNCHING u in the gut w feels IVE LITERALLY DONE THIS MULTIPLE TIMES.......

haha what if rise leo got out funnied by 87 raph WOMP HES CRYING IN OTHER LEOS ARMS NOW

haha what if rise donnie tries to kill 87 donnie WOMP NEITHER OF THEM GET ENOUGH PRAISE AND BOND OVER IT

haha what if the 03 turtles watch star trek WOMP GET WORM GENDER EUPHORIA FUCKHEADS

which isnt me trying to toot my own horn or anything, i just really have appreciated the encouragement over the past uh. year and a half? that everyone has given me? like theres been ups and downs, but i gained a lot of confidence and felt like trying new things and being more creative. so many of the silly things ive enjoyed doing to make you laugh have turned into very genuine moments of joy and tears. like i genuinely have appreciated everybody who's ever looked at my work and said something nice idk WHAT i would be doing without that. like idk where else i would ever have felt comfortable enough to turn something like "what if the turtles watched star trek" into "mikey comes out as genderfluid" without people being so fucking nice and willing to hear me out and let me be sincere.

i always feel like i havent actually done that much art, but then i look back and im like whoa. wait thats actually a lot. and comics? strips and otherwise? ive never done that before! it just happened cuz people started being kind about my ideas and now ive gotten so much better! ive mentioned this before, but like i hadnt done art in....years. we're talkin 5 year gap at least. not for lack of trying. but honestly i often feel very dejected about my abilities and compare my work to others often. feel too old to be as amateur as i am. but genuinely, its meant a lot to just spread joy about something i like regardless of how good or bad i ever think i am at it. truly theres just a level of sincere kindness to things i create now that idk if i ever would have found without how nice and open people are.

bleh, idk where that all came from i guess just wanna say like ay im proud of me and im proud of you, lets all keep being kind to each other it makes us better ❤️

[castawavy]

November Save MEGA summary (part 2)

before / next

hope you all enjoyed the previous summary, it was a nice walk down memory lane for me 😁❤ anyways let's just jump into the next one

so basically overall steve was really HATING working at Hogan's but June was just doing really well in general (enough to be the main earner in the household essentially so steve was able to quit his job)

june attempted to wingwoman raj again because things didnt really work out with kamala... LMAO

on friday she took a day off and decided to go for a job interview to join an in-house legal team

and very quickly she learned shed got the job 😁🤸‍♀️💖

on monday she let her manager Margot know she was resigning and officially handed in her resignation to the boss, boss, Jared. they were all super happy for her, and june was grateful to have had a good time working with them all

THEN, after that she visited her mom for awhile (who lives in Brindleton Bay, and caught up with her without steve or the kids)

that same weekend it was adelaide's birthday and they threw her a modest party (they are always paycheck to paycheck kinda ngl but june's recent job change / promotion means that things are getting better

bonus shot of the kids being EXTRA cute (they get on really well) 💖

very VERY soon after that, june attended a conference in Tartosa with her new team, which was a great chance to get to know everyone...

UNFORTUNATELY things got a bit flirty at the dinner 🌹😢 and the brunette guy behind june flirted with June and she did it back 😵 and yeah... nothing else happened but YIKES. my interpretation of june is honestly that she got a taste of what her life could have been like, without steve... the kids... bills etc, and she got a bit carried away by the glitz and glam of it all 🤷‍♀️ (sorry I do like my sims to have flaws, & like everyone else june is not perfect </3), but yeah as I said nothing else happened and june immedietaly felt AWFUL about it as she should (shes a loyal trait sim) 😘 but she did look stunning that night

when she got home it was extra bad as well because she had to face steve (and the kids) and it made he realise how lucky she had it, cuz steve also got her some champagne to celebrate her new job ☠😂

so... june confessed and told steve about what happened, and ngl even I was suprised he took it so well and was understanding + I think he appreciated she told him right away

also right after he mentioned marriage??? I think the two of them needed to talk about it cuz june always saw herself getting married I think and steve hadnt really considered it...

BUT YEAH drama / crisis averted AHAHAH sorry this seems really fast but I promise it had been brewing for some time - I think out of the two of them, unfortunately june is just a little bit more insecure than steve, because she has set so many expectations on herself & her mother growing up was very strict with her </3 overall I know she invisioned her life going differently, but when faced with that actual opportunity she didnt take it 😘❤🤸‍♀️

bonus picture of steve because we havent seen him for awhile now and hes gotten a lot healthier recently / working on himself and his mental health a bit (not quit smoking yet though) also raj came over and june seemed more like his best friend than steve because they were joking around so much 😂😂😂

also omg then adie had a bear phase...

😁 and that's a wrap for this summary but PHEW a lot of focus on june this time (I always love giving my sims really complex spouses)

before / next

[dajaregambler]

HeliosR - Dino Albani Character story - part 2

Translation of the second part of Dino’s character story from ‘Helios Rising Heroes’.  

Junior: FFFFUUUUUUCK!!!

Faith: You’re loud, Ochibi-chan

Junior: HAH!? Making me shut up now or what!

Junior: That shitty mentor….. He’s fucking lazing around during patrol AGAIN!

Junior: Saying it’s all ‘cuz of a hangover, hasn’t he changed at all!?

Faith: People don’t change that easily now.

Junior: I don’t give a shit!

Junior: Here I was thinking he’d quit gulping down alcohol…. Like, if we look at the reason why he started binge drinking----

Dino: Oooooi. Junior-kun, Faith-kun

Junior: Dino!?

Faith: What’s wrong? I thought you went back with Keith to the Tower

Dino: Keith went on ahead. He couldn’t fight off the sleepiness….

Dino: Thanks to this “something” I came across during patrol, I got a flash of inspiration….. Which is why I came searching for you two~

Faith: Something? Inspiration?

Dino: Tadaaaah~~♪

Junior: ? A glove and a ball….

Dino: You two got some time now, right? So let’s go play catch for a bit!

Faith & Junior: …...Catch?

----

Dino: Alrighty! I’ll throw at Junior, Junior to Faith, and Faith back at me…. that’ll be the order!

Junior: Just hold on for a sec! Why the hell are we playing catch!?

Faith: I’d like to know too. You kept saying that “it’s fine” and forcibly dragged us into it but… just, why catch?

Dino: It’s simple, I got in the mood to play with you two

Junior: Hah? What the hell

Faith: That reminds me, I had noticed there’s a glove and ball lying around somewhere in your room…. Are you a fan of it?

Dino: Yup♪ It’s simple to play which makes it fun… and you can easily move around, doesn’t that make it awesome?

Faith: “Awesome”... I wouldn’t get that excited about it, like, totally not

Faith: Playing catch during the broad daylight in a park… isn’t this more of a thing for noisy pipsqueaks?

Junior: Ngh!? The fuck, shitty DJ! This ain’t me making happy in the slightest!

Faith: Sorry but, I was referring to children. It’s not about you, no need to get this mad about it 

Junior: !? Bastard, that’s absolutely NOT it! I know you’re goddamn making fun of me!

Dino: C’mon you two. Let’s play instead of fighting

Dino: Leisurely throwing a ball around in this nice weather, kicking back and taking in the calmness, and making you forget about to things to fight about

Dino: All of it makes catch about love and peace☆ …..Juuust kidding♪ 

Faith & Junior: ………

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Faith: Ah, sorry. Kind of threw it in a weird direction without meaning to…..

Dino: It’s all good! And… got it♪

Dino: I feel like you two haven’t really played that much catch before?

Junior: I sometimes played with my older brother. But not since we started the band

Faith: Totally not. Don’t like playing outside and getting sweaty…..

Faith: Honestly when I entered HELIOS and Keith told us to go play it, it was the first time for me

Dino: Eh, Keith told you to do that?

Junior: Yeah. And not just catch, but video games and billiards, even trampoline, all that kinda stuff….

Junior: He always made me do whatever he half-mindedly came up with on the spot, just for his own enjoyment!

Faith: I comparatively enjoyed it though, it let us have some fun

Faith: But somewhere in the midst of all that Ochibi-chan was going on about thiiis and thaaat, and Keith was forced to come up with a training menu against his will

Dino: I see, that’s what it was….

Dino: Ahahah. The fact that Keith made you guys play catch is putting a smile on my face

Junior: Huh? For… what?

Dino: When Keith and I were rookies, we were made to play catch just like you two right now. By our mentor at the time, Jay

Dino: This kind of training that at first only looks as if you’re playing with others, is probably a similar way of acting out Jay’s methods

Junior: Eeeeh!?

Dino: Keith would act the same as Junior right now, complaining about how we’re only made to mess around

Dino: But, Jay had properly sat down to think it through….. Like for example, catch brings communication out

Junior: ? Communication?

Faith: Like how we’re conversing while we're busy playing, it has to be that, right

Dino: Oh, correct♪ Nice one, Faith-kun

Dino: You know, back when we were rookies, Brad was the one that quickly understood what Jay thought about too

Faith: ………….

Dino: And well, I’ve been going on about it so much it’s probably obvious but, I’m copying Jay’s methods just as Keith is doing

Dino: I’ve just come back and I want to communicate with you guys more, which is why I wanted to invite you two to play with me

Junior: What the, was that really it. We’re living together, this communication thing is always possible for us 

Dino: You do have a point there…. Maybe it does just come down to how I wanted to play catch

Dino: Though, I’d be happy if you two will keep on accompaying me like this. Maybe next time I’ll even invite Keith♪

----

Junior: Tch, damned Keith… He drank and fell asleep in the living again

Faith: Aha, same as ever. I told you change doesn’t happen that easily. Consider thinking long-term?

Junior: You’re right

Faith: …...Mh? Did you just agree?

Junior: You heard me. Dino’s back, and whether you’ll like it or not there’ll be change one way or another

Junior: That’s why, maybe I’ll overlook it just a bit now…...

Faith: ……….

Faith: Puh….. What kind of point of view is that?

Junior: Wha-!? The hell you laughing for, Shitty DJ! S-stop it!

Faith: Yes, yes- Anyway it’s already late in the evening and you’re being a nuisance to our neighbours, if you wanna be a good boy then go to bed or else… Pffft

Junior: GHHHH----------------------!!!!!!!!

[dragonrajafanfiction]

Dragon Dancer: Bondarev

We were so focused on our sword training that Johann and I didn’t notice that Mingfei, Nono and Crow were watching from a distance.

Mingfei and Nono had decided that there was enough information here to spend several nights studying and there was no point in making the long drive back to the shrine.

“As for me,” Crow said, “I have to go back to work!”

“You’re leaving us?” I asked with some worry.

“Oh yes, I have to make my daring escape from the S-grade rebels.” He threw one arm over his eyes. “I barely made it out alive!”

A quiet giggle came from my back.

Crow peeked out from under his arm. “Ah... our sleeping beauty has awakened.”

He walked over to stand next to me peering at Ru’Yi who was looking over my shoulder at him. 

“Do you mind if I give her a kiss goodbye?” He asked.

“Sure thing, Prince Charming.” I rolled my eyes.

He planted a kiss on Ru’Yi’s soft hair. “I left some stuff here for her. As well as some food for you. Good food, not the instant noodles and beer I left for the others.”

Mingfei’s jaw dropped. “What are we, chopped liver?”

“Your bodies can take it! Carli has to eat healthy for the baby to grow strong!” Crow roared in response.

Then he turned and grinned at me fondly, becoming that profound and majestic persona, Saeki Ryuuji. “I am a street gangster, and so is my father. He could beat up just about anyone, but when I was a boy, my father told me that I should know how to protect girls, because girls will be mothers in the future. They can have children, and children can bring hope! If the girl is dead and the man is alive, how can he forgive himself?”

We pored over the esoteric manuscripts. Herzog had his own shorthand, abbreviations, and things only he understood. It wasn’t a code, but his lingo and jargon. It made it near impossible to figure out his reasoning.

Nono was using her profiling ability. A lot of these works weren’t complete, not because of his short hand, but because they were referencing other materials not in this collection.

It didn’t help that the man was so disgusting. He conducted hundreds of human experiments. Almost all the disappearances of people in Japan in the past 20 years could likely be traced back to him. For Nono, searching for valuable clues in this man’s thinking was like searching for a wedding ring in a pile of dog vomit.

“Herzog wasn’t basing his work on known dragon research. He’s making leaps in conclusions that shouldn’t be possible given how we understand dragons. Sometimes, he said things that are completely contradictory and yet in hindsight were absolutely right.”

“For example, he knew that the sacred skeleton was not actually a bone but a parasite.” Mingfei said. “Literally no one was saying this, not even among the Hydras, so how did he know?”

“The only way he would know is if he had direct access to someone with first hand knowledge.” I said, sitting with a sleeping baby in my arms. I’d taken the opportunity for her nightly feeding while I listened to them work.

Mingfei looked at me and so did Nono.

I didn’t tell them but I’d actually done something very similar to Herzog’s accomplishments during Code: Leviathan.

EVA had needed assistance in translating reams of dragon text in a short amount of time, but about 25% of that dragon text was completely new to the study. It would take months to decipher it all and our ability to investigate a nearby dragon temple depended on understanding these parchments.

Enter my ethereal twin.

Through my dragon’s scale, I had access to an entirely separate reality, a reality where the White King never rebelled and humans still were ruled by dragons. With her first hand knowledge, I was able to make leaps in interpretations that should not have been possible.

But the system wasn’t perfect. Once my soul twin realized that we were going to kill Leviathan, she hid information from me. It wasn’t until we reached the central chamber of the temple that we found out that we weren’t at Leviathan’s nest at all, but a temple devoted to her human lover, the Raj Yamir.

“What first hand knowledge? Dragons have been dead for ages. The Secret Society is the one with the oldest records...” Nono rubbed her chin.

I shrugged. “Let’s not dismiss a possible solution just because its so obvious. Not only did he know it was a parasite, he had prepared a host for it months in advance. He knew exactly what he was doing ”

That host was a child made from my genetic materials -- materials that he had bought for 500 million dollars.

“He knew exactly what he was doing.” I said, in a softer voice, remembering how helpless I was to stop him.

“Uh. By the way!” Mingfei said loudly. “Do you think Crow has a thing for you?”

I lifted my head, dazed. “Huh?”

“Yeah speaking of obvious...” Nono smirked at me. “I think you should go for it.”

“Oh please.” I rolled my eyes. “He’s very kind and... what he said was nice, but you could tell he was putting on an act.”

“Was making all these dishes for you an act? What about all the baby supplies?” Nono pointed out.

I looked over at it. “He said he’s always wanted kids... ”

I turned my eyes to Johann who was tucked away in a sleeping bag. “I’m already married.”

“He just doesn’t know it.” Nono pursed her lips.

I chewed my lip. “I can’t do that. I swore to death... not to memory.”

Nono tilted her head and cracked open a beer. “Well, I’m done for tonight.”

“Yeah... let’s take a break.” Mingfei said, looking at me with sad eyes.

The next day we were back to it again, this time searching for his sources. One name kept coming up again and again.

Bondarev. 

“Herzog himself said that his original research was just going to help him to create a super army which... as far as villains go is not a very creative plot.” Mingfei commented. “He only started talking about the Sacred Skeleton after Bondarev came into the picture.”

By that evening, we had opened and closed at least a hundred books, taking pictures and searching for any references to Bondarev we could find.

We kept asking ourselves: Where did Bondarev get his knowledge? He claimed to be a Romanov, a family of Tsar’s that according to Secret Society information, were hybrids.

“But if Bondarev had inherited this knowledge from his ancestors, why did they go west to fight Hitler and not push into Japan to conquer them and get the most valuable treasure?” Nono said. “Japan was not really an opponent to them later either. But this guy is leading him step by step to becoming the White King on his own!”

“Herzog copied Bonderev’s route to becoming the White King pretty much verbatim.” Mingfei added.

According to Herzog’s notes, he killed Bondarev in a sneak attack, but it seemed too easy. Such a mysterious man was shot by Herzog through a cabin wall with a machine gun so that he died. “Herzog himself also said in the diary, ‘I don’t know if it is really Bondarev, I’ve killed.’”

The face of the deceased was Japanese, not Russian. Herzog guessed that it was Bondarev based on his body and figured Bonderev had performed some sort of plastic surgery to blend in and become part of the Hydra.”

We stared at each other a moment. After two nights, we had seemed to have gotten no closer to any answers. Nono, fed up, grabbed one of the books and pitched it across the room.

Crow, who had just walked in, caught it right in the face. “Wow! Good evening!” He rubbed the bridge of his nose. “Did I come at a bad time?”

“Do you see my face?” Nono snarled, crossing her arms.

“Aaah! So scary! I come bearing gifts!” He held up a bag as if to shield himself. “To make up for my oversight earlier. Fresh gift fruits from the Academy!”

We looked at the bag like it was a bomb. And it could have been given that the Gear Department wasn’t above hiding explosive devices in food.

“Ahahah! It’s fine! I tested it myself on the way here! The finest in Japan. The melon alone is about ten grand!”

Ru’Yi squealed when she saw Crow and he picked her up and squeezed her. “You’re too young for solid food princess!” He planted a loud raspberry into her cheek.

Ru’Yi reached out and grabbed his nose, cackling with a wide smile.

With his nose pinched, he said, “Moutong-sama, if you could please take a look at the video on my phone here. They’ve asked me to broadcast it all over Tokyo.”

He handed over the phone then turned to continue to play with Ru’Yi.

On the screen was a burly middle-aged man with a square face and a determined expression. 

“Motong, if you can see this video, please be sure to watch it all the way through. This is a message from your family. You are in great danger. The people you are with are potentially violent and have committed serious crimes. Your family misses your safety very much and hope you will know how to return.”

“This Mingfei business has nothing to do with you. You are innocent. You have been deceived. No matter where you are now, as long as you fight to come home, call the following number and we have the absolute ability to ensure your safety....”

Nono tossed the phone back to Crow. “What does he consider me? A little girl who fell down a well?” She said, her tone cold.

Crow and Mingfei exchanged glances.

“So... he really is your father?” Crow asked carefully. “You don’t have a good relationship with him?”

“Can you see my face right now?” Nono circled her face with one finger.

When Crow tried to ask another question, Mingfei made a throat cutting gesture.

“Well if you don’t care, I’ll let it broadcast then.” He shrugged, pocketing the phone.

“This is... getting too heavy... Why don’t we go out to eat?” Mingfei humbly suggested. “I know a place near here. A 24-hour Ramen shop. We can decompress there.”

[merinnan]

DMBJ Episode 10

Episode 10, the final episode for season 1! 

 We begin Episode 10 with the Xiaoge Rescue Count at 10 for Wu Xie, 14 for the protagonists, 15 for everyone 

 And the Wu Xie Swoon Count at 5

- We open back up on a slight recap of Wu Xie being a little shit, and it's delightful 

- I love how when Wu Xie sits in the other chair, the lead boduguard dude is like surprised Pikachu face, Huo Xiuxiu is shocked, and Xie Yuchen is like, hmmm, interesting

- And Granny just closes her eyes with a brief sigh 

- For she has triggered stubborn little shit Wu Xie 

- And I think she knows it 

- She's like, enough of this shit, and Pangzi is like, nope, my turn to stir it up

- Some subtle threats, a brief scuffle, and now what are you up to, Pangzi? 

- Oh, they settled down a bit once he left, being the troublemaker. Or at least the over troublemaker 

- And now Xie Yuchen playing a bit of a peacemaker 

- Hmm, I wonder who the 'friend' in question is?

- Just stay sitting in the seat until half past four 

- Simple tasks like that are never simple 

- So now I'm super curious what's going to happen between now and 4:30 

- Wu Xie is suspicious. Because he's smart like that. 

- Oh, another fishy with sneks!

- And god, the auctioneer lady's wig is AWFUL 

- Oooh, there's something important or weird about the left side seats in the upper floors. 

- Let's see what happens here 

- lol, the attendant's face when she came in and saw Wu Xie sitting in that chair

- There is apparently Some History with these chairs 

- Xiaogeeeeee   

 - God, Chengcheng, food, and money. Can't she just like shut up about it for once? 

- I feel like I'm missing something with this lantern here. I don't get why everyone is staring at it.

- Or why everyone is applauding once it's put up 

- Yes, Xiaoge is definitely dressed like a staff member. And staring up where Wu Xie is.

- Pangzi's back, and evidently now knows about the seat 

- Oh, so apparently the lantern is tied to Wu Xie sitting in the seat 

- It's creating quite a stir 

- Oh, Wu Xie now seems to realise what this is, I think?

- Huh, I thought it was just me thinking that using bells for bidding was odd, but no, Pangzi has confirmed that the auctioneer girl is pretty good to be able to tell which bell is which 

- Her hearing used as a detection tool. Why am I now thinking of Liu Sang?

- Oh shit. That's what that means. 

- And that's why Granny is so fucking smug about it. 

- Ouch. 

- It's okay, it's the last episode, so I'm sure it'll turn out fine. 

- WOW her hearing is good to pick that up 

- God damn it Pangzi 

- Why do you always have to start shit like this?

- I think Xiaoge realises his Wu Xie is about to be in trouble

- I like these little hints we're seeing of early Xiao Sanye

- Lol, Pangzi pulls out a hidden baton, all the grey suits pull out batons, and he looks so shocked that he's not the only one with one 

 - Go, Pangzi, go! 

- Oh, ouch 

- Ahahah, thank you, Wu Xie. This is the Wu Xie I like to see. 

- Oh, kicking a girl like that, tsk tsk

- Them trying to drag Wu Xie out his chair, and him clinging on for dear life 

 - He's so stubborn. I love him. 

- Granny casually drinking tea while there's this huge fight going on around her 

- Xiaoge keeping an eye on things

- OH YOU CHEATING BITCH 

- Pangzi to the rescue, keeping the chair propped up! 

- But like 

- FUCK YOU YOU CHEATING BITCH 

- YES TIME UP HE WON YOU LOST 

- And now Wu Xie enters the fray 

- Hahaha, good girl, Chengcheng. Like, I still don't like or trust you, but sometimes you do good.

- Granny was NOT expecting the silly little girl to take out her guy like that 

- I like Yuchen's reactions here. Everyone else seems either surprised, or angry, or smug, and he's just like "...this is interesting." 

- I know Xiaoge's gonna turn up any second now, and I can't wait

- But for now, I'm enjoying Pangzi being a badass, kicking people down stairs 

- Yuchen to the rescue! Nice 

- And Wu Xie thinks he looks familiar, so now I'm wondering where they know each other from

- XIAOGE! YES! Just casually walking out from the side with his hands in his pockets. Shit is about to get real

- Xiaoge Rescue Count is now 10 for Wu Xie, 15 for the protagonists, 16 for everyone

- It seems Granny has sent her guys after them 

- Wu Xie's expression is like "you have to be fucking kidding me" 

- Pangzi is like, yes, time for a fight! 

- I can't entirely blame her, because Wu Xie is still baby and has not yet developed the reputation that he'll have later on

- But I certainly see where his reputation is starting 

- This ep is confirming that Pangzi is a much better character outside the Lu tomb. It's as if Pangzi in the tomb was a doppelganger with a different personality that's similar enough to fool people into thinking it's real

- Pangzi beating up Granny's guys while Wu Xie and High Shao...just stand and watch? 

- Oh, now they're finally trying to run 

- Pangzi continuing to single-handedly keep the Huo guys at bay 

- A narrow alleyway seems like a bad place to run into, guys

- Grey suited guys have obviously never learned that you should never split the party 

- No, I'm not sure you're safe just yet, guys. Maybe hide a bit longer. 

- Your shoes aren't exactly quiet, since they're dress shoes 

- Wu Xie still proving that he's the smart one

- Chengcheng, they already know who you are. Forget the dumb phone. 

- Unless you have some ~~secrets~~ on there. Like who you really work for? 

- Wu Xie, baby, no, don't do that - You're too nice sometimes 

- You're a good boy, too, High Shao

- AND THERE WE GO 

- I KNEW SHE COULDN'T BE TRUSTED 

- I'm wondering why it took her so long to make her move 

- Wu Xie Swoon Count: 6

- Wu Xie, you still don't get it, do you?

- Chengcheng, why are you surprised at his naivete? You've been pretending to be his friend for how long now? Haven't you realised yet that that's just who he is? 

- I'm impressed Wu Xie managed to stand up with his ankles tied like that

- She's not wrong, they were all fucking idiots when it came to just trusting her like that 

- No, Wu Xie, she's not your friend 

- I'm confused. If she wanted the fishy, why didn't she just take it once she knew Wu Xie had it? Or did she know there were 2 & she wants both of them?

- I'm pretty sure he didn't give his away anywhere, and he told Granny he had it, so his can't be the one at the auction. 

- Wu Xie, Wu Xie, Wu Xie. She doesn't care. It's sweet that you're trying, and you wouldn't be Wu Xie if you didn't, but it's not going to work.

- No, sweetie, A-Ning is so much better than you are. She's at least honest about who she is, and has some kind of ethics. 

- Oooh, who's come with a motorbike. I can think of three possibilities. Now we'll see which one it is. 

- Oh, and it was one I didn't think of

- I'll give her credit for being a good actress, though. Or, at least, she's good at pretending to be a silly, flighty girl. I'm not sure if she knows how to put on a different act than that.

- How did she miss that she dragged them next to a broken bottle? Like, even being in a hurry I feel that that's something she should have noticed. It's not like it's hidden, it's just right there under the window where she put them.

- Oh, she's a pretty good fighter, too. 

- Zipties? Oh, honey. Wu Xie, you need to learn how to break zipties without needing something sharp to cut them. 

- I'm sure Ershu can have Heiye teach you, if Xiaoge doesn't teach you first 

- A pink car. OMG. That is such a cliche.

- And hey, it's Huo Xiuxiu. For a sec I thought it was going to be Chengcheng, and if it was, I was gonna be so mad that she'd somehow got a custom pink car just waiting for her in Beijing 

- But I can accept Huo Xiuxiu having a pink car

- And they're back home already? Just like that, with no other explanations? 

- Yes, Sanshu, you were rather careless 

- Hang on, how did they know the guy's name was Qiu Dekao? I mean, I get that Sanshu might have, but why was the name familiar to the boys?

- Poor Sanshu, so cut up about Wenjin's niece turning out to be a fake 

- And now, mysterious photograph of mystery that High Shao has found online 

- Aaah, 20 year old photo of Sanshu and Xiaoge (and others) 

- I know what's coming up next, then!

- Well, not in the like 5 mins left of the season 

- But maybe in season 2 

- Why are they now talking about some box that hasn't been mentioned at all so far? 

- Sanshu's at-home outfit is pretty smart, though. That subtly patterned white shirt with black slacks and black vest

- It seems a lot of convenient fires conveniently burn important documents in DMBJ shows 

- Yes, Sanshu, how can they look so alike 

- I wonder what it is that you've just realised, that's so important you just abruptly threw Wu Xie & High Shao out and locked the door behind them

- Did they send the photo to Pangzi as well? Since he began talking about Xiaoge being a mummy as soon as they called him 

- Ah, there are two fishys. I didn't miss something there. 

- Hm. Messy shoes in the entryway. That's not a good sign. 

- Ofc Sanshu has gone & run off on them

- Probably doesn't want to drag them into a mess again 

- After how the last one went 

- And especially with that gang after the same kind of stuff 

- It's okay, Wu Xie, Xiaoge might have left without saying goodbye but he was still watching out for you when it mattered

And with that little narrated epilogue, both episode 10 and season 1 come to an end! 

Season 1 Xiaoge Rescue Count was 10 for Wu Xie, 15 for the protagonists, 16 for everyone 

Season 1 Wu Xie Swoon Count was 6 

[sweet-little-bird-fanfic]

YOUNG K - Pure Desire

Masterlist & Chapters: Check my bio for the masterlist link. Idk why but posts with links don't show up on the tumblr's search feature anymore. So, I'll leave the link to my master list there, where you can find the other chapters easily. I hope this is still functional for you guys, sorry for the trouble. I hope you can still enjoy my work despite the technical issues.

Summary: A young writer that's struggling with her work until she crosses paths with an intense and fated new type of inspiration; An inspiration called: YOUNG K!

Genre: Fanfic; Romance; Humour; Smut (in the future chapters)

Warnings: Swearing? ; The hot stuff will slowly begin on the next chapter and after that, it becomes a mess! I promise eheh  (っ˘ڡ˘ς)

A/N: a short chapter to create a good atmosphere and background.

Chapter 1- Drunk Hug

I knew the day wouldn't go well from the moment I woke up... 45 minutes late. To be honest, things had been hard lately. I've had been a professional writer for 3 years and I went to live in Korea right after I published my first romance. I bought a house and rented 2 of the rooms to 2 amazing brothers that ended up becoming my family: Kim Jii (he worked in the entertainment industry) and his 16 years old little brother Kim Joon (who was still a student). Truth to be told, it's not like I had been working that hard in those few writing years. Not because I was lazy, but because it was really simple for me to write a story and for some miracle, it would become a success. That was the case until I hit a wall last month whilst writing my third book! Nothing seemed right, I wasn't satisfied with anything and I was simply irritated with my own creation. There was something missing and I couldn't find what it was... But it was something crucial and I couldn't stop wondering if my passion for writing had reached its limits. I was so worried about that thought, that I made myself not being able to write properly. Call it a rocky mistake or an overthinking problem, but the point was that I was 1hour late to meet with my editor and I had nothing new to show him. "SHIT!"

I got off the bus and run as fast as I could. Gladly, the coffee shop We agreed to meet at was near the station. When I finally reached my destination, I was invaded by a strong and warm coffee fragrance, which woke up my senses a little. It wasn't hard to find the man I called "Boss". He had really short hair and was quite skinny, but his facial expression made him look like an angry bear. "I'm going to die." I sat on the chair in front of him and before I could apologise for being late, he threw a bunch of papers on the table in my direction. My heart started beating really fast when I recognise that those pieces of papers were the chapters I sent him by e-mail.

- You call yourself a writer, Miss?! - he said as loud as he could - I'm going to pretend you didn't send me this and that I didn't have to come from England to Korean just to scold you in person.

- I'm really sorry! I don't know what's wrong with me, but I can't ...

- You need to take a break and stop obsessing about writing. We didn't give you any deadlines, so I don't understand why you're writing a chapter a day. - he said interrupting me with a sharp voice.

I didn't move or say anything, I just looked down to my hand and prayed I wouldn't get myself fired. I could hear his heavy annoyed breath and I could feel his eyes observing me. There was a long moment of silence that was broken by his hand caressing his chin.

- When was the last time you did something that wasn't writing? - he sighted - Go out, get inspired. Don't contact me until the young writer I know is back.

He stood up and dressed his elegant coat as he made sure to burn my soul with his reprehensible look. Before leaving the store our eyes locked and he gave me a petty smile, which made me feel even worse than I already was.

That was it. I've had it! I needed to get some fresh air and get away from everything. I think I've never walked so much in my entire life. I explored the city pretending I was a tourist and that I had nothing to worry about. I tried the typical food, went to the famous attractions and even bought some souvenirs. I was now wearing an "I love South Korea" black shirt and a cool hat. Not to mention the bags I was holding with sweets, cosmetics and funny socks for the boys at home.

I grabbed my phone and sent Kim Jii (Bro) and Kim Joon (Baby bro) a picture of some socks:

Me: Do you need socks? ~~ Bro: Seriously... Baby bro: I swear, I'll burn them if you buy them, Noona! Bro: Go grab the matches. I bet she already bought them ME: (T_T) Bro: Ya paboya, don't come home early.          I made a mistake at work and had to bring it home ( ಥ ʖ̯ ಥ) ME: LOL... Are you trying to fix it? Bro: BYE! ❤︎ ~~~ Baby bro: AHAHAH I guess it's not that easy to fix omg, kill him Noona!                    you make enough money to support me, right? ME: BYE! ❤︎ ~~~ Baby bro: YAAAAAAAAAA!

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Making myself busy during the whole day was hard, but I managed to stay out until night time. I ended up at a street restaurant where I ate too much and definitely drunk too many bottles of soju. I wasn't sure if it was the alcohol in my blood making me feel lonely and defeated or if it was simply my low self-esteem working really well on putting me down, or if it was the sum of these two. But I couldn't stop myself from thinking about how stupid and untalented, I probably was. I was really strong and didn't let any tear fall from my watering eyes.

- I need a hug... - I said drunk and desperate for some affection.

I stood up and left some money on the table. I was able to walk half properly until I found a taxi.

- Good evening, where to?

- Home, please! - I said excitedly.

For some weird reason, the driver seemed to think I was joking by the way he looked at him.

- And where is home?

- Oh! It's where I live, Sir! - I drew a square in the air with my fingers - In a house!

He stared at me for more than one minute and studied my touristic clothes and bags. I offered him some sweets and after I gave him my address he seemed less annoyed. "Why is he mad? Maybe he had a bad day or something." I thought as I gave him more sweets to make his night less bitter.

It didn't take long until I arrived home. I was glad all the lights were still on because the path was somehow really blurry. As I walked into the house, I could hear a lot of voices and laughs. "Too loud, fuckers." I couldn't recognise all the voices, but they were quite familiar. There were four beautiful boys in the living room with Kim Joon, my baby bro. I get closer to try to find out who our visits were and I saw a skinny blond boy laughing and making the others laugh with him.

- Your laugh seems contagious. - I said with a serious face as I tried to catch my cat.

- Why aren't you laughing, then? - He said adjusting his glasses.

- Oh, I'm vaccinated. Don't worry! - I said hugging my cat and letting her go after squeezing too hard.

Everyone laughed but the blond boy, he made a straight face and tried to look offended. I didn't worry too much, he seemed like he could handle a joke. I saw Kim Joon walking in my direction and I automatically hugged him really tightly. He tried to get rid of my arms and look me in the eyes, but I hid my face against his chest.

- Noona, are you drunk?!

- Aigooo! - I said as I pushed him away - That explains a lot of things, you're so smart! - I said and caressed his hair.

- Ya, paboya! Why are you acting up? - I heard Kim Jii (big bro) behind me.

After hearing my big brother's voice, tears started falling down uncontrollably. I just turned around and hugged him and berried my face into his neck. He smelled really nice today and that made me feel easeful and numbed. My hands holding his muscular backs were trembling, but the feeling of his sturdy hard body against mine made my heart hurt a little less. And when he finally hugged me back a shiver run through my body and made my legs weak. I hugged him tighter as I felt myself give away and I felt his soft and hesitant touch on my messy hair. To think all I needed was a hug from my... "WAIT A MINUTE!" Smells good? Muscular backs? What do you mean sturdy hard body?! And why would he hesitantly touch my hair, when usually he just messes it all up! I stepped back and pushed away from the boy I was hugging. "Oh, my ovaries!"

What a handsome young man! I felt as if his deep dark eyes were invading my soul, as he slightly leaned his head to the left and stared at me confused. He smiled awkwardly at me when he noticed my embarrassment. His cheeks lift up when he smiled and made his masculine face look adorably cute. I was still really confused and didn't notice I was still walking backwards as I stared at his face. And when I finally recognised him, I tripped and fell on my ass.

- Young... Young K! - I almost screamed and then looked around and realised DAY6 were in my living room looking at my drunk self.

I saw Young K biting his lower lip gently as he decreased the distance between us and reached out his hand to me.

- You know my name! It's only fair if I know yours too. - he said with what I thought it was a kind but at the same time naughty smile.

- Fuck.

- What? - he asked letting a laugh escape and bit his lip again.

- Oh! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Fuck me! Fuck! NO! No, I don't mean that, hhhhhh fuck!

- What the fuck is wrong with you, Violet!? - I heard big bother Kim Jii shout behind Young K.

Masterlist & Chapters: Check my bio for the masterlist link. Idk why but posts with links don't show up on the tumblr's search feature anymore. So, I'll leave the link to my master list there, where you can find the other chapters easily. I hope this is still functional for you guys, sorry for the trouble. I hope you can still enjoy my work despite the technical issues.

Additional information: Violet calls Kim Jii and Kim Joon brothers, but their not her real brothers. She simply loves them a lot and since they live together they became each other family xD

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A/N: This wasn't a very long chapter but It was just the beginning! I hope you enjoyed it. Please let me know your thoughts about it ~

See you next time, hugs from your Sweet Little Bird.

[edelwary]

Sooo @juvycakes​ tagged me ; It’s 85 questions long so tbh i won’t get mad if you flash across it ahah

Last :

1.drink: Hot chocolate with whipped cream and chocolate and sugar sprinkles 2.phone call: THE REAL ESTATE AGENCY I GOT MY FLAAAAAAT WHUOUUUHOUUUU 3.text message: my sis ‘look at todoroki’ 4.song you listened to: Fusq - Perfume! (its a damn good song i wanna make an amv out of it) 5.time you cried: today im a crybaby and cry on a daily basis 6.dated someone twice: this guy omg @me whyy 7.kissed someone and regretted it: imma out 8.been cheated on: ah, never thanks 9.lost someone special: never i think ? 10. been depressed: medically never 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: i drink but never threw up im a warrior watcha thinkin

3 favourite colours 12. Purple 13. Pink 14. Blue

in the last year have you 15. made new friends: It’s been 6 months of course i made friends, i love them with all my heart 16. fallen out of love: yes yes ahahah 17. laughed until you cried: ^^refer to the crybaby thingy^^ 18. found out someone was talking about you: talkin shit or ? 19. met someone who changed you: ah, so many. 20. found out who your friends are: i have a very specific person in mind for at least 5 questions i did not wanted to answer now it’s weird 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: not sure

General:

22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them wtf? 23. do you have any pets: dank meme dog, cute fat cat 24. do you want to change your name: I got edelwary to so im fine 25. what did you do for your last birthday: nothing i can remember precisely 26. what time did you wake up: 11h 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: drawiing 28. name something you can’t wait for: august 4th : voltron season 3/ Ireland trip 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: yesterday 31. what are you listening to right now: V A P O R W A V E 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: i think???? 33. something that is getting on your nerves: dumb jokes where i’m sexualized af like stop it plz 34. most visited website: Tumblr 35. hair colour: brown but not pretty 36. long or short hair: Too Long 37. do you have a crush on someone: can I have a crush on fictional characters? (stealing your answer maisy) 38. what do you like about yourself: i can basically do anything if i want to -out of spite, drive or passion, it’s gonna be done. also i don’t need sleep 39. piercings: my ears 40. blood type: A? B? who knows it’s sugar and tears at this point 41. nickname: nope 42. relationship status: hugh 43. zodiac: Capricorn! 44. pronouns: she/her 45. favourite tv show: Voltron rn 46. tattoos: not 47. right or left handed: right 48. surgery: no ? 50. sport: i wanted to do Ice skating but the guy supposed to do it with me broke his leg 51. vacation: ? 52. pair of trainers: they’re soft

MORE GENERAL

53. eating:  i die for Pad Thaï and Guacamole on a weekly basis 54. drinking: more Strawberry Juice and Almond milk in my life 55. I’m about to: answer 30 more questions 56. waiting for: Bnha kisses being canon ??? 57. want: to write it’s been so looong 58. get married: ????? 59. career:chara design

WHICH IS BETTER: 60. hugs or kisses: hugs and cute kisses like soft ones 61. lips or eyes: The Eldorado meme. BOTH 62. shorter or taller: BOTH IS GOOD 63. older or younger: older i guess 64. nice arms or nice stomach: nice 65. hookup or relationship: relationship 66. troublemaker or hesitant: fun party animal that does no harm

HAVE YOU EVER: 67. kissed a stranger: yep 68. drank hard liquor: it gross 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: *cries* 70. turned someone down: haha sorry 71. sex on the first date: nope 73. had your heart broken: *cries some more* 74. been arrested: nooo 75. cried when someone died: i dont think 76. fallen for a friend: *drowns in tears and salt*

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 77. yourself: I have to! 78. miracles: YEAH 79. love at first sight: YEAH 80. santa claus: i mean... where do the books come from i from? 81. kiss on the first date: im french buds, of course i do (it’s a cliche im willing to contribute to) 82. angels: yes i have one it’s a long story

OTHER: 84. eye colour: brown hazel strange wtf 85. favourite movie: can’t... answer ????

Tbh i tag every single person who read this entierly like ??? did you ??? then u tagged !

[brain-spasm-of-musical-emotion]

I played frisbee with POND ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It took me forever sorry but here’s the story of when I saw Pond on Thursday 1st June. 

Soooo I arrived like super early cause I’m an anxious mess when it comes to gigs (or life generally) and I need to picture the venue or whatever the more than I can. It was like 14h and it was pretty hot so I sat under a tree and listened to music. When suddenly I saw two vans and my mind was like “omg what if it’s THE vans omg I’m sure it is THE vans” turns out it really was THE vans. I felt SUPER awkward and there was James playing frisbee with Methyl Ethel and I actually had bought a present (a Camembert ya know) for POND but James is like “new” and I didn’t wanna interrupt or whatever so I waited quite a bit in a corner watching them playing but I felt kinda creepy ahah. And then I thought that it might be my chance and that I might regret not going to see him if I didn’t get the opportunity to talk to them / give them the Camembert later. So I went to him and he was very kind so I gave him the cheese and he said I could for the other so I did. (Still feeling awkward/creepy/kind of a stalker) Jamie and Jay eventually came out and started playing frisbee too. Then Jamie sat just next to me and we talked for quite a bit (He actually remembered my sign from Rock en Seine!!!) About the gift he said “it stinks in a good way” aha. So I told him I loved Pond so much and lliked the new album A LOT and he asked me about where I came from and stuff like that and he was jus soooo kind!! Then Joe came out too and they were all playing frisbee and...I played with them a bit too I was like “wtf is happening” but that was great aha. As I mentioned...it was hot. So turns out I saw all of them shirtless (which is great cause you know I love bellies. James is now my fav belly.) At some point Jay threw the frisbee on the venue’s rooftop and he was like “aaah fark!!” like typical Jay and I was trying so hard not to laugh at the fact he’s an idiot aha. He’s very conscious of it though cause he was like “that was gonna happen someday either me or Joe” ahaha I love them. So him and Methyl Ethel’s drummer went to take a ladder in the venue and they climbed to get the frisbee back. Then Nick finally came out too and !!!! we talked !!!! and !!!! he recognised from last year saying “it’s nice to see you again”. We talked about languages and stuff aha. He told me “chouette”. I taught him to say “Marion” the french way and he told me he had a aunt called Marion!!!! Funny. We talked for quite some time and then I apologized like a lot of time telling him I didn’t wanna interrupt or disturb or whatever and he said he’d do the same for other bands and that he understood and stuff. They seemed pretty happy about the Camembert and they went into the venue. So I went back sitting under the tree very pleased with that moment I had shared with them and could hear them soundchecking.

A bit later they were on the other side and I spotted them on the grass so that’s when I told Jay about @lonerism-is-bliss and that’s all cause as weird as it seems he intimidates me A LOT. While I’m confortable talking to KEVIN I can’t speak to JAY. So weird. Anyway then I took pics with Jamie and Nick and Thom from Methyl Ethel took a very great selfie with my phone ahah.

I was still alone btw. Then finally the doors opened and. I was still alone ahahah. As there was still nobody the were wandering around the venue and Nick and Jamie smiled at me like “the show is soon now!” I love them so much best guys. Through the windows I could see them all still playing with the frisbee and I was like “my band of idiots <3″ it made my heart so warm aha.

Then I could get to the stage. I was obviously so close and I could actually sit on the stage ahah (I didn’t tho). Methyl Ethel played their first song but then they had sound issues due to the venue that was too bad!!! But they fixed it and started playing again and they’re soooooo great!!! 

Finally Pond began!!!! They played 30,000 Megatons and they had sound issues too I was sooooo pissed omg. But while they were fixing it Nick crowdsurfed and everything it was sooooo amazing. The show was so fucking great I love them so much!!!! Jay was just in front of me and omg he’s so cute when he plays like ugh. And Jamie was always smiling when catching me singing (aka all the time aha). I was dancing all the time and enjoying myself so fucking much. It was so so fucking amazing but it went way too fast suddenly they started playing Man It Feels Like Space Again and I was like super happy and super sad at the same time cause it’s one of my fav song but I knew it was the song before the encore :( 

They came back and played You Broke My Cool and I was so happy cause they haven’t played it last time I saw them and it’s really one of my fav and they ended the gig with The Weather and!!!! Jamie handed me personally the setlist with a big smile and he took care that I was getting it I was sooooo happy. Then he gave the other setlists to people and he stayed a bit to take pics. So I went to see him asking him if it wasn’t too much asking him to sign it. So he did it and I told him the story of my pen which is an Australians’ special. So he asked me if I wanted him to go with it and ask everyone to sign it and I heard him mention drum but I thought he was talking about the drumsticks so I obviously said yes and he told me to meet him in the alley. So I went to the alley and OMG HE WASN’T TALKING ABOUT THE DRUMSTICKS BUT THE DRUM SKIN!!!!!!!!!! So everyone signed the drum skin and the setlist and I was literally the happiest person ever. And while I was hanging around the venue waiting for the car a girl working at the venue came to see me and gave me a pick she had found cause she saw I was there super early and so yeah. I think it’s Thom bass’ pick!!!!!!

That was one of the most beautiful day in my life AGAIN. They’re the best persons ever and I love them so fucking much and omg these guys are always so good to me I really don’t understand how I can be so lucky with my fav bands.

Also won’t posting any pics here ‘cause last time I did I found MY gig pics on Instagram accounts so not gonna get stolen again :)) Just follow my Instagram if you wanna see them. 

[miyaameow]

Hello~ I just wanted to request if MC and the RFA members + Saeran and V met MC's ex-boyfriend. How their reaction would be. I guess it would be great. ^^

omg this is like @myetie‘s comic strip!! it’s seriously the best thing ever so please check it out!!

Yoosung:

ok so MC and yoosung are inside a gaming store right cuz he needs the new COD game edition and MC wanted to check out SIMs 4 

im sorry idk i don’t play games lmao

so they were at different sections of the store and suddenly

“Yo MC! long time no see! how ya doin’?”

that guy grabbed MC’s shoulder and had this really gross grin on his face 

“Uhh… yea, about that, I actually have to go-”

“HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?!”

yoosung is STOMPS over to this guy like he’s ready to go

*in the voice of a squeaky mouse* “fight me” lol

Zen:

they were at the beach and yenno MC was smokin’ hot so she got catcalled by a few guys

obviously they earned a few death glares from Zenny but one guy walked over with, seemingly, no shame

“MC! Don’t you remember me?”

dude this guy was a real f@#ker and MC wanted nothing to do with him so she was about to walk away until he made another comment

“still rocking those hips MC” and he did this disgusting cringe worthy wink omfg ew

and he started to TWIST HIS HIPS EARNING A FEW HOLLA’s from his friends wtf

but before MC could retaliate, Zen literally just kicks him in the balls :D

“Suits you right.”

Jaehee:

man MC was her were having a great relaxing time at the park when this stranger plops down next to MC 

“MC HI HOW’RE YOU DOING?”

he obnoxiously holds onto MC’s arm and puts her head on MC’s shoulders 

like im sorry do i know you?

Jaehee is mortified just omg what the heck who is dis

so MC tries to brush that guy off but he just tightens his grip

Jaehee notices MC’s discomfort and literally starts calling the police

“Hello, yes, I’d like to report…”

Jumin:

 they were at a real fancy restaurant and Jumin went off to pick the best wine to go with their seafood dinner

so MC was sitting alone enjoying the view and the live classical music when suddenly

*tap tap* someone tapped her lightly on her shoulders

“Hi, MC.” the waiter smiled kindly and gave her a gentle wave

MC was pleasantly surprised and nodded at him to acknowledge his presence but apparently that wasn’t enough for her ex because

the waiter leaned in and said kinda loudly

“I see you’ve now down-graded to ‘gold-digger’”

MC was shook like excuse me that was rude

funnily enough um Jumin had just come back from the wine cellar (with the manager) and kinda overheard everything so 

he noted:

“And now I will see you be down-graded from waiter to ‘unemployed’.”

707:

they were at this anime convention and Seven and MC were cosplaying as the couple from Kaichou wa Maid-sama! (so cuute)

and it was common to take pictures so when some guy asked MC to have a picture with him, she agreed without much thought

until they were about to take the picture when some asshole threw a bucket of water over her

“MC! looking good ahahah” some guy dressed as a titan from AOT laughed

dripping wet and shivering MC was about to flip him off after realizing it was her ex when 

707 DEFENDER OF JUSTICE came back from a stand with a handful of gudetamas

“TAKE THIS!!!”

*Seven then proceeds to attack on the ‘titan’ with his new gudetama plushies*

do you like my pun or what

Saeran:

MC and Saeran were at the library because MC wanted to do some studying

and Saeran was the perfect study buddy because he was really quiet and polite and he also liked reading new books too

when suddenly this loud and disrespectful fella stomped over to their table and threw his books down

shit it was her ex.. he was known to be very aggressive

“Look, we’re in the library can we just talk later?” MC just didn’t want to make a ruckus

the dude was about to yell but with one swift motion, Saeran pinned the guy down on the table with one hand and silenced the him with the other

“Shh.. we’re in the library. You and I can take this outside like real gentlemen.”

*cue sparkles, sunset glow and wind blowing on SUPERMAN SAERAN*

V:

they were going on a photo shoot date and MC was acting as his modèle so she dressed really really nicely

and as she was posing for a shot with the flowers some guy comes and fricken photobombs it like

“HEY WHAT’S UP!!!!” and proceeds to hug MC like a koala on a tree

MC was obviously uncomfortable and V wasn’t just going to stand there and stare

“Excuse me sir, you’re disrupting our shoot. I would appreciate it if-”

“NONONO IT’S FINE SEE? MC IS HAPPY, WE HAVEN’T SEEN EACH OTHER IN FOREVER I’M SURE SHE MISSES ME!”

she gave Jihyun one of her save me looks as she kept trying to push him off

so V did the most logical thing he could think of

*cue him throwing the ice cream prop at the guy so it splatters all over his shirt* (amazingly it didn’t get on MC lol)

ahh I’m sorry this took so long~ it’s hard balancing school and tumblr hahah

I hope you like thisss

~Cherry L.

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[thevesseler]

Superbia, Part 3

Beginning of Story

Previous Chapter

Next Chapter [TBC]

This one’s kind of a long one, sorry.

[The perpetual frown stuck on your face deepens; not only are you finding yourself with rabbit on your plate once AGAIN, but you think the fairies might not be able to recognize you without the goofy grin you always wore around... her.  God.  Every time you think about how you coped with it, you shudder knowing it hit the rest of them hard at least tenfold.  You mutter under your breath.]

MILENAH:  Stupid lack of GPS signal, Stupid Terys for leading, stupid me for following, and thinking I could do any of this again!  But most importantly, stupid Grienburgh being in danger in the first place!

[After being overcome with Shoulder Infatuation, Lauren declared that your party would be spared immediate punishment, and instead treated to a nice “dinner”–if you can even call it that–until they figure out what to do with you.  Since then, they've taken you back to their commune.]

[Time did nothing to Lauren since you last saw her.  She's clearly trying to fill the shoes of the departed eldest the best she can, but you can tell even after the death there's a middle child inferiority complex brewing within.  Iris, on the other hand, gives you the evil eye from across the table.  This should come as no surprise to you; she was always far more perceptive than she was given credit for, and it's always been clear which of your late friend's younger sisters she was closer to.  No fault to Lauren, but she was often a little... in her own world.]

[Terys has already lost interest in trying to seduce her, but she hasn't taken the hint.]

LAUREN: You know, I've never seen a mustache up close before!  Does it ever get caught in anything?

TERYS: …

LAUREN: The strong silent type, are you?  I don't mind, though I can only hope you'll tell me why its color doesn't match that of the hair on your head.  With locks like that, you could be Iris' twin!

[Iris doesn't avert her gaze from you.  Even then, she still has something to say.]

IRIS: No thanks, I'd kill myself if I looked like that.

LAUREN: Hah! Ahahah!  She knows not what she speaks!

TERYS: I don't need your validation, I know how I look.

[Lauren tosses a bone at Iris' head with impeccable accuracy.]

LAUREN: We have guests, sister, please show them some hospitality!

[Iris mumbles something, only loud enough for Sarjane, sitting adjacent to her, to hear.]

SARJANE: Wait, hold up– Who's Macki?

[The tension in the air becomes twice as thick as Lauren tenses up, her knife nearly going through the wood of the table.  It's a unique knife, possibly customized and seemingly too big for eating.]

LAUREN: Iris... why would you bring up Ma–

IRIS: She was our sister.

[Your three friends lean forward in their seats.  You force yourself to zone out, expecting everything to fall apart.]

IRIS: Much like us, she had no interest in letting any human who wandered into our woods go on their merry way.  Except one. Her reasoning... was that she had fallen in love with her.  She passed the teachings of her craft onto her, too...

[She finally tears her gaze from you, looking down at her lap.]

IRIS: There's a wing-hoarding dragon who guards the caves, and sleeps on a pile of wings he's ripped off of other fairies over the years.  Macki wanted to make sure she and the human could defend each other while hunting in the forest.  Then one day, as the human was supposed to accompany her for their next hunt, she decided to sleep in, letting Macki go off on her own.  So what do you think happened next?

[Nobody dares ask.]

IRIS: By the time the she found her in the middle of the woods, Macki had already bled out.  We could've killed that human, but instead, Lauren let her go.

LAUREN: What would you have done?  I think it's what Macki would've wanted.

IRIS: ...Maybe.  How could you know for sure?  You're not Macki.

[Lauren twists the knife further into the wood.]

WYNTRAM: If you don't mind me asking, who was the human?

[Son of a bitch!]

IRIS: Her name was... uhh, M...Mi–Michelle.

[She shoots Lauren a look.]

LAUREN: That's right, it was Michelle.

IRIS: It was definitely Michelle.

[You don't know why the fairies are trying to protect your identity, but they're doing a terrible job of it.  Perhaps they just don't want to start any drama.  Seeing your chance, you decide to be bold.]

MILENAH: Now that that's behind us, what do we have to do to get you to trust humans again?

[Iris' lips tighten, forming a flat line.  You know it's already too late for her to go back on “Michelle.”]

LAUREN: Well, there really isn't anything you can do.  If it weren't for your handsome devil of a friend here, we would've punished you on the spot!

TERYS: You're welcome.

LAUREN: However, I have an interesting proposition.  Other than Macki, there isn't a pair of hands in our commune that can best my good little sister at archery.  If one of you could take on Iris and win, we'll grant you mercy, as well as our utmost respect.

[Your friends all turn to you.]

LAUREN: Of course, if you lose, we'll have to open up the portal to our own realm.  It's a lovely place to visit, but it's not so fun to live there, especially if you aren't a fairy.  Our queen could always use some more court entertainers, though.

[Your heart sinks.  You spot Terys from across the table, his arms instinctively wrapped around his abdomen, knowing what this would mean for him if you lost.  So it's come to this.]

LAUREN: Of course, you could always forfeit right now–

MILENAH: No!

[Iris grins smugly at you.]

IRIS: Oh?

MILENAH:  I'll take you on, I haven't missed a shot in years.  Soon enough, you'll understand the utility of a human!

[Wyntram and Sarjane, who had been holding their breaths the entire time, let out a sigh of relief.]

IRIS: Tomorrow morning, as soon as the sun rises.  I'll send someone to wake you up.

LAUREN: In the meantime, feel free to spend the night in our spare cabins!  We have two, which should be enough to accommodate four humans.  Have a good rest, for it might be your last.

[Time is of the essence, and these assholes are holding your party up by making you stay overnight.  The walk to the cabins is eerily quiet.  Two male fairies, both holding bukkehorns, stand outside the entrances.]

IRIS: They're here to make sure you don't escape in the middle of the night.

MILENAH: Wouldn't dream of it.

SARJANE: Well, I guess this is good-night for now.  And don't worry, we'll be there to cheer you on.  You're gonna be great!

MILENAH: I know, but don't jinx it.

[Sarjane grabs Wyntram's hand and starts pulling him toward the left cabin.]

SARJANE: This one is guarded by a cuter guy.

WYNTRAM: That's... subjective.

[He turns to Terys, who hasn't spoken a word since “You're welcome.”]

WYNTRAM: See you tomorrow, man.

TERYS: ...It healed so long ago... why does it still hurt...

[For a brief second, Wyntram looks considerably worried.]

SARJANE: There he goes with that vague cryptic BS again.  Come on, doc, I wanna see if they have indoor plumbing!

[Night falls, and much to Sarjane's disappointment, the cabins do not in fact have indoor plumbing.]

SARJANE: What do you think fairy shit looks like?

[Wyntram doesn't look up from his phone.  The cabin has no charger, and the battery should run out in a few hours, but that doesn't stop him from looking at the black screen in locked mode.]

WYNTRAM: Who knows?  Maybe flowers.  Like those hydrangeas.

SARJANE:  Noooo! I put those all over my face!

WYNTRAM: Heh.

SARJANE: You were a bioengineer, didn't you ever work on fairies?

WYNTRAM: Honestly?  No.  My town generally thought they were a myth, and anyone who claimed to see them was usually laughed off the mountain.

SARJANE: How many people can be laughed off the mountain before a scientist says “Hey, maybe what they're saying isn't totally made up”?

WYNTRAM: Since I started working, seven and counting.

SARJANE: Geez.  That is, like, five too many.

[Wyntram's message chime rings out in the hollow cabin.]

SARJANE: Looks like you get some service here after all.  Is it Dael?

WYNTRAM: No, it's my cousin.

“Hey DorkFuck 5000, have you watched The Stepford Wives yet?”

WYNTRAM: She likes to send me old movie recommendations that she thinks I'll overanalyze.

[He unlocks the screen to respond.]

“Which version?  I liked the remake better, but you can't tell me Joanna's marriage to Walter wasn't compulsory heterosexuality.  It's like they told her she had to choose a guy to marry, she threw a dart at a board, it landed on a picture of a deflated scrotum that looks like Matthew Broderick and she said 'Him, I guess...'”

SARJANE: That's not over-analysis, that's just fact.

WYNTRAM: Look at your own phone.

[The following silence between them lasts three minutes before either decides to say something.]

WYNTRAM: Man, this sucks.  Why do I always get stuck with you?

SARJANE:  Whoa, wait a minute!

WYNTRAM: No– Shit!  Hold on, that's not what I meant.  It just seems like every time we camp or stay at inns, the two of us always end up rooming together.  Like I get it, we're really good friends, but sometimes, I feel like there's other people I need to talk to once in a while.

SARJANE: Hey, you're not still thinking about what he said outside the cabin, are you...?

WYNTRAM: …

[She crosses her arms.]

SARJANE: Oh? Ohohohoho???? Could it be the good doctor actually has genuine friendly concern for people other than Hard Glass Mazdaki?

WYNTRAM: Yeah, of course!  I'm human!  But please don't call yourself that.

SARJANE: The point is, you say this sucks.  I think I know how to make it un-suck.

[You wish you knew how to make him respond to you.  Anything, even an insult, would do.  If it weren't for the guards outside, Terys would probably leave the cabin to “meditate,” or whatever he claims to do to let off steam when he's alone.]

MILENAH: Big day tomorrow.

TERYS: …

MILENAH: You know, I took another one of your manuscript pages again.  Doesn't that piss you off?

TERYS: ..

MILENAH: Well, in the event that it doesn't, let me show you what I've been working on for you.

TERYS: .

[You slip the manuscript page onto his side of the cabin.  He scans it from where he sits.]

MILENAH: It's supposed to be a resurrection spell.  Our biggest concern was that since we don't have a healer, what are we gonna do if one of us drops dead?  This melody is the answer, the spell is a one-use-per-fight sort of thing, though, so use it wisely.  I call it... “Bring to Life.”

[He crumples the paper into a ball and throws it at you.]

MILENAH: Please don't tell me it's already been done!

TERYS: ….........

[You slam your head against the cabin wall.]

MILENAH: I'm not going to lose, you know!

TERYS: You better not.

MILENAH: I'm no fool!  I know what losing means for you, and I'm not gonna let you go through that again.

TERYS:  You better not.

MILENAH: Don't you have any faith in me?

TERYS: What difference does it make, how much I have in you?  Of course I do, but if you lose to that fairy, what will it even count for in the end?

[You'd normally try to give him some speech about moral support and The Power of Friendship that you only half-believe yourself, but you're interrupted by a knock on the door.  You walk over to answer it.]

MILENAH: Hm?

GUARD FAIRY: You have visitors.

[Behind him is Sarjane standing by her own cabin's guard, and Wyntram off to the side.]

SARJANE: Hey Millie, guess what?  I'm stealing you!

MILENAH: Why?

SARJANE: It doesn't matter, don't worry about it.

[You walk out the door to follow her and the guard, when you notice Wyntram stay put.]

MILENAH: Shouldn't he be following us?

SARJANE: It's fine!  The cabin can only fit two people!

MILENAH: Huh?  But then that means–

SARJANE: It's fiiine!

[As Sarjane approaches the door to open it, the subjectively cuter guard returns to his post.  She shuts the door behind you.]

SARJANE: Sorry I used you like that.  I just had to get those two alone.

[You feign offense.]

MILENAH: I'm hurt.  You don't like spending time with me?

SARJANE: Never said that.  How are you holding up?  Knowing your record, I think that violet-mopped malcontent will be in for a rude awakening tomorrow.

MILENAH: Which one, Iris or Terys?  Depending on who you're referring to, what you said has two entirely different meanings.

SARJANE: Pssh.  

[She causally walks over and flops onto her bed.]

SARJANE: Still, this lady seems pretty sure of herself, and according to the Orange One, their sister was even better.  Do you think she can do that thing where you pin the onion ring to the tree?

MILENAH: No idea.  Macki didn't teach me that one.

[Your blood freezes as you realize what you've just said.]

SARJANE: A-ha!

MILENAH: Yoooouuu!  You tricked me!

SARJANE: I did nothing, “Michelle.”  You just have a loose tongue.

MILENAH:  Die.

SARJANE: Oh, it's not like I'll tell anyone.

[You take a seat on Wyntram's bed, which you guess is yours now.]

MILENAH: Everyone in this commune knows what I did, but none of them will admit it's me.  All of this could have been avoided if we just went left like I wanted.

SARJANE: True, but think how much less I'd know about you if we did.

MILENAH: I don't have a loose tongue.  But I am a hypocrite.  I hold on to all of my friends' biggest secrets and guard them with my life, but then I don't trust them enough to share my own.  Can you blame me?  The incident with Macki wasn't my proudest moment.  It's funny... the day it happened, I swore it wasn't my fault.  I never sleep in, it's not my nature.  That morning, I felt... wrong.  Completely disoriented.  Why was I so tired the night before?

SARJANE: More importantly, the fairies had to hunt in pairs before you came along, right?  So why did she go off to hunt alone instead of asking someone else to go with her?

[You never considered that.]

MILENAH: I don't know her reasons.  I wish I could ask her.

SARJANE: Iris said Macki was in love with you.  I'd kill to hear your side of that story.

MILENAH: I actually never knew for sure.  She spent a lot of time with me, taught me everything I know, and told me how pretty I was, but does that really mean love?

SARJANE: You can't rule it out, I mean, you can't blame her for thinking yo–

MILENAH: ?

SARJANE: Ha!  I just remembered something!

[She's visibly sweating.  You don't think she knows how much louder she's speaking than she was a moment ago.]

SARJANE: Dinner!

MILENAH: What...

SARJANE: You didn't have any!

MILENAH: Well, I didn't want to eat rabbit.  I'll be fine, I can still shoot on an empty stomach.

SARJANE: You say that now until you pass out and impale yourself on your own arrows.

MILENAH: You've got an active imagination.  Now, what were you trying to say before?

[She ducks underneath the covers.]

SARJANE:  Good night!

[kitsunati]

101 questions

I saw this questionnaire around on tumblr, seemed fun to do, and I can’t sleep so why the hell? x) 1. Last beverage : water 2. Last phone call :my parents 3. Last text : "Okay” (with a smiley face) to a friend. I’m a frign’ poet! --> 4. Last song : Hurts - Miracle 5. Last time you cried : a few days ago, in front of a show (I cry too much in front of shows -->) 6. Dated someone twice : yeah, and with someone  REALLY shouldn't have 7. Been cheated on : yeah, not a fan 8. Kissed anyone and regretted it : not really 9. Lost someone special : i have immense luck when it comes to that for now, so no 10. Been depressed : oh yeah 11. Been drunk and threw up : nope 12. List your three favorite colors : blue, red, black In the last year have you…
 15. Made a new friend : nope, I don't make new friends easily ; but I'm always learning to know the friends I have 16. Fallen out of love : not this year, no 17. Laughed until you cried : oh boy yes XD 18. Met someone who changed you : no, but people I know from before continue to change me, sometimes when I expect it the less 19. Found out who your true friends are : more than ever 20. Found out someone was talking about you : not that I know of 21. Kissed anyone on your FB list : I didn't kiss anyone this year, FB list or otherwise 22. How many people do you know on your FB list : I think I know everyone on it, in the sense I met all of them at least once 23. Do you have any pets : I count my parents' dog Wendy, I love her very much ! Sometimes I think about getting a cat. 
24. Do you want to change your name : nope 25. What did you do for your last birthday party : went out to eat some nice food with friends 26. What time did you wake up today : around 8 AM, I think ? 27. What were you doing at midnight last night : finishing the last touches for a new roleplay character for a forum 28. Something you cannot wait for : I...don't really have anything planned, but there are some people I always cannot wait to see again ! 29. Last time you saw your mother : a little less than two weeks ago, if I'm not mistaken 30. One thing you wish you could change about your life : I could do with way less anxiety 31. What are you listening to right now : Hurts - Rolling Stone 32. Have you ever talked to a Tom : what's a Tom ? 33. What’s getting on your nerves right now : mostly myself 34. Most viewed webpage : wow, I don't know... Facebook, I suppose. And I just love TvTropes! 35. Nickname : my friends often call me Phil or Philou, my parents and sisters often call me Fif or Boub (a swiss german term for boy), on the internet it's often Kitsune or Kitsunati, Kit for short 36. Relationship status : single 37. Zodiac sign : sagittarius 40. College/University : none ; I tried a preparation school for college once, it...didn't go well (hello burn ou!) 41. Hair color : brown 42. Long or short : short since I FINALLY went to the barber 43. Height : 1m70 44. Do you have a crush on someone : well...I'm still trying to wrap my mind about this, so... 45. What do you like about yourself : I can be funny ? I'm mostly easy-going, so there's that 46. Tattoos : nope 47. Right or left handed : right handed 48. First piercings : don't have one 49. First best friend : his name was Michael, in elementary school (I think ? Not sure about the english term) ; we lost touch the years before high-school 50. First sport you joined : my parents signed me up for evening gymnastics, and I did a little judo after 51. First vacation : I think it was in Spain with my parents, but I was a baby, don't remember it 52. First pair of trainers : like, shoes ? I don't have the slightest idea. 53. Eating : probably too much, but eating good food is one of the best things ever ! 54. Drinking : I love tea and milk, but I mostly drink water. I don't drink a lot of alcohol, because there are few that I really like 55. About to : going to bed, if I can sleep 56. Watching  I just finished season three of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, a really fun show! Next: The new season of House of Cards! *^* 57. Listening to : those days, I listen a lot to Little Talks, from Monsters and Men 58. Waiting for : something, I hope Your Future… 59. Want kids : never really thought of it, who knows ? 60. Get married : I'm not for or against it ; if I find the right person, and if she want it, why not ? 61. Career : AHAHAH !!! Please. Don’t. 62. Lips or eyes : eyes 63. Hugs or kisses : why chose ? I like both. 64. Shorter or taller : doesn't matter to me 65. Older or younger : doesn't matter too 66. Romantic or spontaneous : it's possible to be both, I think 67. Nice stomach or arms : I don't really have an opinion on that 68. Loud or sensitive : sensitive, but I like people who aren't afraid to speak up either 69. Hook-up or relationship : I don't have anything against the principle of a hook-up, but I never had one and honestly, I don't know how I would react if I had the possibility ; I think I'm more of a relationship kind of guy 70. Trouble maker or hesitant : someone who knows what she wants 71. Kissed a stranger : nope 72. Drank hard liquor : a little, didn't like it though 73. Lost glasses/contacts : I neverd had contacts, only glasses ; broke some but surprisingly never lost one 74. Had sex on a first date : nope 75. Broken someone’s heart : not my proudest moment 76. Been arrested : nope 77. Turned someone down : yeah, it's not easy 78. Cried when someone died : no, because once again I'm very lucky with that, I didn't have to go through a loss like that for now 79. Fallen for a friend : yeah Do you believe in…
 80. Yourself : not so much, but a little more than before 81. Miracles : I'm the cartesian type, and I don't belive easily without direct proof ; but I think I would like to believe in more 82. Love at first sight : I think passion is at first sight, and the love that stays comes after if the two persons are right for each other 83. Heaven : not really, but I would like it if there was something 84. Santa Claus : nope, but it could be fun x) 85. Kisses on first dates : if it feels right, why not ? 86. Angels : nope (sadly, no real life Castiel x) )