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bumbleblurr · 3 years ago

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ive already like established that Zippers name was based on a compromise between bee wanting to name them Zippy as a joke and blurr wanting a more legitimate(??) name but I never mentioned the names blurr came up with

he suggested Alfred Buddy Carlton David Eggbert Ferdinand Gregory Herbert Ichabod Jimmy Joe Kyle Lyle Mary May Nadine Olive Patty Queenie Regina Stella Tiffany Ursula Victoria Wendy Xenia Yolanda Zelda. That's only one of his suggestions

#zipper #THIS IS A JOKE ITS NOT SERIOUS #this is a joke referencing John Mochitta's appearance on sesame street #blurr probably wouldnt suggest such a name #idk maybe blurr would have tried to be more creative #but he kept picking words that sound awkward as names #like Expeditious or Velocious or Acceleration #zipper is so lucky blurr didnt win bc they would have been bullied for their name so badly #so basically #bee & blurrs mutual stubbornness for the win #oh also if u notice that half way through (starting with Mary) they switch to the big sister's name #this is bc zipper nonbinary ok #ppl keep misgendering them as male all the time tho ://///

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