#lightning's fanrace

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i love the sudden spike in notes as @ham-cheese-toastie, @thishumanformislimiting, and @imobsessed123 all reblog the same post like 50 times

maybe today we'll get to 700 notes?

Edit: Pippa you literally reblogged this 100 times

What is wrong with you? (affectionate? I think? Slightly concerned?)

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The Curious Races of SKRUB #83

Hello and welcome to the (apparently) 83rd installment of The Curious Races of SKRUB, where we explore the wacky creatures that populate paradox space. Can today’s species survive the challenges of SKRUB and make a new universe? That’s up to you and your GP! (Especially if you’re in the Ultimate SKRUB Session, wink wink check out the Discord).

Today: Clouds.

Nimbi are a species of sentient cloud people. They are Cloud Elementals that came into existance due to magic converging with clouds.

(Pictured: Nimbus, the first Cloud Elemental and origin of the species' name.) Nimbi live solitary lives, existing alone, or in small groups, and keeping their territories far from one another.

The shape of a Nimbus is almost entirely determined by themselves, as they shape their amorphous body. The one constant of their physical being is the golden bands that keep them in (literal) shape. Nimbi are almost always white and fluffy cloud formations, but when they are angered they become darker and tend to emit electricity from their body. And they get angry pretty often.

(Pictured: Nimbus’s full body, and her face when angry.) Their diet is 100% water. They don't need much else to exist, but they do need exposure to open air and sunlight, or they'll grow ill as they become deprived of natural magic. Said magic allows them to create magical storm-like effects, producing lightning, thunder, hail, snow, etc. If a Nimbus is ever interested in creating progeny, much like Nimbus herself was, they may find a cloud that suits their needs, add a piece of themselves, and imbue it with magic essence to create a brand new baby Nimbus! Almost all Nimbi know the story of the original Nimbus, and some worship her as a creator goddess of their kind. It is unknown how she actually came to be, except that someone (presumably not a Nimbus) performed a ritual on a cloud to create her and her golden bands, which she later copied to bring about the Nimbi race. Oh, and they're basically immortal? At least when it comes to any nonmagical means. (Think your fanrace can survive Underlings and Denizens? Submit your ideas to us and we’ll showcase it too!)

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Hello I can post again. Prepare for an onslaught of notifications

ok

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Would you like the entire bee movie script?

NO

last time this happened (yesterday) someone (emelin) sent me every hamilton lyric (I blocked her) would you like to be blocked bc I will do it. Not forever, just for a day or two

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ILL STOP DONT BLOCK ME PLEASE

thank you