#life has gotten strange and very stressful for Alphonso Tombstone | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

jacqcrisis · 2 months ago

Text

This is absolutely the kind of get-up Alfonso would've worn in the ring as "The Face-Breaker". Just playing up that cruel, evil orc stereotype before he rocked some dude's shit as the crowd jeered and booed at their favorite up-and-coming heel.

Sometimes with his late tag-team partner, Cody Half-Roads, who finally made an appearance:

This is gunna get real weird when the Emperor starts trying to flirt with dear Al, I tell you what.

#just. imagine.#that little fucker getting tossed around by that big guy #exquisite image #and then after promising to behead whatever hero the Face-Breaker was fighting and systematically breaking them down #he'd be in the back complimenting his opponent and just being a general Nice Guy #well known was he for being polite and easy to get along with and helpful to new wrestlers #and now he's wandering around the wilderness with a bunch of weirdos punching peoples faces in for real #and there's a dream guy who looks like his dead friend?#life has gotten strange and very stressful for Alphonso Tombstone #at least there's a cute wizard he wants to kiss #pros and cons #also goddamn i wish al didnt look so dehydrated #i see his body type like roman reigns #instead of dried out hugh jackman #oh well i can use me imagination #bg3

7 notes · View notes