#life be life-ing and with the whole twitter debacle things got complicated

[mostlikelytofangirl]

I think LQR would be a lonely old man. LXC and LWJ moved out, and probably LQR had been taking care of them since he was super young, so he doesn't know what to do with himself!

Then he walks into a perfumery one day and he meets MY. Polite, helpful young man, who sniffs out the scholar in LQR and starts talking about philosophy with him or something like that

Maybe LQR os a teacher for some niche thing! And MY starts attending his classes because LQR goes to his perfumery often and he likes him!

LQR is all pining but he'd never make the first move on someone so young

LQR also gets the hots whenever MY opens his mouth in his class. Intelligence/competency kink!

LQR all like "Meng Yao <3" /Dreamy sigh/

And then MY is like "I'm gonna fuck that old man >:)"

And he does. And LQR cries and then is embarassed about it

Also LXC and LWJ are having multiple aneurysms

OMG that's so adorable!! LQR as an empty-nester latching onto this lovely young man that is very mature for his age and very knowledgeable.

His interest increases when MY is fascinated by the super niche thing that he teaches, but of course LQR is a proper man that wouldn't dare cross the line with a boy, especially when it would risk ruining this nice friendship that makes him forget that he is alone now.

MY attending his classes would be so smart of him, but what else is new XD. Bc MY wouldn't also risk an open first move, no, his especialty is getting ppl to do what he wants without them noticing, and he has learned enough about LQR to know that being a delight to have in class will help him get the ball rolling.

MY is gonna get him some old man dick one way or the other or so help him!

And naturally he succeeds, only now he has to convince LQR that it was something he totally wanted, he was never coerced, no he doesn't think it's improver and he would very much like to do it again :'D.

Also having to deal with the nephews going through all the stages of grieve in a couple of minutes as soon as the news reach them, but it'd be worth it 😌