#life a bitch ain't it?

[green-alien-turdz]

Covered in so much chicken grease flies follow me. My hands are busted, cut, and cracked. My shoes are so worn there's no point wearin em. One if my cats is missin n probably dead. I haven't eaten in 3 days. I work 2 jobs yet still can't afford to survive. I don't sleep. ion even really piss. I try to off myself just about every other week. And I'm almost outta cigarettes. But the sun is still shinin I guess bcuz it's fuckin summer. We livin the American dream, folks

[hikarry]

Btw, props to the people that work with David's hair in Good Omens, especially season 2

As someone with the same exact hair lengt of our fellow demon, Satan knows how fucking hard and annoying it is to defeat gravity and make the top part actually stay...up, ya know

Season 1 was not that hard cause his hair is considerably shorter, so: shorter hair is quite easier to get to stay up right

Longer hair tho

I pay tribute to all the hours I've spent with blowdryer in one hand and snapping my fingers with the other to try and perform some type of miracle, cause God damn (it does look hella sick when it works tho)

Anyway, all this to say: I have now concrete proof being sick and emulating Crowley DOES NOT MATCH

I've been laying here with a damp towel on my forehead in prayers it will somehow help break my fever and this bitch not only ain't helping, it has been sucking the red out of my hair for hours now and it has turned from white to pink

This virus I caught God knows how is literally sucking the vibe out of me

[cometblaster2070]

Headmaster Grimm: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight? Apple: *raises hand* Darling: *puts her hand down*

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

@dreemurr-skelememer's human cross design was just too good not to doodle man<333

[rotisseries]

the anger and hatred i feel for the "robin wouldn't date nancy cause of steve" rhetoric is literally unmatched by any other force on planet earth

[citrine-elephant]

breaking out of containment

he's going to beat me up for creating another scenerio to bully him with

[milla984]

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the body language in this scene: the rest of the team (minus Rossi) has an upright posture and their hands are placed on the desk in front of them. JJ, Emily and Hotch use a hand clasp gesture while Penelope and Derek opt for the ‘one hand over the other’ variation. These gestures generally display an attempt at self-restraint of some sort - mainly a reaction to frustration, anger or anxiety, and also indicate the intention of putting more distance between oneself and the other person(s) involved. Rossi uses what is known as the ‘steeple hands’ pose, an indication that he has a confident attitude or is very confident about the outcome of the situation and may also try to convey a feeling of superiority; the lowered steeple is usually observed when the steepler is listening, rather than speaking. But what about Spencer? His expression is defiant, he’s leaning back on his chair and he’s sitting in a ‘figure four leg lock’ stance... which, according to experts, is one of the most dominant positions someone can assume without manifesting openly aggressive intentions, since it also indicates that the subject feels both argumentative and defensive at the same time.

My man is basically throwing a tantrum during a Senate Committee hearing.

@matthew-gray-gubler-lover, @reidsbookclub, @thisiscalmanditsdoctorreid, @pretty-boys-book-club, @spookydrreid, @f-me-reid, @scorpiofangirl1109

edited to add @tjwritesfanfics​ 😂😂

[pohlepen]

trying to explain why frankie can't be monogamous and it really coming down to her being selfish and it's like damn... that's my original character huh 😅🫡

[landgraabbed]

i was sat here thinkin abt why that post i reblogged hit me so hard but then i remembered that it's basically how shit went down between me and my sibling and their partner lmfao fjsdjfdsdsdfsdf

[deputyrook]

jimmy?? the rapist jimmy? girl stand up

bestie he's not real ♥

[iridescentis]

ONE FOR THE MONEY

TWO FOR THE SHOW

THREE OF US GIRLS

FOUR LET'S GO

[sneepity-snoop-snorpity-sneep]

I would love so much to see an AU where All Might at some point pre-canon or early canon; stops, looks around and goes “Hang on, I thought I supported society and got everybody the breathing room to rebuild and become a stable society, that was the whole point of the Symbol of Peace. How the hell did we end up with still so many villains and crime and poverty again less than 50 years later? Fuck this shit I’m out, you guys learn to take responsibility for yourselves cuz I’ve already plus ultra’d for you, the rest is your job!”

and like publicly retires and starts advocating for social programs and funds a bunch of free facilities like libraries, training gyms, clinics etc, and basically is just putting his weight as the Symbol of Peace behind the mostly-unaddressed parts of public service. Which makes the hero commission go like

cuz since its All Might, now everybody’s paying attention to the social problems they didn’t want people noticing! And trying to sabotage it to keep themselves in power will probably put them on All Might’s shit list

like he’s settled down and spends most of his personal time working on these massive community gardens he’s started, learning how to be a good plant-dad, and accidentally starting at least one alpaca petting zoo (someone brought it up as a light joke but golden-retriever-energy-having yagi toshinori didn’t pick up on that lmao). The media keeps having meltdowns over All Might in overalls and sun hats

The league of villains plot still happens, but pretty differently since shiggy’s main target started drawing attention to his point before he could - big fights still happen, but more like a kids game of tag with enforced safe spots; the gardens are No-Fighting zones for Everybody, any and all Audacious Hoes With Violence On Their Minds gotta hold it back at those locations, because if u squash anybody’s tomato plants you’ll be point-blank on All Might wielding a spade and channeling the energy of a wrathful Samwise Gamgee

[whysamwhy123]

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[amorremanet]

Man, I realize demanding that someone execute their own brother is pretty fucked up, but He Xuan asking that of Shi Qingxuan still gave them more respect than Shi Qingxuan ever got from Shi Wudu [gave them the ability to make their own choice after finally being given the full story and enough context to actually have the capacity for informed consent, something that Shi Wudu spent centuries denying to Shi Qingxuan] and also, He Xuan did nothing wrong and should be allowed to do all the atrocities he wants, thank you for your time

[elitehoe]

Did Brian Cage just say he gave Hangman the match of his life??

[graviconscientia]

I just. Really love him. I am so happy I get to see him again. I'm like a giddy little schoolgirl. The legs are kicked up behind me and everything. I'm blushing. I'm going to write our initials in a heart in a notebook.