#lieutnts ramblings

[lieutnt]

inside you there are two wolves: one believes ghost would be the meanest power bottom, the other believes he would be the most submissive bottom

[thegnomelord]

"Oh! A new visitor! Why do come in."

Hi there, I'm Gnome, he/him, 20yo, and I write stuff, mostly smut. Currently a med student. A proud monsterfucker and european.

"These are all for sale, you're free to browse."

Top male reader, Top GN reader, Sub Male reader, Sub GN reader, NSFW, SFW, CoD MW, Genshin Inpact.

"Oh no no no, I'm a reputable hoarder, I'm not touching that."

Fem Reader, Bottom reader, Scat, Incest, Underage. Minors and Fetishizers DNI

"The neighbors? Yeah, they're a reputable bunch, be sure to visit if you're ever in the area."

@miguel-owhora - Miguel, @lieutnt - Elijah, @rodolfoparras - Alec, @agoofyannoyancetolaw - Coyote, @bonesnmore - Bone, @clumsydragon - Mhairi, @gazmialmagemela - Embry, @ccreekside - Creek, @pastelclovds, @kingambrosius - Ambrosius.

"Ah, that. You needn't worry, that's just the fish tank. They don't bite... much."

🦈anon, 👑anon, ☕anon, 🪼anon, 🐙anon, 🐡anon, 🦐anon, 🪸anon, 🦦anon, 🦭anon, 🐺anon, 🐋anon, 🐈‍⬛anon, 🪣anon, 🚗anon🦊😺anon, 😈anon, 👾anon, 🦓anon, 🐆anon, 🦠anon, 🪒anon, 📻anon, 🦇anon, 🦀anon, 🥧anon, 🐎anon

"Now then, have you chosen what to buy?"

Masterlist:

Genshin Impact

Beastly Urges

bottom Pantalone X monster top reader

Devotion in Steel

Headcannon how Zhongli, Childe and Dottore would worship a cyberpunk sagau god reader.

Pious Worship

Ask for Dom bottom childe x sub top Cyberpunk SAGAU reader.

COD: MWII

500 Follower special prompt game

Soap has a musk kink

What it says on the tin.

Got Your Tongue

Ghost gives a blowjob for the first time.

Price Does Shibari

No sex just teasing, what it says on the tin.

Missing You

Phone sex with Soap.

A Little Bit of Heaven

FTM Gaz and MReader go on Vacation.

Lending a Hand

You/Soap/Gaz monster Au, Soap goes into rut and heat.

Mages and Monsters

Ask/first idea about mage reader and Bluegiragi monster 141 au.

Patience Is a Virtue

Price comes up with a creative way to punish you, sub top reader. Monster AU.

Hell Has a Basemen Floor (Welcome Home)

Long fic with mage reader and poly TF141 strap in lads

Good Dog

Long fic, you're Makarov's Hound, future poly 141

Tags:

Centerpieces of the Hoard — long fics/headcannonst

Trinkets of the Hoard — short thirsts or ideas I might turn into long fics. The trinkets won't be added to the masterlist.

Gnome's tea break — just ramblings and thoughts

Honorable mentions of the Hoard — recommendations and reblogs

Gnome's prompt game — 500 follower prompt game

Gnome correspondence — answering asks.

[lieutnt]

I laugh every time I go to the operator screen on CoD and see Graves' face

Who pissed him off

[lieutnt]

the duality of man:

most played game this year: call of duty

second most played game: powerwash simulator

[lieutnt]

Saw Deadpool & Wolverine yesterday and now all I can think of is Wolverine!Reader x 141

[lieutnt]

it’s really fucking weird the trend of (mostly on twitter) people writing/drawing shit like pedophilia & necrophilia and when they get called out on it being like “i’m a dead dove writer, what did you expect!!”

that ain’t the defence you think it is

[lieutnt]

kinda great how even in a call of duty multiplayer lobby some arsehole starts talking about supporting israel and everyone immediately shits on them

[lieutnt]

I'm the worst kind of fanfic reader. A writer will describe something (imo) a bit too much and I'm already skipping ahead like "Yeah yeah I get it."

[lieutnt]

Trying to write but my dog is doing this

How am I supposed to write in these conditions?

[lieutnt]

My preference for video game/animated characters with a traumatic past sure is becoming more obvious huh

[lieutnt]

If you’re gonna post MW3 spoilers at least tag them or put them under a keep reading, didn’t even last a day without it being spoiled 👍

[lieutnt]

I haven't watched The Boys since season 1, why do I suddenly have the desire to write for Homelander

[lieutnt]

i love everyone i follow but some of you are making my dash impossible to use

[lieutnt]

Truly devastating how little we see chest hair & happy trails now, bring that shit back

[lieutnt]

“Oh that request sounds really good, I think it’ll have to be a oneshot.”

*3 hours and 1,200 words later when I haven’t even got to the fucking yet*

[lieutnt]

I’m not gonna make a proper appreciation post because I struggle putting my thoughts & feelings into words but thank you to everyone who follows me, my mutuals and especially those who tagged me in their own appreciation posts!

My inbox/messages are always open if any of you want to talk to me or spam me with your thoughts