#liberally almost all of this is like from the last few eps of s5 lol

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Naruto things that made me lose my mind for one reason or another (s5-6, s9, the 3 movies):

Sakura: why dont you ever tell me anything, sasuke?! (Um Sasuke doesnt owe you shit just bc u like him????)

Sakura: sasuke, if you left my loneliness would feel the same as yours after your entire family was violently wiped out

I try to be shocked when kids use food pills but no. I'm actually not shocked these children has access to ninja amphetamines

Child kimimaro, trapped in a cage, stabbing the walls with his bones: why has god forsaken me?

Sasuke: I no longer look to the future, my dream lays in the past (absolutely devastating)

Sasuke: your friendship is very precious to me. Naruto: THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE WE FIGHTING????

Sasuke: father, why is itachi so cold to me? Fugaku: How the fuck should I know? itachi's a freak

Naruto: sasuke, you have no idea how happy it made me that day you said you wanted to beat my ass most of all

Naruto: sasuke, when I'm with you I wonder if that's what it's like to have a brother (...naruto I wonder if maybe you're wrong)

Sakura was apparently gonna let "kabuto" stick a kunai between her eyes bc she was so upset about the idea of sasuke being dead

Naruto: you weren't useless, sakura! I was only able to save the day because you were trying to let yourself die and I had to stop it!

Mizuki: iruka! Check our my sweet prison bod! I just wanted to say that I cherish every second of your suffering!

Oruchimaru about Mizuki: lol look at this loser. I'm gonna give him a potion that turns him into a tiger then drains his body. Just for funzies

Filler episodes really feel like the writers are saying: hey, come with me on a stupid fucking journey

I feel like someone forgot they said rainbows were a sign of evil snakes when they made naruto do the rainbow rasengun

Sasuke got the actress's autograph for naruto 😭

Naruto: the 3rd hokage looked after me before he died (no he fucking didn't! He did the bare fucking minimum!)