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[daenystheedreamer]

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a compelling argument for why your fave would never top or bottom

dont like how straight people use top/bottom but hear me out. everyone loves a good pegging meme. but i dont think cat pegs ned... they have normal missionary sex in their normal deniably unspicy bed. modern au.... cat is catholic. while ned DOES know what pegging is (sansa is an SJW and thinks sex positivity is really important and gave her parents pamphlets also theon makes crass jokes) he would go ach nae that is not for me. they are like 40 and not the kind of 40 where you get into swinging and pegging etc just the regular 40 where bringing spice to the bedroom means a nice set of tasteful lingerie while benjen babysits the kids. they have a fulfilling sex life without pegging. HOWEVER. lady stoneheart WOULD peg ned. this isnt even just based on vibes its like a possessive ownership thing cos LSH needs ned in every way she will not let him go again. Okay post over sorry guys even i can tell this is too insane

[amethyinst]

1. Are you named after anyone? nope ^_^ yin is from my middle name and my irl name ... its not named after someone but my dad first saw it in the movie la confidential where its the name of a prostitution service.....

2. When was the last time you cried? maybe a week ago when i was saying goodbye to my friends in aus 💔

3. Do you have kids? no but i got parentified so i have a maternal role with my younger siblings

4. What sports do you play/have you played? ballet if it counts 🫶 i did jazz and tap too

5. Do you use sarcasm? noooo id never use sarcasm 🙄

6. What's the first thing you notice about someone? maybe age? like oh thats a young kid old person middle aged person etc.

7. Eye color? beautiful brown

8. Scary movies or happy endings? oof...... happy endings >.< im lame ok. i like scary movies but i have to cover my eyes

9. Any talents? i can cook very well i think :)

10. Where were you born? 🥝 AOTEAROA NEW ZEALAND 🥝

11. Hobbies? doomscrolling.. but also taking walks and op shopping :)

12. Any pets? yes a calico cat named caramello<3 named after a popular koala-shaped caramel chocolate in australia

13. Height? in the later 160cms i think

14. Favorite school subject? politics💯

15. Dream job? something with kids. or somewhere where i dont have to talk to anyone.... archiving or libraries would also be fun

tagging 15 people uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh @15-lizards @sshireens @songbee @lexiiicon @levithestripper @pixelshiftexe god idk i feel bad tagging i feel lie im bothering 😭 anyway if u wanna<3 theres more people id tag but i dont wanna bother anyone so assume i tagged you and do it if u want to do the tag game kisses

[daenystheedreamer]

idk if i should send this as like an ask or a message but the latest omeagorverse post is so delicious and wonderful omg. LOVE WINS! like the detail of the subtle violence of viserys three births really caught my eye. having to have three c- sections to have his children is such a small but important detail to me. did maegor stop making him have children after three because he wasn't producing any more boys or because his body couldn't take being cut open again? and also like I love the surprising detail of Viserys having the autonomy to name his children and naming babyjay after his brother idk I don't want to misinterpret anything but to me that is surprising for maegor to do or allow (like I would've thought he would name his kids all maegor maenor visenya2) just very interesting that he still chooses to honor his family and history in his own fucked up way. like sorry your brother jae is dead :/ you can name our baby after him tho! thanks for the hier ;)

any and all scraps and morsels that you give on this AU are always beyond fabulous!!!

MWAH hello bestie from my puter always lovely to hear from you heartiest apologies for letting you languish in my inbox for honestly probably weeks i dont have a concept of time 😭 answers below <3

c-sections in history are always so visceral i love them 🫶 alyssa velaryon murdered by rogar i LOVED that i loved adapting that to viserys/aemma. childbirth is such a violent act in westeros it really comes across as gendered domestic violence at times, the way it is simply expected for women to destroy their bodies/die in the process of producing an heir for their husband who doesnt daf about them beyond their ability to do this, and then the dismissiveness that men will consider this with. like how tywin is so uncaring about how he has set this up for cersei's life. and c-section is such a fun horror when u dont have epidurals lol so i jst HAD to do c-section<3 plus i didnt want to think about the mpreg reproductive system lol

there's a certain horror too with how close births are in westeros. it's mostly a plot thing but having children every year without modern medicine is so evil... jae/viserra/daenys are all born within a five-year timeline starting from when vis is 15(sorry baby<3) years 44, 47, and 48. i think maegor did try to have more after that but a combo of fate/destiny/dragon has three heads/destroying vis' body it ended after that and maeg was like well if one dies there's two more. plus i think while he would value a son>daughter for Society reasons he respects viserra more than jae cos power>social norms. so he's ultimately fine with the three heirs he has, though he def enjoys tormenting vis with the thought of having to go through another birth ^_^ also i figure after the double whammy 2 daughters in 2 years rhaena is like Put your dick away or i chop it off.

and yee vis picks the names mostly<3 i think he doesnt ask maegor for ANYTHING cos no doubt maegor will use it to fuck with him but when he has a son he's like please please please can i name him after jaehaerys. plus it'll be comnfusing if there's two viseryses. i think maegor would want to name his son aegon as a power play (after his father + to spit on aegon the uncrowned's grave) but he's like damn u actually asked something of me instead of pissing yourself and crying, Ight fine but the next one has to be named after visenya. which makes viserys go a little crazy cos if there's one thing he knows the gods will love its a maegor kid named VISENYA. they compromise on viserra (aww<3 normal marriage!). then its daughter #2 and maegor's like yeah idgaf anymore. if it was a boy he'd name it aegon but its a stupid girl so he's like god idk name is aegelle for all i care. so vis picks daenys after the dreamer.

oo and whenever vis snaps and gets pissy about maegor treating him like horseshit maegor is like well i let you name the kids didnt i. arent you grateful for that lmao i let you name my HEIR. i give you everything... and vis is like sigh might kill myself about this. and it's all part of maegor's grand Make Viserys Insane plan that he's not even doing consciously he just thinks its funny that viserys cries for months after giving birth to jaehaerys cos lol YOU chose to name him after your dead brother! i said aegon YOU chose jae!

canon maegor was really focused on having an heir cos it was like the one masculine ideal he couldnt achieve but i feel like once he's had the kid he doesn't care about them beyond that. his parenting strategy is that kids should just be swole from birth and if they arent that's their problem its not his job to raise them. as The Mother it is viserys' job to raise the kids into mini maegors/visenyas and if the kids dont turn out that way it is viserys' fault.

anyway ily 🫶 hope that was an okay answer<3 im honestly considering making a seperate sideblog for this content cos its so embarrassing 😭

[daenystheedreamer]

pumpkin, sky-blue, rogue 😏🤠😼

SKY BLUE SO REAL i am. Crazy.

[daenystheedreamer]

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@dyannawynnedayne kisses to you my wonderful friend from the puter <3<3<3

Last Song: For Her, Fiona Apple. SUCH a good song for rhaenyra & alicent not in a rhaenicent way but in a. They Are Abused. way. viserys/alicent and really viserys/rhaenyra also. daemon/rhaenyra if rhaenyra was self aware about it.

Favorite Colour: cop out but i cant pick<3 maybe red❤️ but i love blue and brown and yellow and black and purple and green and. Et cetera.

Currently Watching: HOUSE OF THE DRAGON SEASON ONE I SWEAR I WILL GET BACK TO IT i got distracted by stucky fanfiction and my own OCs and investigating crypto frauds. My bad. also supernatural i got bored cos there is no castiel yet.

Last Movie/TV Show: ermmm my letterboxd says child's play i watched that on halloween ^_^ very fun. also the vvitch and lake mungo both great horror films i recommend :D

Spicy/Savory/Sweet: CANT PICK ough. i have an extreme sweet tooth but cantonese food is such an important part of me where would i be without dumpling and roast pork...

Current Obsession: stucky............. you start off going I think bucky barnes is gay and endgame was pretty bad. flash forward two months and now look at me. i have opinions on stucky fanfic.

Relationship Status: single and august im trying real hard not to hate you rn. i hate happy couples. like im so happy for you genuinely but When Is It My Turn

Last Thing You Googled: large low shear velocity provinces

tagging urm....... @tyriongirl @wafflehousegothic @lexiiicon @daenerysoftarth @wiremotherenergy @amogusus @boghierophant @a-thousand-eyes-and-one @blackgumball kisses if u wanna ^_^♡

[daenystheedreamer]

I LOST THE ASK ABOUT HOW DAENYS KILLED MAEGOR but to answer your question @lexiiicon. honestly not quite sure... but heres a vague bit of some ideas :p

daenys has Visions and is currently married to this horrible probably closeted stark lord who is using her as an heir factory and also she's being psychologically terrorised by his bolton mother. she spends a worrying amount of time in the crypts... anyway she gets pregnant and has a slight mental breakdown about it. has some dragon dreams which she interprets in a way to mean ok if i kill maegor everything will be fixed. so she up and leaves winterfell by herself just walks to the red keep (on her special white horse :3) all the way from the north. no money no shoes in her nightgown.. everyone knows who she is so they just let her stay at inns and keeps and homesteads even though she's The Princess and clearly off her rocker. keep in mind she's 18 currently so really this is just her gap year hot girl summer rn. the reeds are familiar with insane quests based on magical dreams so they help her through the swamps. she nearly gets murdered/held for ransom/etc several times but miraculously(😏) makes it to the red keep wearing her bloody muddy disgusting nightgown heavily pregnant bloodshot purple eyes no chapstick dried lips all fucked up looking. and shes like Bring Me My Father and theyre like um which one... no one is letting her in so she has to go through the secret passageways and she finds her way into the throne room where maegor and viserys are fighting each other (7foot maegor and 5'6 vis to be clear). vis is having his own hot girl summer rn (having a very weird relationship with the kingsguard lord commander) and maegor found out and started homer simpson style strangling him which is what daenys walks in on. daenys and viserys team up and kill maegor with the iron throne (slay!). but now vis and daenys are covered in blood maegor dead obviously they did it. jaehaerys finds them and helps them cover up the murder essentially but more in a way where it looks like jae did it. And so christens the reign of maegor's heir lol. jae is on the throne now and he kinda sucks a lil bit and daenys is like oh fuck nothing got fixed there's just another guy on the throne. AND hes my brother who i thought i could trust. and that does wonders for her psyche. she's still got a decade of living to do, poor darling :(

[amethyinst]

ten songs from my on repeat playlist on shuffle <3 tag 10 people lets see if i can

@wafflehousegothic thank you my best friend the puter<3 its all hozier regina spektor fiona apples 🫶

up the mountain regina spektor

paper bag fiona apple

all things end hozier

left handed kisses andrew bird (ft fiona apple)

o willow waly from the innocents 1961 soundtrack

under the table fiona apple

i spider i monster

us regina spektor

waltz (better than fine) fiona apple

eat your young hozier

@discoidal @15-lizards @tyriongirl @ludcake @gracekelli @a-thousand-eyes-and-one @neo-persephone @star-fissure @lexiiicon @dyannawynnedayne if you wanna<3 if youve got spotify put your on repeat playlist on shuffle and then post the first ten songs. kisses my beautiful friends from the puter

[daenystheedreamer]

i know i said id log off and i did but i had to go see lexiiicon's art again and then i saw braime stuff adn you know how i am with braime. i swear im logging off for real now i swear for real

[amethyinst]

last song: FEELING GOOD NINA SIMONE 🫶 love her so much

currently reading: god. ive got a stack of library books to get through: two ocean related non-fiction, two memoirs about the NHS, haunting of hill house by shirley jackson, manga adaptation of pride and prejudice. CURRENTLY rereading the hunger games w my fambly <3 we're on mockingjay peeta is back and he's back WRONG

currently watching: supernatural i SWEAR i will get back to it. also rewatching the innocents 1961

@15-lizards @lexiiicon @queenlorea if u wanna!!! ily my friends from the puter 🫶

[amethyinst]

KISSES alex @2001mx 😚

last song: fiona apple i want you to love me!!!!!!!!! god i love her so much :)

currently watching: supanatural. season 2. hell^_^

currently reading: the haunting of hill house by shirley jackson :p

latest obsession: fiona apple and regina spektor.... <3

tagging hmmmm @grendelsmom @discoidal @15-lizards @aethelflaedel @lexiiicon if u wanna :3 ily ily ily ily and ily<3