#let's take ibuprofen together <33

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

I wanna like grab Foul Legacy and rub my face all in his fur like I do with my cat. I wanna squeeze his waist and just play with his hair.

I wanna touch Foul Legacy’s fur/hair, so bad,,

[📺]

me too anon,,, me too,,,

the temptation to bury your face in his fluff is tantalizing, even more so when you see him dozing in the sunlight- it just looks so soft and inviting,,, yeah you cave and end up happily shoving your face into the lilac fur a lot. Legacy doesn't mind- he lets out a squeak of surprise if he was asleep which quickly turns into a purr, his claws gently resting on your back. his fluff is like a big feathery pillow, and you find yourself quickly becoming sleepy, nestling closer and shutting your eyes. you really only intended to sleep for a few minutes,,, but that turned into a few hours, and by the time you woke up Foul Legacy had already wrapped himself around you to continue his own nap, as if he's just asking you to go back to sleep :)

oh oh oh, since he's too tall for you to reach his hair and fluff normally, he likes scooping you into his arms so you can reach!! either that, or he kneels down to your height. he loves the sensation of your fingers threading through his thick copper hair and lilac fur- sometimes he ruffles it up just for you to brush it back down, all neat and proper again. he'll play with your hair too, if you let him!! always carefully, though, since his talons are sharp and deadly and he doesn't want to hurt you

perhaps on one of your days off, you'll teach him how to weave flower crowns to wear together

[dzvelinaskebiyars]

Izana dealing with a bratty sick reader <33

Thank you so much for requesting<333

The weather seemed very nice, perfect to walk in the park and hangout but unfortunately for you, you caught cold and your boyfriend imprisoned you in your own room. Not being the type to take care of yourself, he had no other choice.

The door opened and the person who came in your room was no one other than your beloved, Kurokawa Izana. He had cup of tea in his hand, small amount of smoke coming out of it.

You let out an audible groan. "Please not again..." He put the tea on the chair in front of you. "I hate lemon tea more than anything."

"It's necessary." He simply stated and ignored your groans. You knew it was necessary, but it tasted so bad especially when you didn't have any appetite or taste for anything. "I will drink it later." You turned to the other side of bed, your back facing him.

Izana scoffed, starting to get tired of your bratty behaviour while he was trying to take care of you--which was hard for him because he didn't have anyone to take care of him when he was sick and now he was trying his hardest to that for you. "It'll get cold."

"It's too hot now."

"It's not." He turned you to his side, cup in his hand. "You already turned down four cup of tea. I'm not letting you to waste this one too."

Izana brought the cup to your lips and admitting your defeat, you took the sip of it. Not much but at least it's something. The warmth immediately spread in your body the moment you gulped it down.

"See? Not that hard, right? Now drink this all up." He placed the cup in your hand, not taking eyes off of you as you started drinking the tea. Izana took the paracetamols from his pockets, that he had to go to pharmacy five streets away because that was the nearest one to your house.

"I'm not drinking paracetamol."

"Yes you are."

"I'd rather drink Ibuprofen."

"Don't have."

You groaned again, putting the tea on the chair and started complaining about how you hate paracetamol and how you preferred other pills such as ibuprofen. But Izana didn't listen to you. He knew you weren't allergic to the pill but just were being bratty, so he put the pill in his mouth, confusing you, and pressing your lips together, passing the paracetamol in your mouth. He was about to give you cup of water but you swallowed the pill without one. "You might get sick too!" you scolded him but Izana just smirked at you. "Well, you'd have to blame yourself for being a brat then."

You frowned but were too tired to argue with him so you let this one pass. He gave you cup of tea again. "Now drink this all up before I decide to use the same method." You scoffed, giving him a dirty look.

Brats surely annoyed Izana but seeing you acting like one was more or less amusing to him.

♡♡♡

I hope you are satisfied with this! Sorry that it took quite long for me to post😭

[nishloves]

seventeen on your periods <3

a/n: these scenarios might or might not be inspired from my irl experiences lmfao, hope you like it as much as i liked writing it &lt;3

svt x f!reader // headcanons // fluff // m.list words: 1.3k warnings: slight cursing

choi seungcheol

did someone say that his baby was hurting???? fully prepared with blankets, hot packs and soup to help your cramps; talked you out from your unhealthy cravings (coffee and dairy presumably worsen your cramps); used to be a bit clueless in the starting but did his research so that he could help you out <3 tries to spend his days with you and regularly texts you to see if you need anything. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR UTERUS IS COMING OFF?" calls 911.

yoon jeonghan

can see him teasing you for your foul mood and asking, are you on your period? on the days when you're just plainly... angry. he's eerily correct though (you usually get your periods in around 2-3 days after he quotes that hateful sentence), but is a sweet pie when you actually get them; he would take care of you, indulge in your cravings and cuddle you when you watch a series whether it be gore or the most slow burn shit you have ever seen <33

hong jisoo

he's so patient oh my god, the best one to have around to help your mood swings! he would patiently listen to your rant about how you tore the wrapper in a different way than you wanted to and then he would cheer you up??? like, oh god, marry me. he won't be clueless. at all. you're surprised that he knows so much about periods. "what do you mean coffee worsens cramps???" "yes baby, now put it down alright? I got dark chocolate for you." "you're the best<3"

wen junhui

boy makes you laugh so hard that you actually forget that you're on a period for a while lol. would cook and clean for you and gently kiss your forehead when you thank him for cooking so delicious meals; I can clearly see him calling you during shoots to ask if you need anything or if you're doing alright if he can't stay beside you (considering he travels a lot btw korea and china), would calm down your anger issues and it would almost seem like you both switched personalities. won't joke around too much because he doesn't wanna accidentally upset you, but he always and I mean always, does something so stupid that you end up cackling afterall.

kwon soonyoung

was clueless during the start despite having a sister; worked his way through research and observing you. you won't let him cook for you lmao, if you don't wanna cook you're ordering take out, but he's not cooking until he literally begs you to. but would gladly help you with other works, bringing groceries? buying sanitary pads and painkillers? stroke and play with your hair while you both cuddle together? all done. he doesn't do much but his presence calms you down, a lot. like really a lot. just him being near you is ibuprofen enough. "you sure you don't want me to do anything else?" "no... can you just hold me please?" "i will hold you for eternity <3"

jeon wonwoo

definitely tracks your periods, let's all your pre menstrual tantrums slide, will make you tea to calm down and educate you about periods, "apparently an average female spends nearly 10 years on her periods." feeds you food which helps relieve your period cramps. does every household chores if you're unable to do so, kisses your forehead amidst his work <3 oh also, would introduce you to cod/pubg where you can let go of your pent up anger (: "I WILL KILL YOU!" "you're doing great sweetheart."

lee jihoon

he's clueless, even more than hoshi. but he's smart so he caught up with it quite earlier than hoshi and you just didn't realise that he had zero and i mean ZERO idea about periods. like yeah he read about it in 8th grade but that's it, but would definitely be very attentive towards you and would spoil you with affection if that's what you desire. you just need to tell him what to do and he will do whatever you want. secretly buys your favorite food because your reactions are ten times more dramatic than normal and loves seeing you giggling because he did something nice. would get sad when you're not feeling your best though; can i do something to help uplift her mood? :(((

xu minghao

makes you green tea and asks you to meditate to calm your mood swings lmao. can see him trying his best to soothe you down by rubbing your back and playing with your hairs, gentle kisses on your cheeks as he urges you get up and take a hot shower and not act lazy. he's so prepared its almost scary than endearing. would also call you like three to five times while he's away... he would still not hesitate to calm down your delusions and force you back into reality from your sappy imagination. "i miss you :(" "i'm laying down right next to you." "i meant it figuratively!" "i miss my smart y/n too" "hey!!!!"

kim mingyu

be honest, you thought he was clueless right? he's not. not at all. he gets you hot towels to lightly soak your belly, gives you belly rubs, makes you soup, plays with your hair and massage your lower back to help your pain. you thought he was sweet? he's sweeter now! bam, you can't be mad at him anymore ahahahahaha. holds you close to him and runs his hand on your body; "I feel like shit gyu" "you're a pretty cute shit then"

lee seokmin

poor baby is clueless lmfao, you have to help him navigate through even basic stuff, definitely called you to ask your coochie's size because pads were available in different sizes. cooks you very delicious meals and fulfills all your cravings. your bad mood is not so bad anymore because he gave you his most radiant smile. his presence can heal you easily. "thought you felt sick?" "not now when you're here <3"

boo seungkwan

was sassing you out and then you started crying and then you revealed that you were on your periods and it all clicked. doesn't sass you, gossips! and gossips so much that you don't care about your cramps anymore! would sass other people to make you happy. takes care of you and regularly get you head pads for your aches, foot massages to make you happy <33 would definitely get sad when he sees you in pain tho :((

chwe hansol

man's chill as f and doesn't treat you any differently, while other members do tend to get a little cautious (more when you're bawling your eyes out after seeing a cat video), he won't treat you any different. he just kind of... adapts? you feel like shit? he does subtle things to make you feel good. you're emotional? hes there to be emotional WITH you. you want him to take care of you? no problem. he's there. always.

lee chan

please you can't not tell me that he was absolutely fucking clueless at first, was honestly scared when you lashed out on him for not picking up after himself and thought that you are always equally angry during your periods (who isn't lmao) he soon realised that you just have needs during that time and hormonal fluctuations just make you a little scary. would follow you like a puppy tho :( and carry out every single task obediently; would definitely wish to take away your pain. hes so sweet omg (would also ask your coochie's size)

[sw4mp-c0rp3s]

let's go take ibuprofen together!!!1!1!!! >////<

-♡<

more <33

i want this twink OBLITERATED!!!1!!1!!!

[dailysouhiyori]

Day 33: let’s take ibuprofen together

[aubeezz]

I saw the most recent basil drawing ane immediately thought "let's take ibuprofen together" <33 your art is so great i love it sm

Majority of everyone has said this to me already

Little did you know I'm ahead of your game

[mysticfemme]

Hey girl, it seems like you’re going through a hard time. I feel for you, I’m a masc-leaning gal and my first significant relationship was from 21 to 22-23, and it ended with getting dumped over text on Valentine’s Day after a lot of emotional abuse and neglect. I’m 29 now and way different and more put together person than I was, so do know that it gets much better and you’re still very young, but I get the heartache. A couple things that helped me, and this may sound kinda odd, but taking ibuprofen when you’re feeling that “heart ripped out of your chest” feeling could alleviate the pain a little (the parts of the brain that process emotional pain and physical pain are next to each other). Another thing is finding a very private place you won’t be disturbed and just let yourself/make yourself cry for about 15-30 min. Every single day. Eventually, it will be difficult to do so bc you quite literally worked the emotions out of you. I did it for about a month and I had no tears left to shed and was just kinda “huh, oh well” overall afterward. Not entirely over it, that took a bit longer, but not overwhelmed by it all. You may still feel sad, but not devastated, and it’s a way to feel like you have a little bit of control by giving yourself some set time to just be as sad and mad as you want to be without feeling like it’s overwhelming and haunting you the entire day. Anyway, none of those things may work for you or interesting you, but I just thought I’d offer some small tools that helped me when I was going through a rough time

I'm really sorry that happened to you anon, some relationships can be so painful

As for the crying things, it's really odd but I thought I would be crying constantly because I'm a hugely emotional person, but for the last three months before everything happened I think I cried at least once every single day over that person and now that it's happened I feel like I'm just not as emotional anymore. I'm still crying most days though, so I'll try to keep it up 😂😭

Thank you for everything you've said anon, I really appreciate all this !! <33

[alex-just-vibing]

random collection of images and gifs that fill me with joy (none are mine)

Let's take ibuprofen together <33

I use this a lot with my irl friends, it's very practical lol

Picrew of me ^_^ (if I find the picrew again I'll link it!! :3)

five nights Freddy at the fridge?!

my friends hate me for this (joke)

Leg so hot, hot hot leg, leg so hot you fry an egg my beloved

He's dancing epicly!!!! <3333

[umemiyan]

I will attempt to refrain from gushing as to not overwhelm you but-

I think we fall in to step together very easily! Like we just kinda clicked and our friendship feels super comfy! If we lived closer I could totally see us being the types to just show up at each other’s houses like… hi I’m making dinner and I brought dessert!! What board game do you wanna play!!!

Anyway 💙 you forever Robin

YES!!!! i totally agree <333 we would def be like that if so many miles did not separate us 🥹 i would try to learn some crocheting with you and bring board games and mr. leigh would probably want to kick me out <33 i love how chill i can be with you like if we had known each other irl in school or work or something we would've clicked in the same way and probably gotten in trouble for talking too much or breaking rules 😭

let's take ibuprofen together? no let's take adderall together <3 god had to separate us because he knew we would be too powerful

ilysm <333333

[kangtaebins]

Weird Asks That Say A Lot

I said I was going to just answer all of these bc of boredom,, and so here I am

1. Coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? Teacups are aesthetically pleasing idc what anyone says

2. Chocolate bars or lollipops? Lollipops

3. Bubblegum or cotton candy? Cotton candy supremacy

4. How did your elementary school teachers describe you? I was told that I was a leader a lot, and was told that I was very intelligent. Ah yes, I suffered from gifted kid burn out in high school-

5. Do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups? Look, plastic cups are the best. Specifically the ones with the lids and reusable straws

6. Pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? It truly depends on the day bc some days I would say goth and other days I’d say grunge, but most days- pastel

7. Earbuds or headphones? Earbuds

8. Movies or TV shows? TV shows bc- idk actually I’m just not a movie person

9. Favorite smell in the summer? I have a weird obsession with the smell of cheap sunscreen and I have no clue why

10. Game you were best at in p.e.? I hated gym in high school and rarely participated despite the teacher being irritated with me (truly she gave up after a few months bc I really did not care at all) HOWEVER- I went to town in volleyball and still enjoy playing volleyball v much

11. What do you have for breakfast on an average day? I don’t eat breakfast often,,, 

12. Name of your favorite playlist? Probably my Navy or Indigo playlist

13. Lanyard or key ring? Key ring 

14. Favorite non-chocolate candy? Anything green apple!!!

15. Favorite book you read as a school assignment? I actually genuinely enjoyed Romeo And Juliet tbh

16. Most comfortable position to sit in? I always curl up in a ball on the couch, but in a chair I manspread ngl

17. Most frequently worn pair of shoes? Nike slides <//3

18. Ideal weather? Between 50-70 degrees, sunny but not warm, being able to wear a hoodie and not be hot or cold

19. Sleeping position? I usually either sleep on my left side or on my stomach (my back once in a while when it’s hurting bc I’m a hag)

20. Preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? I write on my phone more than anything

21. Obsession from childhood? Hm- I was really obsessed with High School Musical as a kid. My friend and I would put it on and lip sync to the songs and pretend we were the characters

22. Role model? Is it- wrong to say myself? Bc I feel like that sounds arrogant but genuinely it’s bc I’m constantly trying to better myself mentally and learn and grow. Idk I just am proud of who I am and look to myself when I need to find motivation

23. Strange habits? Strange? Idk if it’s strange but I’m constantly twiddling with the hem of my sleeves bc I love the feeling of it

24. Favorite crystal? Citrine 

25. First song you remember hearing? WH- bitch idk tf

26. Favorite activity to do in warm weather? Stay tf inside in the air conditioning

27. Favorite activity to do in cold weather? Stay tf inside in the heat

28. Five songs to describe you? To describe me?? Girl idk I'm all over the place. How about songs that resonate with me instead,,, Alive by Khalid, Paranoid by Lauv, Phobia by Dvwn, Fake Smile by Ariana Grande, and Breathin by Ariana Grande

29. Best way to bond with you? Truly I'm not very difficult to get along with, just don't be an asshole. Talk to me about psychology, current events, say Soobin is the cutest to exist idk it's not that hard

30. Places that you find sacred? I- hm. I'm not like a church person or anything so idk. Maybe just anything really old or places with very detailed and unique architecture

31. What outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? I don't own many clothes,,, let alone nice clothes. I also don't really dress to impress I'd much rather be comfortable

32. Top five favorite vines? Oh god if I h a d to pick???? The lipstick in the Valentino bag, they were roommates, it's an avocado- thaaanks, jared 19, and uh,,, zach stooppp you're gonna get in trouble

33. Most used phrase in your phone? Tbh it's probably "girl what-" or "no bc"

34. Advertisements you have stuck in your head? That 877-CASH-NOW ONE JFC

35. Average time you fall asleep? Between 11pm-1am

36. What is the first meme you remember ever seeing? Probably the troll face one or smth

37. Suitcase or duffel bag? Suitcase

38. Lemonade or tea? I mix them together!

39. Lemon cake or lemon meringue pie? Lemon meringue pie bc I don't really like cake

40. Weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? Y'all I- went to a hs/college mixed school,, I've seen it all. Weirdest?? Idk but one weird thing I remember was when we were making whistles in art and some dude made a penis whistle 😭

41. Last person you texted? My best friend :))

42. Jacket pockets or pants pockets? Jacket pockets

43. Hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? Hoodie 100%

44. Favorite scent for soap? I love soaps that smell like soap. Like ok duh I know that sounds dumb but yk what I mean? I don't want lemon or mint or whatever, I like the plain soap smell

45. Which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero? Fantasy

46. Most comfortable outfit to sleep in? Oversized t-shirt, no pants. I question anyone that is comfortable sleeping with pants on-

47. Favorite type of cheese? Feta!

48. If you were a fruit, what kind would you be? I feel like I'd be a pineapple and I have no clue why

49. What saying or quote do you live by? Not necessarily a quote but more of a thought: live for yourself, enjoy each day, do what gives you joy

50. What made you laugh the hardest you ever have? I have had so many instances in which I have laughed so hard I peed and to even attempt to name one is impossible

51. Current stresses? Making sure my family gets their vaccines and stays safe

52. Favorite font? I don't think I have one? Anything except comic sans

53. What is the current state of your hands? What does this even mean 💀 I mean,, they're holding my phone, cold, and my nails are unpolished

54. What did you learn from your first job? That people are assholes but I'm capable of not giving a fuck bc life is not that damn serious

55. Favorite fairy tale? Is The Three Little Pigs considered a fairy tale?

56. Favorite tradition? Putting up the Christmas tree with my mom :( it's always a lot of fun

57. The three biggest struggles you’ve overcome? Depression, grief, and hopefully one day- smth I'm currently dealing with

58. Four talents you’re proud of having? Makeup!! But also: singing, crying on command, and tying cherry stems with my tongue

59. If you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be? Sick of these bitches

60. If you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? I don't watch anime so idk

61. Favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.? It's this line from Eleanor & Park: "Eleanor was right: She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn't supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something."

62. Seven characters you relate to? Holy hell, 7?? Probably won't get that many but hm,,, Darlene from Roseanne, Hermione from Harry Potter, Emily from Pretty Little Liars maybe?? Idk I suddenly blanked

63. Five songs that would play in your club? As if it's Your Last by BP, anything from SHINee, anything from Ariana, also anything Rihanna, just a bunch of women tbh

64. Favorite website from your childhood? FUCKING WEBKINZ BRO

65. Any permanent scars? I have a few on my arms idk where they came from tbh, I also have one on my hand from my sister 🧍🏻‍♀

66. Favorite flower(s)? Sunflowers!!! I also really love lilacs 💔

67. Good luck charms? My dog's collar that I wear as a bracelet

68. Worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried? Licorice-

69. A fun fact that you don’t know how you learned? It takes repeating a piece of information 12 times at random to memorize it completely

70. Left or right handed? Right

71. Least favorite pattern? Fucking chevron- and realistic camo, and anything with the American flag

72. Worst subject? Yall im awful at history. American history, world history, all of it-

73. Favorite weird flavor combo? Either pickles and peanut butter or cheese and grapes

74. At what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen? I'm stubborn but also always in pain so I've become numb to a lot of body pains. I have to be at like a 7-8 before I take smth otherwise I'd always be taking it

75. When did you lose your first tooth? I was probably like 5 I was definitely in Kindergarten

76. What’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)? I fw baked potatoes

77. Best plant to grow on a windowsill? I have a love for succulents

78. Coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store? Oh my- I don't drink coffee but coffee from a gas station

79. Which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo? Driver's license for sure

80. Earth tones or jewel tones? Jewel tones

81. Fireflies or lightning bugs? I say both,, but I think I say lightning bugs more

82. PC or console? PC

83. Writing or drawing? Both

84. Podcasts or talk radio? Podcasts definitely

84. Barbie or polly pocket? Barbie

85. Fairy tales or mythology? Fairy tales

86. Cookies or cupcakes? C o o k i e s

87. Your greatest fear? Losing people I love

88. Your greatest wish? To live comfortably and be a great mother

89. Who would you put before everyone else? My family

90. Luckiest mistake? Guessing on 90% of a test and getting an A 💀

91. Boxes or bags? Bags are easier to carry-

92. Lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights? Fairy lights!!

93. Nicknames? Sam, Sammi, my sister calls me Sams, my best friend calls me Bub, and my gf calls me Baby if that counts- 👀

94. Favorite season? Fall omg it's gorgeous and has perfect temperatures

95. Favorite app on your phone? ✨tumblr✨

96. Desktop background? Its literally a pic of Soobin, Taehyun, and Beomgyu

97. How many phone numbers do you have memorized? Like 4-5

98. Favorite historical era? The one where white people learn their fucking place and stop being racist, homophobic, classist, sexist, all the -ists and -phobics,,,, so none. Fuck history :))

[gh0stbird]

Okay Now Do The Rest

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

Bright but argumentative. I was never afraid of pointing out things I didn’t feel were fair hfhddh

When we were learning numbers kids would often write 91 for nineteen, just flip them, y’know, and Ms. Potter yelled at the class for it. Baby Generiq went into it about how it was an understandable mix up because you do say the number first. In twenty-three you write the two first, so in nineteen it’s easy to assume you would write the nine first.

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

Tired.

8. movies or tv shows?

TV shows. Every book adaptation should also be a series not a movie. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

9. favorite smell in the summer?

Honeysuckle and sunshine

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

Floor hockey! My friend and I used to be brutal and swing at each other’s shins going after the ball. Also it was reminiscent of golf, which I competed in.

12. name of your favorite playlist?

I have an untitled playlist I cycle my current music in and out of, but Newton’s Third Law is my favorite named one!

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

I don’t- I guess the yellow smarties. Don’t come for me they taste like lemonade.

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

I assume this means assigned book and not the reports we got to pick for ourselves. Ah, Night was good. Lord of the Flies was fine but way overhyped. Again, don’t come for me.

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

If I can tuck my legs into the chair I am sitting in that is ideal!

18. ideal weather?

When you know it is going to rain and you get to stay home

19. sleeping position? (Skipped on accident)

I reeeally like pressure, so either against something or on my stomach.

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

Phone notes and a notebook! Sometimes a blank document but I always find it strangely intimidating

21. obsession from childhood?

Warrior Cats, Percy Jackson, and Maximum Ride were my big three!

22. role model?

Aa I try to straw from people I want to copy, but there are talents I look up to. Rachel Chavkin is a brilliant director, and there are so many artists and authors I look up to and who inspire me.

24. favorite crystal?

Obsidian because it’s black like my hea- I’m kidding, I do love obsidian, but it’s Rose Quartz because it’s a very very pretty, soft pink and makes me happy.

25. first song you remember hearing?

The mobile above my crib played Imagine by John Lennon. My childhood room was themed after it as well!

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

Swim or sit in the sunshine. Ben and I usually go driving with the top down as well.

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

Walking through fresh snow is amazing, so are snowball fights and building snowmen.

28. five songs to describe you?

Oh fuck yes

Hurricane - Hamilton

The Reckless and the Brave - All Time Low

Almost There - The Princess and the Frog

All This and Heaven Too - Florence + the Machine

Facade - Jekyll and Hyde: A Gothic Musical Thriller

30. places that you find sacred?

I don’t typically find places sacred, but certain headspaces are very special to me, and time spent with loved ones means more than enough to be considered sacred.

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

A black blazer with a white button-down and a skirt.

32. top five favorite vines?

I am in Missouri (misery)

I love you, Bitch

I want a Church girl

Obama’s “I know because I won both of them”

I won’t hesitate, Bitch!

33. most used phrase in your phone?

“No worries”

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

That fucking PFI bandana boot sale I stg

35. average time you fall asleep?

Somewhere between 9:00 and three in the morning

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

Some girl doing bunny ears on her friend. I don’t remember what the caption was

38. lemonade or tea?

Both. Mixed together. It’s called an Arnold Palmer and it is my favorite drink

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

Lemon cake!

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

We duck taped out principal to the wall once. Also some kid broke their tray over another kid’s head at lunch one time.

41. last person you texted?

The family group chat, though Beau if Discord counts

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

I wear a lot of leggings so jacket pockets!

44. favorite scent for soap?

We had some Lily of the Valley hand soap that was amazing

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

Fantasy, I think! I’ve never done super heavy into the other two. Though I definitely don’t want to ignore sci-fi because two of my favorite stories are a little science-fiction-y

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

A t-shirt and shorts

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

A banana. Generally accepted as a fruit and kind of just rolls with it, but is actually a berry

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

I fucking hate Hamilton-ing on main, but

“And when my prayers to god were met with indifference, I picked up a pen, I wrote my own deliverance!”

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

That changes every time Beau and I play HetaOni together, but I have fucking lost it for at least five minutes the last two sessions.

51. current stresses?

I dunno, man, life? My hair could use a wash

52. favorite font?

Covered by your Grace and I’m a big Spectral baby. These are both google docs! I don’t know if that makes a difference.

54. what did you learn from your first job?

Patience is important when teaching material, but never be afraid to find another approach better suited to the person you’re tutoring.

55. favorite fairy tale?

Robin Hood!

56. favorite tradition?

My family does homemade Springfield cashew chicken for Christmas!

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

Uhh lots of self-acceptance shit no one really wants to read

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

I can pop the joint at the center of my foot

That’s all

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

I sort of like my role as mom friend, so maybe I could keep that role in a sort of action-based anime that followed a group of friends

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

“I am not the protégé to waste your time on; I'm complete!” Jekyll and Hyde: GMT

62. seven characters you relate to?

Haha

Lisa Carew - Jekyll and Hyde: GMT

Japan - Hetalia/Oni

Garnett - Steven Universe

Hfhddh that’s all I can say that aren’t my own characters

63. five songs that would play in your club?

I Don’t Like Clubs, but

Overwhelmed - Royal + The Serpent

Backseat Serenade - All Time Low

Go Big or Go Home - American Authors

The Nights - Avicii

Tempo - Lizzo

64. favorite website from your childhood?

Webkinz!

65. any permanent scars?

Yep - One from a bad bike wreck. My body rejected the dissolvable stitches so it’s a lot bigger than it was supposed to be

66. favorite flower(s)?

Lily of the Valley, daisies, Day Lilies, and Dandelions! I also love honeysuckles but I don’t know if those count.

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

Accidentally drank rancid milk once!

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned? (Haha, nice)

The fastest, free way to fill up your potions on Wizard101 is to play Potion Motion to level three.

70. left or right handed?

Right handed

71. least favorite pattern?

On myself, animal print

72. worst subject?

I’ve never been intuitively good at History, I do think it’s interesting though.

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

I don’t like to take it until I can’t move without it.

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

Kindergarten? I had mono and then scarlet fever twice, so my baby teeth were pretty much ruined and they all fell out very fast.

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

Curly fries!

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

Kalanchoe’s, it literally Window’s Thrill. These babies are fairly temperamental outside and love partial sun, so the window is the perfect spot for them. And! If you keep them happy! They’ll bloom! My personal favorite is the pink bloom.

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

What’s wrong with coffee from a gas station? Also I don’t like seafood.

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

Earth tones!

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

Lightning bugs

82. pc or console?

PC!

84. podcasts or talk radio?

Podcasts - talk radios actually tend to get under my skin for n o reason

84. barbie or polly pocket?

Barbie, but let it be known I was brutal with mine. We did human sacrifices and the like.

85. fairy tales or mythology?

Mythology!

86. cookies or cupcakes?

Cookies, but I’m a slut for whipped frosting

87. your greatest fear?

Losing control!

88. your greatest wish?

A life beyond where I am now. Haha Stop chasing new down the hallway you’re so sexy haha

90. luckiest mistake?

Logged into Omegle in like 2015 and some rando asked me to join their Doctor Who roleplay. Luckiest moment of my gd life.

91. boxes or bags?

Bags! They’re easier to store

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

Sunlight! But in the late afternoon when everything is bathed in orange.

93. nicknames?

Mom is the most prevalent!

94. favorite season?

Fall into winter. Peak leaf crunch!

95. favorite app on your phone?

Discord or Notes

[pretzel-emoji-anon]

From this ask game

1. There really is no meaning

2. My mom doesn’t let me post pics online :/ but if I know you really well or we know each other irl i can dm you one

3. I don’t have any tattoos yet but I wish 😔

4. I cried just now because of a sad song but the cry only lasted like 3 seconds because I didn’t want to get a headache

5. My ears used to be pierced, not anymore

6. Fall Out Boy’s my favorite band

7. Turn off: Being an asshole

8. Top 5 numbers: 1 2 3 4 5

9. Tattoos I want; I have a whole list! Ask me about them!

10. ~t~u~r~n~~o~n~s: Uhhhh who knows. Dm me

11. 13 - 16 age range

12. Ideal date: Making food together, then going to a cemetery for a picnic. Then, once it gets dark, going into the woods and walking around together. Then going home and making a blanket fort and cuddling until we fall asleep

13. Life Goal: Publish a book before I’m 50, live till I’m 26

14. I want a nose piercing really bad but it’d probably hurt

15. Polyamorous,,,,,,,,, in relationships™️

16. Fav movie: Heathers (1988) but there’s also probably another movie I’m not thinking of that I like more

17. I got to cat-sit my ex neighbor’s boyfriend’s mother’s cat for several months when I was younger

18. Phobia: Lizards, snakes when they aren’t moving, heights, being judged, and probably a handful of other things

19. Middle name: It’s 5 letters and has a dark orange vibe

20. 5’3” (but 5’6” in my tallest pair of heels)

21. Duh, yeah I’m a ~v~i~r~g~i~n, I’m a babey

22. Shoe size: 8.5 women’s US

23. I’m Omnisexual, but I just call myself queer

24. Only drugs I do are caffeine, Zyrtec during allergy season, whatever my doctor tells me to take when I’m sick, and ibuprofen/Tylenol when I’m sick 👈😎👈

25. I miss lots of people, at the minute, my friend Erie who I haven’t talked to since before the pandemic

26. I regret practically everything I do

27. Mikey Way is attractive

28. Marshmallow-Cherry from a local shop downtown is my favorite ice cream (technically Its gelato but whatever)

29. I’m insecure about everything but the first things that come to mind are my appearances, my talents, and my interests

30. Last text: “It’s fine 😂”

31. Nope and I don’t plan to until I am legally if age 🙃 minors can get arrested for taking ~n~u~d~e~s 🙃

32. I don’t think I’ve ever painted my room

33. I’ve never kissed anyone ;—;

34. Nope, i always sleep clothed because I’m insecure about my body

35. Yeah, I dance in front of my mirror practically every day since I’m too embarassed to do it in front of human people

36. Yeah, I think I’ve had crushes before but like romantic attraction is so weird

37. I have not been dumped yet 🙃

38. Nope, I’ve never stolen money, only a single gummy bear from Publix when I was like 4 (plus piracy but I could go off on why piracy isn’t as bad as stealing—)

39. Do friends of my parents count? When I was too young to be left alone I’d have to go with my mom when she dropped off my dad and his friends at bars occasionally

40. I don’t think so. I’ve been in fights, but I’ve never used my fists specifically

41. Nope, I’ve never really had a reason to sneak out plus I’m too scared anyway

42. I think ? It’s complicated

43. Not yet,

44. I’ve never made out with anyone ;—;

45. Yeah? I don’t really get this question

46. Yeah but only to do stuff like ride a bicycle outside

47. Nah most of my neighbors are adults and I’m not really into that

48. Yeah, but when I say “ditch school” I mean my brother picked me up 20 minutes early to get ready for Halloween

49. Platonically

50. Not to my knowledge

51. Yes, several times

52. Yeah

53. Many times

54. I don’t know

55. Yeah

56. Nah, I live in Florida,

57. When I was little. Also I do cosplay now

58. Maybeee

59. All the time bro

60. Only when I was sick

61. Too young :/

62. Nah, Florida doesn’t get earthquakes

63. I can’t remember, probably though. Florida has a lot of snakes.

64. I don’t drive but my mother has

65. Nah

66. Nope

67. Nope but I’m anxious about it

68. All the time

69. Yeah but nothing serious

70. I’ve attempted but I have no strength in my body and it is not easy

71. I’m always lost, dude

72. Yep! I drove to Cali a few (?) summers ago

73. Yeah

74. All the time

75. Embarrassingly yes (it’s only embarrassing because my singing voice is god awful)

76. Yo all the time yeah

77. Thankfully not

78. I’m babey so no

79. No ;-;

80. Yes

81. ;-;

82. Nope

83. Probably

84. Doesn’t get cold enough in Florida

85. No?????? I got in trouble for wearing leggings, nudity would get me expelled!

86. Nope

87. No but I’ve stood

88. Yeah? I’ve been brushing my teeth since I was three ( to my memory)

89. YeAh

90. No

91. No but I’ve jumped into a pool with all my clothes on :) I don’t like swimsuits and there’s no way in hell I’d skinny dip

92. Nope because no one thinks I’m hot

93. Not yet

94. I find slightly blurry pictures of inanimate objects funny

95. Yep

96. No and I don’t intend on ever

97. Nope

98. All the time

99. Nothing seems real, dude

100. I have a secret blog

[wherethewindtakesher]

actually all qs cuz I wanna get to know u :) boink!

OF COURSE BOINK ANON!

I will be excluding the ones Ive done (:

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? Wine glasses/water bottles c:

3. bubblegum or cotton candy? Bubblegum! im not really a big fan of cotton candy tbh.

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups? for some reason, soda from plastic cups hit different 😞

7. earbuds or headphones? headphones in the winter, earbuds in the summer.

9. favorite smell in the summer? the smell of my oncoming de- the smell of flowers blooming.

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day? it depends, some mornings I skip breakfast all together, others i’ll have a light snack, or I just have some cereal or make an egg.

12. name of your favorite playlist? ‘Recently added’

13. lanyard or key ring? landyard so I can find my keys easily. I still lose it tho-

14. favorite non-chocolate candy? spicy or sour candies are dope a f.

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment? The first book I read that I actually enjoyed was twilight.

16. most comfortable position to sit in? with my legs w I d e open because I cant sit properly.

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes? my tan/floral converses.

18. ideal weather? cloudy, cold, and raining 😌.

19. sleeping position? on my stomach, leg raised to my abdomen while the other is in the open air, and hands underneath my pillow. the BEST.

21. obsession from childhood? picking my scabs-

22. role model? my mom and sisters.

24. favorite crystal? garnet. It’s also my birthstone! I have it as a gem for my class ring.

25. first song you remember hearing? “bidi bidi mom mom” by selena quintanilla.

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather? if it’s not scorching hot, go on walks.

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather? snuggle up in a blanket and watch movies.

28. five songs to describe you? ‘humble’ kendrick lamar, ‘cry baby’ melanie martinez, ‘stupid’ ashnikko, ‘paparazzi’ lady gaga, ‘or nah’ ty dollar $ign.

29. best way to bond with you? send me M E M E S-

30. places that you find sacred? my bed.

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? ripped jeans, boots, a crop top, and a jacket.

33. most used phrase in your phone? fuck.

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? that empire carpet wash commercial.

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing? DAT BOI.

37. suitcase or duffel bag? duffel bag.

38. lemonade or tea? how about both of them combined 😉.

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie? I hate pie 🙊

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? someone brought a gun and it fell out of their backpack during 2nd period.

41. last person you texted? @caws5749

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets? pants pockets. BUT THE DEEP ONES NOT THOSE SMALL FUCKING ONES.

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? hoodies or a bomber jacket.

44. favorite scent for soap? Lavender.

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero? superhero!

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in? naked-

47. favorite type of cheese? queso fresco.

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? mango.

49. what saying or quote do you live by? “im a bad bitch you cant kill me”

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? anytime my friends and I joke around.

51. current stresses? school, personal issues, and my NEW JOB THATS RIGHT YALL YO GIRL EMPLOYED.

52. favorite font? calibri.

53. what is the current state of your hands? kinda rough but smooth.

54. what did you learn from your first job? that people fucking suck.

55. favorite fairy tale? little red riding hood.

56. favorite tradition? eating tamales during christmas time.

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome? that im not perfect, my flaws are just as beautiful as my perfections, and that im just ug-

58. four talents you’re proud of having? im not talented aT ALL. uh...

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be? ‘let’s fuck ‘em up’

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? sasuke from naruto or mey-rin from kuroshitsuji.

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.? “see you in a minute”

62. seven characters you relate to? natasha, cristina yang, dexter, ford, thor, scott lang, and tony.

63. five songs that would play in your club? ‘bodak yellow’, ‘man of the year’, ‘rockstar’, ‘bickenhead’, ‘slumber party’.

64. favorite website from your childhood? I forgot the name but it was that educational site with the orange robot and human.

65. any permanent scars? my entire body is riddled in scars no joke.

66. favorite flower(s)? hibiscus and roses.

67. good luck charms? my dog’s name tag.

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried? onions-

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned? that cracking your joints won't give you arthritis.

70. left or right handed? im mixed handed but I do the majority of stuff with my right.

71. least favorite pattern? plaid.

72. worst subject? MATH FJSKSJKFSJS I HATE IT.

73. favorite weird flavor combo? have yall tried chocolate milk with chicken nuggets-

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen? 8-9 because I tend to fight back and not admit there is something wrong going on 😬.

75. when did you lose your first tooth? 2nd grade I believe.

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)? for some reason my love of tater tots has come back.

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill? uh cacti?

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store? coffee from a gas station cus im not trying to die-

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo? oh man, I look like shit in both of them. School id.

80. earth tones or jewel tones? earth tones!

81. fireflies or lightning bugs? ive never seen either 😔.

82. pc or console? i’ve own consoles for most of my life.

83. writing or drawing? writing. I cant draw very well.

84. podcasts or talk radio? podcasts! I listen to ‘last podcast on the left’.

84. barbie or polly pocket? barbies! did anyone make their barbies have sex or was it just me-?

85. fairy tales or mythology? mythology. yall don't know this but I have fallen into the greek mythology rabbit hole-

86. cookies or cupcakes? I fuck heavy with cupcakes TILL THIS DAY.

87. your greatest fear? to see those I love die.

88. your greatest wish? to be happy.

89. who would you put before everyone else? myself.

90. luckiest mistake? guessing on a question and getting it right 😎.

91. boxes or bags? i’ll go with boxes. it makes everything easier to stack and organize.

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights? fairy lights are so pretty.

93. nicknames? clown by @caws5749, bottom by @domromanoff, and variations of my real name.

94. favorite season? fall/winter TIMEEEEE.

95. favorite app on your phone? mario kart. if anyone wants to be friends give me your friend code-

96. desktop background? it’s black with a colorful smoke cloud exploding.

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized? mine and my oldest sister’s because she has had that same number since I was in the WOMB.

98. favorite historical era? I would say the WWII era since ive studied more about it than any other era.

UPDATE; this would've been done last night but my screen decided to just crash and not save anything I had done and my girl sent my ass to bed so I couldn't finish it but here ya go boink!

[fuckress]

I dare you to answer every single question in the "weird asks that say a lot" (tho you can decline the dare, or just answer one you really wanna answer)

me? declining a dare?? HELL NO! So buckle up, this is a long one!

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?–> coffee mugs

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?–> hmmmmm… chocolate bars.

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?–> neither really… there aren’t many stores where I can buy cotton candy just like that. So I guess bubblegum.

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?–> quiet, reserved, smart. I think that’s about it.

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?–> actually cans. But I’ll settle for bottles if I can’t get cans

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?–> hm… a mix between tomboy, sportswear and formal.

7. earbuds or headphones?–> both. earbuds while on my phone and headphones while on my computer.

8. movies or tv shows?–> tv shows. Keeps me occupied for longer and I don’t have to pay attention too much.

9. favorite smell in the summer?–> that fresh breeze when at sea or ocean. Or, the smell before a thunder storm.

10. game you were best at in p.e.?–> dodgeball, along with basketball and volleyball. which doesn’t mean I’m any good at either, those were just the ones I didn’t suck as much lol

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?–> usually, I skip breakfast and have lunch. But if I want something, it’s usually a sandwich with either avocado, fish or something else.

12. name of your favorite playlist?–> uhh.. don’t really have one.

13. lanyard or key ring?–> both ^^ key ring to keep all keys i need together and a lanyard to lock them to my pants or something.

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?–> popcorn. I’m not entirely sure tbh, I’m simply eating popcorn now so that’s why it came to my mind lol

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?–> ooh, good question. hm… catcher in the rye is up there… life of pie too… killing mr griffin…. hm. most books from my english classes it seems. the german ones sucked.

16. most comfortable position to sit in?–> sitting on one leg with the other angled. it’s kinda hard to explain, I guess.

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?–> gray sneakers

18. ideal weather?–> sunshine, not too warm (maybe around 25°C), with a little breeze.

19. sleeping position?–> any position and every position

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?–> either computer or mobile phone

21. obsession from childhood?–> hm. I guess drawing might be one. Other than that, I don’t think I have an obsession from back then. Maybe anime and cartoons in general, but nothing specific.

22. role model?–> don’t have one

23. strange habits?–> can’t think of anything right now..

24. favorite crystal?–> opal

25. first song you remember hearing?–> I don’t know the song titles of those, sadly. I do remember the ketchup song

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?–> either taking a walk or sleeping in the sunshine. Not really much interested in activities.

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?–> sleeping..

28. five songs to describe you?–> Alone in the room by asking alexandria, haze by tessa violet, choke by i don’t know how but they found me (the vibe of the song, not much of the lyrics), bones by emily finchum, dreamin by the score

29. best way to bond with you?–> oh, there are many ways tbh. either ask me about my obsessions and if they are similar to yours, let’s talk about those for hours. or just show up and talk bullshit, I’m always up for bullshit. or let’s rant about stuff that we both hate. just. yeah. I’m really not that hard to please, if you don’t treat me like shit, we’re good.

30. places that you find sacred?–> nothing comes to mind tbh. that doesn’t mean i don’t think places shouldn’t be treated without respect.

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?–> jeans, sneakers, black tanktop and a blazer. or hoodie. things I’d usually wear as well. best to kick ass and take names while wearing what you like most, right?

32. top five favorite vines?–> “two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re not gay.”“Say Colorado!” “I’M A GIRAFFE”“THIS BITCH EMPTY! YEET!”“Shit, duck!” “Oh, cause of the duck is it?” *gets hit by a flying duck*“Cabbage, cabbage, cabbage. LETTUCE, LETTUCE, LETTUCE!”

33. most used phrase in your phone?–> yaaaaaaf, yaaaaaaaas, rip, mood, aaaaaaaaaaargh, wtf, eyyyyyyyyyyyyy, oooh, fuck, ehehehehehehe (usually after a dirty joke), yay~, yehi wasn’t able to just pick one

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?–> none. thank goodness

35. average time you fall asleep?–> maybe.. 30min?

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?–> oooh boy, I don’t remember.

37. suitcase or duffel bag?–> suitcase. They’re easier to handle

38. lemonade or tea?–> tea

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?–> neither.. I don’t really like cakes or pies

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?–> there was a warning of a school shooting due to some internet posts. Nothing happened at our school, but people were scared. Other than that, constant firealarms due to bullshit reasons like cooking or dust. And being late for school due to flooding and casually walking in to class with zero fucks left to give.

41. last person you texted?–> a friend who sent me a cute pic.

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?–> BOTH AND BIG ENOUGH TO FIT MY PHONE IN PLEASE

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?–> Hoodie and leather jacket.

44. favorite scent for soap?–> something fresh like lemon grass or so. Or some herbs. Nothing too sweet and no nuts

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?–> I like a lot of superhero stuff, but fantasy is up there too.

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?–> I’ll sleep in literally anything, depending on how tired and lazy I am to change.

47. favorite type of cheese?–> none

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?–> a pomegranate i think

49. what saying or quote do you live by?–> none really. More like a motto. Be the best you can be and enjoy yourself as much as possible.

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?–> pfft. tons of things. i can’t possibly pinpoint one

51. current stresses?–> New job starting soon where I’m not really sure how well I’ll be able to handle it, sleep scedule is fucked, being on my own entirely with no friends nearby.. ah well.

52. favorite font?–> don’t have one

53. what is the current state of your hands?–> slight lingering pain, a bit cold, no injuries

54. what did you learn from your first job?–> my first ever job was as a waitress/barkeeper at age 14 or something. What I learned there… some people expect too much of you without helping you. And it’s ok to go away from a bad envirenment. Your own well being is most important.

55. favorite fairy tale?–> It’s either the tale of Icarus or the tale of Kunegunda. Those are actually the first ones I ever heard.

56. favorite tradition?–> hm.. don’t have one

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?–> School, College, emotional breakdowns

58. four talents you’re proud of having?–> drawing, being able to view at problems rationally and finding solutions, reading people I know, my bullshit kind of humor

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?–> Let’s get this fucking party started!

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?–> slice of life. They’re the most wholesome with weird and funny friendship moments

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?–> The risk I took was calculated, but damn, am I bad at math.

62. seven characters you relate to?–> I’m too lazy to think of seven, so have one: Killua from Hunter x Hunter

63. five songs that would play in your club?–> see number 28.

64. favorite website from your childhood?–> YouTube. Well, not really childhood, but early teenage years.

65. any permanent scars?–> I have one on my forhead from an accident when I was a kid. Don’t know if other scars are permanent.

66. favorite flower(s)?–> forget-me-nots

67. good luck charms?–> a d20 dice

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?–> hm… I think I surpressed any bad memory like that. Can’t remember

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?–> brown eyes can be changed permanently blue due to some genes and pigments being linked together

70. left or right handed?–> I’m right handed

71. least favorite pattern?–> anything with huge contrasts and tons of messy lines. hurts my eyes and brain

72. worst subject?–> history. Never was good at remembering dates and years and that shit.

73. favorite weird flavor combo?–> I… don’t have any..

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?–> a 6, usually. Except if i need to do stuff or I’m trying to sleep. then a 4.

75. when did you lose your first tooth?–> I think, around the age of 9..

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?–> chips

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?–> a succulent always grew really well with me. Or cacti.

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?–> Never had coffee at a gas station. I did have sushi from the grocery story, but they were never any good.

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?–> driver’s licence photo

80. earth tones or jewel tones?–> jewel tones

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?–> wait… wat

82. pc or console?–> PC. Never had a console

83. writing or drawing?–> drawing

84. podcasts or talk radio?–> podcasts

84. barbie or polly pocket?–> I had both growing up. As a kid, barbie. later on, polly pocket.

85. fairy tales or mythology?–> why not both.

86. cookies or cupcakes?–> cookies

87. your greatest fear?–> complete darkness

88. your greatest wish?–> to manage well enough not to have to worry about anything

89. who would you put before everyone else?–> parents i guess

90. luckiest mistake?–> I bet there were so fucking many but I can’t remember right now

91. boxes or bags?–> depends. boxes for organizing stuff at home, bags for shopping and gathering things like bottles or clothes

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?–> lamps and overhead lights

93. nicknames?–> Chan

94. favorite season?–> fall

95. favorite app on your phone?–> telegram, messaging my friends and all

96. desktop background?–> a picture I made a while ago I called galaxy marbles

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?–> around 4 or so

98. favorite historical era?–> don’t have one, the all sucked

there. I did it. holy shit that was a lot.

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As it turned out, Feyre’s nausea and vomiting were caused by a stomach ulcer, which again had been caused by an overuse of ibuprofen. The continuous stress and tension of the last weeks had resulted in almost constant headaches, which Feyre had tried to chase away with a pill or two each day, not considering the number of drugs she was swallowing. And the delay in her period? Well, her go-to excuse of blaming it on the stress had actually been point on−she was late due stress.

Rhys’ very calm and patient doctor had assured her, that her ulcer was a mild case that could easily be treated with the right medication and some bed rest, and had then released Feyre into the care of a brooding Lucien and a very freaked-out Rhys, who bundled her up and hauled ass back to their place, where they kept their girlfriend confined to the couch in the living room.

Feyre was under strict orders not to move even her little finger. She had rolled her eyes so hard her head hurt and asked, if she was at least allowed to use the bathroom of her own, which had earned her a nasty glare from both men and Rhys informing her, that he had no qualms about forcing her to use a bedpan.

Forced to remain still, Feyre was gimlet-eyed with envy, as her boyfriends carefully sipped whiskey out of fancy crystal tumblers while watching her like hawks.

“Can I just have a little si−”

“Don’t you even dare finishing that sentence!” Lucien growled.

“The doctor was very clear about what you can and cannot have,” Rhys drawled, taking another sip. “And I can’t have you being sick, darling, so no whiskey for you!”

Feyre scowled, but Rhys and Lucien didn’t waver. Sighing, she gave up and allowed herself to relax.

“I guess I’m not allowed to work either.”

“Damn right you aren’t!” both Lucien and Rhys exclaimed at the same time. They exchanged a surprised look and then grinned, bumping their fists.

Annoyed, Feyre rolled her eyes. “Chill daddies, I’ll stay put!”

The way her boyfriends froze made her realize what she’d said. Regretting her thoughtlessness, Feyre bit down on her lip. She had gotten out of answering their question about future children by being violently sick, but she couldn’t not give them an answer.

Lucien gave her a stiff smile and downed the rest of his drink, looking clearly rattled. Rhys however, studied her closely. He had always been able to read her better than Lucien, so he knew something was coming. But instead of pestering her, he waited patiently for her to come forward. So Feyre sucked in a breath, steeling herself.

“About what you said earlier about having kids,” Feyre began hesitantly. “Right now, I can’t see myself as a mother. I mean, we haven’t been dating that long. And there is so much happening already… If we were to have a child, I’m pretty sure, I’d die of stress or exhaustion or something like that.”

Lucien and Rhys nodded, but they couldn’t hide the slight disappointment that crept into their features.

“Right,” Rhys amended, “Not to mention, with all the media attention still on us, the gossip papers would go batshit crazy, if they spotted Feyre with a baby bump.”

“But maybe,” Feyre proposed tentatively and both men perked up, “we could try for kids in a few years?”

A choked sob escaped Lucien and he stared at her with wide eyes. “Are you sure?”

Feyre felt her lips stretch into a wide smile as she nodded and looked to Rhys, finding him mirroring her smile. The radiant joy she saw in his eyes made her heart flutter and strengthened her decision. “Yes, I am sure.”

Lucien stood and came over, flopping down on the couch next to her. Cupping her face between his hands, he forced her to look at him.

“Feyre, are you for real? You’re willing to have babies with me? With us?”

“Eventually? Yes!”

“Like, really? Babies? Ours?”

Feyre laughed, unable to hold back her joy. “Yes, Lucien. I’m very willing to have babies with you and Rhys. But not right now. In a few years,” she reminded him, raising her pointer finger to drive home her point.

“Now, later, what does it matter. We’re making babies.” Lucien swallowed her happy grin with a hungry kiss before he jumped up and began pacing, suddenly filled with an excitement he couldn’t contain.

“We’re going to start a family!” he hollered like a maniac.

“In a few years, fox!”

“A huge family!” Lucien continued, completely dismissing Feyre’s objection. “A whole dynasty!”

“Geez, I already regret agreeing to it!”

Undeterred, Lucien stormed out of the room, only to turn back in the hallway and come back immediately.

“We need a bigger place to live! There is not enough room for all the kids I want,” he declared. “I mean, the guest room can function as a nursery the first two can share, but after that, we need more space.”

“The first two? Cauldron, would you please relax, Luce?” Feyre sighed. “I think 8 pregnancy tests have made it clear that I’m not pregnant yet!”

The couch next to her dipped under Rhys’ weight as he sat down next to her and drew her in his arms, dropping a soft kiss to her head. “Let him be excited, darling. You just made his dream come true!”

Feyre shook her head with a soft laugh and then pulled Rhys’ head down to her, fusing their mouths in a passionate kiss.

“And yours? Did I make your dream come true too?” Feyre asked breathily when she pulled away.

Rhys bend forward to steal another quick kiss. “Children or not, my dream already came true the moment you and Lucien decided to be mine.”

Feyre’s chest constricted and for the tiniest moment, her heart stopped beating, only to resume it’s beat harder and faster than before.

“You’re such a smooth talker,” she mumbled, blushing heavily.

“So they say,” Rhys replied with a smirk. “Which is actually convenient, because I’m planning to smooth-talk you into finally moving in with us.”

“Do you now?”

“I do. Think about it. All the money you’ll save by not having to pay rent. Not to mention, that you’ve been practically living here anyways, when you’re not actively avoiding us.” Rhys whispered a tender kiss over Feyre’s cheekbone. “This apartment here comes fully furnished, including two very handsome and sexy boyfriends / housekeepers / sex slaves. All for the price of your love and nothing else.”

Feyre giggled and turned her head, brushing her lips with Rhys’. “I’m not a fan of slavery, but housekeepers? Does that include laundry service?”

“Laundry service, cooking, orgasms on demand−whatever you need from us, darling,” Rhys purred and deepened the kiss, until Feyre was left breathless.

“Well then, I guess I better move in!”

A heavy weight suddenly settled on Feyre’s back when Lucien joined them on the couch, effectively sandwiching her between her two men.

“I love you!” Lucien announced, alternating between pressing sweet kisses onto Rhys’ and Feyre’s faces and heads. “I love you so fucking much!”

Laughing happily, Feyre leaned back until her head rested on Lucien’s shoulder while he attacked Rhys’ lips with one of his biting, ferocious kisses.

“As much as I hate to admit it, and despite you still being an incredible pain-in-my-ass, Vanserra, I love you too! You and that unfairly dashing specimen we call our boyfriend!”

They gave her no warning before they attacked her too and kisses rained down on her face, courtesy of two smiling mouths. They giggled and blubbered through their kisses, until all three of them were breathless and exhausted and their bodies lay entangled like one giant pretzel on the couch. Calming her breath, Feyre listened to whoever’s heart was currently beating in the ribcage under her cheek, while nimble fingers stroked through her hair. She could’ve checked, but Feyre was too tired and relaxed to care and her eyes were closed.

“Hey Feyre,” Lucien suddenly asked.

The voice had come from behind her, while the chest beneath her still fell and rose steadily, so it was Rhys she was currently using as a pillow.

“Hm?”

She felt Lucien shift behind her and soft lips pressed against her neck. And then, a sharp, well known canine bit into her skin. Feyre protested with a grumble and Lucien’s laugh washed over the column of her neck.

“When you say a few years, how many years exactly are we talking about?”

~~~

“I hate you. I HATE YOU! BOTH OF YOU!” Feyre cried, closing her eyes and grinding her teeth to fight through the pain that seized her body.

Her jaw hurt from how hard she had been clenching her teeth together to endure the torture her body was currently subjected to.

“Easy now, love. You almost have it!” Lucien said, trying to calm her. Feyre threw him a nasty glare that had him blanch. “Please don’t cry,” he pleaded desperately, when a tear stole from her eye and slid down her cheek.

“It’s your fucking fault I’m hurting,” she spat out before another wave of pain rendered her unable to speak.

She tightened her grip on Rhys’ hand, squeezing his fingers with bone-crushing force. Feyre was sure, she was hurting him, but he endured her vice-like grip on his hand in silence like he had for the last couple of hours.

“Breath, darling. Deep steady breaths. Just a couple of seconds more, and it’s over.” Rhys purred into her ear, wiping some sweat from her forehead with a tissue.

Throwing her head back on the headrest behind her, Feyre closed her eyes and tried to do as Rhys had instructed, but the pain was too much. She was about to faint.

“I don’t know why I ever agreed to this,” Feyre bit out between clenched teeth. “If I’d known how much it hurts…”

“Feyre, love, you can’t quit now! Only one more minute and you’ve done it!”

“You’re almost there, darling!”

“Push through the pain, love. Push!”

“By the Wyrd, is someone giving birth in here?”

The whirring that had been driving Feyre nuts stopped and a dark, rumbling laugh cut through her boyfriends encouraging cries when the white-haired man with the wicked tattoo on one side of his face, who had been silently working on Feyre’s hand, straightened and turned towards a tall, blond woman who had come up to their tattoo station.

“Sounds like it, doesn’t it,” he said and pecked a kiss to the woman’s lips after she bent down and presented her face. Rowan. His name was Rowan, Feyre remembered. The pain of getting a tattoo had fogged her mind to the point that she had forgotten.

“My wife Aelin,” Rowan introduced and then returned his attention to Feyre’s ring finger. “I just need a few more seconds to finish these lines and then we’re done Feyre. Is that cool with you?”

No, was her immediate reaction, but looking down on the work Rowan had done so far, she could see, he was telling the truth. It would take only a few more lines, and Feyre’s left ring finger would be adorned with the same design that Rhys and Lucien wore proudly on theirs.

“I’m good. Keep going,” Feyre nodded and sucked in a deep breath in preparation of the pain that she knew was about to come.

She didn’t remember whose stupid idea it had been, but after getting drunk off their ass on their one-year anniversary as a couple, they had decided to get matching ring tattoos.

Since they couldn’t marry legally, and Feyre also didn’t care as much about getting married in the first place, she had shot down the idea of getting matching wedding bands when Rhys had proposed it. She didn’t want the two of them to be constantly being mistaken as her husbands, only to explain to people how things really were.

Lucien and Rhys, they were hers. Not her husbands, or boyfriends, or lovers−just hers. Her men.

But as much as Feyre rejected the thought of rings, the idea of having a symbol of some sort visibly linking the three of them to each other had appealed to her. So one of her idiots had come up with the idea of tattooing their ring fingers instead. And because she was an even bigger idiot than them, she had said yes.

“Okay, we are done!” Rowan announced after a few seconds and Feyre almost cried with relief.

Rowan’s wife came around the table and curiously watched as Rowan cleaned off the excess ink and wrapped the tattoo. “Ohhh, that’s such a cool design,” Aelin cooed, snatching up Feyre’s hand to inspect the work before Rowan wrapped her finger in clear wrap for protection.

“Isn’t it?” Rhys asked proudly and dropped a kiss on Feyre’s head.

“Feyre came up with it for us,” Lucien explained to Aelin, holding up his own hand, so Aelin could see his wrapped finger.

Aelin’s gaze bounced to Rhys’, noticing that his hand was wrapped too. Nervous anticipation stabbed Feyre in the gut as she waited for Aelin’s reaction. Even after more a year and what seemed like the whole nation publicly discussing their relationship, Feyre couldn’t help but be slightly anxious about how people reacted to them as a couple. It would probably take her a while longer until she’d reach a point, where she’d not give a shit what people thought about her and her men. Right now, she wasn’t there yet, but she hoped, at one point she would.

But when her eyes connected with Aelin’s, the other woman gave her a huge smile. “That’s awesome! Are those your partners’ initials?”

She pointed to the sides of Feyre’s finger, where the ring design was interrupted on each side by a small, ornate letter−R for Rhys and L for Lucien.

“Ah, no, those are for when I get sloppy drunk and can’t tell right from left,” Feyre replied with a straight face.

Rhys protested loudly, while Lucien flashed Feyre one of his trademark sharp smiles. Aelin burst out laughing and even Rowan chuckled quietly.

“No honestly, these are great,” Aelin said, still laughing, but she went back to study Feyre’s finger. “Ro, why did we think about getting ring tattoos?”

Smiling, Feyre bend forward to look at the finished work herself. Two interconnected infinity loops expanded over the back of her knuckle. Contrary to a traditional infinity loop, the loops were uneven: the loop facing outside was bigger than the loop on the inside. Both infinity symbols mirrored each other, making them look like a double infinity loop. One for each of her partners. Where the loops intersected in the middle, the design created a tiny square, that was mirrored by an additional, larger square, cutting through the loops. And either side of the design was framed by an initial, so it was clear to everybody who cared, that Feyre did not have one, but two people to share her life with.

Looking at the finished work now, the pain she had had to endure was immediately forgotten. When she raised her head, she found Rhys looking at her with utter devotion.

“What do you say, darling, was it worth the pain?”

The question sounded innocent, but something in his voice and his eyes told Feyre, Rhys wasn’t only asking about the tattoo.

Feyre thought back to how she and Lucien met. The months of teasing and bullying each other, the taunts and snide and sometimes cruel remarks they subjected each other to, because they couldn’t admit to liking each other. The moment all the tension, attraction and pent-up frustration had finally boiled over and they had gone at each other in the conference room. Finding out, that Lucien had kept from her he was in a relationship with Rhys. The anguish and betrayal she had felt. How she had been torn between the two of them, unsure of her own feelings, of what was right and wrong. The anxiousness that came with being with the both of them at the same time. The longing and pining. The fear of her sisters’ judgement. The fear of her friends’ and colleagues’ judgement. And the moment, when her relationship had been dragged into the public eye, her life presented for all the world to see.

Had it been worth enduring all of that, just so she could be with Lucien and Rhys?

“Every damn second of it,” Feyre replied in earnest, putting all her love and adoration into her reply.

She was rewarded with a blinding, unrestrained smile and an ardent kiss. And then they both turned and smiled at Lucien, who hugged them both and accepted their kisses with a rare, soft smile.

“So,” Lucien said, clearing his throat. “Now that we got the tattoos out of the way−can we finally begin to make some babies?”

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[telltalebatman]

@biformers let’s go

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? wine glasses, they make everything seem so... elegant

2. chocolate bars or lollipops? lollipops!! they don’t melt in the sun and when i pull them out of my mouth they make that POP sound. very good.

3. bubblegum or cotton candy? bubblegum, last time i checked i couldn’t make cotton candy balloons

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? bright and bubbly and curious and energetic. very energetic. too energetic. mister crispin, please, your daughter is way too energetic, the school’s gonna expl-

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups? wine glasses. (that’s not an- well, it is now.)

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? pastel and formal, but mostly formal.......... formal clothes make me look super nice. (so do pastel ones. well, i look 12 in pastels.)

7. earbuds or headphones? earbuds can he shared, so... earbuds.

8. movies or tv shows? movies for watching with someone, tv shows for watching alone. sometimes it’s the other way. sometimes it’s neither.

9. favorite smell in the summer? raspberry lemonade, freshly cut grass, and uh... oswald. yes, that’s a smell. he smells nice in summer. in fact he smells nice all the time, but he smells best during the summer.

10. game you were best at in p.e.? i was never good at anything p.e related........ i’m good at yoga i guess.

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day? w a f f l e s. shit, i’m hungry now. oswald! i want waffles!

12. name of your favorite playlist? kiss me hard, fuck me harder, love me hardest (what? you heard me. i did, i’m just... what? is this a suggestion? a hint? :) )

13. lanyard or key ring? i’m gonna go with “not attaching my keys to anything and losing them all in my purse”.

14. favorite non-chocolate candy? those little, chewy, caramel candies that make your teeth stick together.

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment? do i look like a girl who had ever read a book in her life? (you got a master’s degree. ...kristeva’s “powers of horror”.)

16. most comfortable position to sit in? with my legs crossed.

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes? those!

18. ideal weather? warm and sunny, so oswald has an excuse to keep a ton of ice cubes in the freezer, so that he can- she likes it when it’s hot, so she has an excuse to devour buckets of ice cream. and also wear short skirts. that’s coincidentally also /my/ favorite weather.

19. sleeping position? preferably wrapped around oswald, if not available... i like to take as much space in bed as possible. on my stomach. limbs spread.

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? notebook app on my phone

21. obsession from childhood? z-zorro.............

22. role model? if i had a role model i wouldn’t be the person i am.

23. strange habits? none! i’m perfectly normal. the normalest girl in gotham.

24. favorite crystal? see? i’m normal. i don’t have a favorite crystal.

25. first song you remember hearing? not a song, but an instrumental piece. something by tchaikovsky. my mom used to listen to tchaikovsky after work.

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather? swimming. and sitting around and complaining it’s too hot.

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather? ; )

28. five songs to describe you? you should ask oswald that one. i bet he’ll have a good answer. (sweet talking woman, a girl like you, how to be a heartbreaker, gold dust woman and fear and delight. what? of course i know how to describe charlie with songs. i can describe her in any way.)

29. best way to bond with you? feed me and have sex with me. not neccesarily in that exact order. wink.

30. places that you find sacred? i wouldn’t have sex on anyone’s grave, if that’s what you’re asking.

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? i’m gonna be honest with you. what part of me suggests i’m capable of KICKING ASS or TAKING NAMES? oswald once called me a silly girl and i cried. (well, love, to be fair, you /did/ spend quite some time on the road.) and to this day i don’t know how did i manage to not die after a week. idk. i guess... pants, that’s for starters. a leather jacket. biker boots? and also a gun and a knife.

32. top five favorite vines? i like pink wine. are there even that many kinds of pink wine?

33. most used phrase in your phone? omg

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? aNIMAL CRACKERS IN MY SOUP-

35. average time you fall asleep? two a.m

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing? can i haz a cheeseburger...

37. suitcase or duffel bag? suitcase, duffel bags don’t work well for... well... people who wear clothes.

38. lemonade or tea? yes.

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie? yes.

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? one of my teachers had straight up died when i was answering his question in class. i still don’t know if my answer was correct. :(

41. last person you texted? louise!! she’s such a good friend. i love her.

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets? oswald’s pockets.

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? leather jacket

44. favorite scent for soap? bubblegum, duh

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero? superhero, and not just because my boyfriend is a literal supervillain.

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in? none. ; )

47. favorite type of cheese? sharp cheddar

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? a strawberry! sweet and red and begging for c-

49. what saying or quote do you live by? “there’s bravery in being soft”.

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? someone once tweeted a picture of oswald, challenging batman to a fistfight, captioned “i aspire to 1 day have self-esteem this high #blessed”. 

51. current stresses? yes.

52. favorite font? do... do people have favorite fonts? huh.

53. what is the current state of your hands? soft and clean, thank you very much. (i punch people so charlie doesn’t have to cook. it... makes sense, i swear.)

54. what did you learn from your first job? do i look like a person who had ever worked a day in her entire life? do i /sound/ like i ever had a job? no. no, i don’t.

55. favorite fairy tale? beauty and the beast!

56. favorite tradition? don’t tell oswald i said it, but i’m kind of sort of fond of that traditionalist concept of men being dominant and assertive and capable. or maybe i just like not having to do anything, who knows.

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome? well, first my parents died, then it turned out my then-husband was behind it and THEN i almost died because a man cut my heart out and attempted to eat it on my mother’s grave. and he didn’t even cook it! (and for that i am eternally glad.)

58. four talents you’re proud of having? i have zero talents. (that’s not true, but she firmly refuses to believe me when i say so. let’s go with talents charlie SHOULD be proud of. she can read people, behave properly in any given situation, is a fantastic listener... oh, and she’s a fantastic, caring, loveable girlfriend.) that’s not a talent. (but if it was, you’d be the best at it.)

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be? “OH!”. i say that approximately... 100 times a day.

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? a shoujo anime, with little to no actual drama and a hentai spin-off.

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.? i... hm. ah. hm. i don’t know. i knew the answer 30 seconds ago - but now it’s gone. please don’t ask me about my favorite things. i only know what those are when no one’s trying to learn about them.

62. seven characters you relate to? persephone, beauty from beauty and the beast, emma frost, sleeping beauty, triss merigold, that absolutely brainless blonde boy from kingdom hearts aaaand... sakhmet from the wicked and the divine comic. not because i’m bloodthirsty, but because i too prioritize sex and looking good.

63. five songs that would play in your club? bulletproof, six shooter, tongues, horns and bittersweet

64. favorite website from your childhood? absolutely do not tell oswald, but... club penguin.

65. any permanent scars? what, you mean physical, or mental? because there’s one on my chest and one on my heart. both are permanent and can’t be loved away, even though oswald’s doing his best to love them away. : (

66. favorite flower(s)? red roses... i’m not a very original person.

67. good luck charms? oswald once gave me a gun. so... a gun.

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried? anything pear-flavored. pears are the devil’s fruit.

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned? parmesan isn’t vegetarian.

70. left or right handed? right. and i didn’t just pick up a random pencil only to make sure of that.

71. least favorite pattern? the behavioral pattern of constantly repeating one’s mistakes. (i... think they meant things like polka dots.) but do you have any proof of that? no. no, you don’t. so... repeating one’s mistakes it is then.

72. worst subject? politics. :)

73. favorite weird flavor combo? spicy chicken wings dipped in honey.

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen? 4 or 5. i’m a big baby when it comes to physical pain.

75. when did you lose your first tooth? do most people remember losing their first tooth? because i don’t. at all.

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)? french fries french fries french fries FRENCH FRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill? basil. i like the smell... and forgetting to water my plants.

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store? gas station coffee. sushi has to be... well... good to be good.

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo? they both look the same, because i’ve been cursed with the curse of “eternally looking like i’m twelve” :(

80. earth tones or jewel tones? jewel. and not just because i don’t know the difference between those two.

81. fireflies or lightning bugs? ...are you telling me fireflies and lightning bugs... are two different things? huh.

82. pc or console? pc, because i can do my taxes on my pc. can you do taxes on a console? of course you can’t, that’d be stupid.

83. writing or drawing? writing.

84. podcasts or talk radio? podcasts!

84. barbie or polly pocket? b a r b i e

85. fairy tales or mythology? hm. fairy tales, because there’s less... rape in them.

86. cookies or cupcakes? yes.

87. your greatest fear? i’m not saying! my greatest fears tend to become reality, so maybe let’s not speed the process up.

88. your greatest wish? i,,,,,,,,,,,,, i’d like to maybe get married once again one day,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, maybe,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

89. who would you put before everyone else? the man on whom i’m sitting as we speak.

90. luckiest mistake? well, i once told bruce wayne i have a dog named pingu, which lead me to instantly adopting an actual dog.

91. boxes or bags? boxes

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights? fairy lights forever

93. nicknames? love it when people come up with nicknames for me!

94. favorite season? summer

95. favorite app on your phone? proooobably instagram. or twitter.

96. desktop background? a photo of a baby seal. it’s so cute!

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized? ...do people really memorize phone numbers? 

98. favorite historical era? okay, now you’re making fun of me. no one has a “favorite historical era”. that’s made up.