#let’s make italian food together ☺️

[formulapisces]

being italian makes dating apps so easy omg it’s like i have cheatcodes this is madness my ego is so inflated right now somebody humble me

[kodeeffa]

Good morning! Blackmail anon from a couple of weeks ago. I was too stuffed and horny last night to even string together coherent sentences last night but wanted to let you knowI really pushed myself yesterday.

I had been going through ny usual Saturday routine (1/2 dozen glazed donuts with a pb/milk heavy cream shake for breakfast, Italian mix sub and chips for lunch) when I got a last minute invite to a friend's birthday party.

I was already pretty full so at this point so I wasn't even thinking about food but as soon as I got there I saw a party tray of wings and two homemade Sicilian pizzas. Needless to say I spent a lot of time hanging around the food table and probably polished off at least ten wings and a slice of each pie.

By the time cake came around I was so full I felt sick (I must have looked ridiculous, trying to burp quietly with my bloated gut poking out in front of me). I tried to decline cake but was pressured into having a bite, once that buttercream frosting hit my tongue after all the savory I had just had, of course I found a little room.

After the cake I felt like I was going to pass out. I sat for a little before excusing myself and heading home. But halfway through the drive, while absentmindedly rubbing my now tender gut, I saw a sign for a Wendy's and I knew what I had to do. That I wouldn't be done or satisfied until I was completely stuffed - to the point where I couldn't even move.

I ordered a double 1/4 lb burger with bacon meal and tried to order ten nuggets but the drive thru cashier told me it was buy one get one so I didn't question them and got twenty. The burger didn't even make it all the way home, I dumped the nuggets and fries into a bowl and got into bed.

I was definitely not hungry, in fact my body was continuously sending out waves of pain from my midsection, begging me to stop, but I was compelled, possessed even, to get every last bite in. It felt like a fever dream, mechanically chewing and swallowing, sipping soda and burping between bites to try to give my poor gut some relief. Just wanting there to be more- more of me, more food, more of this feeling of being an overstuffed hog ready to pop.

I don't remover when I started touching myself, or which I finished first, myself or the food, but I can tell you that I ate every bite and had one of the most world-shattering orgasms of my life at that moment before passing out, only to wake an hour later with the worst stomach ache imaginable. I dragged myself to the bathroom, had some tums and got back into bad, cradling and rubbing my aching belly the rest of the night, in between dreams of how massive I would get if I continued on this path of absolute gluttony.

So yeah that was a fun one and just thought you'd like to hear about it 😘

Well well well piglet it sounds like you’re doing everything right. ☺️ I’m so proud of you for being so so so good for Mommy.

[band-of-bitches]

Hi! May I request a BoB ship where I'm part of the Easy Company? And maybe be shipped with someone Speirs or Martin?Thank you so much☺️

I'm Italian, I'm 5'0", very pale, I have long curly dark blonde hair, brown eyes, freckles and I also wear glasses (but sometimes I wear contact lenses). I have sutton Nevus on my body, which is why I really didn't like my body for some years, but now I finally started to love my body. I'm very shy and quiet (but the truth is that I just need some time to open up with someone) and stubborn. People also says that I'm a cold person because I don't say "I love you" very often and also because I don't like much physical contact, but just like I said before, I just need time to open up with someone. I hate summer and romantic movies (I'm not a romantic person) but I love TV series and action movies, I love reading, baking and cooking with my mom, daisies, salty and spicy food, winter, rainy days, shopping and doing sudokus. Also I hope in the future to finally be able to adopt a dog ❤️

You caught Roland Speir's attention very quickly. You're a member of Easy, so the Dog company leader mostly just stole glances of you during your time as Toccoa. Still, every time the girl with the blond curls, brown eyes, and cute freckles ran past him, he couldn’t help but sneak a glance. You of course noticed him as well but never paid him much attention as you focused on getting through training.

The first time you truly saw and noticed Roland Speirs was during D-day. You were one of the soldiers taking out German guns. When Speirs came and asked if Dog company could take the last gun, you watched as the man with no fear ran out of the trenches, guns blazing and moving forward with seemingly no fear. You couldn’t help but let out an exasperated laugh as the man waved back after he took out the guns almost singlehandedly. You noticed Ron Speirs a lot more after that. You got to know Speirs a lot better soon after. Quiet conversation together, Speirs looking for you whenever he could, trying to be discreet about it and doing so successfully, at least for a little while. Some of the Easy boys come up to you, asking how the hell you’ve managed to make Speirs smile and laugh around you. It’s a secret you say they’ll have to discover for themselves. Really, it’s nothing you’ve done. Ronald Speirs just has a soft spot for you.

It took you a while to completely warm up to Speirs. You liked him, but both of you are a little too similar in the “can be really quiet” department. It took a particularly rough night for you to open up to him about the struggle. You sat next to him against an old, abandoned farmhouse, and then suddenly it started raining. You looked up, smiled with your eyes closes as the rain fell around your face. It felt like you were being washed all over. You didn’t notice Speirs staring at you the whole time, in awe of you for what seemed like no reason. This is when Roland Speirs fell in love with you.

Throughout the war, you and Sperid developed this odd friendship, eventually turning into something more. Once Speirs became Easy company commander, you were ecstatic. Of course, he was still your CO, so you had to keep that relationship on the down-low. After Chuck got shot in Germany, after Speirs held a gun to his head, you found him sitting on his bed, hand still slightly shaking from earlier. He looked up at you, and neither have you had to say a word. You guys are good at that, communicating with almost no words, yet knowing what the other needs. You walked up to him and wrapped him in your arms, running your hand through his brown hair as he sat on his bed. He gripped your waist, holding you tightly, knowing this was special. Times like this are when you tell him you love him, and Ron knows you don’t give that out lightly. 

After the war, you stayed with him. He stayed in the army, which was tough since you had no desire to, but you stayed with him where the job took him. Eventually, you got a dog together. You names him Sparky, which made him laugh the first time he heard it. You loved knowing Ron in a world without war, where he wasn’t you CO but instead, just the man you loved. It was perfect.

Thanks for the ask, here’s a link to the rules if you’d like one