#let them be annoying together i mean it 🤬

[kirbsto]

Obligatory thruple post

[kalims]

ㅤdorm leaders being savages

summary. basically some backstabber mf tries to 'steal' him and... this is where the savage part starts

featuring. dorm leaders

content. bad friend, gender neutral reader, brutal rejection 😭

note. a full post after a while :')

malleus

I mean it's not like he would notice anyways, again. I firmly believe human and fae courting traditions are vastly different and c'mon... he doesn't even know what the fuck flirting is do you really think he'd get their intentions. 💀

when they start to slide up an arm in places he's quite bothered about, (cause guy is so whipped that he won't let anyone but him touch you.) he isn't even happy that someone is near his proximity anymore, not scared and whatnot.

just he no likey.

AND HES NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE ROMANTIC HE JUST SHRUGS THEM OFF EVERYTIME. he's just a genuine innocent lil' dude who wants his lover to come and save him from this touchy, weird, human.

no child of man cause that's your name ‼️

while he may not get it, he's got a feeling, sixth sense of sorts and when he sees it he's backing tf up away. he's not gonna entertain the doubts.

also he still doesn't get it in the end lmaoooo, he's avoiding all their advances thinking it's a part of human... culture? that he wasn't made aware of.

if they start putting in the forbidden words in the same sentence as your name you know shits going down, suddenly he's not that confused, oblivious, cute guy that they saw but a much colder shell.

when his eyes darken, and it starts storming they'd had better run, he's been kind enough to stay even with their relentless annoying behavior but that is where he crosses the line fr.

don't even be surprised when they get hit by lightning and end up in the infirmary or something, malleus didn't even say anything to them cause he believes actions speaks louder than words... *sends touchy, weird human to the nurse.* see?

someone insults him: ?

someone insults you: 😠😡🤬👿🌩⚡

just goes: "your friend is very unpleasant, I'd appreciate it if you refrain from spending time with them."

something unsaid; spend all of that time with me duhhh

idia

you know what I'm surprised someone actually likes him tbh 😭 except us because we're all built different and we love disgustang discord mod behavior.

you know what's even more surprising? the fact that idia is actually seen by your friend group. I swear he comes out of his room like once a day and that's just because he's craving something else that isn't in his food stock and he's just gonna rob whose mac n' cheese was in the microwave.

and that's literally in his DORM ONLY.

he's like a vampire and allergic to sunlight, he's more willing to come out in the middle of the night because that's when the least 'normies' are scattered around like flies.

(if that counts for anything at all??)

but hanging out is more fun and if you somehow managed to convince idia to come with you with your friends for some well needed, 'socializing' then you're in luck!

besides that you had to bet one of your items in that open world game you played together... all is good!

im like 99% sure idia is disgusted by any other touch from other people, besides you? cause if you touch him he's just embarrassed... but in terms of the disgusted faction, you've been there before.

he immediately spots their intentions cause he definitely plays otome games and this is one of them cliche scenarios to 'spice up' the plot by invoking jealousy in it.

only difference is its him, you and this... random.

if they weren't already offended by the absolute mortification and disgust on his face, somehow continuing to 'rizz' him up.. oh boy. it's gonna get worse.

he's got the worst fucking 3rd grade insults like... "back away from me you noob, are you supposed to be their friend?" he scoffs, surprising them cause they thought he was gonna be that red flag discord romance experience.

"sorry but im not really sorry. i don't associate myself with lower levels such as yourself, try to come back when you're higher but I doubt they'd accept a fiend back."

LIKE WHO USES NOOB AS AN INSULT?

when you come back he's steering you away, pulling on the hem of your sleeves practically begging to come home with the promise of 'grinding that outrageous drop rate item you've asked his help with.'

something unsaid; doxxing them as soon as I get back

vil

ok this one I get.

who wouldn't want vil... it's not like I've made the entirety of the fandom known about my obsession with him as my favorite character or anything, not at all... jokes aside he's a very prominent candidate, he's hot and rich. you get it?

forget about the other qualities because we all known those two can carry someone in life alone, life in luxury and fame? sign them up ASAP.

besides your boyfriend being one of the superstar actors, models, the dream jobs for a dream man even your friends had a hard time believing you. you should be offended that they even considered that you were clinically.. delusional.

plus you didn't even seem to know about vil before so how are you dating him?!

they found out the hard way and safe to say they're flabbergasted because what even?

of course out of everyone here, vil has the most experience in terms of being approached on a baseless appearance only, he's iffed by how fast people get infatuated when they're barely scratching the surface of him.

well, you somehow dug your way deep with a shovel so you're the only exception he will allow...

at this point he knows what to expect the moment one of your friends gave him a look he's all the well too accustomed to. it's easy to ignore the ones he sees in crowds cause there's always some type of fence blocking them from fully proclaiming their love or something.

problem here is that this person has no obstacles and he can tell they're waiting for an opportunity to strike like a snake. *texts the pomefiore gc to tell them about this SNAKE!*

honey this is a big NO for him, you need to consider your circle of friends if one of them immediately starts folding around like this and wastes what? a longer friendship with you? please, he's known his stylists more and they literally get replaced every single day.

he's giving them the biggest, sassiest side eye ever. putting a palm up before they even get to speak because frankly, he does not want to hear it.

they open their knarly mouth. "i—"

he raises a finger. "no."

a frown. "but i—"

"shush."

he can do this forever.

when you come back he's still giving a bombastic, criminal offensive side eye, mentally thinking on how to ruin this person's life in media of course! his natural domain. just one word and the rest of his army will attack fr.

vil usually doesn't do this but seriously? that was another level of low.

also he's just by your side, you don't even have to say that he's your boyfriend because he's lowkey rubbing it in their face that he is in fact, taken.

"next time you try to see me again, might as well buy one of the tickets to my fan signings because you’re not seeing me again otherwise.. well, not like you can afford it anyways." *fabulous hair flip*

something unsaid; either way I'll kick you out if you try to get in

kalim

most safest person to flirt with, even if you're friends with their lover but also the most impossible to actually try and 'steal.'

the thing about kalim is that he's adorably stupid, not to degrade him in any shape or form but he's so oblivious about everything that you could consider it as one of his redeemable traits to be adorable.

he takes everything you say so seriously to the point where if you joke about wanting to water an entire continent he's just there with his carpet waiting for you cause he's gonna do exactly that.

"you're in luck cause I have a lot of water in me!" pops his non existent guns on his arms. (he is talking about his unique magic..)

it takes a remarkable mind to be like... that but you like him all the well about it, compliment his stupid-ness and he'll just grin, flush a little and laugh loudly as he compliments you back. not an ounce of anger in his tiny body.

red eyes but what a bright heart!

the type of guy that goes. "any friend of yours is a friend of mine!" so when he meets your friend group, casually just throws them a grand ball. they don't know whether to be flattered or.. concerned cause this is pretty weird.

not only was one of your friends awed over the mere value of many things inside the dorm he renovated, apparently his very huge bank full of gold was something to gasp over too.

and that's exactly what they did. (I mean get that bag sis but that bag is already owned by someone else and that's you... so that's not slay of you, random friend.)

here's when his nature proves to be quite relenting, even after many flirting, even using those cringe pickup lines from the internet, he just won't budge! it's getting irritating cause they're sure the people already heard the embarrassing words coming out of their mouth.

also that they were flirting with a non-legally married man. (to you ofc ofc.)

kalim either laughs at them because he thinks they were jokes, and just funny or laughs just because he's kalim.

he didn't really mind the casual touches at first, maybe it was friendly? he does it all the time after all but there was a stinking feeling that it felt weird and that alone was weird cause friendly pats were supposed to feel good.

not with you though cause those feel great!

accidentally shuts them down cause they're feeling like a third wheel when you come back after a bathroom break and it's like a total contrast to how he was treating them.

how do you seriously not notice kalim now unintentionally flirting with you?! are both of you airheads?!

he was literally all over you when you quipped up a "hi, I'm back."

and he was like; "welcome back :DDDD!!!!" if it wasn't already obvious they'd even add floating hearts emojis all over his head.

something unsaid; girl he didn't even notice anything was up...

azul

kinda a 50/50?

I'm not sure if most people really dig the whole 'bad reputation' thing. he's friends with the most terrifying twins in the entire campus, notably scammed a lot of people, can give wishes with an extreme price.

oh yeah he runs monstro lounge too but that just means he won't have time to spend with a lover.

that's their own imagination but azul's actually very sweet and gets some overworked junior to do the work for him, usually jade since floyd just leaves if he's given the job. JUST so he can go fret over which tie to use for your unofficial date.

despite him annoyed and losing sleep 24/7 because of the tweels he still asks them which one to use, jade's opinion is most trustworthy since floyd picks the neon, vibrant ones. (don't question why he even owns it.)

I doubt he actually likes people though, anyone else than you? hard pass. he's a simp through and through but unlike idia who can't mask the mortification and disgust on his face even at the cost of his life, good thing that masks are one of the many things azul is good at.

he slips up sometimes cause he genuinely thinks it's embarrassing that they're doing whatever this is to him, (well more of an attempt?) and to you, who is also their friend and his lover.

slip up as in his eye twitches, he flinches away a little too fast when they touch him, and his smile wobbles.

I mean no one would notice if he uses his magic on one, singular person...

mentally makes a note to remember whoever this was cause they're not stepping foot in octavinelle ever again.

+ an object of fun for the tweels. #gotormentthatlife!!

he's just a polite guy, so he won't just straight up insult them but he does warn them. the only thing holding him back from cooking a whole table is the crowd that would definitely spread the news of him going batshit.

like; "could you please, stop this? I hope you're not as stupid as you make yourself out to be because if you think I'm an idiot to not know what you're doing.. "

meanwhile his mind; "ugh this bitch. [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]."

I mean he's not that intimidating ALONE but when he gets all threatening like that (🥰) he could pass for an assassin fr.

just gets the tweels to deal with them cause he does not have the patience to deal with this backstabbing ho and it's wasting his precious time that should have been spent talking with you.

ugh he did not spend like 30 whole minutes picking out his tie and gloves just for this.

azul when he sees you coming back: 😇

something unsaid; [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted].

leona

oh boy, cover your eyes cause we're stepping onto another level of SAVAGE. you don't call lions that for NOTHING ‼️ beastman or just beast.

has the least filter out of everyone, as in he just doesn't give a single fuck, he's the chillest (agressive) guy on the twst planet so if the thought of wanting to insult some stranger that doesn't have a significance in his life at all pops up in his mind he ain't gonna change it lol.

gives the stinkiest eyes, even his tail and ears pause to synchronize with his thoughts cause if they had googly eyes they'd have a side eye too.

if he's laying down and they try pulling him upwards, tryna latch onto him? *just shoves them cutely.* problem solved.

leona's nice enough to let them off without losing something cause you really do mean something to him if he's holding back for your expense knowing that this is one of your 'friends.'

they don't even deserve to be called that!

like no one interrupts his peaceful nap times except for when he stands up to interrupt it himself just to drag you down with him.

wait so basically anyone but him???

he, really doesn't want to waste energy on this fool and to be honest they're really boring him since you went out to grab something you forgot. (but knowing this person for less than an hour in his life, they probably had something to do with that too.) so you aren't here to give him a reason to stay awake.

them rambling but in leona's eyes they're a blurry figure cause he's really sleepy.

then suddenly he's an iphone promax when he's looking at you 💀

if they already didn't take a hint from his earlier shove, the dirt isn't the only thing he's gonna shove someone into. there's a lake there for a reason other than keeping a home for the fishes y'know. never would know if they eat people too. /j

"would you shut up?"

yeah that's all he says but we all know how sharp it is to hear that from somebody so they immediately shut up. there's absolutely no need for any waste on energy of them, just one look from him and they're SILENT.

hopefully embarrassed too cause wtf was that??

unfortunately he can't fully enjoy his usually relaxing nap cause this random is corrupting the atmosphere even when they're silent, I swear they could shift and leona feels like one step closer to smacking 'it.'

ignored them every single time they tried to call out to him LOUDLY before but when you just silently step back on the field, he already peeks out an eye??? like no words needed.

what love does to a mf... sighs... another cold male lead we've lost to romance because of our mc <4

something unsaid; I was really questioning if keeping myself from strangling someone was worth it. took more effort than doing it literally

riddle

I'd have a crush on him too tbh.

unlike azul who already knew their intentions from the start, polite enough to kindly drop signs that he's not interested. riddle doesn't get it, he's just polite as well but also confused?

like he doesn't know they're tryna flirt, but he does think their actions are strange like c'mon. why are they trying to feel him up? he has no idea except the thought that he doesn't like it at all.

also it feels like he's betraying you so he just straight up pulls their arm away off of him firmly and shakes his head.

"stop this behavior."

he sighs.

surprisingly he's patient but also impatient???

consider this the first and last warning cause he WILL excuse himself if it ever goes on, riddle can wait for you browse through a whole store with him following you around and playfully commenting on your taste but can't wait for their attitude to get better.

he ain't gonna waste any more of his precious minutes on this period.

I don't know how to explain it, he's totally unaware of what they want, which is him ironically. but the reason he's rejecting their advances is because he's so devoted and a simp for you.

not a lot of people have the balls to converse or touch around him carelessly like that so freely so isn't it basic human courtesy to hold off all the physical affection till they're more acquainted?

well, not that riddle's not gonna let their current relationship advance any further from strangers at this point...

he's so loyal to you that it's cute jabskans.

riddle sticks to his principles, and he certainly has his own preferences for the personality of people. one of the traits he despises is when they don't understand his earlier warnings.

of course riddle isn't very forgiving, they're lucky they were even given a chance before cause even he, doesn't spare his dorm members a second chance when they break a rule he's been plenty lenient with.

so if you were given a chance, you better take it cause he's not giving you another.

like how since you did take your chance he's not gonna let you go now 😍.

isn't the type to be rude to people for matters he deems conflict being easily avoidable so he just makes up a believable excuse and walks away loool.

and they're like thinking; didn't he say he was tired and had to sleep since he stayed up planning the unbirthday party... why is he having a tea date with you???

suddenly he didn't look too tired at all compared to when he randomly slumped to look exhausted before??

something unsaid; 🥰🍵 what a successful unbirthday party *forgets about them immediately cause you're both having an unofficial date.*

note. ok so something unsaids are basically that but don't misunderstand, it's something they didn't say.

[aureliaporter]

sleepless nights

summary: a lack of a certain childe means you can't sleep. how do you deal with it?

a/n: i was in ross with my mum and i heard the song "how do you sleep" by sam smith and this idea literally just slapped me across the face lmao

cw: probably cursing, mentions of unaliving, a fly (🤬), a ginger (childe lmao), gn!reader, teasing!childe (kinda?? i think), clingy!childe, sleepy!childe

TICK. TICK. TICK.

you groaned, rolling over in bed to glare at the clock. the seconds hand, ever unaware of your plight, continued to tick, only adding to your anger.

tick.

tick.

tick.

tock.

the moment the minute hand joined the symphony, moving just a hair to the side to demonstrate the passing of another sixty seconds, you cursed, sitting up angrily and throwing the bedsheets off of you.

tick.

tick.

tick.

you left the room, nearly slamming the door behind you but managing to hang on to your temper just enough not to. you leaned against the door, holding your head. you'd been trying to fall asleep for the better part of three hours, but you'd had no luck.

tick.

tick.

tick.

you cursed again, pushing off the bedroom door to stalk off to the kitchen, grumbling about a certain ginger the whole way. of course he'd ruined you enough to the point you couldn't sleep without him. of course.

..

..

..

at the lack of the ticking sound, you practically laughed in - slightly deranged - delight, slumping against the kitchen island. a fruit bowl was set in the center, sunsettias and apples stacked together in a cylindrical pattern. the lights were still off, but the moon was particularly bright - or particularly annoying - tonight, managing to shine in even past your curtains. but to be fair, they weren't blackout curtains.

bzzt.

bz bzzt.

bzt.

you lifted your head, frustration practically pouring out of you as you saw the two flies buzzing around. that was what you got for opening the windows in the summer.

you kept your eyes on the flies, both landing on the edge of the island nearby. with your right hand, you reached for a rag to whack them with, fingers closing around it before you moved quickly, managing to strike down one of them.

now for the other one.

this one seemed more intent on making your life hell, moving before you could even step towards it. your curses flowed freely as you tried to catch it.

"stay still so i can- archons, let me kill you!" you shouted at the fly, too enraptured in your battle to notice a smirking ginger leaning against the refrigerator.

"oh? and i thought i was the one with murderous tendencies," he teased, taking two long strides towards you and snatching the rag from you. "sit back and let me show you how it's done, comrade."

"call me that again and you can sleep at zhongli's instead tonight."

he merely shot you a grin, then focusing on the fly. he went for it once, twice, thr- and then he was off the rails, whacking the rag against anything in an attempt to kill the fly. you folded your arms, watching him with an amused smile as he finally ran out of patience entirely and summoned his water blades - wades? blaters? - to slice it in half.

silence blanketed the two of you before- "don't think for a second i'm gonna clean up those fly guts," you said, backing away with an exaggerated gesture to the floor. "also, what happened to your trip? i thought you were gone for another week?"

he groaned but obeyed, crouching down with a paper towel to pluck up the fly remains. "well, a certain balladeer managed to solo half the mission after some bloke insulted the traveler - y'know, that blonde girl with the floaty thing? who stopped osial? so we all got to go home early. and i know my darling was missing me, so it all worked out perfectly."

you chuckled, shaking your head. "see, i would believe that, if i didn't get a message earlier today from the fatui - do you know them, by chance?" you teased, crossing the room to the stack of mail and plucking off the letter at the top as he paled.

"wait- (y/n), hang on-" he pleaded, trying to snatch the letter from you.

"to the partner of the eleventh fatui harbinger," you read aloud, smirking, "it is my deepest regret to inform you that we have been struck by misfortune and will be returning a week late. you will be pleased to note that childe is uninjured, and will merely be late. bidding you a pleasant evening."

ajax had an awkward look on his face the entire time, eyes slightly widened and lips parting as he tried to think of a response. "w-well-"

"unless you're not ajax, i'm pretty sure you committed treason to the tsaritsa by abandoning your post," you said, folding the letter again. "you're gonna need a pretty good reason why, y'know."

he groaned, moving towards you with barely a moment's hesitation and wrapping his arms around you, embracing you tightly. "i missed you, okay?" he admitted lowly, squeezing you into him. "i couldn't sleep without you there. pantalone noticed and told me to go back, since a distracted agent is as good as a dead one."

you sighed softly, wrapping your arms around his waist. "i get it, hun," you said, stifling a soft smile. he might have thought you were just comforting him, but you really did get it. you'd nearly broken the clock in your shared bedroom just from frustration at a lack of sleep. "shall we head to bed, then?"

he didn't respond immediately, nuzzling his nose into your neck as if he was trying to memorize your scent. "ajax?" you asked, squirming slightly at the feeling.

"yeah, let's go," he said, loosening his grip the slightest bit to tug you back to your bedroom. you climbed onto the bed, stifling a yawn as he changed from his uniform to a baggy pair of pajamas, practically throwing himself on top of you with a grunt.

"geroffme," you groaned, trying to push him off. he listened, rolling onto the spot beside you to wrap you in his arms, pressing his lips against the back of your neck.

"archons, i missed you," he murmured, kissing along your skin. "i could barely think of anything aside from you, lovely."

"in the modern world, they call that 'simping'," you said, taking one of his hands to play with his longer fingers, folding them and stretching them gently, entranced. "i was like that, too. thank the archons i had the past few days off work, or i might've broken something."

he chuckled, his breath tickling your skin. "yeah, thank the archons," he said, stifling a yawn against the back of your neck. "'s it okay if i fall asleep now?" he asked, voice soft and cute and making you just want to squish his cheeks.

"you don't have to ask permission to sleep."

"but i wanna.. stay up 'nd talk to you."

"then stay up and talk to me, hun."

"but 'm tired."

you giggled softly, feeling him shift behind you as he spooned you. "sleep now, and we talk tomorrow. deal?" you offered, interlacing your hands and laying them on the bed, eyes tracking over every scar and mark staining his pale skin. beautiful.

"mkay," he mumbled, nuzzling into you. "i love you," he said, words slurring together sleepily.

a dopey grin tugged your lips up. "and i love you, even if you are a ginger."

he didn't seem to hear the second part of your sentence, falling asleep within seconds against you. and, soon enough, you were falling asleep too.

did this whole thing on my phone so very much a chance the formatting looks wonky!! my apologies :(

please take some sleepy ajax fluff this boy has my heart (i say this after reading ajax angst for like two hours today 😭)

anyways!! have a great day/night!! send in what you wanna see and i'll do my best!! also gonna go on vaca soon so dont know if i'll he able to keep up with posting daily but i will make my best attempts 💚✨

[sarnai4]

Missed Opportunity

(Spoilers ahead) I think a major missed opportunity was not having Dagur meet up with Stoick and Alvin after his turn to the good side. The potential for awkwardness/tension is so high! I mean, Stoick pretty obviously hated Dagur long before he actually became their enemy. Sure, we had the moment of him noticing that the Berserker had sent willow bark, but that was it. They even were around each other in order to pull off Hiccup's plan before the whole "Is Viggo or Ryker telling the truth" thing happened. How did they not show us their conversation? I feel like Stoick would just be in full protective dad/chief mode to let Dagur know that there's an ax with his name on it if he ever tries to come after the Riders or Berk again. I feel like it could have been funny to watch Dagur try to prove he's not out to hurt any of them while he's on the receiving end of death glares. It would be like inviting some friend over who your parents can't stand and make it very clear that they can't.

Dagur must have done something to make Stoick trust him since he sent Gustav to stay there on the island with him. Of course, an argument could be made that Stoick was fine with the annoying Viking being killed. I just wish we saw that happen. It also would've been fun to see Stoick go from, "Give me a reason 🤬" to "Please, keep this guy for a few weeks at least😫. I promise I'll forgive you if you do!"

On a more serious note, showing them actually working together as chiefs could have highlighted the difference between the relationship Berk and Berserker Island have now with Dagur vs before with Oswald. Oswald gave them peace. Dagur gave them an alliance.

The Alvin interaction would have given us the tension/drama. There's been nothing but bad blood between them and their only tie which isn't negative is that they're allies with Berk. Dagur escaped from prison while Alvin was presumably away or at least not there at the moment. I bet Alvin is still bitter about losing his prisoner and Dagur's absolutely not about to try to return. I feel like Alvin would try to test him to see if the chief will just snap. Then, Dagur would try to prove to himself and the others that he's different even when someone is trying to antagonize him.

I didn't do the first part with Stoick, but I did write a scenario about the Alvin side of things on Ao3. It's called Clean Slates if anyone is curious.

[forcebookish]

As much as the show let me down, for the most part I was really happy with Top and Mew. They were all that I enjoyed and what I looked forward to if I'm being honest and that's a testament to Force and Book for making it work even when it was working against them. I do think that last little scene is being taken too seriously by a lot of people. I don't think it means a guaranteed Season 2 at all, it was just a throwaway scene that they thought was really funny. I didn't even see it as a threat to Top/Mew, if anything it was more like if there was a potential season 2, Mix would be the new lead character with a completely different cast. I didn't like Top apologising to people that didn't deserve it but at least Mew wasn't being nasty about it. I think he just wanted a clean slate and it wasn't like he gave an ultimatum or anything. I am so so happy that he didn't forgive Boston, he is well within his rights not to want him in his life and tbh even though they were all in the same room at the end I don't really see the friendship group lasting that long. Ray as always exhausted me, I can't talk about him for long he just grates on my every nerve.

i agree, anon! the ending was just an annoying little gotcha, which in an episode where i was yelling, "END... END! END END END!!!" really grated on me, but i don't take it seriously. but if there is a second season, it better be like skins with a different cast like you said or a spin-off that leaves topmew the fuck alone because obviously the writers can't be trusted with them and would listen to the worst of the fans on how to handle it. i fucking HATE sequels that bring back characters to break them up (or worse, kill them🤬) and i don't want to sit through that shit just to support forcebook. topmew and forcebook deserve better.

i think you're right about the friendships not lasting long: despite all they've gone through, the friendship between ray and mew is not the kind that will stand the test of time - especially running a business together. someone like ray who never takes any responsibility, and i'm sure will start drinking again (running a liquor business? please🙄), is not a good business partner. "someone like him" doesn't change, that was shown throughout the series. he didn't have an arc, he had a cycle of abuse.

my biggest problem with the topmew scenes in the last episode was that it seemed like they were still talking about the shit with boston, despite promises in the previous episode that mew would try not to use it against him. this drama was so obsessed with delivering (in the end, empty) "drama" that all the sweet scenes came with a side of sour. top and sand didn't need to reconcile and that kiss scene was so out of character for mew (AND AGAIN, TOP WAS TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT, SHOVED AND KISSED WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION.). it's going to always gross me out how the series devolved into The Everyone Kisses Show rather than an actual story that did justice to their characters. boston and sand should have apologized to top, but of course top and mew (although to a lesser extent) are the only characters who have to answer to all their actions even when they're not nearly as bad as everyone else. the writers/directors traded story consistency and character development for useless scenes that went nowhere and added repetitive bullshit that did nothing for the narrative. such a fucking bummer.

but even when they were working with shit material, forcebook sold it. they really gave their all to this series and their dedication to providing something honest was its saving grace. their input on the characters, their dedication to their craft, and their chemistry were the best things about this series. even when i wanted to give up on it, seeing them bring to life two of my favorite characters in a drama made (most of) it worth it. i'm so proud of them and i hope they get another series in 2024 where they can really shine and be appreciated by a fandom who loves them as much as we do. i love this series for giving me topmew and introducing so many new fans to forcebook, even if so much of the fandom were absolute monsters - but like mew's mom said, i can forgive but not forget. (the series, not the fans. fuck those guys.)

thanks for stopping by, anon! i'm gonna keep gif'ing and writing topmew, because even if the series let me down forcebook haven't <3

[tyonfs]

seriously fuck this app for not letting me reblog in peace 🤬 god knows how many times i tried i lost everything i typed 🧍anyways sending this here instead ^^

i may have alr forgotten a huge chunk of what i wanted to say but this i haven’t— i love loooove love their friend group so much. esp how loving and caring and protective renjun is over mc!! :( also, mc and jaemin’s dynamic? whew loved that sm. how they could just naturally transition to lovers (horny ones at that — but that’s more jaemin rlly that bastard) and their closeness as friends is still there yk what i mean ;-;; tho i found all the chaos so much fun hhhh. yeonjun just mentioning he’s interested in her but haven’t rlly acted much (or at all even lmao) on it since yet suddenly became the source of chaotic misunderstandings(?) NSHSHSHS

THE SEXY SCENES 🧍 despite how annoyingly horny jm can be love how he unknowingly(?) just put her needs first without expecting her to reciprocate it right away (hope i remembered this correctly i know he like,,, realized it a bit late after that, god i hate my mind) of course he cares about her more than he realized this idiot. there’s the awkwardness but damn oh damn the intimacy it’s all so fucking hot but u could feel there’s alr more to it than just lust :( love these stupid babies.

and oh my god when he was streaming!!!!! but the way i pictured it like the times he’s on their huya lives?? ykno when he just runs his mouth nonstop while playing GODDDDD very annoying yet endearing yes jaemin annoys me so much but i l word ok ok ok

they’re so stupid but understandable everyone is vvv likeable here btw :( will never stop thinking about how they just have such great chemistry. as much as yeonjun was slandered here haha let’s not forget how when it’s bad experiences it’s compared to hyucksNSHSHSHSHSHS i enjoyed reading this a lot it’s so much thank you :(( one of the great ways to start this year. (…..being whipped for njm ig)

love his character development here btw hands down. i cannot move on about his fucking twitch tshirt tho NDHDHDH m gonna throw that away myself if i could. ALSO oh my god i just remembered it’s so funny how someone always walked in on them HAHA the confession — as cringey and awkward(??) as it was, that’s just so them yk and to top it all off jaemin forgetting to end his stream 💀💀💀 ok again. this is so enjoyable to read thank you so much i hope you have a great day and a great year ahead u deserve the best ;;;;

tumblr’s bugs strike again 😞😞 i’m so sorry it crashed on your reblog love D; but ??? omg you rlly typed it out again for the ask THATS SO NICE OF YOU :(( and pls this is such a long ask i’m like sobbing over the fact that you took the time to write all of this and you have so many thoughts about my fic ☹️💗 i had to bring out my notes app to make sure i typed out everything i was feeling while referencing back to this ask !!!!! 😳 thank you sm for reading and sending this like !!! IM SO HAPPY 😭😭

i’m so glad you liked the friend group together !! i’ve always wanted to write a fic where the friend group was well fleshed out and had important roles (and this actually wasn’t the fic i was going to try it out on) but it served as a good stepping stone and your words make me feel more hyped to improve :’)) although they didn’t have many scenes together, i loved them too 🥰🥰 i get emotionally attached to my own characters sobsob and YES RENJUN !!!! he’s my ult too :’) actually i ult half of dream so i cant defend myself but !! he made their arrangement soooo romeo and juliet for a little 😭 and i love writing protective (but sorta chill??) best friends ♡ AAAA PLS IT WARMS MY HEART TO HEAR THAT YOU LIKED MC AND JAEMINS DYNAMIC that’s like everything for me 🤧💘 i rlly wanted to preserve their friendship even while they were treading the line between fwb to lovers, but there were those little moments like jaemin calling mc creepy for staring at him and mc telling him to shut up when he made a dirty joke :’))

HAHAHAH poor yeonjun 😭 the whole situation is a fictional representation of friends exaggerating a memory of a guy saying he’s interested in you, and then proceeding to hype it up without realizing they’ve looked to deeply into it 😵‍💫 but man yeonjun’s officially branded as The Infamous Litterer™️ in jaemin’s eyes

AHHH IM GLAD YOU LIKED THOSE MOMENTS :’)) <33 yesyesyes!! mc didn’t exactly realize she had feelings at first but i like to think ab it like “she fell first, he fell harder” bc jaemin completely lost his confidence when he realized he liked her a lot and didn’t want to push her too far. he didn’t go all the way with her bc he realized right before but yes he didn’t expect her to reciprocate what she wasn’t ready for :’) little did he know that mc is like the biggest virgin but extra horny 😭

PLEASE I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT hes so cute when he games i’m sobbing but yes that mouth RUNS i lov when he talks fast HAHAH like in the mafia games he spits bars to his advantage to make everyone else give up trying to understand 😭😭 also i’m so glad you liked all the characters :’)) my goal was to make them all have their charms even with little screentime(??) LOLL and 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ hyuck having girl trouble And the awkward first-time story 😞 free him from the slander i bestowed upon him

GLAD I COULD START UR YEAR OFF WITH SELF INDULGENT NA JAEMIN CONTENT THO 😎😎 it’s what the nanadoongies deserve 🧘‍♀️ AND AHAHA YES they were always walked in 😭💔 first by renjun, then by jaemin’s twitch stream audience, and then by mark (but at least they were mostly safe for mc’s first-time !! until jeno walked in during the aftermath 💀)

but thank you sm for leaving me such a sweet and heartfelt message angel !! i’m so touched that you put in all this effort to type this out for me 😭😭💖 i hope you have a wonderful day/night and a great 2022 ahead !! ♡ sending my love and support your way :]

[xlysaaa]

I couldnt agree more with this!☝️

I really like Free! but the same drama gets so annoying. I mean of course in sports there will always be a time, where you hit a wall but that friendship drama should be over now. In S1 and S2 they fought, they screamed they run but finally talked about their worries. Especially Haru and Rin, they have a strong bond. That scene in the movie where Haru was "taken over by Albert" was really ridiculous. A total throwback to Harus character from S1. Why did they do the scene like this I wonder. I mean, if he wanted to lash out at Rin, the Haru from S3 wouldnt do it like this. Also, they should have rather do it like, Haru is thinking about Albert/remembering his face or stuff, instead of this whole supernatural thing. Anyways, Alberts is not my favorite character but I quite like his character and think he's interesting. I also think Haru needs someone like Albert because a) to find his path and b) to get mentally stronger. The last one is especially important because let me tell you from my experience, in sports especially in competion sports you have to be somewhat mentally strong or you'll eaten up alive by your own emotions and pressure.

I dont get why some people would say Albert messes them up. I dont see where, because as @cyncallenreese mentioned above that boy went from a smiling "i like to swim" to a sad looking "i'm doing my job"- swimmer. I think he's very similar to Haru, which you can see in the scene where he says "The water favors you". So, I hope they can save each other or give the answers to each other. It would be nice, if they swim together/against each other with a clear mind. That old fart definitely has something to do with Alberts change. /why are there always these shit adults who lead children/young people into a corner 🤬

I totally agree with the three wishes my best friend mentioned above!!!💕 That would be perfect for the movie but also for the characters involved.

OH! I forgot, if you really need to hate someone because else you wont be content, please direct it to Hiyori the walking red flag or that obsessive old fart, thank you.

Also, I need to watch the trailer huhuhuhu

𝕊𝕆! 𝔸𝔹𝕆𝕌𝕋 𝔸𝕃𝔹𝔼ℝ𝕋

ɪ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ’ᴍ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍʏ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛꜱ ʀᴜɴ ᴡɪʟᴅ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀꜱ ꜱᴏᴏɴ ᴀꜱ ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ɪᴛ, ꜱᴏ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴇ ɢᴏ. ɪɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ ɪ’ᴍ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ ᴏʟᴅ ᴍᴀɴ ‘ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴅᴀᴍɴ ɪ’ᴍ ꜱᴏ ᴅᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴀ��ᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴀɴʏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴏꜰ ʜɪᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴏᴡ ʜᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ. ɪ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ꜱᴀᴡ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ. ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴀɴ ɪꜱ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴘᴏɪꜱᴏɴ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪᴛ. ᴘʟᴜꜱ ɪ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ɢᴏ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴍᴇꜱꜱ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴜᴘ, ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴜᴄᴋ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ? ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴅɪᴅ ʜᴇ ᴍᴇꜱꜱ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴜᴘ? ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙʟɪɴᴅ ᴏʀ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ? ɢᴜʏꜱ ɪꜰ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴡʜᴇɴ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ʜᴀᴛᴇꜱ ᴏɴ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ! ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ꜱᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴠᴏᴜʀɪᴛᴇ. ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪꜰ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴡᴇʀᴇɴ’ᴛ ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴠᴏᴜʀɪᴛᴇ ɪ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴅᴇꜰᴇɴᴅ ʜɪᴍ! ‘ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ɪꜱ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴋɪɴᴅ! ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜɪᴍ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇɢɪɴɴɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇɴ ꜱᴏ ʙᴇ ɪᴛ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴏɴ ʜɪᴍ ᴏɴʟʏ ‘ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴠᴏᴜʀɪᴛᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ꜱᴜꜰꜰᴇʀɪɴɢ (ᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴀʀᴜ) ᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏɴ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴀʀᴄʜ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ᴠɪʟʟɪᴀɴ, ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴇxᴄᴜꜱᴇ ᴍᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ɢᴏ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ꜱᴇᴀʀᴄʜ ꜰᴏʀ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟꜱᴇ. ᴍʏ Qᴜᴇꜱᴛɪᴏɴ ɪꜱ ᴡʜʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀᴛᴇ? ᴡʜʏ ᴀʀᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ? ‘ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʜᴇ’ꜱ ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʜᴀʀᴜ? ‘ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʜᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴏꜱᴛ ᴀ ʀᴀᴄᴇ? ᴏʜ ᴡᴀɪᴛ ‘ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴀʀᴜ ʟᴏꜱᴛ? ᴏʀ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ “ᴍᴇꜱꜱɪɴɢ” ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴀʀᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ꜱᴀʏɪɴɢ? ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʜᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ ᴘᴏꜱꜱᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ʜᴀʀᴜ'ꜱ ʙᴏᴅʏ ʜᴀʜᴀ. ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜɪʟʟ ᴏʀ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀ ʟɪꜰᴇ. ꜱᴇʀɪᴏᴜꜱʟʏ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴜᴍʙᴇꜱᴛ ꜱʜɪᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ. ᴡᴇʟʟ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴀ ʙɪɢ ꜰᴀɴ ᴏꜰ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀ ꜱʜɪᴛ ɪɴ ꜰʀᴇᴇ. ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴀɴɪᴍᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀ ꜱʜɪᴛ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ “ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴘɪʀɪᴛ” (ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ʙᴜᴛ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ʜᴀʀᴜ ʜᴀꜱ ʙᴜɪʟᴅ ɪɴ ʜɪꜱ ᴍɪɴᴅ) ꜱᴇᴇᴍᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴘᴏꜱꜱᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ʜᴀʀᴜ'ꜱ ʙᴏᴅʏ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜱᴏ ʟᴀᴜɢʜᴀʙʟᴇ, ᴍʏ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ꜱᴇʀɪᴏᴜꜱ ᴋɴᴏᴡ? ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀɴʏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʀɪᴅɪᴄᴜʟᴏᴜꜱ. ᴡᴇ ᴅɪᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪꜰ ᴡᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ ꜱᴇʀɪᴏᴜꜱʟʏ ᴏʀ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ, ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ?! (＃`Д´) ?

ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ. ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ ʟɪᴇꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ ʜᴀʀᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪᴍꜱᴇʟꜰ! ɴᴏᴛ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ! ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜᴀʀᴜ ɪꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢᴇꜱᴛ ᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʟʟʏ. ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʜᴀʀᴜ. ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ɪꜱꜱᴜᴇꜱ ᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʟʟʏ ᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴇᴀʀ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ ᴏʀ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ ɪꜱ ɪɴᴅᴇᴇᴅ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴅᴇɴʏ (ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ꜰᴜʟʟʏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜰᴇᴀʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ). ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʜᴀꜱ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ. ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ʜɪᴍ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ! ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ꜱᴀʏ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʟʟʏ ᴡʀᴇᴄᴋꜱ ʜᴀʀᴜ ᴜᴘ. ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏ ᴅᴇᴇᴘᴇʀ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʜᴀʀᴜ'ꜱ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟʟʏ ᴍɪꜱᴊᴜᴅɢᴇ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴏʀ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ꜱʜɪᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ! ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇꜱ ᴍᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴀɴɢʀʏ. ʜᴀʀᴜ'ꜱ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛ ᴄᴏɴᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ ɪꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ'ꜱ ꜰᴀᴜʟᴛ! ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ’ᴛ ꜱɪᴛ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴏɴ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ɪꜱ ɪɴ ꜰᴀᴄᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ʙᴀᴅ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ!

ᴏɴ ᴛᴏᴘ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴀᴛ, ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙᴜʟʟꜱʜɪᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ “ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴘɪʀɪᴛ ʜᴀꜱ ᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴀʀᴜ” ʜᴀꜱ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴇꜱᴛʀᴏʏᴇᴅ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴏꜰ ʜᴀʀᴜ'ꜱ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴅᴇᴠᴇʟᴏᴘᴍᴇɴᴛ, ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʜᴀʀᴜ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀᴛ ᴀ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʜᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʟʟʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ. ᴡʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡɪɴɢ ʜɪᴍ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴢᴇʀᴏ? ᴀʟᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ʜᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ꜱᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴅᴇᴠᴇʟᴏᴘᴍᴇɴᴛ? ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ɪᴛ. ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇʏ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ʜᴀʀᴜ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴀʏ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ ʀɪɴ, ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴅᴏɴᴇ ɪᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴀʀᴜ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʜɪᴍꜱᴇʟꜰ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ꜱᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ꜱʜɪᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴘᴏꜱꜱᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴘɪʀɪᴛ. ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀʀᴜ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴀʏ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏ ʀɪɴ. ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪꜰ ʜᴀʀᴜ'ꜱ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢꜱ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ʜɪᴍ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅᴏ ꜰᴏʀ ɴᴏɴꜱᴇɴꜱᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴍᴇᴀʀ ɪɴ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀ.

ᴏᴋ ʟᴇᴛ'ꜱ ɢᴇᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴘɪᴄ. ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴀʀᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ꜱᴡᴀᴍ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ, ɪ’ᴍ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʙᴏᴛʜ ꜰᴇʟᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ɪɴ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴏɴ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴡɪᴍᴍɪɴɢ. ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ʜᴀᴅ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ꜰᴜɴ ꜱᴡɪᴍᴍɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴀʀᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ. ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴀʀʙᴏʀɪɴɢ ᴀɴʏ ɪᴍᴘᴜʀᴇ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢꜱ ᴛᴏᴡᴀʀᴅꜱ ʜᴀʀᴜ! ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢꜱ ��ᴇʀᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟ. ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴀʀᴜ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ꜰᴇᴇʟꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴀᴍᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇꜱ.

ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ “ꜰʀᴇᴇ! ʀᴏᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ” ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʜᴀʀᴜ ᴡᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ, ᴡᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴀʀᴜ. ʜᴇ ɢᴇɴᴜɪɴᴇʟʏ ꜱᴍɪʟᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴏᴘᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ʜᴀʀᴜ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ! ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ꜱᴡɪᴍ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴꜱᴛ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴀ ʀᴀᴄᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ. ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢꜱ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟ ᴛᴏᴏ.

ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴛᴡᴏ. ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴍ! ʜᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀʀᴜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴜʀᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴏʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴍᴇꜱꜱ ʜᴀʀᴜ ᴜᴘ. ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪɴ “ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪɴᴀʟ ꜱᴛʀᴏᴋᴇ”. ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ɪ ʀᴇʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴛᴏ ɪᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ꜱʜɪᴛꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ. ᴅɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʀɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ʜᴏᴡ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ꜰᴇᴇʟ? ꜰᴏʀ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴘᴀɪɴꜰᴜʟ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ʜɪᴍ. ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ʜᴏᴡ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜱᴡɪᴍᴍɪɴɢ ᴀɢᴀɪɴꜱᴛ ʜᴀʀᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋᴀᴇᴅᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴘᴀɪɴꜰᴜʟ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ, ‘ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪᴛ ꜰᴇʟᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴀʏ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴡɪᴍᴍɪɴɢ ɪꜱ ʜᴜʀᴛɪɴɢ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ.. ʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅɴ’ᴛ ɢᴏᴛ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ꜱᴄʀᴇᴇɴᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ꜱʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴏꜰ ʜɪꜱ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀꜱ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜱʜᴏᴡɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛᴏ ʜᴜʀᴛ ᴍᴇ. ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ꜱᴍɪʟɪɴɢ, ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ꜱɪɴɢʟᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. ʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ. ʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴡɪᴍ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴡɪᴍ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪɴᴀʟ! ʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ꜱᴘᴀʀᴋ ᴏꜰ ᴊᴏʏ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ɪɴ ʜɪᴍ. ᴜɴʟɪᴋᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ꜱᴇᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜɪʀᴅ ꜱᴇᴀꜱᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴀᴅ….

ɴᴏᴡ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴡɪᴍ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ, ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟɪꜰᴇ, ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴘʀᴇꜱꜱᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴛᴏ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴏꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴛᴀᴛᴜꜱ ᴏʀ ᴛɪᴛʟᴇ, ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀᴄʜɪᴇᴠᴇᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ. ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟʟꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ʟɪꜰᴇ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴜꜱᴛ ꜰᴜʟꜰɪʟʟ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪꜱ ʀᴇQᴜɪʀᴇᴅ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ. ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ��ᴏ ᴀ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴛᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ɪᴛ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴡɪᴍᴍɪɴɢ ꜱᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ. ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏ ʟᴏɴɢᴇʀ ꜱᴇᴇɴ ᴀꜱ ᴀ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ʙᴇɪɴɢ. ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀɴ ᴏʙᴊᴇᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴄʜɪᴇᴠᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟꜱᴇ'ꜱ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ’ꜱ ʟɪꜰᴇ! ʜᴇ ɪꜱɴ’ᴛ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ.

ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ʟᴏᴠᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴡɪᴍ, ʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɢᴇɴᴜɪɴᴇʟʏ ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴꜱ, ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʜᴇ’ꜱ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʀᴇꜱꜱᴜʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ. ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴡɪᴍ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ? ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ. ɪᴛ ɪꜱ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ ᴄᴏɴꜰʟɪᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏ ʟᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴡᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴡɪᴍ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ.

ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ ɴɪᴄᴇ. ꜱᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ’ꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴡɪᴍᴍɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ?! ᴅᴜᴅᴇ ʜᴇ’ꜱ ᴀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀꜱꜱʜᴏʟᴇ. ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴍᴇ ꜱᴏ ᴀɴɢʀʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡ ꜰɪꜱᴛꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴀʙʟᴇꜱ! ɪ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ɪꜱ ꜰᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴄᴇ, ᴘʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴄᴇ ɴᴏɴ ꜱᴛᴏᴘ! ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇ’ꜱ ᴛᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ɪꜱɴ’ᴛ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ʜɪꜱ ᴏᴡɴ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴏʀ ʜᴀꜱ ʜɪꜱ ᴏᴡɴ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛꜱ.

ʜᴇ’ꜱ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ꜱᴀʏɪɴɢ ꜱʜɪᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ “ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴅᴏᴡɴ” ᴏʀ “ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ” ᴏʀ “ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴊᴏʙ ᴛʜɪꜱ, ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴊᴏʙ ᴛʜᴀᴛ”. ʜᴇ ɢɪᴠᴇꜱ ᴀ ᴅᴀᴍɴ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴏʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ. ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ'ꜱ ᴏᴡɴ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢꜱ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ. ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ɪꜱ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴀɴ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀ ʟɪꜰᴇʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀꜱ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ʜɪꜱ ꜱᴀᴋᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍꜱ. ɪꜰ ʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ, ʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇ ᴏʀ ꜱᴇᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ᴜɴʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʜᴇ ɪꜱ.

ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴇ! ʜᴏᴡ ᴅᴀʀᴇ ʜᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴀʏ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴍ?! ʜᴇ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛꜱ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴ ᴇxʜɪʙɪᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴅɪꜱɢᴜꜱᴛɪɴɢ! ɪ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ᴡᴏʀᴅꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ. ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʜɪᴍ ꜱᴡɪᴍ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙɪɢ ᴀꜱꜱ ᴛᴀɴᴋ ꜱᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪᴇᴡ ᴏꜰ ʜɪꜱ “ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴏꜰ ᴀʀᴛ”. ʜᴏᴡ ꜱɪᴄᴋ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ, ᴛᴏ ꜰᴏʀᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍꜱ ᴏɴ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ?

ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴇʀɪᴏᴜꜱ? “ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴅɪꜱᴀᴘᴘᴏɪɴᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴʏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ”? ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɪᴅᴅɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ?! ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ɪꜱ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ, ᴛʜʀᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴏʟᴅ ꜰᴀʀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ɪꜱɴ’ᴛ ꜱᴀᴛɪꜱꜰɪᴇᴅ?? ʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇꜱᴛʀᴏʏ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪꜱ ᴏᴡɴ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ꜱᴀᴛɪꜱꜰɪᴇᴅ? ʜᴇ’ꜱ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴀᴡᴀʏ! ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅɪɴɢ ʜɪꜱ ꜰʀᴇᴇᴅᴏᴍ.

ꜱᴇʀɪᴏᴜꜱʟʏ ɪ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴛᴡᴏ ʙɪɴᴅꜱ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ. ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴏᴡᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴀɴ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ? ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ʜᴇ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ꜱᴏʀʀʏ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴀɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀɴᴛꜱ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʜɪᴍ? ᴏʀ ꜰᴇᴇʟꜱ ɢᴜɪʟᴛʏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴍ ᴏʀ ᴛʜɪɴᴋꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀᴛ ꜰᴀᴜʟᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ (ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ꜱᴏ ʙᴜᴛ ᴋʏᴏᴀɴɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇꜱ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴘᴜʟʟ ɴᴇxᴛ)? ᴏʀ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴀɴ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄʜᴏꜱᴇ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ‘ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʜᴇ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴛᴀʟᴇɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴜꜱᴇ ʜɪᴍ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇʟɪᴠᴇ ᴀʟʟ ʜɪꜱ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍꜱ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ? ɪ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ ᴅᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪꜱᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ ɪ ꜱᴏᴍᴇʜᴏᴡ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ʜᴏᴡ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ.. ᴡʜʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴀʟʟ ꜰᴏʀ ʜɪᴍ.. ᴡʜʏ ᴅᴏᴇꜱ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡꜱ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ꜰᴏʀ ʜɪᴍ? ꜰᴏʀ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜɪᴍ.. ɪ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ʜɪᴍꜱᴇʟꜰ. ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ʜɪꜱ ᴘᴀꜱᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ. ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪꜱ ʜɪꜱ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ ʟɪᴋᴇ. ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ʜɪꜱ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ? ᴅɪᴅ ʜᴇ ɢʀᴏᴡ ᴜᴘ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴀʀᴍ-ʜᴇᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ? ɪ ꜱᴡᴇᴀʀ ɪꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱɪᴄᴋ ᴍᴀɴ ɪꜱ ʜɪꜱ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ.. ɪ’ᴍ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴜʀᴅᴇʀ!

ᴀʟꜱᴏ ᴡʜʏ ᴅᴏ ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴡɪꜱʜᴇꜱ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ꜰʀᴇᴇ. ᴛʜᴇ ʙɪʀᴅᴄᴀɢᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ… ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴛᴇᴀʀ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴀᴘᴀʀᴛ TT^TT ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ꜱᴜʀᴘʀɪꜱᴇᴅ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʜᴇ ᴄʀɪᴇꜱ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡꜱ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴀɪʟᴇʀ. o(TヘTo)

ᴀʟꜱᴏ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙʙʏ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴀɴʏ ɪɴꜰᴏʀᴍᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ :( ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛɪɴʏ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ. ɪ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱɴ’ᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀᴅ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ʙʏ ʜɪꜱ ꜱɪᴅᴇ… ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʟᴏɴᴇʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜɴᴇᴀꜱʏ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ.

ɪ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴏʟᴅ ᴍᴀɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɪɴ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴏɴ ᴏʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ᴍᴇᴀɴꜱ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴍ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ꜱᴜʀᴇ. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜰᴏʀɢɪᴠᴇ ʜɪᴍ! ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴛ ʜɪᴍ ꜰʀᴇᴇ! ɪ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪꜱ ʟᴇɢꜱ! ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ɴᴏ ʟᴏɴɢᴇʀ ꜱᴡɪᴍ ᴏʀ ᴀᴄʜɪᴇᴠᴇ ʜɪꜱ ɢᴏᴀʟꜱ ᴏʀ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍꜱ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ʜᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴜꜱᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ɪɴ ꜱᴜᴄʜ ᴀɴ ɪɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴡᴀʏ.. ᴏʀ ᴛʀᴇᴀᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴍɪɴᴅʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ!

ɪᴛ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴜʀᴛꜱ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ꜰᴜɴ ʜᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴏᴡ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ ʜᴇ ɪꜱ ɴᴏᴡ.. ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ’ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴡɪᴍ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪᴛ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʜᴜʀᴛꜱ ʜɪᴍ.

ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʜᴀʀᴜ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ’ꜱ ꜱᴡɪᴍᴍɪɴɢ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴄᴏʟᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴀᴅ. ɪ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇʜᴏᴡ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀʀᴜ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ɪɴ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ‘ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ’ꜱ ʜᴀʀᴜ. ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʜɪᴍ. ʜᴇ ꜱᴀᴠᴇᴅ ꜱᴏ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪꜱ ꜱᴡɪᴍᴍɪɴɢ. ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀʀᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪꜱ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛ ꜱᴛᴀᴛᴇ ɪ’ᴍ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ʜᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ꜰɪɴᴇ. ʜᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴜʀᴇʟʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋᴅᴏᴡɴꜱ ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀʟʟ ʜɪꜱ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ ʙʏ ʜɪꜱ ꜱɪᴅᴇ. ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʟʟ ꜱᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʜɪᴍ ɴᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ. ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʀɪɴ. ʀɪɴ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢɪᴠᴇ ʜᴀʀᴜ ᴜᴘ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ɢᴜᴀʀᴀɴᴛᴇᴇ ɪᴛ. ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴀᴠᴇ ʜᴀʀᴜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ꜱᴡɪᴍᴍɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴀɪʟᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴘᴀʀᴛ 2 ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄʟᴇᴀʀʟʏ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴀʟʀɪɢʜᴛ. ʜᴀʀᴜ ɪꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ.

ɪ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴡɪꜱʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ɪꜱ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴡɪᴍ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴀʀᴜ, ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʜᴇ ɪꜱ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ꜱᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ꜱᴡɪᴍ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪꜱ ᴏᴡɴ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪꜱ ꜱᴍɪʟᴇ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏꜱ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇɴᴜɪɴᴇʟʏ ꜱᴡɪᴍ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ. 💜

ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ 3 ʙɪɢ ᴡɪꜱʜᴇꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴛ 2.

1. ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ɪꜱ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ ɪꜱ ɴᴏ ʟᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴛɪᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴏʟᴅ ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇ ᴏꜰ ꜱʜɪᴛ! ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ʟɪᴠᴇ ʜɪꜱ ᴏᴡɴ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇ ꜰʀᴇᴇ! ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪꜱ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴏᴜꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ + ʜᴀᴘᴘɪɴᴇꜱꜱ TT^TT ! 💜 💜 💜 ᴀʟꜱᴏ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪɴꜰᴏʀᴍᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ! ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴀʟʟ ᴍʏ Qᴜᴇꜱᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴀɴꜱᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ. ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴜꜱʜ ʜɪᴍ! ᴇʟꜱᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴀʙʟᴇꜱ!

2. ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍʏ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴀɢʀᴇᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ. ʀɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴏᴜꜱᴜᴋᴇ ꜱᴡɪᴍᴍɪɴɢ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ! ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ɢʀᴀɴᴛ ᴜꜱ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡɪꜱʜ ᴋʏᴏᴀɴɪ! ɪᴛ ʜᴀꜱ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ꜱᴏ ʟᴏɴɢ. 💜 

3. ᴀ ʀᴇʟᴀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴀʀᴜ, ɪᴋᴜʏᴀ, ʀɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ !!!ᴋᴀᴇᴅᴇ!!! ᴋᴀᴇᴅᴇ ꜱᴛᴏᴘ ꜱᴡɪᴍᴍɪɴɢ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ! ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴡɪᴍ ɪɴ ᴀ ʀᴇʟᴀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰɪɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀɴꜱᴡᴇʀꜱ. ꜱᴛᴏᴘ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀ ʟᴏɴᴇʀ ʙᴀᴋᴀ! ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ꜱᴍɪʟᴇʏ ᴛᴏᴏ 💜 💜 💜

ɪ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴀꜱ ꜱᴏᴏɴ ᴀꜱ ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟᴇ! o(TヘTo)

ᴏᴋᴀʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ɪᴛ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ. ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ ꜱᴜᴘᴘᴏꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴍʏꜱᴇʟꜰ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ꜱᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ꜱʜɪᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ. ʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴇꜱꜱ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴜᴘ! ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴀ ꜰᴀᴄᴛ! ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ʜᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ, ᴀʟʙᴇʀᴛ ɪꜱ ʜᴜʀᴛɪɴɢ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ. ʜᴇ'ꜱ ꜱᴜꜰꜰᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ! ɪ ꜱᴡᴇᴀʀ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ʙᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀᴍɴ ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʟᴍᴏꜱᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴᴀʟʏᴢᴇꜱ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɴᴇᴜᴛʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛʟᴇꜱꜱʟʏ? ᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ɴᴏᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴇꜱᴇʀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʜᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴏɴ! ɪ'ᴍ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ꜱɪᴄᴋ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ.