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yourlocalxenomorph3 · 5 months

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am i the only one who's like. not that impressed with minecraft's next update. like..... yaaaaay, new wolf colors. cool. a new pain-in-the-ass skeleton variant... wooooow....... can you please update and fix the core features of the game that already exist instead of adding new features that aren't connected to anything else that less than half of players are going to utilize

#xenospeak #minecraft #how about updating the end. how about fixing the enchanting system. what about the deep dark “portal”. do something with that maybe.#im seeing so much praise for the next update and im like ??? it's not that much???? also they fucking nerfed villager trading REALLY BAD???#also tangentially related i hate mojang's logic.#“oh we're not adding fireflies because they're poisonous to frogs and we don't want children to accidentally kill frogs irl :(”#but then they turn around and add armadillos that shed their scutes #... armadillos aren't reptiles. they don't- they don't shed their whole fucking scutes. what. huh. that's not how that works.#“oh we want minecraft to be realistic” you can walk up to a wild wolf and tame it with bones dropped by a living skeleton.#fuck off with the fucking “realism” garbage and find a better excuse for all the features you promised but never added #also keep in mind you can feed a parrot a cookie and it dies instantly. like. be fucking consistent.#let kids find out the hard way that feeding frogs fireflies might kill them #idk. i don't like how soft and squishy mojang has gotten #if the creeper was suggested as a mob today? mojang would instantly shoot it down because it's too harsh and punishing and scary

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