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trash-and-trash-accessories · 9 months ago
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"cis bisexual women are evil"
The average bisexual woman isn't particularly evil.
Villanelle, who kills hundreds of people a year and torments the object of her obsession into becoming just as twisted and monstrous as her is an outlier and should not have been counted.
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love-belle · 11 months ago
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looked for stars and i found a supernova !!!
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which it takes a random song drop and a feature from a university student for their relationship to come to light.
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for when it became true, opposites do attract. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
social media au // charles leclerc x fem!sargeant!reader
warnings - language
author's note - i am SO sorry i have no explanation for not posting except for the fact that i am now unemployed (i finished hs and don't start college till like august) and i just do Nothing the entire day. i love u all thank u for sticking around <3
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yourusername boys are SO stupid and it's so endearing and frustrating like u r such a DUMBASS pls let me kiss u on the lips (i did ❤️)
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-> username she's for the girlies every man back OFFFFFF
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-> yourusername he hasn't stopped calling me i had to block his number
-> logansargeant UNBLOCK my number i am your BLOOD
-> yourusername fuck off i will call mom
-> logansargeant have you ever known sanity in your life
-> yourusername have you ever felt loved
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-> username she did NOT need to do him like that
-> username oh that was FOUL
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-> username u are an only child it seems
-> logansargeant it's just that she's mean
-> yourusername go and drown in a pond since u wanna act like a silly goose
username why is charles in the likes he don't even follow her
-> username i have the most funniest and silliest theory and im afraid saying it out loud will send logan into early retirement
alex_albon evil laugh
-> yourusername i pay u ENOUGH. any more and i will have to involve my lawyer WHAT DO U WANT
-> alex_albon ferrari has exceptional pasta
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-> alex_albon oh! absolutely nothing!
-> username i am screaming what the fuck
-> username "little clusterfuck of a twink" OH MY GOD
username crazy how everything she says is so real idk if that's the fan in me or i am just way too fucking down bad for her
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username love love LOVE see this rep bc my man is such an idiot but it's ok cus he's my princess
-> yourusername YOU GET IT !!!!! he's my princess <3
logansargeant what are you doing
-> yourusername tryna slut him out n then build a lego set w him
-> logansargeant i always knew you would be the one to bring generational shame to our family what is this behaviour
logansargeant what happened to "if i ever talk to a man again i want you to be disappointed in me" ?
-> yourusername u were disappointed in me nonetheless fym
-> logansargeant i
-> maxverstappen1 i can tell we would be great friends yourusername
-> logansargeant no way
logansargeant what happened to BIOLOGY you were supposed to be STUDYING
-> yourusername i did study
-> yourusername his anatomy
-> alex_albon logan just deleted this app i hope you're happy
-> username Y/N PLEASE HESITATE
-> username CRYINF SHE'S SO UNHINGED
username the way i can feel logan's mortification through the screen 😭😭
username when will it be me
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-> yourusername this might be my favourite comment ever i adore u
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username everyday i learn something new about y/n and everyday i praise the lord that i can exist at the same time as her
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charles_leclerc you're in her dms, i wrote a song for her in under a day when we weren't even dating. we are not the same.
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username CRYING WHAT THE FUCK
username oh my god is this real
username CRYING THE SONG IS TOO GOOD
username HIS VLOCE JIS VOICE HIS VLICE HIS VOICE
username going crazy rn what the fuck
username HELLO?????? WHAT IS THIS
username need me a man like this thank u
username too much unpack he has a GIRLFRIEND and it's Y/N
-> username HE PULLS??? HE PULLED HER???
username this is life altering
username shaking from excitement i cannot WAIT for logan to download instagram again and be Surprised
landonorris disgusting
-> charles_leclerc forgive me for not wanting to hide my love ☹️
-> username NAH WHO GOT HIM LIKE THIS
username "thinking bout her eyes every hour she's my wildflower" OH HE'S IN LOVEEEE LOVE
username his voice oh my god
-> username tears dripping down my thighs
-> username OHMYGOD
maxverstappen1 "we are not the same" thank god
-> charles_leclerc bubonic plague 🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠
-> username nurse he's out 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
-> username nah who got him being funny
-> username DID PEOPLE SERIOUSLY NOT LISTEN TO THE SONG
-> username NO WAY THAT'S Y/N AT THE END
-> username "okaaaaaaay" CRYINF I LOVE THEM
username my life has been divided into before this song and after this song and im so grateful for that
username i think the most important thing here is who out of all his friends owns a toyota in which the heat don't work
username crying bc wdym charles wrote a song for his gf when they weren't even dating
username in love with y/n's voice at the end WHY IS THAT SO CUTE
-> username screaming i need this song injected in my veins
yourusername craaaaaaaazy how u never told me that ⁉️
-> charles_leclerc details details
yourusername cool song
-> charles_leclerc thank you i wrote it for my girlfriend
yourusername AHSHDHDJJSJSJAJS IN LOVE THIS WAS SO GOOD UR VOICE IS INSANE I LOVE IT SO MUCH
-> charles_leclerc THANK YOU !! ❤️
-> username they make me SICK
-> username calm bf 🤝 hyperactive gf
username the most important question is did logan re download this app
-> yourusername he did but then he saw this post, heard the song and deleted it again
-> yourusername he's just bitter i am bsfs with max before him
-> logansargeant disowned
-> yourusername my grad pic on the mantle BEGS to differ !!!!!! u are on the piano u have no room to talk
-> logansargeant i'm pushing you out of this year's christmas card
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yourusername got him to say he would still love me if i was a worm n now we go on walks and i point at every worm and say sorry i can't be her
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username NO WAY THIS JS REAL
username i just want a detailed description of how they met and who asked the other out ☝️😞
username my roman empire the fuck
username the way their personalities crash when will it be me
username THE CAPTION IM SCREAMING
username the way she will never let that man know peace and i am so EXCITED
username she's so unhinged i love her
username LET IT ONCE BE ME PLEASEEE
username blocked (im laying on the highway tonight)
username the way i know logan had to be sedated
-> username my man did nothing wrong why are they torturing him 😭
alex_albon we're down one driver at williams
-> yourusername is it a good time to tell u that i recently got my license
-> logansargeant YOU FAILED YOUR TEST 5 TIMES FUCK OFFFFFFF
-> yourusername big emotions
-> username im cryinf what do you mean shw faield the test 5 TIMES ????
username LMAOO THE LAST SLIDE 😭😭😭 I LOVE HER
username parents dare i say
username max is not happy i can tell
-> yourusername i received a very strongly worded message from him yesterday and the only thing i could make out was that he's a bitch for charles like. a BITCH.
-> maxverstappen1 blasphemy
-> logansargeant NO WAY you're buddies with MAX VERSTAPPEN before ME back OFFFFFF
-> yourusername nurse he is out again 🗣️🗣️🗣️
-> username what are they doing to my boy 😭
logansargeant y/n please. THINK.
-> yourusername i did
-> logansargeant AND ?
-> yourusername he's nice i will keep him
-> logansargeant NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-> yourusername god forbid a girl wants to date a questionable man
-> charles_leclerc ?
username crazy how this is the most random couple ever and we're instantly like PARENTS !!!!
-> username i for once love them like the cultural clashes we're gonna get heh
charles_leclerc my love please
-> yourusername my pronouns are she not her because i'll never be her 🪱
-> charles_leclerc stop
charles_leclerc and can you please tell your brother to hesitate before speaking? he just offered me candy and a dollar to break up with you
-> yourusername FUCK U I AM WORTH WAY MORE THAN CANDY AND A DOLLAR
-> charles_leclerc that is not the issue here
charles_leclerc pretty girl
-> logansargeant keep your thoughts to yourself you hormonal vulgarian
-> yourusername TIME OUT FOR U let my bf live
-> charles_leclerc this is how my life is going to be from now on?
-> yourusername are u complaining (threatening)
-> username i KNOW logan is shaking behind the screen he just called charles leclerc a hormonal vulgarian
-> username sibling rage takes people places they wouldn't go with a gun
username this is hilarious
username logan's likes on twt are mind blowing like what do u MEAN u wish the plague on ur sister 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
-> yourusername u should see what his texts look like
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-> username siblings ❤️
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charles_leclerc silently working on our own little crafts in the same room tonight, queen? ❤️
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username CRYINGGGGG I HATE HIS GUTS
username LET IT ONCE BE ME HOLY SHITTTTTT
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-> yourusername he has one in every colour with diff fonts :((((
-> username GOODBYE
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-> username charles might've just set a standard idk NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS
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username the matching rings wow god really does have favourites
yourusername wait a sec i got 12000% error on my scale
-> landonorris how do you even manage to do that
-> yourusername if u think women don't belong in stem just say that
-> landonorris STOP IT MY PR TEAM IS HUNTING ME DOEN FOR SPROT TAKE JT BACK
-> charles_leclerc shame on you
-> landonorris WJAT DID I DO
-> username crying they're terrorizing people for fun 😭
-> username we deserve this
yourusername fighting demons (a degree that i chose to study) to be on my phone bc my BOYFRIEND posted
-> charles_leclerc don't give logan more reasons to send me vaguely veiled threats
-> yourusername he does WHAT
-> logansargeant sending him links on how people got away with murder is HARDLY a threat idk why you're like this
-> username no way they got him UNHINGED
-> username 😭😭😭😭😭 he's so
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-> charles_leclerc i am right there
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-> charles_leclerc i am too dumb to understand this but you are the prettiest
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-> yourusername leave me ALONE
username i hope all the happy couples break up (why couldn't it be me in a relationship)
username SCREAMING HE'S SO DOWN BAD
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gabrielsbubblegumbitch · 1 year ago
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Do you have any headcanons as to velvette’s sexuality? Doesn’t have to be anything about a ship. I’ve been looking for wlw headcanons, and while I do adore Chaggie, I want to hear more about the other queer women in the show!
I do! I headcanon her as bisexual and aromantic. As I've mentioned before, Velvette has a complicated relationship with men. She finds men attractive and enjoys it when an attractive (and probably very brave) man asks her out, and they can have a good time. But most of the time, she finds them annoying, either too boring or too toxic. She has never met a man she would find as intense as her without him trying to dominate her. She finds those attempt disgusting and effort required to deal with men completely not worth it.
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During her mortal life, she was too consumed by jealousy to truly understand how much said jealousy is fueled by desire. But after death, when she got rid of her insecurities and felt empowered, she realized how much she really appreciates femininity. She's aesthetically obsessed with female bodies but not in a creepy, male-gazey way. She doesn't feel the need to own or dominate them; she just wants to put them in nice, comfortable clothes that lend them the empowerment she feels and admire how good they look. She sometimes has temporary girlfriends, her favorite muses whom she likes to spoil with her money. But it never lasts for long because, like other messed up and evil people, she has serious intimacy issues and can't get attached. Since she doesn't have time, nor patience to establish relationships - even purely sexual - she sometimes visits Valentino's establishment. Girls working there are always happy to see her (though let's be honest, the bar is low) because she treats them well, and if someone becomes her favorite, she goes out of her way to protect her from Val's aggression.
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doctorwenqing · 2 years ago
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Chiss Fan Survey 2023
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Here's the results of the Chiss fan survey for this year! We had a huge turnout, with 464 responses! Here's a link to the slide deck if that's more accessible for you.
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First some demographics: most people surveyed came from Twitter but we also had a pretty good turnout from Tumblr this year!
The majority of people surveyed still came from the United States, but we also had some new countries make it on the map this year.
Most people fell within the 18-34 age range.
As always, I love how Thrawn attracts the autistic audience. Interestingly, the same percentage of people said they’re neurodivergent this year as did last year, but the proportion of them that are autistic grew by about 7%.
Again just a disclaimer that these results are not necessarily representative of the overall Thrawn fan community as I reach a very specific demographic, but over half of the people surveyed are women and almost a third are non-binary. 20% identify as transgender.
About a third of people surveyed are bisexual or pansexual.
Another thing I love is how many people in the community fall under the asexual and aromantic umbrellas. Asexuality is the second most common sexuality reported on this survey.
There’s about 8% fewer single people and 4% more married people than last year so congratulations!
A new question this year is how people's partners feel about Star Wars. For most, it seems they’re the bigger Star Wars fan between them and their partner(s)
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Moving on to the actual Thrawn questions, the majority of people surveyed got into Thrawn around 2020.
The spikes on the read/watch order graph show the most popular reading/watch order, so Rebels> Thrawn> Alliances> Treason> Chaos Rising> Greater Good> Lesser Evil> Ahsoka.
Most people had seen Star Wars Rebels and read at least Thrawn (2017).
Over half of people surveyed have read Heir to the Empire, and overall more people report reading Legends than in last year’s survey.
To get the book ranking, I gave each book an average rank based on people's votes and ordered them that way. Thrawn 2017 was by far the most popular of the books.
The most popular choice for a new book book was an "Eli Vanto in the Ascendancy" book.
Despite Ahsoka filling in what happened after Rebels, the percentage of people who are interested in a Thrawn and Ezra Post-Rebels story has not decreased and has in fact increased slightly.
The love for Thranto is very apparent in the ship portion of the survey.
There’s also a good percentage of people who don’t ship Thrawn with anyone, and then OC or selfships are also somewhat popular.
I included a reminder as to what the Thrawn Designs options were. Ascendancy Thrawn was far and away the most popular design for Thrawn. People also liked the 2018 comic version. Least popular was the Heir to the Empire comic design.
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Despite what people may have expected, overall Chiss fans were happy with Live Action Thrawn.
In particular, they liked the casting and the dialogue. The most disliked bits were Thrawn’s storyline and inconsistencies with the books.
I also need it to be noted that more than one person wrote in that they liked “how cunty" live action Thrawn was.
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Thrawn fans get involved in several different ways
Almost a third have made Thrawn art and 40% wrote something.
Several people went to the Chiss fan meetup this year.
60% of people bought something Thrawn related.
Books was the top item purchased, with over half of people who bought something buying at least one book and most buying several books.
Comics were also popular with the reprinting of the 2018 comic.
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Please let me know if you have any questions or would like me to cross-analyze anything!
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typingdyslexiaisathing · 2 months ago
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Talk of Sexy Things (Trigun Maximum) fanfiction
summary: Wolfwood asks his former lover what she first noticed about him. Leading to a long talk of sexy things. Inspired by @drunkenlionwrites and their amazing fanfic.
content: Established relationships. Casual talk. Talk about romance, sexy things, and mostly teenage gossip stuff. Wolfwood being a loveable pest for Retha to be so right back. Mention of mature subjects of romance, making love, and former lovers turned loving friends/family dynamics. Vash gets a bit jealous for Retha to kind of floor him a bit. Hints at possible polygamy and bisexual ideas.
"So? What is it? What's the first thing you noticed about Vash?"
Retha finally tuned back into the current conversation to all but drop her tools into the engine compartment of the jeep. Her brain catching up with the given implications of said conversation for her to roll her eyes and huff. Making Wolfwood snort a laugh from his perch next to Retha as he smoked his cigarette. Sunglasses hiding the glint of mischief in his eyes as Retha leaned further into the engine compartment to fetch the tool she dropped. A growl coming from her as she direct her ire at the man next to her. "Since when the Hell do you bring up topics that teenage girls giggle over? Seriously, Nick. Are you that bored with us being stuck here until I fix the jeep? Or are you plotting something for me to hang you for later?"
Wolfwood chuckled that rich sound that had Retha's toes curl in her shoes. The one that had attracted her to the smartass the first time they had met. Yet Wolfwood just let the silence linger before he spoke up again to clarify. "The insurance girls were having a talk with the Needle Noggin to have Meryl ask what he sees in random women. Only for the conversation to go tits and ass up. So now I'm asking you the very pointed question. What's the first thing that caught your eye when it comes to that very sexy troublemaker?"
Retha rolled her eyes again for her blush to sting her whole frame. Yet she did decide to answer the question honestly and directly. A grunt of effort from her working on the jeep sounding out before she said point blank, "Legs. That angel has legs any horny dork would want to test in bed or a backseat." Wolfwood choked and coughed on his cigarette to hack and sputter like he inhaled the smoke entirely. Making Retha smirk in a kind of satisfied triumph. With Wolfwood gagging and coughing a few more times before he was able to say anything coherent. "Shit, Retha... You really do hate me... Trying to have me die from eating my smokes... You evil creature..."
Wolfwood then paused for Retha to hear the gears turning before Wolfwood sighed with a pointed notation to it. A wistful layer to his words as he stated in a lower tone, "Now that you mention it... Most wouldn't even notice that when the Needle Noggin wears that long red coat all the time. But he does have mighty fine legs. Great ass." Retha barked out a laugh to say with amusement, "What ass? He doesn't have one to speak of, Nick. He gets it roasted too much to have one anymore." Wolfwood burst out laughing at that comment to cackle and grin with fiendish delight. Which was what Retha was aiming for as she finished with the engine and stood back up straight. Her arms soon stretching to the sky for her to lean all the way back so her spine would stop complaining. But then Wolfwood laced his hand around to pull Retha into his front for a good hug. Letting her rest against him as his hands started massaging into her spine at her hips. Those calloused fingers sneaking under her shirt to get at all those pesky sore spots as Retha hummed a happy note.
Retha felt the moment shift into something warm and heated. The two of them shifting ever closer as Wolfwood rested his chin on Retha's head to chuckle that rich sound again. "Retha Gwendolyne Heise. You are the most wonderful pain in my ass I've ever known. I don't know if you are going to have me die from laughter or from frustration or both. But I'll have no regrets if those prove true. Also. In case you ever wondered. Your sass and ass were what caught my attention first. Both are superb." Retha huffed to give Wolfwood a smack in his side that made him chuckle. Yet she felt flattered instead of annoyed to note, "The sass was the first thing?" Wolfwood kept up that massage to Retha's spine to note with rumbled warmth, "Oh yes. Sass and sweetness and the afternotes of cynical sarcasm. All rolled into one as you finished repairs on that bar's kitchen sink. Then you bent over to grab something and the shirt rode up to reveal that prime grade tush. I wasn't the only guy in the bar that took notice. I was the one that glared at them so they didn't make any cat calls or whistles over it. Not a smart thing to do when said fine tush is holding a power drill."
Both of them laughed for Retha to melt into Wolfwood's frame. Soaking in his presence and body heat for Retha to revel in that first meeting so long ago. She'd seen Wolfwood in the bar after spending hours working to fix various things for the bar owner. A finely sculpted man in a black suit attire and sunglasses. All smirking teeth and rugged mystery as he'd walked to take a seat at the bar counter. He'd offered to hold her tools as she worked. Soon shrugging out of his coat and shirt to help with the repair work. Meaning Retha had gotten to be up close and sweaty with Wolfwood in bare chested glory and toned arms. Very distracting for a horny virgin like her. Yet they'd talked and laughed the entire time for night to fall. The bar owner giving them a key to a spare bedroom with a queen sized bed. A bottle of good whiskey shared for Retha and Wolfwood to soon drink of each other. It had been a slow and heated delight to make Wolfwood her first lover. Retha had zero regrets to having asked Wolfwood to make love with her. He'd started out smirking and teasing to soon have her melting in his arms. Only to be a true gentleman the next morning when Retha was groaning and piecing her brains back together when she woke up. They'd spent several weeks doing that making love and morning after care to settle into a grounding friendship slash first time at love dynamic. Until Wolfwood had to leave to promise Retha that he'd found a delightful and priceless bond that would always be there. Retha had said they would never be exes or on bad terms. They simply were ones who loved and had loved to fall into whatever came next.
Retha felt herself soak back into the moment to notice how Wolfwood was getting all riled up. Just as she was for Retha to give a low moan of pure want. "Nick... You should know... The first thing I saw in you was something I still love... That being your very big and loving heart..." Wolfwood stilled to then give a melted hum. His fingers tracing up Retha's spine to then nestle into her hair at the base of her head. "Well now. Here I thought it was my dashing smile and the fact I was shirtless for a good long while." Retha chuckled to note with a smirk, "Oh that did get my vehement attention. Such very fine abs and pecs and tits are a perfect package deal." Wolfwood cackled into Retha's hair to hug her to his front. But then Retha placed a kiss to his sternum that made Wolfwood shiver as she spoke against his skin. "You are a handsome and finely sculpted work of art. But that heart within is the real gold, Nick. Real. Priceless. Gold."
Wolfwood shuddered to give a hard growl of hunger. But then both of them jumped when a certain someone cleared her throat. Both Retha and Wolfwood turning to see Meryl openly glaring at them with both arms crossed. With Milly beside her to smile and give a wave of her hand to say, "It would have been rude to interrupt. So we were going to wait. But it's about to get dark and we need to get to the inn before all the rooms get booked." Wolfwood gave a sigh of resignation to nod and let Retha go. Only to then give Retha a twirl before spinning Retha into a waiting Vash the Stampede. Who looked to be a mixture of highly annoyed and extremely turned on. Which had Retha blink to then smile up at Vash with that look of understanding. Yet Vash just held Retha close to nuzzle his nose to hers. His way of stating he adored her and would work to make their upcoming conversation civil when they did have it. So Retha leaned up to give Vash a loving kiss that made him meep. Yet Wolfwood was the one to fish the keys for the Jeep out of the vehicle and get it started. Soon tossing the keys to his motorcycle to Retha for her to catch and give him a salute. Wolfwood then got into the driver's side of the Jeep as the insurance girls clambered into the now idling vehicle. So Retha led Vash to the motorcycle for them to watch as Wolfwood and the girls drove off.
Vash stayed behind Retha to hug her and give a long sigh of air. His emotions in turmoil as Retha let the silence linger. But soon, Vash spoke up to sound conflicted. "You still have feelings for him?" Retha nodded to then just speak directly and openly. "Always will. Nicholas D. Wolfwood is one of the finest men in all existence. He's highly attractive and someone I will always love in many ways. Anyone would want more romps with such a sexy man when he fits their particular kind of desires and fantasies. It's human." Vash let that truth linger to then still when Retha kept going. "He asked what the first thing I noticed about you that I found to be sexy. I said it was your legs and barely there ass." Vash gave a meep to then snort out a laugh at how pointed that was. But then Retha turned around in his arms for her to place her hands to his face. Her words all but molten like the mid day heat during cloudless weather. "Vash. You have the most gorgeously sculpted face I've ever seen in my life. A lithe yet sublime frame underneath the coat and cheerful carefree mask. Scarred all over yet so... Breathtakingly divine... Your eyes are the perfect color of heavenly blue... A smile that leaves me smiling right back... But it's your heart I fell in love with. That chipped yet stunning heart of glorious star diamond hues I keep falling in love with. Just having you brush a fingertip against my skin leaves me fully ready to tumble into all of you for you to do so right back. On whatever surface we might get to before I take you in ways we'd both want."
Vash gave a hard groan of pure carnal want to shudder from head to toe. His pants for air washing against Retha's lips as she kissed him again. A good long kiss that left them both gasping for air once it finished. So Vash was left with zero doubts as Retha rubbed her nose to his to let those words soak into this moment. Vash noting with a slight squeak, "God above, Retha. Nick will kill us both if we give in and use his bike for our bare surface. So please, for both our sakes, don't say anything more." Retha chuckled to just give Vash's cheeks a gentle squishing before she stepped back. Getting on the motorcycle to gun the engine as Vash got into the side car. But then Retha looked to her beloved blonde to ask him, "Well? You gonna tell me what you first saw in me?" Vash didn't even think when he answered with a warm, "Your giggle and your smile. Had my heart all but fly off on me." Retha gave that rare giggle for Vash to sigh in pure bliss. But then Retha asked, "And what was it for Nick?" Vash blushed to look like his brain wasn't putting two and two together. But Vash just covered his face with a hand to say point blank, "No comment."
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scarletspider-lily · 1 year ago
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this bullshit discourse around cishet aromantic men is driving me insane and im not aromantic or aspect in the slightest but i gotta rant. because it's just getting very ridiculous at this point, because people make assumptions about everyone and also want to twist the definition of being queer- for some reason?? 1) "well- well they dont get oppressed!! >:(" sorry, pause, why the FUCK are we making "oppression" a part being lgbtq+ ? is this some new fucking requirement?? are you people okay?? i dont give a fuck if some queer child has had the best life ever in a super inclusive area from the second they were born, i would be happy for them?? maybe you should too? listen, ive faced oppression for being bisexual, and have felt envious of those with accepting family and whatnot, but what im not going to do is discredit my fellow queer person for facing "less" or no oppression at all for their identity. crazy take, but i think the goal should be to reduce queer oppression...
and oppression is not... some fixed scale type of thing, someone was trying to say that being asked "when will you get married?" to aro people wasn't oppression. as if that is not the only thing aro people face, as if instituitions like marriage dont exist, with certain economic benefits aro people can't partake in, and social constructs making certain people seem "weird" and straight up ostracized from social groups if they choose not to partake in romance.
2) amatonormativity is a thing, look it up. i get that it may be frustrating if you are allo to accept that youve been taught a lot of stuff about romance that seems magical and all encompassing and you dont want to give it up, but no one is asking you to do that. i used to be taken aback at some things aro folks pointed out, but as ive read more, ive realized that romance is wonderful to some people but shouldnt be held up as the ultimate pedestal in society. so, romanticize romance and whatnot if you personally want to, but understand that certain social constructs may harm people, especially those who do not want relationships for whatever reason. plus, learning about amatonormativity has helped me positively go about my own relationships- platonic and otherwise! 3) im gonna piss people off with this one, but please stop with the bullshitty radfem takes about cishet men being the ultimate spawn of satan, or something. the jokes here and there were one thing, but some of you guys actually believing that most of what cishet men do is inherently evil is legitimately concerning and this doesnt do much to actually help any matters. no, the man choosing to have another hookup this week or continuing to fuck a female friend-with-benefits isnt the ultimate enemy here against women. most takes on "hookup culture" generalize a lot of people's experiences, and i know there is research backing multiple perspectives on this, but at the end of the day what needs to be realized is that you cannot stop two consenting people from doing things together. it has no impact on you, and does not have a grand impact on society. unless you have definitive proof that whatever evil man you're talking about is "using women", there's no point to what you are saying, and if there is such a man, cishet aro men still are legitimate in their identity. would you exclude gay people from the community because of gay people who do bad things? would you do that for most identities? no? what makes this so drastically different, then? dont pull the oppression argument again for the love of god anyways, i hope all the cishet aro men and aro people in general are having a nice day. you will always be a part of the lgbtq+ community. dont let anyone tell you otherwise, or discredit you for the amount of "oppression" you face, as im sure they dont know half of any struggles you have. and if you (or any queer person in general) do happen to have few struggles, im very happy for you, as that's how it should be!!
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Red, White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston
4/5⭐
Okay, so I just finished reading this for the first time and I can totally understand why so many people love it. I think this might be the best bad book I've ever read, and I'm saying that because while I love the story and the characters the writing could be better. I don't want to hold against McQuiston too much, though, because this was their debut novel and I have read much, much worse.
The thing that bothered me is that there were times when Henry felt almost like a caricature of a British person. Like I am from the US, but I have watched a lot of BBC -- British Kitchen Nightmares, Broadchurch, Sherlock, etc -- and I read a lot of books by authors from the UK and no British person talks like Henry does. And the British empire is pure evil, let me preface this with that, but there were times when the dialogue was so bad I felt embarrassed for them.
That being said, I really enjoyed this book and I loved the way it dived a little bit into queer history because I am a huge history nerd and queer history is one of my favorite topics. That's why I advocate so heavily against censorship, so I really enjoyed the love letter excerpts. I am going to do more research on that and I am going to be so sad if it turns out those were fake.
I was also very happy to see positive bisexual representation because as a I bisexual person feel like that is non-existent. Like bisexuals are always typecast as cheaters or players, and there is a huge stigma against bisexual men especially. Like I have encountered so many supposedly queer women -- bisexual women even -- who have said absolutely heinous shit about bisexual men and it's like the misogyny is coming from inside the house. Holy shit.
Read up on femmephobia for more on that.
So I had a good time with this book and I do want to get my own copy of it, I think, because while it's not perfect it felt like a warm hug. It's a comfort read and it's very important that we read books about real world issues, but it's also important that we just have things that just make us happy. There is nothing wrong with that.
Happy Pride, y'all🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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gctchella · 1 year ago
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" Hoss, I want you to pray to your god. I want you to pray that he comes and saves you. I want lightning to come down and crash upon my fuckin' head! "
-> So you're a little devil, huh? Come to drag me and my kin to Hell? Well, not today, Satan!
Martha headcanon dump / Interest check. Drop a 🩸 in the replies if you have interest interacting with her, and if you're a multimuse yourself, let me know who you want me to toss her at.
Born in dark baptism of blood and raised in cannibalism & devil worship, Martha is deeply entrenched in damnation and has never desired any other sort of way of being. This is how she is, pure, brutal, raw, sadistic, and hungry for pain and torment. She is an evil soul looking to make the best of her life and live in hedonism, pure and simple.
Her particular worship involves Mammon, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Lucifer, Satan, and a little bit of Lilith. These are the ones who have called to her as her prime sins are Greed, Lust, Gluttony, Pride, and Wrath. However, even if she does worship and offer tribute to them, there's not always someone on the other line - she does get left on read quite often by some of them.. namely Lucifer, who wants little to nothing to do with Sinners in the first place. Still, she calls, and gets aggravated when he doesn't answer. Later I would like to do a post for what she does in regards for her worship of these Infernals, but for now this is what I got. uvu
Martha is not exclusive in her selection of course, she is very open to work with many demons who catch her ear and tempt her with their call. Any who are willing to work with her, any who she might have caught the eye of have a very good chance of working with her. She is willing to do a great many hideous things, she has no restraint except for her family. Speaking of..
Martha is a serial black widower - or, well, she was. There's a long trail of dead vows hanging from her wedding band, tons of hearts of thirsty & lecherous wealthy men left 'pon on her altar to the delicious King Asmodeus ( 'the one true man who knows how to really please a woman.' ). The husband-killing stopped when Ralphie just would not fuckin' die! She tried everything; poisoning, concussions, hitting him with her car, drowning him after hitting him with a motorboat, and straight up electrocuting his ass in the bathtub.
She finally stopped trying when he caught her shotgun shells in his teeth. Man's hardy and is sickly, deeply, twistedly, and hopelessly in love with Martha, and she finally came to respect and admire that, even more so when she began introducing him to the darker aspects of her life such as cannibalism, human taxidermy, and ritualistic killings. She gained a partner-in-crime, true and honest. What she has for him isn't really true love as much as it is a very deep affection and attraction, and he doesn't mind, so long as they can keep on keeping on. They both popped out a couple of children, and the rest is history.
Excellent cook, excellent baker, excellent little house wife who serves up the image of a godly woman quite well. She saves face by going to church on Sundays just to spend her Sunday nights doing very special dark rituals. Duality of woman!
Very vivid in her sexuality. She has a taste for both men and women (bisexual).
While in Hell, she is veeeery curious who it is that got that hit put on her. There's a damn good many who would want her dead, so she doesn't right away suspect only Mayberry. She sees this as some business as deathright to wrap up. She has her ear out. That said, of course Martha is happy in Hell, this is where she wanted to be! She just wasn't ready yet. She wanted to live longer, so revenge is definitely on the mind.
Has a lovely two story cabin in Hell that she and Ralphie both slaughtered the previous owners of and claimed dominion over with their children. The owners, once resurrected, sure learned to stop coming back and left the property well alone.
She is a lovely neighbor of Cannibal Town. Enjoys the festivities a lot! Very active participant in the community even though she doesn't live within the city limits exactly, just somewhere outside of them. Seeks to make a nice relationship with Rosie. :)
The idea of becoming an Overlord is intriguing to her, and it's an idea she is definitely playing around with. For now, her soul belongs to no one.
Martha is still very much into the Kings and Queens she worshiped while she was alive and even has altars to them! Still pays tribute and still carries out rituals in their names. That part of her isn't going away.
I am playing with her from when she was alive and while she is in Hell. Both are going to be fun. :]
Drawing inspiration from .. Tiffany Valentine, Rob Zombie's music and bits of his movies ( "I am the Devil, and I am here to do the Devil's work." ) , and Texas Chainsaw.
Please note: This is devil worship done in the stereotypical Hellaverse & Horror Movies way with a little more knowledge of the actual demons - this is not an accurate depiction of the followings of these actual Infernal Divines.
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BATTLE BEAST's NOORA LOUHIMO Shares Message In Support Of Pride Month
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BATTLE BEAST's Noora Louhimo has shared a message in support of LGBTQ+ Pride Month. Taking place in June, Pride Month is a time when the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender community, their supporters, and allies come together to celebrate love, diversity, acceptance, and unashamed self-pride.
On Saturday (June 1),Noora took to her Instagram to write: "WONDERFUL PRIDE month for LBTGQ+ communities and everyone who agrees for equal love, self and sexuality. I hope that one day we could live in a world where equality would be the norm in all communities.
"As a woman, I unfortunately still face unequal treatment and a certain kind of sexism seems to be built into people's core behavior (which comes from home education) and some don't even realize they are sexist. Also women towards other women and themselves. For example, it is really sad to see/hear women criticizing other women and their sexual expression or showy appearance/dressing. EVERYONE'S OWN LOOK has been the only way for women to express themselves and their own values since time immemorial. The cloak of shame was not invented by women. But unfortunately, instead of encouraging self-expression, we bark and be mean. What one says about another comes from how you see yourself and your own fear.
"Let's take off those cloaks of shame and burn them at the stake. Let's be on each other's side. Let's be on the side of those who need it. Let's jump into other people's shoes and understand that equal treatment is not an everyday life for everyone, but a struggle for it every day.
"The fact that I dress the way I want, demand respectful and equal treatment, am strong-willed, ambitious and determined, speak up for others and myself does not make me a 'bitch'. Crying, talking about my feelings/thoughts and being emotional to everyone doesn't make me weak. It makes me strong and happy when I am openly myself. At the same time, I want to encourage and support others to do the same.
"THIS IS WHY I HAVE THE BATTLE VITCH HORNS OF COURAGE. And I will always continue to fight for equality. In this world, evil is putting oneself above others, narrow realities and being greedy.
"I hope that I can have at least a little influence on how people treat each other with my own example.
"LOVE AND PEACE AND PRIDE
"#pride #equality #humanity #goodvalues #selfesteem #thecloakofshame #proudtobeme #proudofyou"
Louhimo revealed in November that she had been diagnosed with a ruptured left carotid artery, causing the postponement the band's tour. The 35-year-old Finnish musician has since said in an interview that she has "definitely started doing more warm-up before any singing and warming down and taking care of my overall health even more than before." She added: "I really appreciate life more now. I'm thankful for each and every day and every moment that I get to live, I get to love, I get to see. I get to see people. I get to be with my loved ones and with my animals here at home. And now I get to tour in the places that I've always dreamed of. And it's not something that you should take [for] granted."
When Louhimo first revealed her diagnosis seven months ago, she wrote on her social media: "I went to be examined because of a weird pain in the left side of my neck, throat, ear and chin. At ultrasound examination the doctor found the rupture that had already started healing, and he saved my life. I was hospitalized for more exams and finally got confirmation of the situation. I was ordered to have a break on everything that might stress or increase my blood pressure for the next month. Otherwise, I could have a stroke. As you know how passionate I am as a singer and performer, the blood pressure getting high is a guarantee. So, I did not want to take the risk to die with my boots on, not quite yet".
Louhimo joined BATTLE BEAST in 2012 with no previous experience as a metal vocalist but quickly acclimated herself as the replacement for Nitte Valo (a.k.a. Nitte Vänskä).
Less than two years ago, Noora, who in 2021 released her debut solo album, "Eternal Wheel Of Time And Space", under the NOORA LOUHIMO EXPERIENCE banner, admitted publicly that she had been struggling with eating disorders and her weight since she was "a little child" and said that she was "still trying to find a balance." She added that she had "been depressed and anxious sometimes 'without a reason'."
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ao3feed-destiel-02 · 5 months ago
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Horror Vacui (My Cup Runneth Over)
Horror Vacui (My Cup Runneth Over) https://ift.tt/DbaTPtJ by kickflaw Finally, Dean can see himself with brutal clarity, and he hates it. When Jody lets slip that Cas has returned from the Empty without telling him, Dean hits a wall--literally. Confronted with his own toxic patterns, he decides to undertake the painstaking, painful work of recovering from a lifetime of trauma, abandonment, and repression. As expected, it freaking sucks. Unfortunately, Dean's Journey of Personal Transformation™ is probably about to be derailed, because a new evil is rising and it's eating away at the foundations of the world. Bigger than Jack, bigger than Amara, it threatens the most fundamental bond between all things. Sam, Dean, and their allies are summoned once more to the fight--only to find, there are no coincidences when dealing with the supernatural. What's wrong with the Cupid arrows? Why are the demon deals getting annulled? How did Cas escape the afterlife version of Azkaban? Will Sam be able to choose between the two most amazing women he's ever met? Who will Dean find when he braves the darkness inside? Can he bring himself to forgive Cas one more time? And what's love got to do with it? Words: 2717, Chapters: 1/21, Language: English Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: Multi Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Sam Winchester, Eileen Leahy, Rowena MacLeod, Jack Kline, Background & Cameo Characters, Original Characters Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester, Dean Winchester/Other(s), Eileen Leahy/Sam Winchester, Rowena MacLeod/Sam Winchester, Eileen Leahy/Rowena MacLeod/Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester & Sam Winchester Additional Tags: Post-Season/Series 15, Fix-It, Angst, Character Study, Case Fic, Castiel is Saved from the Empty (Supernatural), Mental Health Issues, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, John Winchester's A+ Parenting, Implied/Referenced Underage Prostitution, Repressed Bisexual Dean Winchester, Dean Winchester's Journey of Personal Transformation, Trauma Recovery, Self-Discovery, Castiel Loves Dean Winchester, Castiel and Dean Winchester and Sam Winchester are Jack Kline's Parents, Supportive Sam Winchester, Sam Winchester in Love, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Slow Burn, Communication Failure, Explicit Sexual Content, Dean Winchester Has Sexuality Realizations, Dean Winchester Sleeps Around, Casual Sex, Destiel endgame, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical Behavior, Plot, Mystery, Witchcraft, The Empty (Supernatural), The Power Of Love, Angst with a Happy Ending, POV Multiple, Additional Warnings In Author's Note, Other Additional Tags to Be Added via AO3 works tagged 'Castiel/Dean Winchester' https://ift.tt/A9Vpnjk January 18, 2025 at 07:35PM
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hashtagloveloses · 2 years ago
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Do you mind if I ask your top 10 favorite characters (can be male or female) from all of the media that you loved (can be anime/manga, books, movies or tv series)? And why do you love them? Thanks....
the issue here is i have a recency issue. they cycle out depending on what i’ve consumed recently. so ill forget a blorbo and be sad about it. also i have a predilection for sad little bisexual guys so it’s very skewed
1. one of my OGs is will parry from his dark materials. he’s of that type of male character that is relentlessly kind shonen protagonist who keeps being forced into violence but doesnt want to. also the original book boyfriend next to percy jackson. 12 year old me was obsessed. i loved prince caspian and half the narnia boys for the same reason, and when i watched fullmetal alchemist this was why alphonse elric was my favorite elric brother. (this is also why i love yuji, tanjiro, and deku very dearly)
2. probably one of my first blorbos of all time was elphaba from wicked, hence my old URL. reading that book too early changed my brain chemistry. area leftist of a marginalized identity maligned by society and also bisexual as hell. she will always be my first and forever girly. you can imagine what happened to me when i met wei wuxian, who is essentially the same character. i went nuts
3. the funny little bisexual man who covers his pain with humor and cares so deeply usually goes on the list. one of my first was and always will be Sokka, but percy jackson fills this role as well as my beloveds, Satoru Gojo, and Vash the Stampede
4. funny little bisexual man who covers his pain with humor and is doomed by the narrative could cover many already mentioned but Nicholas D. Wolfwood remains the pinnacle. he’s very important to me. ive made a lot of posts about him but him representing this existential dread that you’ll die before you find happiness haunts me
5. the secondary villain who becomes a begrudging part of the team for comedy also always is a favorite but Greed from FMA has always stuck with me. an embodiment of one of humanity’s sins finding peace because the thing he most coveted became the love of others and not material wants got my ass
6. i understand there arent many women on this list and while i have favorite female characters in many pieces of media they dont often make the top list, however asajj ventress goes on the list. her story even before dark disciple is one of the best in star wars. as u can tell i have a predilection for evil women maligned in society
7. maul is also one of my favorites of all time. they really resurrected him and made him the most compelling in the narrative. the tragedy that he wont let go even in his last moments always gets me. watching twin suns actually broke me. his story in rebels was airing in a part of my life where i really identified with him as someone gifted yet ignored and thrown away and it got me
8. shocking absolutely no one, while sailor moon is one of my favorite pieces of media of all time and it is largely about women, my blorbo is tuxedo mask, mamoru chiba, the like ONE guy. he’s pathetic, he’s bisexual, and he’s also one of my first anime crushes of all time. more importantly he has been wronged by many adaptations and i must fight for his honor.
9. the Doctor remains ever important to me, especially 9, but them as a character. probably the same as Vash and Xie Lian, the sad immortal character cursed to constantly be alone who doesn’t want to hurt people always gets my ass
10. Rapunzel from Tangled has always been a very special blorbo for reasons i wont share online but that series had my ass in a vice grip for a reason
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androgynealienfemme · 2 years ago
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"Painkillers. I think I must have taken every pill short of the ones they use for birth control. I mean, like, I wouldn't know how to begin to get pregnant, but I could deal with modern technology coming up with a treatment to ease this one pain that won't let me rest in peace sometimes.
I may not be anybody's prize-winning puppy, but I'm all I've got and I like to take good care of the old girl. It took me a long time to understand the kid and get used to my evil ways, but I came around, I like being a butch. I like being with other butches with our nicknames and ball games- women with muscles and pretty faces. I don't believe in bisexuals and cannot for the life of me find a femme. I don't like men and I don't let them fuck me.
For me to live in this man's world, I need some kind of painkiller, something I can pull out at a moment's notice and put between me and the men on the street, because sometimes, I could really kill 'em. They're just the foulest beasts walking on two feet and they're always in packs, just like dogs. It wouldn't be so bad if the women that like them so much would keep them on leashes, curb them, and shoot the strays, but the dudes be all over the place pissing and dropping their turds every which way. And even faggots piss on trees.
So, like, between the men and the dogs, I need some way to keep the weight off my head. I live in New York City, and we dykes may be everywhere like the t-shirts and buttons say, but there aren't that many of us running around loose and free. And I get tired of watching my back and front, and having to look sideways because these men are so damn crazy.
It's not like there's a neighborhood or a space that's all our own where we could have gone to, hung out at, and worked through our growing pains as baby butches. I guess a lot of us learned our ways alone and in secret and we still come out with all the different styles of butches. I really dig on how I can always tell another butch, even if she's in straight drag.
I know for me, I used to read a lot of books. They had this soft-core pornography in the sixties that I gobbled up as a young girl, with titles like Strange Friends, Forbidden Love, The Twilight World, and The Lonely People. On the covers there'd be these women looking very unhappy, like they were yearning for something they'd never be able to have. I could tell just by the titles which books were meant to be about me, and after a while, I knew that if the last page had a man and a woman talking together, it wasn't a happy ending.
It was hard buying the happy endings. I was in my early teens going to the counter with all the shame and fear that the man I'd have to pay would know what I was reading about, and by that, know what it was- something bad, a subject for pornography. I'd sneak the books into the house and wouldn't even want to share them with my brother, who'd been my first and best friend, and is one man I'd kill for still. I'd feel worse about myself, because he and I had always shared our various and assorted treasures like dirty books, but not these: I'd read them by myself under the covers with a flashlight and hide them under my mattress until Friday, when my mother would change the sheets, and on that day, I'd hide my secret life in the closet.
I used to buy the idea that I was "sick." The "sick" theory gave me some whys and wherefores about the way I had to take to bed to learn about what straight boys and girls are able to go find out with each other in alleyways, backyard, parks, and the movies. I didn't know then that what I was reading was truly the perverted version. That pornography was written for straight men- including all the psycho-socio-anthropological scientific bullshit studies on gay women were written by Ph.D.s.
I look back now and see where those books and their ideas rotted my guts and crippled my moral structure. The real crouch and limp came from the drafting of my people - women-loving women- as the whipping girls so that straight society could feel high and holy.
Folks can see the most honorable and upright butch bopping the streets, minding her own business, and they can have a righteous fit over her. We don't have to do anything except be our natural selves and some of these people will think they have a perfect right to use us as toilet paper and then go home to plot us into their fantasies. Men always do this to women any which way: wiping all their mess on some woman who is by herself and they're in a bunch in front of their corner store. After they make their little comments and noises, they're all smiling and at ease and feeling good and cooled out with each other.
If you watch the woman, she looks embarrassed and angry. She feels stupid and she's usually trying to cover that up and pretend that none of it affects her. Now if she's the type of butch who won't calmly take the shit, the men will have to work harder to take it to another level if they want the satisfaction that comes from wiping a person away. They have to go and tell each other that she wants to be a man, or they can act as if they just can't understand "freaks" and how, "If she wants to be a man so bad, why doesn't she come out and fight like one?" Then that dude's brothers can go into their man act and have the pleasure of holding him back from suppposedly going after her ass. They'll be soothing themselves while trying to pull this one and be saying, "Hey, man. You got to be cool, because that is a woman and when she meets the right fella, she'll straighten up and fly right." And he says, "Yeah, man, I just got all beside myself. Bulldaggers and faggots, jim. Hey: you know they both use toilet paper for padding," and they laugh and slap five and their eyes are shining. Their whole beings lighten up. They've jerked off and are relieved.
Okay, that's them. They got to feeling whole and healthy, but the butch-type woman who said, "Fuck y'all. You can keep your shit and kiss my ass behind it," is mad as hell and fit to be tied. She doesn't have anybody on hand that she can make sense to. There's no dog she can kick or make a nigger out of to transfer her shit to, so she's got to carry the load and steam with those juices, sweating it out alone. She probably takes it home and finds it in the mirror in frowns and frustration.
So you can see why I talk about a painkiller. I would like to have a pill that I could share with everybody fair and square. We'd all pop it and come the next day, the streets would be cleared of men, the straight women would loosen up, and the butches would be at least with each other. That's what I would call medical attention for a serious disease that's getting epidemic. I think we should give the afflicted hope: let them know: homophobia can be cured."
"Butch on the Streets, 1981" by Donna Allegra, The Persistent Desire: A Butch/Femme Reader, edited by Joan Nestle (1992)
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mejomonster · 5 months ago
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on episode 9 of the l word and i'm starting to see some of the lets say... biphobia, and just 90s/early 2000s kind of fucked up views. i grew up in 2000s and while thankfully by the time i was in college a lot of people were past some of those fucked up views, i do remember running into some shitty people in high school (and older adults) with not great opinions at times.
there's a scene where alice hooks up with lisa, and just does not want to respect lisa viewing herself as a woman. lisa leaves mad (so i guess at least the show wrote lisa as realistically upset to be misgendered during sex?) alice has no idea why, i think the writing expected the audience to relate to alice also being confused? but like idk, i'm nonbinary, if a lover kept calling me a woman during sex i'd fucking leave, so i get the reaction lisa had. but like... i do remember being a teen and people didn't even understand gender... so i'm not surprised it's handled this way in an old show.
also alice is bi, and her friends kinda just frequently invalidate that and call her a lesbian. the show's writing is a bit confusing about this? because on the one hand, alice IS being written as attracted to men, so she's being written as bisexual pretty genuinely, but then her friends just say sucky stuff. when i grew up, i was repeatedly told bisexuality didn't exist, i was fake etc tons of biphobic shit from straight and gay people, so the way her friends talk is realistic. and honestly nicer than a lot of ppl i knew around the time the l word was popular. on the other hand, there were a few shows being kinder to bisexuality around then. mostly i am guessing the show just went for... realistic at the time, and didn't care to reflect more on the matter? maybe
ah and jenny. i've never seen the show Girls, but i heard it was full of unlikable women who do realistic flawed things, and that's kind of the point - somewhat realistic. I imagine The L Word is, for the most part, attempting to do something similar: it's glamorized queer women since they're in LA, have art careers and are successfully employed mostly, so they're living the dream. But they also have realistic flaws and relationships: early as episode 1, Bette and Tina have very normal distant-emotional issues, Alice has normal issues with her mom overstepping boundaries, Shane has normal issues with jealous people and trying to keep a job, Dana has normal issues with dating and navigating work stuff. So I don't think the show is trying to portray "perfectly good" queer women, it's trying to portray realistic women. Bette is NOT a perfect sister to Kit, and vice versa. The women are flawed.
And oh jenny. jenny jenny jenny. i hate her lol. But i do realize some people are going to like flawed women, that's kind of the point of a show like this with realistic characters, and hey i liked evil queen regina in Once Upon a Time so to each their own. jenny sure is something. i've dated people like jenny and maybe that's why i'm like Big Yikes get her Off Screen lmao. ToT I've been Marina going 'i would just like my crush happy, what does she need,' I've been Tim going 'why did she lie?' and like. lol 'jenny's a writer she craves experiences' if that doesn't summarize a particular kind of girl you may date in your life. Hell, we might all have been Jennys too in the sense of dating someone like Marina who then tells us "yeah i'm in an open relationship, i'm telling you NOW (that we are already together too)." And yeah it sucks Marina didn't communicate that sooner... but also with Jenny 1. cheating on her bf, 2. not trying to communicate with Marina earlier to clarify things (because that would've required jenny to say something like admit she is AWARE she's cheating on her bf and making a concious choice instead of simply being 'tempted' uncontrollably by Marina which is what Jenny keeps insisting happened).
Well with Jenny not trying to communicate honestly with anyone she's hooking up with, I'm not surprised she didn't talk to Marina enough to FIND OUT Marina has a partner. I kinda think it's Jenny's fault. Jenny could've at any point idk Talked to Marina about their two's relationship, other possible partners, their wants out of this thing. But then Jenny would've had to admit she was purposely choosing to pursue Marina, and did all that lying to Tim on purpose. Also Jenny... oh Jenny... she cheats on Tim, they break up, he tells her to move out, so she goes to Marina expecting to move in. I imagine Jenny as the kind of person who only leaves a relationship once she has another lined up, and immediately rushes into the next one, very rarely just being single. I suppose I'll see how she acts later on. i think it'd do her a world of good to BE single... if for nothing else, so she can just be honest with herself and others for a while. I can see why some people like her, and hate her, and i just am like yikes the drama she brings ToT but hey, that's part of entertainment i guess lol. Also i suppose, being kind, a lot of young queer girls do what she does - without any malicious intent. They have a bf, for whatever reason, then they like a girl - and aren't ready to face that they like women but still WANT to pursue her. So a mess happens. I know, I dated girls like Jenny ToT
And now like, Shane. So there's a comparison there in a way: shane sleeps around, jenny does too. But I guess for me, Shane simply communicates more, and is more honest if people ask her. If a girl asks her, Shane will be honest she doesn't plan to be in a relationship, and she'll honestly say she slept with other women before. I can't relate to Shane lol, but her just being basic ass level honest makes her make more sense to me lol. Plus she is (at least so far) a good friend: she tells her friends if a partner they date is disrespecting them, backs up her friends if it's important, goes to hang out with her friends sometimes and is not only focusing on flirting. It's easy to see why she's in her friend group.
I think right now my favorite characters are Kit (I love her), Tina (I love her AND I low key think she and bette are just like Modern AU Gabrielle/Xena), Alice and Dana. Oddly, I remember hating Tim wayyyy back when I was in college and tried to watch the show once, probably because I was sick of seeing another guy/girl couple on tv especially when I'd been purposely seeking gay shit out. Now that I'm older, he annoys me less, and mostly I just notice Jenny's yikes factor to me lol. I still am awaiting Tim leaving the show mostly though, because i don't need to see any straight relationships in this ToT, but i thought he was fine ish.
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radlymona · 1 year ago
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you when there's 4973490 movies portraying bi men as rapists and psychopaths: based
you when there's 3 whole movies where bi men are not the ultimate evil: idk this seems so weird. this is wrong. having bi men be the positive one is so fucked up. why isnt he raping anyone.
I know this is bait because I can’t even name a movie with bi male rapist in a movie off the top of my head so the idea that id ever be supportive of that is like basically as likely as me flying a commercial plane. But anyway let me actually be clear what I was talking about.
The tendency for recent tv shows and movies to portray bisexual people (men and women alike) as being secure in their sexuality from the get-go is adding to the narrative that bisexual people rarely feel conflicted about their sexuality.
Because is “everyone is a little bi” than actual bi people won’t ever feel conflicted, right? Right????
The reality is that bisexual people usually both have to reconcile with the fact that they like the same sex, and are attracted to both sexes This can be really difficult as a teenager and well into adulthood. For a lot people there isn’t just a switch in your head that’s like “I’m bisexual yayyy I will never ever doubt this. Yayyy I’m 100% secure in who I am. Yippee 🥳”. For most people it’s a difficult process coming to terms with your sexuality, and it’s actually quite rare that we’ve seen a specific bisexual perspective on that.
I’m not saying there needs to be a dark, troubled coming out story for every bisexual character that seemed to be the only story written for gay characters between 2000-2015. That type of representation/storytelling was a plague (especially whenever in the hands of straight writers).
What I’m saying is that bisexual characters feels as if they’ve lost all their specific nuances in the attempt to make happy-go lucky representation. They don’t really “feel bisexual” because often times they’re not written by actual bisexual people (usually they’re straight).
Cute depictions like the main character in RWRB should exist alongside more complex and interesting ones but apparently no one on this site believes nuance exists 🙄🙄
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jacksothereye · 1 year ago
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Bisexual here, cutting in with an un-asked for opinion!
I know that it's important to have bi recognition in media. But it's also important to respect situational gender preferences. Both of these situations exist for real people. Both can be true simultaneously. It's okay and normal for that to happen.
Maybe Kerry had a real bad time with his ex-wife and is thrown off women for a while. Obviously his prime interest in V starts because he has unresolved feelings for Johnny. Does this cheapen the relationship? Lol I dunno, if you let it I guess! I mean you could look at it from a position of relative nuance and explore a narrative where misguided feelings for Johnny can evolve into real feelings for V (or not! If you like drama!) But to flat out ignore this truth about Kerry is to miss the point of who he is and how he was written. Kerry isn't a stellar human being, y'all. He's not evil, and don't get me wrong I love him (his romance is even a part of my V's story too), but let's face it, he's a vapid man baby sometimes. Falling for V because of Johnny is absolutely in his wheelhouse.
Y'all, Cyberpunk 2077 is not an OC dating simulator. If you think the winning objective of the game is to shack V up with their love interest and give them a happy lovey ending, then I don't think you read the assignment. Think of the genre we're in. Think of the paths you take in this game. There are no happy endings, loves. The best you get is bittersweet. And romance can be an excellent motivator for V as a character but dear lordt it is not the point of the story.
We as an audience are not entitled to demand that someone's sexual orientation be represented in the only way you personally want it to play out. Bisexual doesn't mean down to clown with men and woman at any time just because YOU want fictional smooches in your cyberpunk distopia. Cyberpunk 2077 is not a romance story.
Let me say it one more time.
It's not a romance story, folks. You can be salty about the romance options all you want, and for the really stubborn there are mods so that you can install to play out your idealized fantasy in your head.
But I'm just saying that if you neeeed that fantasy, you can try different games and different genres and find more luck there. Everyone in Baldur's Gate 3 is canonically bisexual. Enjoy.
need people to remember kerry is canonically bisexual, he has an ex wife and two kids, he’s only available as a romance option for solely male v because, and this is directly from the devs, it’s easier for him to pretend that v is johnny is v is a man. terribly stupid reason for them to lock his romance to only men honestly.
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lazywonderlvnd · 3 years ago
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happy birthday to harry james potter here’s some reasons why he always has been and always will be one of my favorite characters in all of fiction:
was treated like garbage his entire childhood and still has an inexhaustible capacity for love and forgiveness
u can talk shit abt him but if u talk shit abt his friends he’ll launch a brutal verbal tirade against u
god tier sense of humor. sarcasm level 100 never misses
bravest boy on earth??? this kid found out he had to DIE to get rid of some crazy ass evil dictator and literally walked stone cold to his own death to save everyone else??
let’s not forget he liked his lightning scar at first before he found out what it rly was :( he thought it was cool :(
unheard of emotional maturity for a teenager. instantly understood that ron was insecure abt being the youngest boy in his family and not having a lot of money and always tried to find ways to make him feel better abt it
had cute lil daydreams abt being the triwizard champion before he got forced into it for real
UNmatched bisexual energy, literally always sizing everyone up and declaring them attractive or monstrous, no in between
so so humble abt his talents and abilities yes but also SO arrogant abt his moral code. he said my moral compass is the correct one and i will follow that and ur rules and laws can truly eat my ass and honestly that’s so sexy of him
animals always like him 😔
literally BORN to wield power and not abuse it. boy destroyed the elder wand bc he liked his old one better
drinks his respect women juice every morning and every night before bed rmr when he got so righteously offended that hermione suggested he thought the prince couldn’t be a woman bc he didn’t think a woman could be that smart
also rmr when he choked out mundungus for stealing shit from grimmauld djebfjnwbfne
literally so stubborn that the imperius curse barely works on him lmaoooo
successfully used crucio to defend mcgonagall’s honor like?? ok king go off!!
just the best boy in the whole world. that’s all
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