#lessons👊

[planetpiastri]

pairing: lando norris x fem!reader [no faceclaim, reader is faceless] summary: yn and lando are couple goals around the mclaren garage, but they don't want oscar to feel left out. the problem? oscar would very much like to be left out. notes: school has finally released me from its chokehold so i'm doing my part in filling the winter break void. part 2 of my logan smau is in the works, but in the meantime, here's this<3 enjoy!

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ynusername recent stuff (following my two favorite boys around like a stray puppy)

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mclaren Always a pleasure to have you in the garage! 🧡

landonorris nyoom

ynusername vroom, even

username1 always a good day when yn refers to lando and oscar as her favorite boys

oscarpiastri Thanks for buying me dinner 👍🏻

ynusername you're welcome kiddo 🫶 oscarpiastri Please don't call me that

mclaren

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mclaren pookie #1 and pookie #2 dump (📸 - ynusername)

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username2 WHO PUT THE ADMIN UP TO THIS

oscarpiastri Why would you say that

username3 im cackling this had to be yn's idea

landonorris pookie and proud 💪

username4 everyone say thank you yn for taking cute pics of our boys

ynusername you're welcome 😁

ynusername

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ynusername let! him! cook!!!!!

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username5 oh my god that is so much fire

oscarpiastri Do NOT let him cook I repeat do NOT let him cook

landonorris it was fine you big baby nobody got hurt 🙄 oscarpiastri I'd sure hope so??

username6 yn and lando are kind of unhinged together omg

username7 and that's why we love them 😌

mclaren Please bring our driver back to the paddock in one piece! 😬

landonorris all that fire and you were still the hottest thing in the kitchen 🥵🥵

ynusername 🤭🤭

landonorris

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landonorris actually can't think of a better way to spend this life 🤍

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username8 CAPTION IM IN TEARS 😭😭

username9 where's my credit for sending you the video lando

landonorris how many times do i have to teach you this lesson old man?? 👊💪

maxverstappen1 Too sweet

ynusername you're my everything 💌

landonorris you ARE everything oscarpiastri And Lando's just Ken landonorris this guy gets it

maxfewtrell Happy for you or whatever

username10 glad to know i'm not the only one crying over that video of lando and yn

georgerussell63 Don't worry I am too alex_albon me too carlossainz55 Me three username11 yo??

username12 help there are so many drivers in the comments 💀

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri Hanging out with Mum and Dad 👍🏻

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landonorris she started crying when she saw this btw

oscarpiastri Sorry? landonorris don't be, it's the pregnancy hormones ynusername I AM NOT PREGNANT DELETE THIS BEFORE THE WAG PAGES START POSTING

username13 ok but does oscar need a step-sister i wanna be part of this family

ynusername love u kiddo 🥹🧡

username14 oscar liking this comment oh we've come so far from when he used to tell her to stop calling him that oscarpiastri I've stopped fighting it

tagging: @sonder-paradise hey girl<3

request: hiii, could you do a smau similar to ‘heart eyes’ but with lando and oscar is the suffering third wheel? -from anon

[beiasluv]

lego schumacher | m. schumacher (47)

a/n: i know the title is irrelevant lmaoo deal w it ;> it’s rushed, i don’t like it. Enjoyyyy

yourinsta’s story

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mickschumacher’s story | mick’s chat

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yourinsta

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yourinsta it’s time for some photo dump

- your favorite driver 😉 (sorry mick)

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mickschumacher you should be apologizing to me -yn 😒

yourinsta seems like you have a phone 🤷‍♂️

mickschumacher i will not condone getting pics dump without my permission :(

sebastianvettel cute pictures!

yourinsta exactly!

mickschumacher LANDO no more stroopwafels

yourinsta 😨 i apologize

mickschumacher Good.

username YNNNN??? Thank you lando for doing the work of god

username facts. everyone say thank you landooo

username soo…are they together??

username hm i don’t really know, she must like estaban a lot 🤷‍♀️

mickschumacher

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mickschumacher great to be back 🤍

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yourinsta it’s great to have my phone back ☺️

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lewishamilton great caps! you sure she’s allowed to wear that legally? 👊

georgerussell63 orange’s her color, i think… 🤷‍♂️

landonorris obviously

username sooo…lando knows yn’s password or what??

username are we not talking about the fact that mick let her use his phone all the time???

username I AMMM MEEE

username naur. he didn’t even hesitate

username does this mean yn knows mick’s password 🤭

username COUPLE SHARING PHONE ALERT 🚨

yourinsta

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yourinsta it’s good to have my phone back and here’s my official weekly report (photo dump 🤭)

peace out, engineer of the year 😚

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mclaren fia you heard her. engineer of the year 🧡

yourinsta NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT

landonorris NEVER GIVE UPP

mickschumacher thank you liebing 🤍

yourinsta 🤍 angiee

username LIEBING CONFIRMED

username Sebastian German lesson payed OFF

username TEAM GERMANYYYY 🦅🦅

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thinking abt writing for sebastian or albon!reader?? or them combined?? lmk.

like, reblog, do whatever the heck thank yew. If not, 😠 JK

today’s a great day to take care of yourself!!!

[l3v1s-g4m3r]

"oh self-aware obey me au is scary because they're alive and know they're in a game!"

no it's fucking scary because these mfs could see everything you do on your phone

every shirtless pic of them

every not so holy fanfic

every angsty 10k per chapter slow burn series

EVERY LESSON 16 MEME

EVERY N*DE YOU'VE EVER TAKEN

EVERYTHING.

THEY ARE LIKE THE GOVERNMENT BRO THEY COULD SEE EVERYTHING

friendly reminder this is an au 😋👊

[gilded-garnet]

Beastly Behaviour

Sebastian Sallow x F!MC

WC: ~1.5K / Themes: (Fluff 💚 Light Violence 👊)

Summary: If there's one thing MC can't stand, it's a bully. During a Beasts Class, she takes defending Sebastian's honour into her own hands - literally.

(Yep, someone is getting punched and Sebastian is smitten.)

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"Why did you decide to take Beasts Class again? I never got the sense you were that interested," MC asked on the way to their first class of the year.

Sebastian shrugged non-committally. "I got a good enough grade and I'm keeping my options open.  The extra studying's not an issue."

"Riiiight. And it wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that I happen to be taking it, would it?" She asked, shooting him a sly smirk.

She expected him to deny it; she was only teasing, after all, but he returned her gaze seriously, wearing a fond expression.

"It may have had a small influence on my decision," he admitted, and she scoffed to hide her blush.

They arrived at the class and MC gave Poppy a quick hug in greeting before Professor Howin rounded them up.

"Everyone, follow me! I have a special lesson planned to welcome you all back." She led the trail of students out beyond the paddocks and through the tree line of the forest, finally coming to a stop at a grassy clearing. MC smiled when she saw what awaited them there.

"Here we are!" Their professor declared, holding her arms out in rather dramatic fashion.

There was a heavy pause before someone spoke. It was that haughty Slytherin boy who had harassed that Kneazle and Poppy back in fifth year. MC had never bothered to learn his name. "Um, professor, not to be rude, but there doesn't actually appear to be anything here," he sneered, and a Ravenclaw girl by his side snickered loudly. What in Merlin's name were those two doing in this class, anyway? Seeking to torture harmless creatures for sport, no doubt.

"Perhaps not to you, Mr. Parkinson, but I'll wager there's at least one person here who can identify the magnificent creatures before us," Professor Howin replied, looking at the rest of the class expectantly.

"Thestrals," MC answered, instantly.

Professor Howin smiled at her, nodding her approval, though there was was a tinge of sympathy in her eyes to accompany it.

"Indeed! As many of you will be aware, Thestrals can only be seen by those who have witnessed death. Of course, that has earnt them a rather negative reputation..." Professor Howin went on to speak of how Thestrals had unfairly cemented their place in wizard folklore as harbringers of misfortune. Sebastian listened with his arms folded, a small frown on his face.

"You really don't like Thestrals, do you?" MC stated more than asked, leaning her head towards his ear.

"I don't dislike them. They just...remind me of what I've lost, that's all. The very concept of them is macabre," he replied.

"But they're such gentle creatures," she insisted, though she soon realised that her timing was rather questionable when Professor Howin began tossing raw steaks into the clearing. The Thestrals descended upon them with gusto, and the 'unsighted' in their class let out gasps of fear and amazement as the the meat seemingly began to levitate and then vanish before their eyes.

Sebastian's lip twitched, and he looked at her with dry amusement. "Ah, yes. Look at them ever so gently ripping apart those steaks."

She rolled her eyes and swatted him on the shoulder, causing him to chuckle.

"What is even the point of this? Most of us can't even see the damn things anyway," Parkinson muttered irritably under his breath. He looked around the clearing before his eyes alighted on another, much more visible form of entertainment.

He sauntered over to MC and Sebastian, a gleam in his eyes that she very much did not like the look of.

"Sallow, you can see them, right?" Parkinson asked in an exagerated whisper, practically pushing her aside in the process.

Sebastian frowned. He had no patience for his housemate at the best of times. "Just what exactly are you getting at, Parksinson?"

"Is it true that your parents got themselves killed playing around with a muggle contraption?" Parkinson probed, lowering his voice even further. She saw Sebastian tense and felt a wave of apprehension overcome her.

"Did your uncle go in an equally tragic way? Perhaps he tripped and fell on his garden shears outside that quaint cottage of yours?" Parkinson continued with a cruel smile, his words sickly. MC was equal parts shocked and outraged by his brazenness.

Sebastian hadn't reacted yet, but she could sense the warning signs: the darkening in his expression and the twitch of his fingers towards his wand. She, however, acted first. Without a word, she marched over to Parkinson, wand forgotten, and punched him square in the face.

She heard (and felt) a rather satisfying crack before he stumbled backwards onto the floor, clutching his nose. The Thestrals bellowed, spooked, and fled from the clearing in a rush of hoofbeats and leathery wings.

"Wh - what the hell?!" He spluttered with outrage, but the heat of his accusation was largely undone by his nasally voice, now thick with blood.

"Muggle enough for you?" She spat, glaring down at him. She was acutely aware of Sebastian's eyes on her back and looked over her shoulder to see him staring at her with eyes wide and mouth agape.

Professor Howin pushed her way through the circle of students that had formed around them. "And what, exactly, is going on here?" She demanded, glaring daggers at them both.

Parkinson jabbed an accusatory finger up at MC, his other hand still clutching his streaming nose. "This lunatic attacked me!"

"Only because he was saying some truly vile things," she retorted, her temper rising again. She obviously hadnt hit him hard enough.

"Enough!" Professor Howin shouted, her voice firm. "Both of you will serve detention with me for a week. I will not tolerate such beastly behaviour in my class."

"What? Why me?!" Parkinson spluttered.

Professor Howin looked down at him with a withering look. "Because I have no doubt, Mr Parkinson, that you did in fact say some rather vile things to earn that broken nose."

Sebastian snorted with laughter, and a few other students couldn't stifle their giggles. Behind his hand, Parksinson's face turned even redder. The Ravenclaw girl dutifuly arrived at his side, attempting to hook her hand under his elbow, but he shook her off impatiently. He staggered to his feet and glared at MC and Sebastian before he marched away, muttering a stream of curses.

With the subject of their lesson now notably absent, Professor Howin promptly called an end to the class and they began to trapse back to the castle. Sebastian and MC walked together, shoulders brushing.

"It was very good of you to defend my honour like that," Sebastian remarked. "That punch was much better than anything I could have come up with."

"Yes, well, I've never been able to stand that prat. Been itching to do that since last year," she replied, flexing her now aching hand. She'd apparently managed to injure herself in the process.

She sucked in a surprised breath when Sebastian gently cradled her injured hand in his own, running his thumb soothingly over her stinging knuckles. She looked up, her eyes meeting his.

"I'll be sure to find a way to express my gratitude,"  he commented, eyes twinkling with mischief in a way that made her heart flip. An abundance of scenarios came immediately to mind as to just how he could thank her, but she buried those thoughts deep.

"You really are amazing, you know that?" He continued, looking at her with such sincerity that her mind struggled to form words. He was so close, and his lips looked incredibly soft.

But then Sebastian's eyes became unfocussed as he clocked something over her shoulder and he smirked, releasing her hand and taking a step back.  "Watch out, I think your number one fan is on their way."

"Wha - ?" She didn't get to finish before something small and solid collided full speed with her waist, forcing the air from her lungs.

"Oh, MC, that was simply marvelous! I wish I had your courage; I would have done that a thousand times over by now," Poppy enthused, hugging her tightly.

"It was my pleasure, Poppy," MC replied, still catching her breath, for more reasons than one.

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Sebastian wasted no time filling his best friend in on the day's events whilst in their dorm room.

"...and then, Ominis, she punched him, square in the face!" Sebastian enthused, unable to contain his euphoria.

"She what?!" Ominis spluttered, pausing as he rummaged through his bag.

"I know!" Sebastian answered, laughing. He threw himself back onto his bed with a blissful sigh. "Honestly, I couldn't believe it, but I think it might just be the best thing I have ever seen. She's incredible."

Ominis scoffed, but smiled all the same. "You're both utterly mad. You deserve each other, honestly."

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PLAYLIST

ONE SHOTS

Stupid Genius

🧠Reader has been Malcolm’s friend for years and has had a crush on him for a long while. But he’s always too caught up in teenage hormones to even notice. ~1.3k words

Busy With Her Until You Miss Me

🧠Malcolm’s dating Alison, which makes him too busy to hang out with his friends. To fill the Wilkerson void in her life, Y/n starts hanging out with Reese more. Malcolm realizes how much he doesn’t like this when he dumbs down for the wrong girl. ~1.4k words

Ignored

🧠Y/n and Malcolm finally see each other after years apart, but Malcolm starts blowing her off for someone else. She learns more about his forbidden girlfriend Nikki, his strange behavior, and her own feelings. ~2.3k words

Night In

🧠Not able to go out tonight, Malcolm tells Y/n they should just have an at-home date at his place. ~900 words

The Couple Project

🧠Y/n L/n and Malcolm Wilkerson get paired for a project where they have to act like a couple for three weeks. What happens when someone gets in the way, and when feelings start to change? ~4.7k words

Let’s Go (GN!Reader)

🧠Malcolm takes his partner to a party and to say they weren’t having a good time was an understatement. ~600 words

The Way You Are (Plus Size!Reader)

🧠Looking through Malcolm’s dating history, Y/n can’t help but feel a little insecure about herself. It’s a good thing that Malcolm’s always ready to reassure her of his feelings for her. ~700 words

The Fight For Love

🧠Malcolm and Stevie find out that they’ve been wanting the same girl. Now they’re fighting for her attention, and neither of them back down from a challenge. ~4.6k words

Sunny Days

🧠Busy with competitions, you have no clue about Malcolm’s current sour moods and bad days. But when you hear about your boyfriend reaching his limit, you know just how to help him feel better. ~1.1k words

The New Neighbor (Male!Reader)

🧠When Malcolm sees a new family moving in next door, he’s ecstatic for a clean slate. But a clean slate isn’t the only thing Malcolm’s getting from you. ~900 words

Movie Manners

🧠You and Malcolm are trying to watch a movie, but Reese won’t stop bothering your boyfriend. ~300 words

Skating Lesson

🧠After finding out that you don’t know how to roller skate, your boyfriend decides to follow in his father’s footsteps and teach you. ~500 words

SMUT

Stop Talking

🧠Sick of your boyfriend’s complaining, you make an offhanded comment about his mouth. He takes it seriously. ~1.2k words

An Interesting Apology

🧠You and Malcolm have a fight over his selfish attitude. When he apologizes for his behavior, the two of you get swept up in a moment. ~2.2k words

Making a Little Genius

🧠You and Malcolm have a big party with your friends and family to celebrate you getting engaged and graduating Harvard with doctorates. During said party, you and Malcolm go to the bathroom to have a different kind of celebration. ~1.5k words

HEADCANONS

Simp Headcanons

🧠Malcolm Wilkerson being a simp for you headcanons ~1k words

BFFs to BFs Headcanons (Male!Reader)

🧠Becoming best friends and then boyfriends with Malcolm Wilkerson headcanons ~2.2k words

Grumpy!Malcolm X Sunshine!Reader Headcanons

🧠Grumpy Malcolm being with a Sunshine Reader headcanons ~900 words

SERIES

Picture (GN!Reader) | Part 2

🧠Y/n catches Malcolm making trouble and has him buy their silence. ~1.4k words each

She Doesn’t Get It | Part 2

🧠Malcolm keeps trying to tell Y/n he loves her, but she has about as much common sense as Reese. ~2.3k words, ~600 words

MY CHARACTER AI

🧠At-home date with your boyfriend (Based on Night In)

PLAYLIST

ONE SHOTS

Sleeping In

👊The Wilkersons save up enough money to go to the ranch to visit Francis and Piama. Only this time, they let Reese’s best friend tag along. ~1.2k words

Bad Dream

👊Reese has a bad dream and when he wakes up, only one person can make him feel better. ~1k words

What You Deserve

👊Reese knows his best friend deserves better. Y/n realizes her best friend is what’s better. ~1.6k words

When We’re Older

👊Reese and Y/n have babysitting duty, and it’s making Reese think about the future. ~600 words

Caught

👊Reese and Y/n get caught making out. ~700 words

Hot-Headed

👊Reese always comes up with ways to keep you and Malcolm apart. He doesn’t like you asking questions about it. ~900 words

Not So Bad (Sanders!Reader)

👊Being a former Krelboyne with your sister Cynthia, you knew very well of the Wilkersons. Especially Reese. ~1.9k words

The Third Wheel

👊Y/n and Reese have been looking forward to a concert for months. When they need a ride, their night takes an unexpected turn. ~1.2k words

Shy

👊Reese thinks he knows why Malcolm’s friend has been avoiding him at all costs, but some unintended eavesdropping will show the truth. ~800 words

Help You Heal

👊When Reese experiences the worst prank of his life, Lois enacts her revenge by going after the girls that set him up. Y/n has a different approach. ~1.1k words

The Lover and the Fighter

👊Reese shows affection by beating up people that bother you. You show affection by cleaning his wounds. ~1k words

Waiting For You

👊You were so happy for the Wilkerson family when Malcolm found a way to prove his father’s innocence. Now you can put your complete focus and worry on your best friend Reese, who for all you know is dead. ~900 words

Who Says

👊Reese tries convincing you that you shouldn’t pay your insecurities any mind. ~700 words

Sugar and Spice

👊Being a bully’s girlfriend doesn’t make you immune to other’s harassment. But you have managed to learn a few moves to help yourself out. ~800 words

Come Back, Be Here

👊Fate seemed so cruel to convince Reese to leave and risk his life because of a broken heart the same night you wanted to go to him with a heart full of love. But a few weeks later, fate seemed to be kinder. Because now he’s popped up on your doorstep, heart ready to be mended. ~1.5k words

Just a Trim

👊Sick of the summer heat, you wanted a haircut. Reese sees this as an opportunity to play a prank on you. But like most things Reese does, it doesn’t go as planned. ~700 words

I Like Your Style

👊For spirit week, you convince Reese to participate in twin day with you. Feelings arise when he sees your outfit. ~800 words

Checking In

👊After finding out your boyfriend got kicked out of his house and decided to get an apartment, you go to check up on him. ~700 words

Fighting For You

👊Reese gets upset when he finds out that you got into a fight. But finding out why you did it makes him feel more prideful than the fact that you won. ~600 words

The Army Girl

👊When one of Reese’s friends from the army comes to visit him, Malcolm gets in both of your heads about Abby having a crush on Reese. ~1.2k words

To The Rescue

👊Reese may be a bully, but he has to draw the line somewhere. That line is bullying girls, whether it’s him or someone else doing it. ~700 words

Unconventional Valentine's Day

👊Reese finds out you like scary movies while on a Valentine’s Day date. ~600 words

My Best Friend's Brother

👊You always thought of Reese as your best friend’s mean older brother, and Reese always thought of you as his little brother’s annoying tag-along. But as you get older, you realize that feelings can change. ~1k words

Don't Say What You Don't Mean

👊You tell Reese you love him for the first time, but his reaction isn’t what you were hoping for. ~900 words

Get the Girl

👊You and Reese decide to take a break because you don’t think he’s as serious about your shared future as you are. When a girl hires Reese to be her prom date, he realizes just how much he loves you. ~1.6k words

SMUT

The First Time

👊For some reason, Reese gets trusted to be alone in the house. He uses this opportunity to take your relationship to the next level. ~1.9k words

On His Knees

👊Reese just wants to please you. Who are you to deny him? ~700 words

Making It Up

👊Sometimes, Reese isn’t good at apologizing with words. So he finds a new way to express his remorse after a fight. ~1.9k words

Sleepover

👊Late nights with Reese make you both giggly and needy. ~1k words

He Can't Have You (Cheerleader!Reader)

👊Being the cheer captain, you have a few boys that would do anything to get a date with you. But only one has your heart, and he wants everyone to know about it. ~1.6k words

Little Black Dress (Cheerleader!Reader)

👊You go to a homecoming party with Reese, and he gets mopey watching people try to get your attention. You find an empty bathroom and remind him that he’s the only one you have your eyes on. ~900 words

Happy Graduation

👊Instead of going to the senior party after graduation, you and Reese sneak onto the football field after everyone’s gone. ~900 words

HEADCANONS

Complete Opposite GF Headcanons

👊Reese Wilkerson dating a girl who’s his complete opposite headcanons ~600 words

Jealousy Headcanons

👊Reese Wilkerson jealousy headcanons ~400 words

Similar GF Headcanons

👊Reese Wilkerson dating a girl like him headcanons ~600 words

PDA Headcanons

👊PDA with Reese Wilkerson headcanons ~700 words

Simp Headcanons

👊Reese Wilkerson being a simp for you headcanons ~1k words

Popular S/O Headcanons

👊Reese Wilkerson with a popular S/O headcanons ~1k words

Coming Out with Reese Headcanons (Male!Reader)

👊Being Reese’s boyfriend and coming out to his family headcanons ~1.1k words

Gluten-Free S/O Headcanons

👊Reese Wilkerson with an S/O that can’t eat gluten headcanons ~600 words

Autistic GF Headcanons

👊Reese Wilkerson with an autistic girlfriend headcanons ~1k words

New Neighbor Headcanons

👊Being Reese Wilkerson's new neighbor headcanons ~1.3k words

Valentine's Day Headcanons

👊Valentine's Day with Reese Wilkerson Headcanons ~1k words

NSFW Alphabet

👊The NSFW Alphabet with Reese Wilkerson ~1.6k words

SERIES

His Boyfriend (Male!Reader) | Part 2

👊Secrets come out when Jessica makes Malcolm and Reese think the other is gay. ~2k words, 800 words

PLAYLIST

ONE SHOTS

Kissing The Homie (Male!Reader)

🧑‍🌾Francis always thought he was straight. When he comes home from military school and sees his childhood friend for the first time in almost two years, he starts to learn some things about himself. ~1.9k words

Travel Day (Nonbinary!CaneUser!Reader)

🧑‍🌾You and Francis get ready for the journey to visit his family. ~500 words

Nonchalance (Male!Reader)

🧑‍🌾Your relationship with Francis isn’t a secret, you just choose not to make a big deal out of it. ~700 words

Bad Boy's Blue (Alt!Francis) (GN!Alt!Reader)

🧑‍🌾Wanting to do something to celebrate being close to graduation, Francis asks you to dye his hair. ~700 words

Room For One More (Wife!Reader)

🧑‍🌾You and Francis have the perfect life, being happily married and working at the Grotto. But when you miss your period, you wonder if this perfect life can handle one more person. ~900 words

See The Light

🧑‍🌾Stuck at a Krelboyne picnic, you go behind the building for a secret smoke. Francis appears with the same idea, and asks if he can borrow your lighter. But you’re gone before he can give it back. ~1.2k words

SMUT

Keep Your Voice Down

🧑‍🌾You’re the Wilkerson’s go-to babysitter, able to handle any of the chaos the boys throw at you. But you’re Francis’ favorite for other reasons. ~2.1k words

Lights On

🧑‍🌾You’re not used to being intimate, so Francis makes sure your first time with him is extra special. ~2.5k words

Finally Alone (Wife!Reader)

🧑‍🌾After Hal uses Malcolm’s credit card to book some rooms at a ski lodge for Christmas, you and Francis take some much needed time for yourselves. ~900 words

HEADCANONS

Slowburn Headcanons

🧑‍🌾Having a slowburn friends to lovers with Francis Wilkerson headcanons ~2.3 words

Simp Headcanons

🧑‍🌾Francis Wilkerson being a simp for you headcanons ~1k words

Angry Skater Boy Headcanons

🧑‍🌾Francis Wilkerson with a skater boy with anger issues ~900 words

Growing Up With And Dating Francis Headcanons

🧑‍🌾Growing up with and dating Francis Wilkerson headcanons ~700 words

SERIES

The Boy Next Door’s Brother | Part 2

🧑‍🌾All Francis hears from Malcolm these days is how cute the new neighbor girl is. Imagine his surprise when he comes home for the weekend to find that the neighbor girl is his age and Malcolm is still trying to impress her. ~1.4k words, 1.1k words

ONE SHOTS

Two Krelboyne Girls

💫Being the new Krelboyne girl, Cynthia’s determined to make you feel welcomed. ~400 words

I Found a Girl

💫Cynthia introduces you, her new friend, to Malcolm, who instantly develops a crush. Too bad you have your sights set on someone completely different. ~800 words

[good-beanswrites]

"Prisoner @purgemarchlockdown ! Milgramblrgram has judged you guilty for your crimes! It is time to meet your judgement. As the wardens' fang, I take that responsibility upon myself!" (Aka, Esquest Bad End be upon ye 👊) TW for Amane's cult mindset.

You open your eyes. 

The temple looks the same as it always has. The thought usually comes as a relief – after a particularly difficult hero, the return to routine is a blessing. Seeing everything back in its place always fills you with a sense of peace. God once explained that all of existence is a circle. Something about eternity and cycles and perfection. You didn’t quite understand, but you enthusiastically told Him that you did. You didn’t want to appear as a clueless child. And anyway, you grew to love the loops. 

But not now. 

This time, your head whips around, looking for something that should be here. Well, it shouldn’t be here, but you expected it to be.

You pace the chamber’s echoing floor, but there’s no sign of it. Did you really expect it to be here? Did you really get your hopes high? You should not have been so naive. The hat isn’t here. How could you have been so stupid?

“What are you looking for?”

You nearly startle at the voice. God stands behind you. He does not sound pleased. 

“N-nothing!”

The word come out in a panic. Then, as you’re struck with the realization that you just lied to God, your eyes drop to the ground. “I mean… it’s nothing of importance.”

He steps closer, and you shy away from His suspicion. 

Despite the glare He shoots up at you, God’s voice is even. “Are you sure?”

“Y-yes. I thought… last time there was…” You take a moment to collect your thoughts. God pauses as you do so. He is always patient with you. He loves you, after all. You inhale. “The last hero tried to change things, but they did not. I knew they couldn’t,” you lie, “so I was just seeing the proof.”

“Yes, they failed. There is nothing to look for here.”

“Of course.”

God leaves you, then. The temple drops into silence. He is right. There is nothing to look for. You aren’t quite sure what emotion you’re left with. Your chest feels as empty as the chamber around you.

The next hero, however, finds out exactly what you were feeling. They take one step into your cell, and you tear them apart. 

It all happens in a moment. It shouldn’t be them walking through the door. You scream, accusing the flailing hero of things they never could have done. You cry, accusing yourself of things you never should have done. You let your claws tear however they please. 

Looking at the mess before you, you feel like the monster everyone feared you were. 

You don’t really care. 

That is, until God appears once more. He looks on the scene with disgust. It’s the type of face the villagers would flash your way before turning away to whisper something. It’s the look you saw from your parents, a silent warning about what was about to follow. You knew this situation was no different. 

You were monstrous, and you would be punished as one. 

“This type of behavior is not why I chose you.” God says. “I chose you to be special.”

“I understand.” 

“Come with me.” 

This was right. This was just.

Your feet remain stuck. Es...

No. You do need to do this.

These voices, they were wrong last time. Only one person had proved undoubtedly correct this whole time, and you should have listened to Him from the beginning. 

There is a reason everything is circular. The loops make sense. Routine means perfection. Change never brings anything except pain. This time, you will be good. You will be good enough. 

You follow God.

Your chin is held high. You need no saving form heroes, or voices, or anyone. You’re right where you’re supposed to be. You’re special. You may not be perfect, but that is why you must endure these lessons. God must love you so much, since he is willing to teach them again and again. How patient he must be.

He turns his face away, in time to miss one last tear that slips down your cheek. You hear the smile in his voice. 

“There’s a good girl.”

[dogfagdeathwish]

sneaking into big sis's room when she's not home and using her computer. She always said you weren't allowed because she had lots of 'boring' grown-up stuff on there. Looking through her search history and visiting sites a kid like you had no business being on. It feels so fun and dangerous until she comes home and finds you sitting at her desk watching porn on her computer. oops. 👊 guess you should have paid more 👊 attention 👊 to the 👊 sound of the 👊 front door opening 👊💥 huh, lil sis? She makes sure to take a long time teaching you a lesson about not snooping on your big sister.

You wonder why she left her computer unlocked though... It's almost as though she wanted you to look through her stuff while she was away. That can't be right. right? well, whatever, all you need to know is she's your big sis and she loves you. she must have her reasons...

[itzmaztercom]

get to know my ass with things i like :

In picture/text

First of all,i'm Stan,i'm a trans boy from France 🎀🥐🥖🇨🇵 i use/him. And for my sexuality I have no idea and I don't really care because it's not Tinder here😖👊

My birthday is March 12!!!

My favorite color is blue and green cause i'm not original .

Goals : i think i'll really like to be a famous band,I wanted to play guitar or drums but I'm poor and I'm in the countryside so I can't take lessons 😖so I'm trying to improve my voice cause i sing like a shit And I take lessons myself with my CDs

ANYWAY

SHOW:

CODE LYOKO (i've only just started s2 🎀)

Malcolm in the middle 🤗

The Bunny house 🎀 favorite movie ig

SOUTH PARK 🥰😖

Music:

Cinema bizzare 🤗

TOKIO HOTEL OFC

KYO 😍😭❤️👊🎀🔥

Food/drink cause why not:

I'm a very picky eater but i like

-brownies

-sweet things

-hot chocolate

-oasis

-i don't like spicy or Sour things or vegetable 😖(I don't like a lot of things, like fries. If it's too hard I don't like it, or chicken I only like white chicken 🎀👊🔥😖)

GAME:

I dont like game or video game..

Random things i like irl:

-CDs (I even make a collection ) -dvds (gonna start a collection soon too)

-posters, picture.. i HATE white wall,So I start filling my walls with posters and photos

-I don't like it when it's not full 😖I prefer my room to be overcrowded than empty

-clothes (even though i'm fucking broken)

If y'all wanna Ask me other things ! Ask me in private message or comment and I will do a part two and i'll tag you

Sorry if it was long

[nuroshlep]

☕️☕️☕️

i’m so tired today so I drew this on lesson of composition👊

[hanafubukki]

*gasp in betrayal* WHAT?! 🥹 Forget about the Bean Brawl, I'm wrestling Leona 😠😠😠 👊

OMG 😘😘😘❤️❤️ Nevermind! 🤭 What I said was a joke earlier mwah mwah mwah

Leona pls reject us-

Bonus: Lilia with his deadly smirk

Hello Aqua 💚🌺🌻

The way they all just ganged up on Leona in the beginning of the event had me laughing. Lilia was acting just like a Dad too when he was teasing Leona 🤣🤣

“Do you have any idea how long and boring these lessons are?”

I’m sure he does. 😆 Someone had to be there when Malleus had his tutors running for the hills lmfaoo 😂😂😂

[kimi-co]

Congratulations to Ollie Bearman you passed his driving test today with 0 driver faults! Ollie is a formula 3 racing car driver.. so now he can legally drive safely on the road as well as on the racetrack. Ollie only had one lesson with me the day before his test! Great drive, stay safe and good luck in your racing career! 😎🥇🏁🏎️👊🚗2022/10/04

[gamerbearmira]

(Guess what I found in the master list 😈)

Setsuna was relaxing as she watched the others. Things had been much livelier and happier for them all these last few years since they found out the princess was reborn and had most of her memories. Their Queen was a lot happier knowing one of her children was back.

Everyone was actually. And they were all feeling very protective of the small girl. They had lost her so often after all, and twice due to such horrible people.

"Here Setsuna." Usagi, and their Queen was very much Usagi and not the Queen right now she always was when alone with her guards or advisors.

Setsuna smiled as she took the drink offered.

"Thank you Usagi-chan." Setsuna said and Usagi just smiled brightly before Minako had bounded over and grabbed her, pulling her into a crazy lil dance that had them all laughing.

Setsuna was just enjoying the day, there was nothing pressing that needed to be done. No enemy, nothing had been shown as going wrong in the time gates... Their princess was with Luna and today was supposed to be one of her days for royal lessons, which meant no random dropping by to kidnap her from the Senshi.

It was supposed to be a good day.

Everything and everyone stopped when Setsunas cup hit the ground and spilled the drink over her skirt hem and the floor.

"Set...Setsuna?" Michiru asked worriedly, she had never seen her normally elegant and aloof long time friend so pale and shaken before. Not even for those horrible moments that they all believed Saturn was going to destroy everything.

"No no no no. It can't...how...why..." Setsunas garnet eyes were blown wide and she was staring at something none of them could see in horror.

"Setsuna?" Haruka asked alarmed and Setsunas face was drained of all color. She hadn't looked this scared or horrified when they had died...

"Princess!" Setsuna didn't wait for them when it seemed she was able to move again. She immediately teleported away to go to Mirabels side. Usagis and Mamorus faces drained of color. Their baby girl? Oh no...not again...

The Senshi were teleporting after the eldest of their group almost immediately, Rei grabbing Usagi who was frozen.

They got there to see a human Luna desperately putting pressure on Mirabels neck with Setsuna as blood pooled the ground.

NOOOOO ＼(;´□｀)/

You dare access the ancient scrolls and use them against me to cause me pain 🧙‍♂️

No but like. They fr must've thought she was about to die again. And they would have to wait YEARS again before she was reincarnated, because who knows how long it takes :(((

AND CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW LUNA FEELS??? Like she was watching and her teaching her and she literally left Mirabel alone for a few minutes and she comes back to. THAT. LIKE HOW DO YOU COPE WITH THAT 🌚👊

[budutinahrobnositmandarinky]

i found this emojiridden copypasta that i made in 2020 in the depths of my notes app and i think the world (like 3 people on tumblr dot com) should see it.

twin size mattress

This 👉 is for the lions 🦁 living 🌱in the wiry⛓️ broke 🚫💸 down ⬇️ frames 🔳 of my friends 🤼 bodies 🏋️‍♀️

When ⌚the flood water 🌊 comes🏃‍♀️, it ain't💁‍♂️ gonna be clear 💎

It's gonna look 👀 like mud 🤢

But I 🙋will help 💪 you swim 🏊

I 🙋‍♂️ will help✌️ you swim 🧜

I'm gonna help 🙏 you swim 🤽

This 👈 is for the snakes 🐍 and the people👫 they bite 🦷

For the friends 🤸 I've made; for the sleepless 🚫🛌 nights 🌌

For the warning ⚠️ signs I've completely ignored 🤦‍♀️

There's an amount to take 🎁, reasons 🤔 to take more 🛒

It's no big 🧿 surprise 🥳 you turned out 📝this way 🛣️

When they close 🗝️ their eyes 👁️ and prayed🛐 you would change ♻️

And they cut your hair 💇‍♂️, and sent 📨 you away ↪️

You stopped ✋ by my house 🏠 the night 🌌 you escaped 🏃‍♀️

With tears💧in my eyes 👁️, I begged 🙏 you to stay🕺

You said 🗣️, hey man 👨‍🌾, I love 😍 you 💆‍♀️ but no 🙅‍♂️ fucking way 🛤️

I'm sure 👩‍🏫 that we could find 🕵️ something🙌 for you 🧘‍♀️ to do on stage 🎶

Maybe shake 🗯️ a tambourine 🥁 or when I sing 👨‍🎤, you sing harmonies 👩‍🎤

This 👐 is for the lake 💦 that me and my friends 👬 swim 🏊‍♀️ in

Naked 🧖‍♂️ and dumb 🤪 on a drunken🍹 night 🌃

And it should've 🙈 felt good 👍

But I 🙋‍♀️can hear 👂the Jaws 🦈theme song 🎵 on repeat 🔁 in the back 🔙 of my mind💆‍♂️

Make sure you kiss 💋 your knuckles ✊ before ⏪ you punch 👊 me in the face 👩

There are lessons 👨‍🏫 to be learned 🧐, consequences 😬 for all the stupid 🤪 things I say 🗣️

And it is no 🚫 big surprise 🎉 you turned out this way 🛣️

The spark ✨ in her eyes 👁️

The look 👀 on your face 👩

I will not 🚫 be late ⚰️

I'm sure 🤔 that we could find 🕵️‍♂️ something for you 🙇‍♀️ to do on stage 🎤

Maybe shake 🌀 a tambourine 🥁 or when I👩‍🎤 sing, you sing 👨‍🎤 harmonies

I wanna contribute 🤲 to the chaos 🦠

I don't wanna 🙅‍♂️ watch 👀 and then complain 😾

'Cause I am through ☠️ finding blame 🙊

That is the decision 🤔 that I have made 🚽

She hopes 🙆 I'm cursed 🧙‍♂️ forever ♾️ to

Sleep 💤 on a twin-sized 👯 mattress 🛏️

In somebody's attic ⬆️ or basement ⬇️ my whole life 👴

Never graduating 🎓 up in size to add ➕ another ⏭️

And my nightmares 👹 will have nightmares👺 every night 🌃

Oh, every night 🌉, every night 🌌

[umlewis]

"This year we've had to become more resilient as a Team than ever before 👊 What was the biggest lesson you learnt in 2023? 💭" - december 29, 2023 📷 @.mercedesamgf1 / instagram

[dreadteller]

  *  ―  𝑪𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑻𝑨𝑰𝑳 𝑸𝑼𝑰𝒁. ( send one or multiple of these to learn a little more about my muse(s). )

🍍 [ mai tai ]  if they could have any superpower in the world, what would they choose?

🐻‍❄️ [ white russian ]  what would they do if they won the lottery?

🦗 [ grasshopper ]  what / who would they dress up as for halloween?

☀️ [ tequila sunrise ]  how would they spend their perfect day?

🌴 [ californication ]  what do they think is their greatest achievement in life?

🪞 [ caipirinha ]  if they could change one thing about themself, what would it be?

💊 [ painkiller ]  what is their greatest regret?

🐴 [ moscow mule ]  if they could travel through time, where would they go?

🍸 [ dry martini ]  what is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to them?

📞 [ tom collins ]  which living person would they most want to meet?

🐾 [ greyhound ]  if they could have a dinner with just one person ( dead or alive ) who would they choose?

👊 [ planter's punch ]  how long does it take to befriend them?

🍓 [ sangria ]  do they have any special routines they follow every single day? if yes, which?

🍋 [ whiskey sour ]  what is the biggest lie they ever told someone?

🧟‍♂️ [ zombie ] do they believe in life after death?

🧊 [ margarita ]  what are their biggest pet peeves?

🌿 [ mojito ]  what is one goal they are working towards?

🍎 [ appletini ]  who do they consider the most important person in their life? why?

💃 [ cosmopolitan ]  what is their happiest memory ever?

💦 [ gin tonic ]  who influenced them the most?

🦟 [ bloody mary ]  what would they do if they only had one week left to live?

🌇 [ manhattan ]  where would they like to travel the most?

🗝️ [ old fashioned ]  what would their adult self tell their kid self if they could go back in time?

🌊 [ blue lagoon ]  how do they typically react when faced with something they fear?

🚘 [ sidecar ]  what type of person are they most likely drawn to?

💬 [ negroni ]  what is one piece of advice they would give others?

🌪️ [ hurricane ]  which song describes them the most? why?

🍆 [ sex on the beach ]  what do they consider red flags in a relationship?

🍊 [ mimosa ]  which incident shaped them the most?

🫖 [ long island iced tea ]  if they had the chance to redo their life, what would they do differently the second time around?

🐎 [ mint julep ]  which was their dream job as a kid?

🤬 [ singapore sling ]  how do they react to disappointments?

⚔️ [ alexander ]  what would they do with one million dollars / euros / pounds / whatever currency they use?

🪛 [ screwdriver ]  which habit do they wish they could get rid of?

🫧 [ gin fizz ]  do they consider a glass half-full or half-empty?

💨 [ aperol spritz ]  which is one thing they still think about a lot?

⛱️ [ piña colada ]  how do they show affection?

🎱 [ swimming pool ]  what is the most important lesson they've learned in recent years?

💣 [ b52 ]  how would they describe themselves in as few words as possible?

💌 [ daiquiri ]  do they believe in true love? why or why not?

from @poohsources !!

[good-beanswrites]

"Prisoner @oboetemasuka ! Milgramblrgram has judged you guilty for your crimes! It is time to meet your judgement. As the wardens' fang, I take that responsibility upon myself!" (Hits you with some good ole OOA angst 👊) TW for Amane's cult mindset and brief descriptions of the injuries.

“Amane, you must – please – !” Shidou’s voice changed from pleading to an icy calmness. “Kazui, hold her still.” 

Amane struggled from his grasp, but there was no hope of success. Even if her little form stood a chance against Kazui’s strength, even if her uniform wasn’t locking her arms in place, she knew she would not manage to draw up any power with all this pain rocking through her body. Her chest stung so that she could hardly breathe. The throbbing from her right eye made her dizzy.

Through her spinning vision, she could see Fuuta nearby. She was struck with the selfish thought that she wished she couldn't. He looked awful. Shidou had rolled him over so he wasn’t lying facedown in blood, but it still clumped in his hair and over his eyes. His arm was stuck at an odd angle. 

“No,” she gasped. “Stop…” 

It was unclear who she was commanding. Shidou? Fuuta? God? Maybe all at once. 

The room wobbled as a wave of pain washed over her. Shidou’s hands were around her face. Though seeking her eye, he may as well have been covering her mouth with how suffocating it felt. Amane shook her head violently back and forth in an attempt to stop him.

There was the ceiling – then Shidou’s face, far too close – a blood-spattered wall – Fuuta’s ginger hair caked in blood – the ceiling – intense gray eyes – the wall – a broken arm – ceiling – scowling lips – wall – ginger fur caked in blood – ceiling – a screaming mouth – blood-spattered floor – a paw bent the wrong way – ceiling – green eyes filled with fire – 

A hand clamped down on her head to keep her still. Her vision swam. She released a cry of anguish. The others probably thought it was from the pain, but she knew how to bite her tongue through pain. No, this was utter frustration.

Then came a glimmer of hope. An angel.

Mahiru stood over her. Amane only had so many people left in this world who treated her kindly, didn't lead her towards sinfulness... and weren’t beaten to death. With the recent turn of events, Mahiru may be the only one left. 

There was some arguing as Mahiru was told to leave, but she convinced the others to let her stay by Amane’s side. She smiled, though tears streaked down both her cheeks.

“It’s alright. I’ve got you. You’re safe now.”

That was it. Mahiru had been sent to save her. Everything would be alright.

Shidou’s tone was as cold as the disinfectant he was applying. “Tell her to hold still.”

Mahiru gave her a gentle nod. “Please, you have to listen to him.”

And just like that, the breath was knocked from her lungs. As quickly as her savior had come, she disappeared. Mahiru had turned against her, for the sake of that damned doctor.

Now Amane had nobody left in the world.

She lashed out one last time before her injuries overtook her completely. Her adrenaline was receding.

“This is for your own good.”

It wasn’t. 

She’d experienced things for her own good. When her mother punished her, she’d repeat the reason for it over and over. When her father brought down his wrath, Amane knew exactly why he was doing so. Her teachers would ask her, when they’d finished giving out their discipline, if she’d learned her lesson. It made sense. It was fair.

There was no lesson here. 

One must work towards holiness. Amane had been working her whole life. She’d fought to learn from each punishment. She tried so hard to be good. But now, there was nothing to learn, nothing to strive for. There was nothing at all. Yuzuriha Kotoko was killing her, Kajiyama Fuuta was leaving her, Kirisaki Shidou was dooming her, Shiina Mahiru was betraying her, and there was absolutely nothing she could do. 

Hopelessness was a trial all on its own.