#lesjinki anon

[jjongslight]

I think he would do so well as a villain that doesn't reveal himself as such until the climax, just fooling everyone with his charming impression.... now I want to see that dammit - 🌈

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

Omg that would be even better 😭😭😭 UUUGH.

My first thought was if he had played the villain in Derailed (one of Ming's movies) and I just got wet.

But I love your idea so much better!!! 😤😤😤 WE NEED IT.

[waitingforminjae]

I thought about villain jinki again and remembered a children's book I read in which evil warlocks have rainclouds over them, the bigger the raincloud the more powerful the warlock, and now I have this image in my head of jinki strolling across a field with a gigantic storm following him, umbrella in hand and madness in his eyes.... or an entire city where it's always raining bc he resides there... villain jinki really is such an interesting concept - 🌈

NOW THAT'S THE KINDA THING I'M TALKING ABT!!!!!! That's such an amazing mental image!!!!!

[jjongslight]

oh btw I feel slightly betrayed bc everyone's always talking about jjong being tiny and I got excited bc I like short men but he's 174 cm? that's not short in my book???? I was excited for a 165 king 😭 and what do you mean key is 181 cm?? that literally rocked my boat I had to sit down after learning that fact (I only looked up their heights bc key gave me short energy too so you can say I was shocked) - 🌈

Look, Jjong’s tiny, kay??? (I want him to sit on my lap aksdkakdsak). Who knows what’s his real height? XD. What I’ll say from seeing them live is that he’s not THAT short, but it’s more of his whole built, like he is petite and being the shortest in the group doesn’t help. 

Also, I can confirm that Key is pretty tall, there is almost no difference between him and Ming??? Like he’s just a little shorter, but yeah, you wouldn’t know just seeing him like that. Key’s meatier so that always plays on the perception of someone’s height. Ming’s legs are very long and he’s very lean so he seems even taller. 

I love height talk. XD 

[jjongslight]

no it's not sing your song there's a video where they dressed up five cats as shinee and put them on a stage 😭 this isn't a fever dream is it? (wait you don't like sing your song??) - 🌈

@bpash89 YES.

I forgot about this XD

[jjongslight]

on which eyebrow does key have a scar? I swear in every picture I see it changes sides - 🌈

Okay, but like I was going to say the right brow, but now that I’ve checked it really seems to change sides o___o THE FUCK. I’m not good at like figuring like the mirror effect of pics/vids (like which side is what), so maybe that’s what’s messing with my head akdsjadjasjdasjda

Here, left brow right?

Here, right brow right?

OR AM I FUCKING DUMB???? XD

[jjongslight]

today I ranted to some friends about a lot of people being too blind to see jinki's fucking hot and showed them pictures and one of them went like "wtf are they talking about he's so goddamn attractive" so I'm feeling very validated 😏 - 🌈

You have selected great friends, my dear hehehe. I had to kill some because they didn't agree (just kidding, not).

But like this philosopher said @5hineepop not finding Jinki attractive/sexy is just lazy. If there are no cocks or tiddies out, people go ''meeeeeh not for me''.

How fucking lazy and honestly fucking moronic. Go suck these other boys' tiny dicks, we will keep the Grand prize. Thank you.

😂😂😂

[jjongslight]

also! I've seen a clip of taemin trying to show off but ending up kicking himself in the face with a ball and yes I did evil cackle - 🌈

Aaaah we are indeed on the same team. hehe I love when Taem gets what he deserves. XD I think I remember that moment.  

[jjongslight]

akjdbkshbc I'm watching master key and at one point key's repeatedly hitting a pillow with minho's face on it like a piñata I can't this literally made my day - 🌈

Aaaaaw the best frenemies!! Kibum clearly loves him a lot since he’s constantly doing things to antagonize him or embarrass him. 

I love their dynamic  😂😂😂

[jjongslight]

I hope you know I'm sitting here like 😠😠😠 bc of these videos... anyways I saw sth cursed and I want you to rank these looks from best to worst shineeaday*tumblr*com/post/176209496747 - 🌈

I’m glad to provide fap quality material  🤭 😏 ❤️

Picture in question : 

Why is it cursed tho???  😂 😂 😂

So from best to worst : 

- Taemin (I love long hair on him like LOVE and I think he looks so soft and fierce here) 

- Jinki (that shawl thingie actually looks really good on him ngl kasjjasjdajdja and his expression eeeep)

- Ming (I actually almost put him second, I know this is unpopular, but I think he looks great XD) 

- Key (The hair is great!! That outfit though... if they say so)

- Jjong (They really did him dirty in this pic, that hair and outfit are a hot mess, but maybe it was to match his personality jasjdjasjasjd  😂 😂 😂)

What’s your take on this? :p 

[jjongslight]

I am back to ask the important questions aka given the chance which shinee member's closet would you raid (I have accepted my brand as lesjinki anon but I'm probably gonna sign with 🌈 in the future since that's shorter. also I tried to thank you for the gifs and stories already but tumblr ate all my asks :( jinki's gummy smile is truly adorable)

Very important question!!! (And glad we settled on that haha. Also. Fucking Tumblr. Grrr. Glad you appreciate those <3).

WITH NO FUCKING HESITATION. 

JJONG’S CLOSET.

I really love his fashion the most out of everyone else’s, especially what I call his fuckboy looks. I go through phases where I feel more masculine and dress accordingly (which tbh, is lasting a long time now lol), but I’d really like to recreate some of his looks and really embrace that energy. 

Example (cause it’s one of my fave looks ever and let’s have some OT5 lol) :

I also really love all his other types of looks, like his more preppy or comfy looks. I WANT IT ALL.

I love this question, thank yooooou~ <333

[jjongslight]

ahh I'm not there yet 😅 I'm quite busy right now, when I have more free time again I'm probably gonna go on a deep dive but I'm already feeling very overwhelmed at the thought because there's just so. much. stuff. I don't even know where to start 🤔 any suggestions? - 🌈

Aaah I totally understand, but I don’t think that you have to go through everything at once. Just take your time to enjoy the ride ^^ 

And I’d say just watch the MVs to start XD And if you want to get a feel of them as performers and as people I’d suggest watching this concert!! (I don’t know how long the link will stay up lol). You’ll get to know a lot of their songs too that way. 

Also, I feel like this broadcast too is a good one to watch. XD And for the oldies, watch Hello Baby (where they take care of a kid when they are themselves still kids hahaha - h i l a r i o u s). It seems to be on Youtube! ^^ 

I don’t know if babywols want to suggest things too since they went through that process recently~ ^^ 

Hope this helps!! <333

[jjongslight]

for some reason when I watched the crazy mv it reminded me a lot of taemin’s aesthetics for want? mostly in general but the glitter masks made me pause for a sec. so I looked a bit closer and with move and after it seems similar to jjong’s vibes for me, not so much before. idk I just thought that was an interesting observation. I really wanted to like jinki’s collab with lee jinah bc I like her too but the style doesn’t do it for me :( same with blue, give me sth smooth and sensual pls - 🌈

The members plagiarize each other all the time XD, but that comparison is soooo interesting, because of the themes of the songs??? Being under’s someone spell vs. putting someone under your spell !!! (I’m srsly mindblown rn). And great observation with the glitter masks (I def see some similarities with Move too!!). 

I didn’t listen to both those Jinki songs... I have a blockage with his solo stuff for some reason. Maybe I’m too scared I won’t like it or sumthin... or how it’ll make me feel? But I agree about SMOOTH AND SENSUAL PLEASE DADDY.

[jjongslight]

that's what the babywols are here for, sparking discussions ;) anyway, for the ask game 18, 53, 77, 110, 125 - 🌈

I KNOOOOOW  😭😭😭 You guys are so freakin awesome ~  ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

18: [Favorite] Sport to play : Does weightlifing count?  😂😂😂 Cause yeah. I’m not into team sports. But to watch, soccer is my faaaave. 

53: How do you like your steak cooked: *looks at Taem* I don’t eat meat, but even when I did, steak wasn’t my shit. 

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: I have to go with my convos with Cata aka @acuamoon cause our brains been syncing a lot these days.  ❤️  (p.s. she’s another awesome babywol ajsdasdhahsdha)

110: Here’s what I think about my neighbors: Most of them are nice/friendly, except that one family who is always making noise until late in their backyard. I’d fucking wreck their shit if I could. 

125: Chocolate or Flowers: CHOCOLATE. Like, what am I going to do with flowers??? Stare at them???? Naah, fam. 😂😂😂 

Thank you so much, love, for these. You’re a keeper!!! hehe 

Ask me shit~

[jjongslight]

I did some thinking about which colours I associate with the members of shinee but I want to hear your answers first so I can't influence you with mine - 🌈

Damn, that’s such a good question. 

Hmm. 

Jinki - Dark Midnight Blue. 

Kibum - Purple.

Minho - Lime Green. 

Jonghyun - White/Grey (something eerie, it’s hard for me to explain, but the white is light/consciousness (illumination) but also void which fits perfectly in my head for him)

Taemin - Black/Red. 

[jjongslight]

tbf I would not have watched it if I didn't like mystery games... and it's so funny to me how minho is acting on this show bc he's stepping in there looking all composed and dignified and charismatic but as soon as he's presented with the opportunity to win one (1) useless golden key he's all "alright gotta go bodyslam my band member" and he's strutting around like a guard glaring at everyone waiting for them to make a wrong move it's honestly ridiculous - 🌈

He’s not called flaming  🔥 🔥 🔥 charisma for no reason  😂😂😂

He’ll stomp a bitch just to win !!! XD Gotta catch em’ all ~

[jjongslight]

can you pick a song for each member you'd really want to see them cover? - 🌈

- Anna Wintour by Azealia Banks for Key - (I know she’s problematic as fuck I KNOW) he would kill that shit and it really fits his vibe

- Lollipop Candy Bad Girl by Tommy Heavenly6 for Taemin - I don’t know, I just see him rocking that aesthetic (watch the mv) and I want him to do rock sooo.... XD Oh and he speaks fluent Japanese so no excuses!!!

- Pink Matter by Frank Ocean ft. Andre 3000 for Jonghyun - That vibe and song feels very like him to me

- White T-Shirt by Jonghyun for Jinki - Yup, I want him to cover a Jjong song and right now, I’d love to hear him cover this particular one 

- Calling you by Jung Jin Hyeong for Minho (it was hard for me to find one, but that chill type of song fits him perfectly imo)

That was hard lol. I’d probably have different answers at a different time, but here you go. XD