#lesbians cannot exist outside my strict boundaries for it and they can’t even joke about any possible attraction to a man! doing so is evil!
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Straight people joke all the time about like celebrities they’d go gay for and everyone knows when they say it that it’s not actually completely serious and they just consider the person to be very attractive but the second a lesbian makes the same exact joke suddenly they can not longer possibly be a lesbian and they’ve been lying the whole time and they’re just a stupid bigoted fauxbian. Anyway the only man I would go straight for is James Marriott
#lesbians cannot exist outside my strict boundaries for it and they can’t even joke about any possible attraction to a man! doing so is evil!#both lesbophobic and biphobic all rolled up into one neat little package#I put ‘they’ but let’s be real people like this don’t think non binary people can be lesbians and possibly don’t even think non binary#people can exist
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