#lesbians against laurance zvhal

[confessmau]

Did we all forget Zane also made fun of laurance

see i hear you but the arguement is less about whether it was wrong for laur to make fun of zane in general and more about whether or not its acceptable for laurance to call zane names based on zane's bad eye.

for context, zane's mean nicknnames for laurance are "little laurance", which is a great use of alliteration and so vague i geniunely cant tell if its intended to be a short joke, a small dick joke, or just generally condescending, and "stupid laurance", which is just straight childish. its not nice but its not like he's calling him laurphan or some other personal attack that would justify laurance's behavior.

also important to note that laurance is the ONLY character who intentionally makes fun of zane's eye. it's established pretty early on (iirc same batch of pixel painters that laur started the one eye thing in) that other characters who regularly tease zane (ex. garroth and aph) are aware that it's a senstive subject and get all apologetic when they do it accidentally. even gene, who picks fights with zane like it's a sport, never brings up his bad eye. it's basically the only line people won't cross when they're clowning on zane.

there are so, so many valid reasons to bully zane that laurance could base his nicknames on, we doesn't have to chose the blatantly ableist one

[the-queers-agenda]

If you're rating ships, here's some of mine (mostly the less well known ones, since that's more fun)

Aphmau/Sasha

Katelyn/KC

Laurance/Kenmur

Lucinda/Emmalyn

Jeffory/Travis

Katelyn/Lucinda

SORRY I just realized this is way too many, feel free to ignore some of these (it's just me and my rarepair army against the world lol) (idk why I'm on anon, I'm at least 93% certain that you can guess who I am, but oh well)

Okay Anon let's start!

-Aphmau x Sasha: In mcd I want enemies to lovers with them, I think it's be best if that relationship started forming in season 2 though, not season 1. Also I think it'd be a better way to further the plot when considering the Nether. In Mys, I personally hold no strong feelings towards or against it, but anything would probably be better then aarmau. In Pdh I think it'd be really neat ship but I don't remember how old Sasha was in that series so if she was a freshman/sophomore I don't think Id mind the ship. If She was a Junior, it depends, they'd actually have to have a relationship that was healthy and even then it's still really iffy. And if she was a Senior it's a hard NO from me

-Katelyn x KC: I can see them being amazing Platonic lovers, but romantically I'm not really sure. MCD: No Mys: Maybe, but they both have to actually acknowledge each other. But seeing as I'm a sucker for the "They were roommates" trope I can't seeing it being a terrible ship, but they'd have to grow as characters Pdh: Personally I don't see it happening but it could be a "They both have a crush on each other and refuse to admit it" thing

-Laurance x Kenmur: I only say yes in mcd, the other universe's just don't make sense. Childhood Friends to Lovers. Kenmur being attracted to both Zvhal's. Laurance already qualifies as someone Kenmur confides in, which I love. The two of them getting closer after Sasha's death, thinking their love is wrong and/or unrequited. Actually admitting their feelings after the Irene Dimmension mess. Nice ship, gives me brainrot

-Lucinda x Emmalyn: (mcd, in pdh/mys they like never interact))Yes<3 no I will not explain. 10/10 ship anon, love them. I see nothing bad with this ship

-Jeffery x Travis: ooo I actually like this one! It's kinda odd though, but in mys I think it'd be pretty cute. Also Travis gets to date a dilf, good for him good for him. Actually, Travis being a Dad gives me brainrot. I'll expand on it later, in a different post or two.

-Katelyn x Lucinda: No matter what world they're in it's a Power Couple . Disaster Bi x Disaster Lesbian /pos

Anon you have given me so much brainrot, I should probably write some of it down /pos

[confessmau]

I never cared for mystreet Laurance, I found him obnoxious and annoying, the only thing I like about him are his scenes with Garroth.

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[confessmau]

hi, i'm a laurance fan and i was wondering, out of genuinne curiosity why some people dislike him? this isn't a question out of hate, i just want to know the reasons behind it as i might have missed some key points that started this?

it sort of depends on the person. i know two of the more valid reasons among laurance deniers are; his repeated harassment of aph, and that weird nice guy incel arc he has (which admittedly every dude in the aphverse goes through as a right of passage, but laur in particular gets at least one in every series and i don't think a single one was properly resolved). however some people just don't like him, nothing against him he just inspires nothing.

confessmod's laurance disdain however stems mostly from starting my aphmau journey with the minigames, where laurance is easily the worst character and that tainted my view of him forever.

[confessmau]

I love the lesbians against Laurance Zvahl tumblr account so much, actually. Whoever is behind that is hilarious.

@lesbiansagainstlaurancezvhal love you boo <3 <3

[confessmau]

trans people against laurance zvahl maybe?

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I feel like Zane is a member of Lesbians Against Laurance Zvahl. Whatever kind of secret organisation made out of lesbians who are against Laurance Zvahl is, I am certain Zane is apart of it.

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[confessmau]

Unlabelled against Laurence.

We can all unite and get him, boys, I know we can.

[confessmau]

i just hate laurance idk hes mid and overrated why do people even like him

poor taste in men

[confessmau]

I am an aroace against Laurance Zvahl

damn we got the L and the A we just need the urance

[confessmau]

i hate laurance

right answer

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As a lesbian I am happy to say I am part of the Lesbians FOR Laurance Zvhal organization. I am glaring daggers at this blog owner /nsrs /silly

consider this war >:)

[confessmau]

i was gonna reblog but i also don’t want to get attacked lol but anon you are so right about laurance stans

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[confessmau]

Why do you have a no lesbian Laurence Profile picture??

actually, it is a no laurance lesbain pfp!! as a member of Lesbians Against Laurance Zvhal (LALZ), I'm obligated to clarify which fictional men lack my respect. hope that helps!!