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gift basket (e.w.)

kinda cont. to this :3 meep
wc;cw: 1.6k, return of pothead!ellie and her pothead gf, weed duh, parties, mention of psychs but no actual psychs lol, fluff⌠UNHEARD OF, flirting and a lil sexual tension, something quick bc i miss her fr
âyou tryna do acid?â you call from ellieâs small dining table, rolling up for the two of you. ellieâs attention is yanked from her device, gawking from where she sits on the couch, decked in her usual party attire: all black everything from head to toe. âthe fuck did you just say?âÂ
âyou tryna do acid?â you repeat, sealing the blunt. ellieâs eyes flick around the living room, jolting down to the blunt in your hand before they lock with yours.Â
â. . . why the fuck would i do that before a party?â ellie snorts, removing and tossing her reading glasses on the coffee table before returning back to some annoying show about a blue cat with bunny for a sister. neither of you are high yet and sheâs already in hysterics, wildly cackling and shoveling parmesan goldfish in her mouth.
ellie. . . oh, ellie.Â
why wonât she fucking touch you?Â
after your intense smoke session on pothead christmas, your relationship has gotten strange. not strange in a bad way; she never hesitates to invite you over to spark up, pick you up for late night drives, have study sessions (where she watches you study with eyes tinted pink). everything is exactly the same, but you donât want it to be.Â
itâs been a month since she smoked you out and rambled about her sex life, since you asked â begged her to kiss you. at this point, you would accept a fucking peck, for sucks sake! but she brushes you off every time, pushes you right back into that best friend box after every hot box. youâve given her every sign to put it down on you, and sheâs receptive. the stares she gives you, the lingering touches, the seemingly doting affection that shines beneath her pupils. itâs all there and. . . not at the same time.Â
but here you are again. igniting her fucking bud before you roll out to another frat house. being high and horny simultaneously is your greatest weakness. . . especially when your little crush looks this fucking good.Â
âyouâre so far away.â ellie lures gently from the cushions, âcâmeeere, iâm cold.âÂ
â. . . itâs almost june.â you note flatly. she rolls her eyes and blows a raspberry, climbing over the back of the couch and sliding in next to you, eyes glued to your working hands. she pinches the blunt between her thumb and index finger. âitâs fat as fuck, jesus christ.â she mumbles in amazement. fucking geek.Â
âitâs yours. say thank you.â ellie gasps in delight and throws her arms around your neck, bending down to smack kisses on your cheek, mumbling thank you, thank you, thank you! you canât hide your smile when you throw hers in your little baggie before shoving it in her front pocket. you pat it for good luck. âdonât crush them like you did last time. iâm gonna be hot,â you scold lightly and ellie smirks against your cheek.Â
âi dunno. youâre pretty hot already.â she purrs against your face. you push her away and she giggles, jogging to get her shoes on. you follow in her lead and lace up, praying to god that she doesnât sit on the fucking bag in the uber.Â
ellie canât stop staring at this fucking lava lamp.Â
itâs gorgeous, really. . . the bright colors, the holographic glitter, the fucking. . . clay balls. are they clay? they look like stress toys floating around in uncooked egg whites that've been injected with fairy vomitâ
âellie!âÂ
she feels like sheâs underwater, but not in a drowning, iâm-gonna-die way. she feels like a mermaid as she searches the room at your call, tunnel vision centering on every drunk face until she finds yours. you're actually right in front of where she sits on the love seat. . . right in front of someone else. . . whoâs directly behind you. . . who the fuck is that?Â
your brows are pulled down in concern as you shout over the blaring music, asking her if she feels okay, if she wants to leave, but sheâs not focused on none of that. . . her high is about to go left in a second if this bitch doesnât stop squeezing your ass. ellie sends you an affirming look even though her blood is sizzling beneath her skin and you nod in acknowledgement, returning your attention back to whoever youâre throwing it on.Â
. . . would it be fucked up if she busted this lava lamp over this broadâs head? she doesnât think so.Â
she barely registers it. the small display in front of her is nauseating. ellieâs known you forever, and never once have you accepted a rip from somebody you didnât know. . . so why the fuck are you ripping from a bitch you donât know? the end of the blunt sparks a bright orange with your heavy puff, the carbon you didnât inhale ghosting in front of your mouth. smoke leaves through your nose as you giggle, the fucking. . . bum whispering something in your ear with a tight squeeze on your waist.Â
youâre shaking your head like you like it, like youâre approving of this fuckery and ellie almost vomits. she stands too quickly for her legs because she plops back down like an utter buffoon, the world spinning like a pinball. her arms extend as she searches for balance while sitting andâ
whatever the fuck she was going to say vanishes when your hands come down on her shoulders, comfortingly squeezing them through her sweaty shirt. softly. ellie turns to mush as she tries to read your lips. . . maybe she shouldnât do that; it looks like youâre saying donât be gay. . . but ellie is gay and so are you so how the fuck would that work?
sheâs being scooped up by you and. . . yeah, sheâs very faded. ellieâs always prided herself in having a high tolerance to the dirty green, but sheâs on one tonight. what the fuck did you put in that shit? is this why you asked her to do acid earlier? because you laced her shit? she can feel her palms getting clammy as you walk her down a dark ass hallway. . . if she had that lava lamp, maybe she could seeâ
a door slams shut and a lock clicks. itâs suddenly bright. ellieâs convinced she made it to heaven. . . especially when her vision focuses and sheâs met with the angel that you are, eyes sparkly and twinkling like fairies in a meadow. god let her in the pearly gates. . .Â
âyou okay, baby? needa throw up?â your hand is on her cheek, thumb gently massaging the skin. her heartâs singing. ellieâs entranced by you and her skin heats. . . her pussy also skips a beat. a little one-two.Â
â. . . babyâs okay.â she mumbles. why is her tongue so heavy? you coo at her, âwanna go home?â
ellie nods, âfuck that bitch you were grindinâ on. hope she breaks her neck. . . or somethinâ crazy, i dunno.â you choke on laughter and pull her in for a gentle hug. ellieâs heavy arms enclose around your waist. tightly. selfishly.Â
âyou mad i wasnât grinding on you?âÂ
âduh! the fuck. . .â she slurs. âi should be grabbing ass, âs my. . . sâmine, fuck you.â youâre giggling into her neck and she shoves a hand in your back pocket.Â
âyou needa bed.â you shake your head.Â
âyeah, so i can dig you out in itâ â
âELLIEâ â
her laughter is uncontrollable, âyeeeah, youâre fucking mine. no more hoes for you.âÂ
youâre burning hot when your eyes open. . . because thereâs a fucking body on top of you!
you and ellie are slung across the couch cushions, party clothes still on. ellie mustâve been awake for a minute because she sighs, breath hitting your tummy, âdid you try to kill me yesterday? be honest.âÂ
â. . . bitch. . .â
âiâve never been that high . . . well, thatâs not trueâ â
âexactly.â you snicker, âhow long you been up?âÂ
she holds up her wrist to check her imaginary stopwatch, âapproximately. . . three minutes and thirty-fiâ six secondsâ â
âi fuckinâ hate you. get the fuck off me.âÂ
âhmm. . . nah, iâm good right here.âÂ
ellieâs head shifts on your stomach and you know sheâs staring up at you, âi needa fucking showerâ â
âme, too. with me?â you hear the smile in her tone. you finally gawk down at her. âyouâre never hitting my shit again. whatâs up with you?âÂ
her eyes crystallize when she shrugs, âhad another dream about giving you head and now i gotta do it. follow your dreams, or whatever they say.âÂ
your jaw is on the floor and your stomach is in knots. âellieââ you gasp.Â
âno, iâm not still high, and no i donât wanna just fuck. kinda obsessed with you if last night wasnât obvious.â she speaks so casually and itâs giving you whiplash. âi almost committed murder. thatâs how pissed i was.âÂ
âa-at me?âÂ
ellieâs eyes roll, âoh my god, no. at whoever that freak was from last night. . . i donât wanna talk about that shit anymore. i have trauma.âÂ
her tongue rolls over her lips and she eyes you like a vulture to a carcass, âi dunno if you ever used that shower head when you sleep over but. . . it goes crazy.â her proposal makes you squirm and she smirks, planting a kiss on the skin of your belly. followed by another. . . and another a little lower.Â
âyou my girl?â she whispers against your skin, staring up at you, tongue poking out just barely to swipe on the plush area.Â
â. . . maybe.â you mumble shyly, and ellieâs teeth beam. she sits up to stand and pulls you with her, guiding you out of the living room and down the hallway, into the bathroom. she snags her lighter off the counter and ignites her favorite cinnamon candle, the wick nearly gone. âfor ambiance.â she whispers with a grin.Â
you unbuckle the belt looped in your jeans, âpulling out the big words, huh?â
âcall me thesaurus the way i make that pussy talk.â she expects you to laugh, but you donât. you almost grab your shit and leave. . . but her laughter sounds like wedding bells.Â
âjust take your clothes off.â you say dryly.Â
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#pothead!ellie#ellie williams#ellie williams smut#ellie williams au#ellie williams x reader#ellie williams x you#ellie the last of us#the last of us 2#lesbian#works đ§§ŕŁŞ
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Opposites - @femslashfortnight
woagh,,, its like this opposite personality lautski fic I wrote except if what if instead,,, they,,,, were dykes,,,
#THEY ARENT LESBIANS IN THE FIC IF THATS UNCLEAR ITS JUST LINKED FOR AU CONTEXT#hatchetfield femslash fortnight#hfff#lautski#anyway go read my fic they aren't dykes in it so its not as good as it could be but I think its fun#Peter spankoffski#stephanie lauter#reverse lautski au#fem Peter spankoffski#hatchetfield#starkid#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#hatchetfield femslash fortnight day 12#hfff12#my art :)#suddenly greasy pothead Pete is 400% hotter because she's a trans lesbian
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hello dayurno i hope you're having a nice day. recently i saw some discussion regarding the top bottom dynamics of kevjean and i wanted to ask your opinion on this, i feel like the only top jeremy truther left
hello darling what spaces are you even frequenting that people are having serious discussions about kevjean topbottom dynamics........... i'm assuming you mean k/j/jr so i will say this: do NOT let anyone make you think jeremy is not folding jean in half like laundry. i don't care if jean is 6'5 or 6'2 and if jeremy is 5'8 or 5 feet flat any hole is a goal and sister jeremy is a striker. if the people from upstairs (nora) said it themselves that jeremy is a service top no one gets to tell you shit ok
now re: kevin/jeremy well that is still true! though i will say when i think of keremy i think about budding lesbian friendships that turn into something more and bashful escalation into gay sex so i think they are definitely less hard on the roles they can play! but yes service top jeremy all the way its the belief of a lifetime. this is also why the keremy song of all time is guilty pleasure by chappell roan. self discovery is a beautiful thing and it will hit kevin like a baseball bat the way it did jeremy when he was 18 staring down kevin day from the other side of a winter banquet
#kevin: youre a pothead youre a cinephile its been a while since youve turned up the dial!#you give me guilty guiltyyyyyyyy pleasureeeeeeeeeeeee#keremy are lesbians to me you dont even know#in keremy even the top gets pregnant#they're giggling schoolgirls to me seriously its hard. its hard. they walk w locked arms#manic pixie dream girl 4 manic pixie dream girl#and jean can be their depressed monster nightmare girl#because i will never let a man be a man. he will always have to be a girl#also re: kevjean topbottom dynamics it literally does not matter i think they dont mind either way but i assume jeans relationship with sex#is frail at best#so i think kevin would accommodate to anything really
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another Blight of Man shitpost for yalls pleasure
nothing quite like the strange dynamic between a stoner scientist and her alcoholic sleep-deprived boss @dxmurei
#cowberry art#oc art#blight of man#dr dianna violet#ttrpg#ttrpg character#ttrpg characters#art shitpost#silence pothead#he's bullying a lesbian during pride month#how dare you#just cus he can speak to computers#what a loser#this fuckin guy#she's gonna sneak an edible in his shot glass#quick doodle#besties for life
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Burnout, pothead Shaggy Butch + Nerdy, loser lesbian Velma Femme
#butchfemme#lesbian#femme bait#butch bait#butch lesbian#femme lesbian#butch femme#femme4butch#butchfemme dynamics#dykeposting#lesboposting
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debut - internalized homophobia era
fearless - comphet era
speak - fighting demons (bisexuality) era
red - first girl heartbreak era
1989 - slutty bisexual era
reputation - i hate everyone except for my gf era
lover - deadass thought i made it obvious era
folklore - shit i am a lesbian era
evermore - depressed lesbian era
midnights - cool sexy hot pothead lesbian era
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chappell roan writes songs about how the girls she likes are potheads and cinephiles...ma'am the dirtbag lesbian army is at your beck and fucking call
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its christmas morning! (e.w)



omg yâall itâs fucking 4/20 aka my thanksgiving christmas and valentineâs dayđłÂ
wanted to write for my fav pothead for my fav holiday :O ellie ripping bongs has been imprinted on my brain since that scene in the game yall know which one iâm talking about i don't even gotta say itđ i am very high rn so if thereâs a typo or mistake no!! thereâs!! not!! love yâall byeÂ
wc;cw: 2.7k, oc n ellie r both in college, WEED!!! WEED WEED WEED!!!, 21 savage :p catch it, sexual tension yâall know how i get down, descriptions of sex MDNIIII, dubcon(theyâre very high), ellieâs so cute but also a lil mean, hair pulling ;D
âcâmoooon dude, just one hit!â ellie said with a wide grin while softly nudging your shoulder with hers, her packed and filled miniature glass bong and lighter sitting on the coffee table in front of the two of you.Â
ellie had sent you a text message after you got out of your last class saying it was her favorite fucking holiday so get ur ass over here! you knew she would hate it if youâher main smoking buddyâmissed out on the new bud she got from someone on campus, so you packed an overnight bag with four of your own blunts that you rolled for her(you learned that tropical breeze was her favorite flavored wrap during one of your seshes!), and made your way over to her off-campus apartment complex. you knew there was no way you were going to be able to walk home tonight since you planned to get as fried as humanly possible.Â
youâd arrived inside her building and scaled the stairs to the third floor before you banged on her door. fuck, you were winded! whatâs up with the elevators not workingâ
a muffled whatâs the password?! had come from the other side of the door as you gasped for air.Â
âstop playing games, iâm tired!âÂ
youâd heard her laugh as the door swung open, revealing an already high, smiling ellie: you were immediately hit with the smell of the weed sheâd apparently already smoked. she looked so cozy, her black hoodie and gray sweatpants littered her body, her hair in a loose ponytail. you looked down at her giant frog slippers before she broke the silence between you two.Â
âitâs christmas morning! welcome to my trap house!â sheâd excitedly squealed out, gesturing for you to come in.Â
she guided you to her and her roommateâs living room couch as she lit one of the blunts you rolled (and then another one) for you both to share. you felt relaxed after smoking them down, but you told her you needed more, and she was more than willing to give you that. sheâd ran to her bedroom and grabbed her trusted friend, as she called the smoking utensil.Â
âiâve never used one of those before.âÂ
ââŚare you fuckinâ serious?â ellie asked with wide, red tinted eyes.Â
âum, yeah. why would i lie?â you asked blankly.
âthatâs not what i meant, you smoke pretty often so i assumed. my bad.â she put her hands up in defense at your tone.Â
âyou donât need to apologize,â you said before pausing to look at the bong. it was pretty: it was clear, but there were hints of blue further down the base. it reminds you of the ocean. you stared at it before breaking the silence.Â
âwhat does it feel like?âÂ
âwhat? hitting it?â she asked as she nodded towards the bong on the table.Â
you nodded at her, and she shrugged before sarcastically answering.Â
âit feels like you're smoking,â she said with dramatic jazz hands.Â
you pushed her as she laughed, âobviously, bitch! i mean when you're high. people always talk about it hitting way harder than any other pipe.âÂ
âbecause it does! you choke hard as fuck if the rip is big but it feels good afterwards. you smoke, you know what iâm talking about. itâs⌠the peak is just more⌠intense with bongs? i guess, i donât know. i can only take likeâŚthree or four good hits, not gonna lie.â
you nodded as you listened to her rambles. ellieâs tolerance was definitely higher than yours, but you could hangâwhich was one of the main reasons she liked to smoke with you. you always felt nervous to hit from a bong because of all of your friends' horror stories. you heard so many variations of how hard they greened out the first couple of times they did it, and though youâd never admit it to anyone, their experiences freaked you out. you always smoked weed to relax and sleep, not see god.Â
ââŚhm.âÂ
âwhat?â ellie smirked at you when she heard your acknowledgement.Â
you were looking at the bong intensely as you imagined what your high would be like if you were to smoke out of one: youâd be so embarrassed if ellie was forced to talk you down from a bad trip because you didnât know your limits. but the mention of its intensity intrigued you. how intense would it be? would you be able to move? think?Â
âyou wanna hit it and see what happens?âÂ
her quiet voice caught your attention. you looked to your right and⌠oh. she was really close to you. when did she get so close?Â
ââŚyeah.âÂ
you were now sitting criss crossed on the couch as ellie faced you, packed, water-filled bong and lighter in hand.Â
âhitting is pretty easy, but your throat burns like crazy. this is my smallest one, but⌠yeah, it might choke you.âÂ
ââs fine.âÂ
she hummed in acknowledgment before she said, âiâll go first just so you can see.âÂ
you nodded as you watched her put her lips at the opening of the tube. she lit her lighter and circled her flame around the bud-stocked bowl, igniting the flower as smoke slowly began to fill the base of the bong.Â
when she was satisfied with the rip, she detached the bowl from the stem and sucked in the smoke, exhaling a large cloud away from your face. she cleared her throat as she passed it to you, âsee? easy.âÂ
you took the bong and lighter from her hands and inspected it. you heard her snort from in front of you, meeting her eyes as you looked up. âitâs not gonna bite you, dude.âÂ
âi fucking know that,â you said with a soft glare, making her laugh harder.Â
she reached over towards the coffee table and grabbed the small baggie of your rolled blunts. she took one out and grabbed another lighter out of her hoodie pocket, lighting the end and puffed on it to ignite the weed. she hadnât noticed that youâd been watching her the whole time with an intense gaze.Â
she finally looked up at you and nodded at your occupied hands. âyou gonna hit it?âÂ
fuck. yeah, you were. you were. you nodded hard. she mumbled out a soft you donât have to, but you shook your head at her, yes, you do!Â
you brought the opening towards your lips and looked at her for approval, earning a small nod as she exhaled her own smoke and smiling, âcarry on, young pupil.âÂ
you lightly kicked your knee against hers, earning a soft laugh. you took a deep breath before igniting the bowl and watched smoke fill the base. you werenât sure how long you should wait before you took a rip, so you met her eyes again, awaiting instruction.Â
âyou donât need to smoke all of that. âs a lot.â she advised, slurring slightly, smoke pooling out of her nose as she spoke. you didnât listen, though.Â
you removed the bowl as she did, and sucked in all of it. you breathed out and instantly started coughing up both of your lungs as she laughed, grabbing you a water from the table, opening it, and passing it to you. you dropped the lighter and exchanged the large pipe for the water in her hand. âfuckinâ idiot, i told you not to.âÂ
you choked harder as tears flooded your eyes, but even in your time of weakness, you flipped her off. she giggled before pretending to bite it off.Â
as your coughing eased, you slowly sipped from your bottle and wiped the tears off your cheeks. âbro, what the fuck.â you said dryly, sipping more water.Â
she laughed hard at you as she lit and ripped from the bong again.Â
some time passed and you were starting to feel⌠something different as you came up. you knew you were going to peak soon, but the lift was coming in much harder. much faster. it was making you a bit antsy.Â
ellie mustâve noticed your unfocused looks around her living room because she aligned her eyes with yours and whispered out a hey.Â
âhi⌠i think i feel⌠feel it,â you whispered back, a slight shakiness to your voice.Â
âokay. want me to turn some music on?â and you nodded before she could even finish her gentle proposal. you watched her every move as she got up and swiftly made her way over to the kitchen, turning on her speaker. âwhat you wanna listen to?âÂ
âg-glock in my lap.âÂ
âeverywhere iâm strapped,â she said as she mimed jerking off with her tongue out. she's so gross⌠why was it getting you hot?Â
she busted out laughing at her own joke before she played it, queueing her own list of songs before returning back to the couch to get in her previous position.Â
âwhatâs your craziest weed story?â you asked the minute she sat down, cutting mumbling of the lyrics off.Â
âcraziest weed story?â she asked softly as she reignited her stubbed out blunt.Â
âbong story. craziest bong story,â you corrected yourself slurrily. oh, this shit was hitting.Â
she huffed out a laugh before talking. ââŚi donât know if you wanna hear that right now.âÂ
âwhy? was it that bad?âÂ
âit was the exact opposite actually.â she corrected softly. had she leaned a bit closer to you? you couldnât tell.Â
âone of the best highs of my life, to be honest. wish i could go back to that day and just to feel it again.âÂ
âwhat happened?âÂ
she was silent for a moment, looking into your eyes with an intense gaze.Â
âi⌠i met this girl on hingeâ donât fucking laugh!â she said as she smiled.Â
it made you laugh harder. âiâm notâiâm not trying to, i promise!âÂ
she rolled her eyes as she continued. âanyway, we linked up after talking for a bit, and she told me she wanted to match. i drove hours to see her, she was so fuckinâ hot.âÂ
you hummed as she continued, giggles completely forgotten as your vision tunneled in on her. âso, we meet and we go up to her room. i think⌠her roommate had company over or something, it was really noisy when i walked in. anyway, we spark up, weâre smoking, and sheâs just like hit my bong with me!, and i said sure.âÂ
youâd been watching her lips move the entire time she was talking. sheâd been biting and licking them as she reminisced while hitting the blunt, and it was making your body hot.Â
âshe hit it first and passed it to me, and iâm like⌠what the fuck do i do with this contraption? like, you have to understand that it wasnât a bong like mine. it was wide and long as fuck and the rips were huge. anyway, she showed me but⌠she was so close to me. like this.â
she leaned closer to you, your noses almost touching. your breathing picked up. âshe was just talking me through the first hit, light this, pull that, yâknow.âÂ
to be frank, you didnât give a shit about this story at all, but you would listen to it over and over again if it meant sheâd be this close to your faceâ
âand sex while high feels so fucking goodââ
âhuh?âÂ
âwhat?âÂ
âwho had sex while high?âÂ
â⌠meân my hinge date.âÂ
she squinted her eyes at you before she grinned. âwere you listening?âÂ
âyup.âÂ
âright.â she said as she cheesed.Â
there was silence as you both looked at each other, but she inched a little closer to you and whispered. âwanna know a secret?âÂ
you nodded instantly. anything anythingâ
âshe made me cum really hard after i hit her bong, like i went completely brain dead.âÂ
and you sucked in a sharp breath at her little secret before saying, âiâm sureâŚâÂ
âyouâre sure?âÂ
âyeah.âÂ
she nodded at you, passing you the blunt she'd been nursing before she scooted back to reach for her bong and lighter off the table. she hit it again and you watched. you watched her so closely.Â
âwhatâd she do?â you asked as you took a bold hit before stubbing it out on the ashtray on the table.
âwho? mâdate?â she asked as she blew another cloud away from you.Â
you nodded much harder than you shouldâve, but you were so curious.Â
she smiled at you before elaborating, âso⌠i hit it, iâm choking hard as fuck, but sheâs handing me water and rubbing my back and all of that shit.âÂ
âi finally calmed down, and we both laid down on her bed, weâre like⌠facing each other,â she explained, trying to demonstrate their movements through her occupied hands.Â
remember when you said you didnât give a shit about this story? you did. you really did.Â
âshe just starts⌠rubbing on my arm and stuff. like barely, but i feel it, and i start relaxing. like⌠it feels like iâm sinking into her bed. she starts telling me how cute i am and whatever and then⌠she just kisses me. itâs real cute at first,â she said with a gentle grin.Â
âbut she⌠she grabs my hips and pulls me closer⌠i canât even remember what happened but i end up on my back and sheâs eating me out and fingering me,â sheâd been looking off into the distance throughout the whole story, but reconnects her eyes with yours, and they slowly drift down to your lips and you want to kiss her so fucking badâ
âwhen i came, i kinda just⌠blacked out, i felt like my brain was gonna come out my earsâŚlike, in a puddle or somethinâ crazy,â she had the audacity to giggle at her statement. she didnât even care about how wet her story just made you, how rude!Â
ââŚbut yeah,â she mumbled and nodded, suddenly averting her gaze from your mouth. she leaned towards the bong in her hand, lighting and ripping from it again.
instead of politely blowing the smoke away from your face like sheâd been doing, she held eye contact and blew the cloud towards you, and you breathed it in like you wished to breathe her in. she reached to the side to place the pipe and lighter back on her table and looked down at your twitching hands before she asked, âyou okay?âÂ
you nodded slowly and dazed, slowly blinking at her, and she smirked as she leaned closer to you again. this was the closest sheâs been to your face, and all you could do was study her. memorize every detail on her face. she's so, so pretty.Â
âellie.âÂ
âyeah?â she breathed out and you barely heard it.Â
âkiss me.â you replied just as quietly.Â
she licked her lips again as she looked down at yours. you were nearly panting like a dog and you could tell she was getting off to your desperation by the smirk on her face.Â
you leaned closer to her in attempts to close the distance, but ellie moved away before you could.Â
so you tried again.Â
and she moved away again. and then she leaned back onto her propped elbows, one of her knees bent up.Â
âcâmere.âÂ
you moved before you could think, shifting onto your wobbly knees to crawl on top of her, your hands on either side of her head as she straightened her legs out so you could straddle her waist.
you felt her warm hands grab your hips to squeeze them. you placed your weight on both your elbows and leaned down so you could finally kiss her. you want a kiss! you want a kiss now!Â
your head was yanked back before you could connect your lips to hers, and you let out a shocked, wet gasp as you grinded down on her impulsively. you want more more moreâ
she snorted at your reaction before bringing her mouth up to your ear to whisper, âi want another hit.âÂ
her hand loosened in your hair as you watched her laugh at you with her head thrown back, a shocked expression on your face. no way she just played you like that!
âfuck you,â you said with an embarrassed pout as you sat up and moved off her lap, sitting the farthest away from her as you could.Â
âi know you want to, hand me that lighter,â she said, nodding her head towards the table while giggling.Â
you grabbed and threw it at her chest, making her laugh louder.Â
hahaaaa i gotchu yall thought they were gonna fuck? SIKE but omg yall make sure to get high byeee
#ellie williams blurb#ellie williams smut#ellie williams#ellie x fem reader#ellie the last of us#ellie x you#ellie x reader#ellie williams x you#ellie williams x reader#pothead!ellie#lesbian#modern!ellie williams#modern!eddie x reader#works đ§§ŕŁŞ
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Clueless Steddie AU where Steve is Cher. His dad is a big hot shot lawyer who isnât around much and can be pretty mean at times. He cheated on Mrs. Harrington with Eddieâs mom. Mr. Harrington felt guilty about it when both Steveâs mom died and Eddieâs abandoned him so he had to go live with his uncle, so he started financially supporting Eddie.
Even though Wayne didnât want to take any kind of charity, Eddie of course vows to take this rich douchebag for all heâs worth. He butts heads with Steve at every turn because Steveâs figured out what Eddie is up to. Eddie doesnât expect to care about Steve or feel bad about his dad basically leaving him alone in that big mansion.
Eddie holds onto the idea that Steve is a stuck up brat whoâs self obsessed, even as he sees Steve helping others. He watches Steve (and Robin) get their gym teacher Jim Hopper and their art teacher Joyce Byers together. He knows that Steve is responsible for helping Will find his confidence and the dnd kids having a place to play when everyone thought they were playing a devils game. His blanket of protection has extended to people like Robin Buckley, the local lesbian who never gets bullied, even though sheâs a little weird and a lot loud about her relationship with Nancy Wheeler. In fact, they all seem to be at the top of the social pyramid.
Still, Steve and Eddie donât see eye to eye. When Jonathan Byers shows an interest in Argyle, Steve makes it known he can do better than the local skateboarding pothead, even though Argyle is the nicest guy on the planet. Eddie takes personal offense to the connotations behind the sentiment and sides with Argyle, inviting Jonathan over to console him and tell him the exact opposite.
It backfires in Eddieâs face when Jonathan blows up at Steve and tells him to stay out of his personal life because theyâre not even real friends. Steve gets quiet after that, keeping to himself and hanging out less with his friends, outside of Robin. The house seems even emptier, even though Steveâs there more. He tries dating a few people that never come home with him at the end of the night.
Eddie watches him in the halls, eyes following Robin and Nancy, Mike and Will, Lucas and Max, and Jonathan and Argyle (once they do eventually get together). He always has this pained wistful look that never gets easier to look at head on. Eddie knows how much Steve craves intimacy. Itâs written all over his face.
And yeah, Steve has some flaws, but he doesnât understand why these people keep turning Steve down. He takes care of the people he loves, even to his own detriment. Heâs kind, but with a fun mean girl streak thatâs more entertaining than harmful to anyone. Every time Eddie sees Steve, heâs tempted to run his fingers through his soft hair. Eddieâs pretty sure Steve spends hours grooming himself to look as perfect as he does every day.
Meanwhile, Steve thinks thereâs something wrong with him. At the end of Steveâs most recent failed date, Eddie was of course staying in their mansion while Wayne was working night shifts and came down the stairs at the exact moment Steve was coming home, like he was waiting for the opportunity to make fun of Steve.
Theyâve gotten closer over the past few months, less biting remarks and more time watching dumb cartoons or mtv on the couch. Steve had to call Eddie for help once, when his phone died and his car was stolen. Eddie had left band practice to come pick Steve up in the middle of nowhere, much to the chagrin of his band mates. He hadnât heard the end of it from Gareth about being the knight in shining armor rescuing the little rich boy. Eddie sticks up for Steve when Mr. Harringtonâs coworkers bash Steveâs intelligence and tell him heâll never be as smart as his father.Â
Still, Steveâs surprised when Eddie meets him halfway on the stairs to talk about the failed date. Some guy called him a pretty face with nothing going on upstairs and tried to get into his pants without a thought to how his words affected Steve. Eddie reassured Steve he wasnât an idiot and listed off all the nice things Steve had done for others recently. He didnât realize Eddie was even paying him any attention, let alone committing those moments to memory. Eddie starts ranting about how dumb all these people Steveâs dated are and how Steve deserves better. So Steve leans over and kisses Eddie, pulling away to tell him heâs someone better.Â
Also posted on twitter.
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#clueless au#clueless#background#ronance#jargyle#byler#max x lucas#katie writes
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Giving Punch Out boxers (minus Lil Mac) songs but they're randomized in my playlist and will probably have NOTHING related to them ^_^!
(The song meanings are given out. I got all of these from sites, please correct me if I'm wrong!)
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Aran Ryan: Aishite ita no ni (Even Though I Had Loved You) by Materu (LMFAO????)
"There was this girl who was in a relationship with this guy ("Let's become one, both in body and in soul"), but because the relationship was too toxic("I loved you, I really loved you, yet you betrayed me"), they had to put an end to it ("Before it comes to an end, let's end it together"). So in the song, the girl mourns her relationship, singing ("I believed you, I really believed you. I loved you, I really loved you")."
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Bald Bull: Likey by TWICE (I'M CRYINF HELP)
"The agony of trying to elicit a social-media "like" from a crush, as well as the struggle of maintaining a beautiful social media image."
(who you trying to impress)
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Bear Hugger: I Want You by Mitski (DAMN.)
"âI Want Youâ tells the poetic heartbreak of a relationship that was one-sided. The song includes lyrics that explain how there was an attempt to make the relationship last, however with lacking support this led to its inevitable downfall. Mitskiâs melancholic vocals portray a tone to the listener, one that is filled with a despairing plea, an exhausted attempt to save their relationship one last time with the words, âI want youâ."
(Who hurt you, Bear Hugger???)
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Disco Kid: Basketbol by Viva HotBabes (HELP, A FILIPINO SONG THAT'S JUST ABOUT BASKETBALL???)
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Don Flamenco: Guilty Pleasure by Chappell Roan (no comment 1, should've been another song)
"The song is filled with sexual allusions and the pretty unhealtry relationship sheâs having; she refers to her partner as a âpotheadâ and she explores the âsexually fantasizingâ theme. The guilty pleasure is associated to something that makes you feel good in spite of the shame that it might bring, in this case, the chagrin comes from her depthless relationship."
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Glass Joe: Destroy Me by Mr. Kitty (I dunno bro! No comment!)
"About someone who is in a state of despair and looking for escape from the challenges of life. The song's lyrics express a deep sense of powerlessness in the face of life's struggles, and a desire for complete destruction as a way to break free. The narrator is asking another person to "hurt me," "fight me," "kill me," and "destroy me," in order to take away the pain and anguish they're feeling."
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Great Tiger: Less Than Three.? (YOU LOVE ME TYPING OUT MY FANTASY) By Disko Warp
"The song is about a girl getting home from school then hopping online to anticipate her conversation with her online boyfriend."
(WHO'S THE ONLINE BOYFRIEND, TIGER???)
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King Hippo: Catallena by Orange Caramel (WHY THE LESBIAN SONGâ)
"The song shows fascination towards a charming "Catallena" woman in spite of being straight, singing, "She's so great, I've fallen for her / Even as a girl"."
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Mr. Sandman: Suki! By Cho Tokimeki Sendenbu (CUTESY SONG.)
"It emphasizes the intensity of emotions experienced when infatuated with another person. With each repetition of the word âsuki,â meaning âlove,â a wave of overwhelming feelings floods the listener. Itâs as if the song captures the heartâs racing beats and the giddy happiness that love induces, conveying the sheer magnitude of infatuation."
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Piston Hondo: Tell Me by Wonder Girls (wuh.)
"A song about a girl who has fallen in love." (TYPICAL! Yet still a banger)
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Soda Popinski: Favorite by Isabel LaRosa (damn thrist trap song)
"The song shows the sesire to be cherished, chosen and favored by her romantic partner, emphasizing themes of desire and possessiveness." (help me)
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Super Macho Man: The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang (????????gyat)
"A song playful and provocative exploration of human sexuality, likening it to animal behavior." (guh)
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Von Kaiser: Your Best American Girl by Mitski (NO, WHAT THE HELL)
"The song represents the turmoil that one feels when they experience a relationship that brings them great joy, but also must come to terms with the fact that they are different from their new partner on a multitude of levels and they are likely committing to a fantasy. Mitski says that this song was inspired by âwanting so badly to fit into this very American personâs life, and simply not being able to, just fundamentally being from a different place and feeling like I would just get in the way of their progression in their life."
(First post btw! Hope it isn't too messy :' )
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I spent my entire shift last night coming up with this shit. You have to know restaurants to really get how accurate this is lol. I'm a fucking nerd.
So this is the 141 as line cooks/restaurant au
None of my friends know enough to get the funny
Ghost - grill/butchery (cis, gay)
Bigass knife bag don't touch it or he'll stab you
All black, wears construction boots and tac pants. Wore mask during covid and then just kept it on, everybody forgot what he looks like without it.
Baseball hat
Called ghost because he doesn't have a car and never gets rides, just kind of appears and disappears. Soap has a bet going that he lives under a bridge.
Uses collection of knives, each one hand picked. Touch and he will stab u
Favorite tongs, favorite spoons. Touch and he will stab u
Plain apron, tied in front so people can't untie it from behind
Sober for 5 years
Closes pit with Price every night so Roach can get to class
Doesn't talk much at all, but has the loudest 'behind, hot' you've ever heard
Arms covered in oven burns
Soap - sautĂŠe (cis, pansexual)
Full set of globals, everyone teases him about it. Canvas knife roll
Refuses to wear a hat
Colorful chef coats plus leather/denim hipster apron. Traditional shoes, jeans
Always has a band aid on at least one finger
Has the Aux at all times
Called soap because he started out as dish at the restaurant
"front man" for when deliveries or inspections happen
Functional alcoholic and pothead
Flirts with every single server in existence, somehow gets laid every weekend
Drives a purple jeep with red rims
Price - executive (cishet, massive ally)
Apron always hanging untied - constantly either going to smoke or coming back from smoking. Cigarette in his mouth or behind his ear at all times
Hat from game
Never wears a chef coat, always wearing slouchy t shirts from vendors or events.
Ancient steel toe clogs, classic black kitchen pants
Set of old school beat up German knives, keeps them very sharp. Leaves his leather knife bag at work.
Problems with authority, especially Graves. Will stand up for any of his cooks. Makes sure that the line and dish eat, whether he's supposed to make a staff meal or not.
Yells during service and then apologizes.
Closes dish every night with Ghost so that roach can make it to class.
Everyone banishes him to the parking lot when an inspection happens
Drives a 2009 dodge minivan
Gaz - garmo/pastry (he/they, bisexual)
Went to culinary school, always wears coats from previous jobs (all Michelin star places somehow), traditional checked pants, and those steel toe pumas. Bracelets and striped apron.
Exclusively uses Japanese knives, flat pack hard knife case
Slips roach messed up deserts all night
Always messing with new menu ideas and platings, also helps Price with the bookkeeping
Deeply despises Graves and makes a big show of saying yes sir while glaring at him
Drives a hybrid gray truck
Roach - dish pit (enby, ace?)
Newest addition, paying their way through night classes at the community college.
Sweats and college or event t shirts
Sneakers that Gaz passed down to them
Called roach because one came out of the drain on their first day and they jumped so hard they fell over the mop bucket
Sleeps in the dry storage during slow nights
Basically the kitchen mascot
Terrible haircut that soap gave them on the back dock
Vapes and is embarrassed that they like the girly flavors
Rides electric scooter everywhere unless Price gives them a lift
Kate Laswell - gm (cis, lesbian)
Will make servers cry, still the best boss
Constantly annoyed at Price (sibling vibes)
Hates Graves
Drives a suburu and will kill you if you make a gay joke about it
Graves - owner
Piece of shit
Drives a tesla
Never to be found on busy nights or events, but likes to take credit
Shit talks every generation after his
Always wearing suit pants and shirt with Patagonia vest
#task force 141#cod mw2#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#Task force 141 au#alternate universe#restaurant au#kyle gaz garrick#gary roach sanderson#john soap mactavish#captain price#john price#Line cook#Restaurant life#professional kitchen#Knives#text post#phillip graves#kate laswell#This shit is so funny to me you have no idea#I need sleep#I might be projecting based on various people I've worked with lol#Shout out to Joe and Franklin#Also fuck you Jim nobody likes you
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Moviez:
INHERENT VICE (2014): Excellent Paul Thomas Anderson adaptation of the 2008 Thomas Pynchon novel, a '70s hippie-stoner riff on Raymond Chandler's Philip Marlowe, starring Joachim Phoenix as pothead P.I. Doc Sportello, who is drawn into a complex scheme involving his ex-girlfriend Shasta (Katherine Waterston) and her missing real estate mogul boyfriend (Eric Roberts). Long and leisurely paced, retaining most of the novel's convoluted plot and a good deal of Pynchon's deadpan humor, INHERENT VICE is not nearly as bleak as the detective films of the era in which it's set (e.g., Robert Altman and Leigh Brackett's cruel 1973 adaptation of Chandler's THE LONG GOODBYE, to which both versions of VICE are often compared), but Anderson plays reasonably fair with the mystery, and, like the novel, treads a pleasingly considered line between the doomed romanticism of the genre's hard-boiled antecedents and wistful nostalgia for the dreams of a mostly vanished era. It's also one of Phoenix's career-best performances (although his gruesome muttonchops aren't easy to stomach), with a strong supporting cast (including Josh Brolin, Reese Witherspoon, Benicio Del Toro, and Martin Short), and Anderson makes the inspired decision to translate big chunks of the novel's third-person prose to a voiceover by Joanna Newsom (as Doc's hippie friend Sortilège). CONTAINS LESBIANS? In passing, courtesy of the ever-delightful Hong Chau. VERDICT: Extremely satisfying if you can tune into its particular wavelength â the only PTA film to date that I actually enjoy.
L.A. CONFIDENTIAL (1997): Glossy but annoyingly defanged Curtis Hanson adaptation of the hardboiled James Ellroy novel, about a battle of wills between three LAPD detectives â twitchy thug Bud White (Russell Crowe), slick hustler Jack Vincennes (Kevin Spacey), and brittle college boy Edmund Exley (Guy Pearce) â surrounding a high-profile robbery/homicide and its politically charged aftermath in 1953 Los Angeles. Highly acclaimed at the time, the film hasn't aged well: It's well-cast and well-acted, and it still looks great, but Hanson and Brian Helgeland's script excises about half of the novel's sprawling, squalid plot (sometimes neatly, sometimes not) and eventually squanders too much credibility trying to contrive a facile good-guys-vs.-bad-guys resolution, culminating in a preposterous new ending that ties everything up in a neat bow in ways the novel pointedly does not. (Ellroy has since disowned the film, although it's still better than the disastrous Brian De Palma adaptation of Ellroy's THE BLACK DAHLIA a decade later.) CONTAINS LESBIANS? Only fleetingly. VERDICT: Scaling down the novel's scope and nastiness isn't always a bad thing, but it sacrifices far too much moral complexity in the process.
LAST EXMAS (2024): Cute but very slight lesbian romcom about two former high school girlfriends (Elena Milo and Shaeane Jimenez), who are drawn together again when they both return to their small hometown for Christmas 10 years after their breakup. Appealing leads compensate some for the lulls in the sitcomish script and the frequent overacting of costar Raven Maducdoc, as a gossipy busybody the protagonists knew in high school. CONTAINS LESBIANS? Prominently! VERDICT: Never really departs from formula, but pleasant gay background noise for those who can't resist a seasonal glass of eggnog.
NEXT OF KIN (1982): Well-crafted if deliberately paced Australian horror-thriller about a young woman named Linda Stevens (Jackie Kerin) inheriting the small nursing home on her estranged mother's rural estate, which might be haunted. Has definite overtones of THE SHINING with a soupçon of PSYCHO, with strong atmosphere and a very '80s synth score by Klaus Schulze of Tangerine Dream, although the understated story withholds any real action until nearly the end, and the explosive finale (which loops back around to the opening scene) lacks a certain final punch. Kerin is very good â she's nearly the whole show â as is John Jarratt as Linda's hunky lunkhead ex-boyfriend, who's hoping for another shot. CONTAINS LESBIANS? No. VERDICT: Doesn't quite live up to its lofty modern critical standing, but an interesting, effective slow-burn thriller. CW for sexual assault near the end.
Teevee:
ANGELYNE (2022): Smugly malicious, fictionalized five-part pseudo-documentary about self-made Los Angeles celebrity Angelyne (here played by Emmy Rossum), whose cryptic self-promoting billboards and pink Corvettes were L.A. local color for years. There are several ways one could potentially approach Angelyne as a phenomenon, from a commentary on celebrities becoming famous for being famous to just leaning into her fantastical internal narrative like a Francesca Lia Block novel, but the show is mostly a mean-spirited, self-conscious period piece whose main object is to sneer contemptuously at self-deluded losers Ă la Paul Thomas Anderson's repulsive BOOGIE NIGHTS. There are occasional flashes of visual inspiration, like the "Galaxina" sequence in Ep. 3 and the fantasy sequences in the finale, but nothing in the story ever really justifies the nastiness of the narrative approach, which I found almost as off-putting as Rossum's lead performance, an unsympathetic caricature that becomes particularly indefensible in the final episode, dealing with Angelyne's generational trauma as the daughter of Holocaust survivors. CONTAINS LESBIANS? No. VERDICT: No matter how full of shit the real Angelyne might be, she's done nothing to deserve this sneering hatchet job.
THE FIRM (2012): Terrible one-season TV spinoff of the John Grisham legal thriller, with attorney Mitch McDeere (Josh Lucas) and his too-loyal wife Abby (Molly Parker) trying to rebuild their lives 10 years after bringing down Mitch's mobbed-up previous firm, only to find they've made some even more dangerous enemies. The first three-fourths of the season, with Martin Donovan and Tricia Helfer (of BATTLESTAR GALACTICA) as villains, is unbearably stupid and frequently offensive, and Mitch might well be the least competent TV defense lawyer in the entire history of the medium. The final half-dozen episodes, which shift focus to the mob catching up with Mitch, are better, but still not very good. Josh Lucas is a hopelessly uncharismatic lead, a real millstone around the show's neck; Callum Keith Rennie has charisma, but is hopelessly miscast as Mitch's ex-con brother/investigator, and Juliette Lewis is completely wasted as Mitch's sassy secretary. CONTAINS LESBIANS? No. VERDICT: Decidedly infirm. CW for an upsetting sequence in Ep. 14 where Abby is kidnapped and tortured.
#hateration holleration#movies#teevee#thomas pynchon#paul thomas anderson#inherent vice#joachim phoenix#joanna newsom#hong chau#katherine waterston#l.a. confidential#james ellroy#guy pearce#russell crowe#next of kin#jacki kerin#angelyne#the firm#callum keith rennie#tricia helfer#john grisham#emmy rossum#molly parker#i hate the long goodbye#its attitude toward chandler is openly contemptuous#and i LOATHE boogie nights#last exmas#elena milo#shaeane jimenez
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(I'm so sorry babe, I had to đ¤Ł)
This has been sitting in my inbox filling me with both amusement and rage for several days. I finally have a coherent response.
Lesbianism as birth control. Your argument is invalid. So there!
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(Matchup for Luluđ¸)
Hi baby!! I was hoping to get either overwatch or arcane matchup (either or is lovely!)
-for the basics run down, I'm looking for a romantic matchup but platonic is just as fun. Im AFAB (she/her), lesbian :)
-personality wise I easily cater my humor and demeanor for whoever im talking it (a bit of a ppl pleaser tbh) but overall I'm a bit introverted but warm up very easily. I joke a lot and my mind goes faster than my mouth sometimes, before I trust people I'm more on the calmer quiet side (still like making people laugh though). I am a little blunt but never in an insuilting way- (I tend to rat myself out a lot lmao) typically the wine aunt of friend groups.
-looks wise I'm a bit on the shorter side (5'1") and I have a good mix of lean muscle and some subtle curves (lost a lot of weight so I just have my legs and ass left-) I have a round face, im pretty pale and have medium length curly dark brown hair, I have glasses (dont wear then as much as i should) and I dress in a very 2000s-2010s way (heels, skinny/flare jeans, zip ups, camis, hoop earrings etc-) I love thrifting my clothes. Also I love makeup but if I could stick to one thing it would be my fluffy false lashes :)
-hobbies and overall interests, I really like knitting (ive tried crochet but knitting is more calming), I working on becoming a tattoo artist soon, I draw a bit, I like thrifting and going to garage sales, I did sparring/boxing for a bit, I'm a pothead (ive cut down a bit though!) And I like listening to music (Kali uchis, tommy February, Jinjer [metal band from đşđŚ] and mitski) I also know ASL as *technicly a first language, and still use it today
That felt like a lot but I hope it was enough to mgroups.make something cool- have a great day/night!! TYSMM
Thanks so much for requesting, I love doing these!
Overwatch
Kiriko!
As soon as you meet she picks up on your people-pleasing habit and decides she needs to know more about you.Â
Like your real sense of humour, which is definitely a core foundation in the relationship.
Youâre always making each other laugh, even after a (rare) argument.
Kiriko is an easy person to warm up to, I canât imagine it takes very long at all. Not if she has anything to do with it anyway.
She finds your âwine auntâ tendencies hilarious. If you both need to complain about someone, sheâll casually open up a conversation with something along the lines of
â__  seems⌠well.âÂ
to test the waters. 99% of the time you both like/dislike the same people though, so that can give way to a recreational bitching session.
Much like two sassy wine aunts.
You both know ASL which is handy.
It makes for a form of personal communication between just the two of you that, Iâd imagine, most people you surround yourself with donât understand.
Itâs intimate, in a way. If youâre out with a group together and one of you wants to leave, you can communicate that and slip away without anyone else knowing.
Also linking back to complaining about people, WELL. Thatâs just a whole new world.
You have similar styles when it comes to clothes, but not in a way that makes you look boring, just coordinated.
I feel like Kiriko would have pretty basic music taste, but sheâs an open minded person and would give you the aux when driving without complaint. Youâd at least have some Mitski in common
(Even if the occasional âoh Iâve heard this song on TikTokâ drives you mental sometimes)
Actually I take that back I can see you converting her into a Kali Uchis fan
Oh thrifting and garage sales are a MUST. She loves that as well, although she lingers for so long.
But with Kiriko, the time passes easily and youâve had such a good time you donât even realise youâve spent an hour looking at some dudeâs car boot.
Sheâll call them dates, even if itâs just going out to get something for the house. Or if itâs basically just hanging out.
But she goes âCool, itâs a date!â In a way thatâs far too self-assured for you to object in any way.
Runner up: Mercy
Arcane
Jinx!
Itâs another relationship based on humour with her (sorry, I realise thereâs a slight pattern here)
But itâs much less serious, even when it maybe should be.
This girl INSTANTLY took a liking to you. And she wasnât even sure why. But she made no secret of her opinion, always bugging you to get you to stay and talk to her, making up excuses to get your input on something, making little trinkets and giving them to you.
âHey, hey!! I made this, isnât it cool??â
âOh, yeah itâs pretty coolâ
âWell you can have it if you want it so bad, here, take it, donât mention it.â
And just like that the conversation has moved on.
Once youâre actually close enough that she can just verbally request your presence for the sake of having you around, she does that a lot.
Dates/hangouts could range from just hanging around listening to music to pulling shenanigans and pranks together.
Sheâd approve of your music taste, you definitely have a blend playlist that she puts on when youâre just hanging out.
Her working on her gadgets, you knitting, with your playlist on, the silence between you interrupted with a
âIs this mine or yours?â As a Jinger song comes on, to which she shrugs.
Sheâd encourage you to practice tattooing on her
Whether you accept or not- sheâs pretty reckless with her body.
âI trust you to not do a penis on my face or something, just like- you need REAL practice, right???â
Youâre both around the same height, Jinx having maybe an inch over you and never letting you forget it.
But to everyone else youâre just two gremlins joined at the hip
Well, sheâs much more gremlin than you. Obviously.Â
You regulate her though. Shes not very consistent, so this doesnât apply all the time, but sheâs generally calmer around you.
Itâs either sheâs that loud, obnoxious way teenage boys get around their crushes (she wants to impress you) or sheâs totally subdued, still very strange- she can be herself with you at least- but calmer. Like sheâs afraid of scaring you off.
Thereâs a lot of that fear of losing with her, which can be a headache to deal with in itself, but if you have the patience and gentle hand sheâll be okay.Â
#overwatch#overwatch 2#ow2#ow#x reader#character matchups#matchups#arcane#arcane league of lesbians#jinx arcane#jinx league of legends#jinx#kiriko#kiriko overwatch#kiriko ow
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Hey babes, Iâm Ysa, pronouns she/her, 21 yo Aqua/Pisces cusp (literally donât know my t.o.b.) Iâm a hyperfemme poly lesbian looking for other femmes to be⌠good friends with đ¤Š
Iâm a kinky switch through and through, my limits are fluids (oh shit wait, Iâm a squirter đŤŁ) but thatâs pretty much it. I will post ab dark kinks from time to time, just warning you⌠;)
Iâm hot n bothered almost 24/7 so if Iâm online Iâm most likely hornyposting, feel free to send me asks and chats that are sft or nsft, Iâm very chatty and love to listen and have good convos!
I donât give nudes and am not open to meets irl, mostly because Iâm a somewhat relevant model in the west coast entertainment sphere and I wanna stay⌠well as anonymous as I can yk. But my PFP is my simself (sheâs deadass me except with uninked skin and no pores), might post cute edits of her if anyone would like, also itâs dorky but I love making sims in my spare time so if anyone wants to give my sim a girly to have a brat autumn with then you can always send me reference pictures n Iâll try to make you into her sim gf lolll anyway: ciao babes!
My blog is trans/gnc and 420 friendly, femme transbians and femmbies I love you and Iâll love you even more if youâre a pothead ââ´ď¸ËâđŹ
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