#lesbian laywer

[lodgeofeilhart]

The only reason why I watch Jessica Jones

[averysmolkirbo]

Welcome to the Shiny Object Collection™️

A collection of my random (but mostly positive) unhinged thoughts about my hyperfixations and special interests

Fandoms i bounce between:

- Mostly ace attorney (sometimes i will share memes from my dragon's hoard)

- Pokemon (my favorite is Sw/Sh, fight me)

- Sometimes kirby (also #1 elfilin supporter he was innocent the whole time)

- birbs and sneks, because i think theyre cute (arabian sand boa my beloved)

- cats, specifically my cat because i love him and he is the best cat in the whole world

Things about me:

- the gay lawyers bring me the dopamine and make the worms in my brain dance

- favorite ships include wrightworth, klapollo, franmaya, and krisnix (for when im feeling toxic >:3 )

- sometimes i say unhinged things and one of my favorite things is making my cursed knowledge everyone else's problem

- call me a battery cuz im triple AAA: anxiety, autism, adhd

- lesbian + maybe a little bit of asexual (brain cant decide yet)

- opinion on fish: as a food, its a no from me. As a pet, not my thing but i like ranchu goldfish because they are jiggly little guys

- taste: in food, bland as hell. whiter than bread, i find ketchup spicy. In women, ones who would step on me. In men, i dont like men but when i do i like them twinky and like sad wet cats

enjoy my cringe >:3

[lasisgood]

You know what's kinda fucked up.

That Under the bridge is out and all tumblr can talk about is the lesbians.

*spoilers under the cut*

Like this is so much more.

I was like it's about the racism and how messed up the whole thing was.

Like Renna Virk's parents who had to go through all that pain

and then all the racism of Canada. That fucking judge

*spoilers under the cut*

Fucking Kelly you fucking psychopath. She had wealthy parents so she had a good laywer, she manipulated everyone. Her parents were racist assholes. Everyone was. No one cares about brown people. East Indian or native. And Canada was not innocent in any of this. That fucking judge.

"An extremely smart and exemplary young women. You should live for Reena's family."

That was a fucking kick to the face.

Reena's family must've been devastated. I was

at least Dusty and Warren have a conscious.

Josephine bell. There were moments where I thought she had a conscious. I saw that she was scared of Kelly for a moment but it was gone.

How Reena's parents met and got together was so cute and wholesome.

Everyone's acting was incredible.

[haunteddrawings]

after a lot of time, effort, and an unusual number of helpful dreams: demons <3

thoughts about them (I have. so many) under the cut

ok so literally everything about all of them is subject to change, but I’m happy where they are for now! I’m building up a lot of stuff for them, but it’s very work in progress. there is some important lore I doubt will change too much though!

the demons essentially are “evil” gods (none of them are super evil, but they are in general more evil inclined/presenting, and they all have pointy ears and horns so they’re one big group that was y’know. demonized) I’m going to have to design the “good” gods at some point but I have some other stuff I want to do before jumping into more mass character design, so those designs might force me to change these ones idk. it’s gotta make sense as one big world y’know.

all these guys (and the angels or whatever I'll call them when I get there) come from an original god. this gods pronouns (for now thy/thym/thyr/thymself) are the basic "godly" pronoun set that all of the demons share. this god also (and most importantly) shattered into pieces and leaked stuff everywhere. the stuff became everything that exists! this original god was made of everything that now exists and also nothing (y'know the science thing abt how before matter existed time didn't either? something about that) so the demons aren't flesh and blood but instead made of magic or something. this means that they all technically have the ability to shape shift, though it isn't a huge part of what they do.

also despite being gods, they aren't all powerful! they have the power to influence the world, but don't have full control over anything (for the most part)

now a rundown of all of them (not strictly in this order. kallie had to go first because of how important she was to me doing this at all)

Kallie: she/thy

my absolute blorbo. was my second demon but the one I cared about the most by far. did 4 pieces of her for a school project I love her so much. she started out as a demon with both a pink demon from and a "normal" human form. she also had wings and was a galah (pink bird). for some reason. her human form was because originally the idea was that she was infiltrating a high school in order to get close to someone so she could betray & kill them in as painful a way as possible. she was an agent of my hell on a mission. then shenanigans occur (this was supposed to be a comedy idk)

NOW: she's the demon of war, violence, and chaos. she's often confused with the love demon because of how much heart patterned stuff she wears. she's silly and cute! always wearing a different outfit. like 6'2" without platforms. she's extremely unreliable when sharing information, and thinks she's really humble (she's not).

Elio: he/thy

my first demon! used to be named sol so this name isn't set in stone but y'know. not a man! this is a lesbian! original concept had him fall in love with a human which I might keep but who knows.

he's basically a demon laywer. demon of laws, oaths, and fire. in the lore he used to be wayyy more evil, more fire than law, and a tyrant! he used to suck! much more chill now though, and more law motivated too.

Vesh: they/thy

sporty icon. demon of electricity, energy, and mischief (they're a troublemaker and a prankster). high energy thus: sports. also I needed a theme outfit-wise because it was really lame originally.

Cleo: she/thy

Cleo was the one I had a helpful dream about. she's demon of doubt, secrets, and being hidden. she can also shape shift into any type of snake!

shes really fond of humans, and really helpful despite having no reputation of being so. everything she says might be a lie though, so she helps point humans in the right direction, but her info needs to be verified. strong believer in shades of grey. she and vika despise each other. her horns aren't visible because I forgot them and couldn't make them work with hair so their really small. it's good hair though, right?

Nira: she/thy

demon of water & fluidity. honestly her design was so easy I don't have many thoughts. she's the tallest. very shy. either apathetic or full of rage and tearing things apart. something about the moon. that's all I got.

Vika: he/they/thy

demon of knowledge, facts, and the mind/the brain. pretends he knows everything but he really doesn't. an egotistical motherfucker. they are the largest source of information out there though. doesn't believe in maybes or subjective answers. if they answer a question with a maybe or subjective answer they will just tell you one answer. doesn't like sharing information but loves showing off. must be very very respectful and stroke his ego to get his (often extremely helpful) information. doesn't know everything though, they're not omniscient. he and Cleo despise each other.

Frankie: he/thy

demon of emotion, beauty, and sex. the actual love demon. a bitch but very very cool so it's waved away by those not victims of it. appreciate beauty and confidence above all. has a fun pink twin purple twin thing with kallie. they are not twins, nor are they particularly close. very dramatic. feels emotions very strongly. often underestimated.

Keres: she/they/thy

demon of darkness, death, and peace. an absolute sweetheart. cane user. slightly separated from the rest of the group. cares for the dead. a highly feared and beloved god. I love her your honor

and that's all of them! these probably aren't all the demons that exist, but it's all I'm making for right now. if you actually read all this, thank you! I really appreciate it. this is the most I've ever cared about ocs before <33

[caparrucia]

What are your thoughts on Luna/Crowe?

I love that ship! Genuinely, it's one of my favorite ships. I think they'd be amazing together.

Funny story is that I started writing a fic about it, because someone prompted me to write "necrophilia, but like, with pathos" and I'm a sucker for rules laywering a prompt.

Basically Crowe does reach Luna before she gets killed, but then she DOES get killed. And Luna freaks out and resurrects her, wild magic/panic/destiny gone wrong/etc, out of sheer desperation. But it's not like, bringing her back to life. It's more like. Lich style resurrection. Crowe has a hole in her chest the entire time. And then it's them faking their deaths (well, Crowe really IS dead) and running around trying to fix canon, but also falling in love.

It's mostly a tragedy because Crowe IS dead and she's not going to get better, and it's just Luna's facade of acceptance over her own destiny falling apart bit by bit the more she's exposed to the blatant unfairness of the world at large.

I ended up abandoning it because thematically, the only ending that makes sense is Luna letting Crowe go, but I'm attached to my lesbians, so I don't want to. So it's never getting finished because the author is a jerk that setup a tragedy and anything but the tragic ending wouldn't fit, but also fuck that.

The best thing about that fic is Luna watching Crowe rise back from the dead and rain lightning and fire on their pursuers, and then realizing the aforementioned gaping hole where Luche shot her right through and just going.

"Oh. Oh, I fucked up."

[randodreaming]

pretty theater girl: “what are you planning to do after high school?”

my inner voice: “dont fuck this up”

me: “oh you know, finish up my studies and practice law”

[thebreakfastgenie]

Got any music recs?

I mostly listen to Billy Joel. Anyone who's seen my blog theme already knows this but I think Turnstiles is an underrated album! Also some more old music I love, Arlo Guthrie, Harry Chapin, and Gordon Lightfoot (I've seen the two who are still alive live). Also, my favorite laywer-turned-niche-folk-singer-turned-unitarian-minister-turned-climate-activist/twitter mutual, Fred Small. Fred Small was responsible for a lot of my social studies education and also how I found out what lesbians were.

[thewickedwitchoftheworms]

@ultra-raging-lesbian tagged me in a musical acrostic game and my mystic taste has no rhyme or reason so here we go!

T ~ Teardrops on my Guitar by T Swift

H ~ Hit The Diff by Marty Mone

E ~ Everytime we Touch by Cascada

W ~ awake me up Before you Go by Wham!

I ~ I Put a Spell on You by Nina Simone

C ~ Circus by Britney Spears

K ~ Karma by Blake and Miles

E ~ Eyes on Fire (Zeds Dead Remix) by Blue Foundation

D ~ Dancing in the Moonlight by King Harvest

W ~ What Dreams are Made Of by Hilary Duff

I ~I’m like a Laywer with the Way I’m Always Trying to Get You Off by Fall Out Boy

T ~ Ten Cent Pistol by The Black Keys

C~ Comples by The Riscas

H ~ Hey Ya! By OutKast

O ~ One Thing by One Direction

F ~ Fluorescent Adolescent by Arctic Monkeys

T ~ Ticket to Ride by The Beatles

H ~ Hot Girl Bummer by blackbear

E ~ Eenie Meanie by Justin Bieber & Sean Kingston

W ~ Whistle by Flo Rida

O ~ One Kiss by Sofia Carson (don’t @ me this song bops)

R ~ Ray of Light by Madonna

M ~ More than a Band from Lemonade Mouth ( this list wasn’t complete without a Lemonade Mouth song let’s be real)

S ~ Something about the Sunshine by Anna Margaret and Sterling Knight

I don’t actually know anyone but imma tag whoever I can remember off the top of my head💛 @sylc0r3 @deliberatelyhufflepunk @gahd-its-ron @discordderpy @pan-fried-stupidity @a-curator-of-nonsense

have fun!!

[enchanteecloneclub]

How Come The Good Fight Is Not On Everyones Dash. Im sick of it. It is the most underrated show ive seen in my life. it portrayed lesbians in a normal, loving and caring relationship that does not centre around sex, nor does the show make it an issue in any regards. 90% of the characters are black, powerful and mostly women who are laywers and demand to be heard. It also focuses on racism within the workforce and community and on every level. along with agism for older women in the workforce. It is one of the most inspirational shows ive ever seen and yall dont even care. 

WATCH THE GOOD FIGHT!!!

[celbisexualthoughts]

Do you think cishet ace/aro are LGBT? If you could elaborate your thoughts or recommend some reading. I'm trying to learn more about it.

Social validation doesn’t solve much, which is exactly what that discourse is about.

I don’t think cishet ace and or aro people are lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender, and I don’t think they share the unique experience that tie lgb with the t, and why these groups often band and seek shelter together. 

I do acknowledge that “lgbt” organisations, or gender/sexuality minorties (is perhaps what you mean they should have access too) all operate their own way on what they feel is best in terms of progression and inclusion. My feelings on these organisation are mute because the situations are so subjective. I have more concerns about these organisation actually being accessible for POC and indiginous people and cultures. 

As for my thoughts, I like to draw my energy more towards a constructive understanding because theres so much nuance. “Lgbt” spaces or people labour for a very specific experience, such as avoiding being depicted as predators, promiscuous, deseased, as major examples that are immutable even if said lesbian, gay, bi and trans people are very non-sexual, or the most binary gender. This experience is not unique to cishet aro/ace people. These stereotypes are so engrained they prevent basic accessibility in employment, reliable lawyers, housing, bank loans, healthcare, counselors, child care support, public fascilities, ect..... Because lgbt peopler stasticially recieve the poor end of socio-economic due to oppression. Getting access to these basic support, sevices and rights come from the labour of other lgbt people and donations. For example, Lgbt person reserving flat spaces for exclusively lesbian, gay, bi or trans roommates is a reasonable necessity because these people are at constant risk of housing abuse, from other flatmates, landlord scams, ect because of those specifc stereotypes. This isn’t to say a cishet aro/aro person can’t experience housing abuse, but it is not a high stastical risk thats happening to aro/aceness as an overall community and under those specifc stereotypes. You can house an aro/ace person and the problem is solved but housing lgbt person is just termporary... because the risk of housing still exists. A bad person with unseen reputation is still going to be treated better than a good person with bad reputation. If tragedy befalls cishet aro/ace person, they don’t need to go to secific services designed or reserved by people of their own community, because seeking a laywer due to employment abuse, or emergency homeless shelter is not also a secondary after risk for example. Public space is more accessible, emergency care is more accessible. 

Calling yourself lgbt or siding as lgbt makes you a target of homophobia/transphobia specifically, not aro/acephobia, regardless if you actually experience same gender attraction or are trans, thats a huge risk. 

Cishet aro/ace people have very specific needs also, that are not being met by claiming they’re Lgbt or not, or having entitlement over lgbt specific resources or spaces. A lgbt counsellor does not have the right advice or the right support for an aro/ace person. And I think it’s irrisponsible to claim you are apart of an experience and take resources that aren’t yours. Like, the actual answers here are questions also, are cishet aro/ace people recieving their needs from lgbt people and oragnisations? Is it worth taking the lgbt flatting space of a community vunerable to housing abuse and is housing availible else-where? Is it worth claiming to be lgbt and the risk that comes with that? Is social validation sustainable alone than actually recieving your needs? Is being lgbt just a substitute because your own community is failing you? 

And lastly, if an cishet aro/ace person or any aro/ace person asked for my help, I’d help them to the best of my ability because that speaks more than this discourse. 

[betweendoctorsanddetectives]

i was tagged by @carseatlesbian ty!

Rules are you answer the questions and then tag 20 followers/people in general you’d like to get to know more about

Name: rachel

Nickname: don’t have one

Gender: girl but ehhhhhhh

Height: 163cm

Star Sign: libra

Sexuality: lesbian

Hogwarts House: slytherin

Favorite Animal: cows (particularly highland cows, humbug cows and galloway belted cows)

Average Hours of Sleep: it massively depends.. often around 5-8 hours but atm i’m forcing myself to go to bed earlier so its like 8-11

Dogs or Cats: i love them both!! i’d love to have both when i leave home

How Many Blankets I Sleep With: because its cold as fuck rn i sleep in a jumper with a hot water bottle and a duvet and a massive winter blanket

Dream Trip: i want to go to paris and versailles and berlin and drumnadrochit and london but rn i currently want to be in london

Dream Job: my actual goal that i am working to achieve is to be a lawyer in general but dream job would be something ridiculous like being on the supreme court or being some really prolific academic laywer who works internationally like with the UN or something

When I Made This Account: around this time last year maybe a little bit earlier

Why I Made This Account: my old one was sort of stale and i had like 1000 followers who never really interacted with me and while i loved my mutuals and still talk to them now none of them were sherlock people and i couldnt go with that vibe any more 

Number of Followers: around the 170 mark

Reason for url: my old blog was faekieren after kieren on in the flesh and then when i made this one i was initially fairysherlock to fit the theme and then i wanted an always sunny url so i thought this would be good but now i want to go back to fairysherlock lol

im not tagging anyone because i uhhhhh cant be bothered

[pepette2369]

@abctv #producers #writers #scenaristes please #renewjanetking for us #loveislove🌈 #lgbtq🌈 #lesbians #moms #twins #cops #laywers

[exploding-plastic-inevitable]

oh also the other heroes consist of a ufo beiving laywer who helped the black panther party stand in, a cool lady sniper known as “the professor”, a young women whose abusive mother is one of the most powerful Nazis, a disabled lesbian who fights in power armor, and a highly traumatized young veteran who self mediates with lsd

they make you play as the literal worst and least interesting character in the game

when I get my disability money I might get the new wolfenstien cuz my new computer can probs run it

BUT I think the frustration of being forced to play as a manly America loving generic action hero when there’s a Christian preacher communist who has super good rants, a chill blues playing anachist and an Angela Davis stand in might ruin the experience for me

[ilovegay2day]

LGBT Laywers Practicing in Texas

The State Bar of Texas annually collects demographic data about Texas lawyers, but it doesn't ask about their status as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender or questioning.