#ler mood came outta nowhere

[lunarisntlee]

sweetheart, can you please lay down here for me? i have to give you a checkup, people are randomly somehow losing bones! i just wanna make sure you aren't losing them. <3

just let me start by checking your hands...yep yep, the bones are definitely there. going up your aaaarms, up to your underarms—hey why are you laughing? what's so funny about a checkup?!

there's no bones there?

oh my mistake little one, i didn't realize there wasn't any there~ let me check at your ribs then...there you go giggling yourself silly again! am i funny lookin to you or something huh? you're so mean, how could you? you'll make me sad!

i should pinch your ribs for that, see if you're willing to say sorry for laughing at me...pinch, pinch—what? it's supposed to pinch, not tickle! how are you gonna handle me counting all your ribs? it's very bad if you don't have em all yknow~

how about we count them now? every singular individual rib. can't have any missing can we?

ooooooone....twooooo......threeeeeee...go faster? i can't properly check them if i go fast! i still don't see how this is funny......fooouuuur, fiiiiiiive.....six seven eight nine ten eleven! what, i did what you wanted! why are you still laughing so much?

anyways, you might be missing a rib on this side, i gotta dig in and check real quick so let me just...goodness you're so sensitive aren't you? you're practically giggling up a storm! it can't tickle that bad can it? it's just a harmless checkup, it shouldn't even tickle in the first place you dork~

ah, twelve! finally found the missing rib! don't forget we have another set to do though...thiiirteeeeeeen, foooouurrteeeeeen, fiiifteeeeeen, siiiixteeeeeen, seveeeenteeeeeen...dear, you can't try to push me away when i'm trying to help you with your health. please lay there and let me count the rest—eiiiighteeeeen...niiiineteeeeeen, tweeeeentyyyy, twenty ooooone...

oh no, i think your last three ribs are missing! looks like i have to dig for them again! yes yes, laugh it up, i know it's funny to you.

here they are, i found them! all your ribs are healthy!~ i don't think i've ever seen anyone laugh this much during a checkup though. is it actually funny or are you maybe perhaps...

ticklish~?