#ler!foreman

[tword-brainrot]

House MD (TK HCs)

House’s fuck ass children Diagnostic team edition!

Allison Cameron 🌸 (50/50)

Ler!Cameron

Veryyyy quick to shoot for spots that will make you react the most

Prone to overwhelming the Lee

Baby talks WAYYYY too much

Teases with cooing

Erratic poking movements mixed with squeezing

Bad about knowing when to stop 🛑

Lee!Cameron

Squirms and thrashes a lot

Has definitely accidentally punched Chase in the face during he probably deserved it tbh

High pitched giggles with a healthy dose of begging and pleading

Doesn’t get moods but, is quick to be put into them

Worst spots are probably her sides and ribs

Robert Chase 🧪 (Lee-leaning)

Ler!Chase

COCKY BASTARD

Most shit eating of shit eating grins

Will make fun of you whether you like it or not

Jumps around to get the most amount of black mail information as possible

Loves to dig into where bones meet

Surprisingly good at aftercare

I.E: Asks if you need any water or snacks and offers cuddles after

Lee!Chase

HATES it at first

Like so pissed, couldn’t be shittier

Giggles like a little Angel

Has never asked for it, always gets it anyway because knocking him down a lot of a few pegs is always great

Lee moods are KILLER and extremely evident to the crew

Gets very fidgety and fans himself with his shirt

Worst spots are under his arms and his knees

Eric Foreman 🧠 (Ler-leaning)

Ler!Foreman

The EYEBROW RAISE of DEATHHHH

He can spot a Lee from a mile away

Veryyyy playful ler

Teasing is akin to 7th grade playground smack talk

Likes to take his sweet time in figuring out which spot is the worst

100% cracks jokes afterwards

Lee!Foreman

Definitely not a Lee

Not amused like at all

Is however very susceptible to stimuli just like any other person

Has also definitely punched Chase during (whether he deserved it or not is wholly up for debate)

The only spot that really gets him laughing is his neck, though mild reactions can be found elsewhere

[most-hated-blorbo-bracket]

any chance of an updated list?

Of course!!

Also, this is the NEW and FUCKING IMPROVED LIST, I alphabetized it so it’s even better than before >:3

Currently, we have 340 unique characters (if I counted right) and 487 total submissions. The top three most submitted fandoms are Homestuck, Danganronpa, and One Piece, excluding submissions that were spelt wrong or spelt differently. The top three submitted characters are Haiji Towa, Vriska Serket, and Stella Goeta (stella has so many submissions it’s funny)!

Finally, this is the raw, unedited list of characters submitted so far. Just because they are here doesn’t mean they’ll be in the tournament; it just means they’ve been submitted, regardless of media or what character they are!

as always, list under the cut!

This first list is for characters with two or more submissions. Characters who have three or more submissions will get first dibs in the tournament!

Akechi Goro

Akio Ohtori / Himemiya

Anakin Skywalker

Ansem the Wise

April O’Neil (2012)

Ardyn Izunia

Ayin

Azula

Bill Cipher

Boston

Bramblestar

Buzz McCallister

Caillou

Chibiusa

Childe

Cici

Cullen Rutherford

Darkstalker

Dazai Osamu

Dio

Dio (Zero Escape)

Donald Trump

Donquixote Doflamingo

Dr. John ‘Jack’ Seward

Drannus

Eichi Tenshouin

Elias Bouchard/Jonah Magnus

Eridan Ampora

Evan Hansen

Every Genshin Impact Character Ever

Glenn Quagmire

George Wickham

Greg Heffley

Haiji Towa

Happosai

Her Imperious Condescension

Higashikata Josuke

Huey Emmerich

Ibara Saegusa

Izzy Hands

JD

Jace Herondale / Wayland / Lightwood / Morgenstern

Jin Guangyao

John Gaius

Julia Mazzone

Junko Enoshima

Jurgen Leitner

Katsuki Bakugo

Kokichi Ouma

Kristoph Gavin

Kromer

Kusaka Masato

Kylo Ren

Kyubey

Lance Dubois

Le’garde

Live Action Buggy

Makima

Mal

Marvin Falsettos

Meenah Peixes

Merlin

Micah Bell

Michael

Minoru Mineta

Mr. Bungee

Pierce Hawthorne

Pierre

Princess Daisy

Ranpo Edogawa (Beast)

Regal Farseer

Ronaldo

Rose Quartz

Santa Claus

Sasuke Uchiha

Scrappy Doo

Sentinel Prime

Shiver

Shou Tucker

Simon

Simon Laurent

Sosuke Aizen

Spamton

Stella Goetia

Teddy / Kuma

The Maverick

The Metatron 

The Once-Ler

Thistleclaw 

Tony Stark

Tsumugi Aoba

Ty Betteridge

Val Velocity

Viren

Vriska Serkat

William Afton

c!Dream

Ōchi Fukuchi

The next list is for characters only submitted once. If you want these characters to have a higher chance of being added to the tournament, feel free to submit more propaganda for them!

Absalom

Abyss Sibling

Adam

Agamemnon 

Airy

Akane

Akito Shinonome

Akito Sohma

Alastor

Alexander Hamilton

Ali Lectric

All For One

Aloise Trancy

Anatole Kuragin

Angel Dust

Anne Hathaway

Any Character From Welcome to Nightvale

Anyone From The Locked Tomb

Aranea Serkat

Ashfur

Astarion

Asuka

Bella Swan

Ben Jackson Walker

Betsy Wolfe

Billy

Billy Hargrove

Black Pete

Blackbeard

Blitzo Buckzo

Booker

Box

Bro-Strider

Buck Cluck

Buzz (cheerios)

Byakuya Togami

Caesar Clown

Caliborn / Lord English

Captain Kuro

Cersei Iannister

Chloe Bourgeois

Chris McClain

Chrollo Lucifer

Cicero

Clara Oswald

Coco

Cozy Glow

Cynte

Damian Wayne

Dan Moroboshi

Dean Venture

Dean Winchester

Detective Saracusa

Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd

Disembodied Voice

Don Flamenco

Dr. Henry Miller

Drew

Duke

Edelgard

Elias Ainsworth

Elias Ainsworth

Elon Musk

Equius Zahhak

Erebus

Eric Cartman

Erlina and Brugaves

Eugene Coli

Every Single Country In 1993

Everyone In Romeo And Juliet

Father / Dwarf In The Glass

Feferi Peixes

Five

Five Pebbles

Floch

Foreman Oyun

France (Hetalia)

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu

Gamzee Makara

Georg Weissmann

God

Goeffry St. John

Gordon Blackwall

Graham Spector

Gra’ha Tia

Haiji Senri

Heath cliff

Henry Miller (OC)

Henry the Eighth

Himiko Toga

Hisoka

Hiyoko Saionji

Holly Blue Agate

House

Huey Laforet

Ianthe Tridentarius

Il Dottore

Inspector Tobias Greyson

Itsuki Shu

Izumi Sena

JJ

Jacopo Bearzatti

James T. Kirk

Jayne Cobb

Jiren

Joe Destefano

Johnny

Jonah Magnus

Jonathan Groff 

Judith Ford / Natalie Cook

Judo

Julia

Julie-Sue

Ken

Kevin

Kusunoki Muu

Kyouichi Saionji

Ladd Russo

Lady Catherine de Bourgh 

Lebreau Fermet Viralesque

Light Yagami

Liontari

Lotor

Louie

Louis

Luke

Mahiru Koizumi

Makoto Itou

Marie

Marlon

Mary Keay

Master Crown

Matou Shinji

Matpat

Me

Medusa Gorgon

Meredith Rodney McKay

Michael Scott

Miguel O’Hara

Millions Knives

Moash

Moeka Kiryuu

Monokubs (Except Monodam)

Mori Ougai

Morris

Mr. Collins

Ms. Valentine

Muu Kusunoki

Muzan Kibutsuji

Mystery Hunter (Jeremiah Hartley)

Nagito Komaeda

Nanami Kiryuu

Narumi

Natsumi Sakasaki

Nefera DeNile

Nickel

Nikola Tesla

Noor Pradesh

Ocelot

Octavian 

Ogai Mori

Orochi

Otto Apocalypse

Paul Von Oberstein

Pencil

Petyr Baelish / Littlefinger

Prince Louis

Queen Scarlet

Quiche

Quill Kipps

Rafal (FEE)

Rafal (SGE)

Rafe Cameron

Randy

Raven Queen

Rebecca Costwolds

Redd White

Riley Finn

Roger

Rohan Kishibe

Roland

Roshi

Rumpelstiltskin

Ruruka Ando

Sakazuki Akainu

Sandy

Sanji

Sebastian Mechaelis

Sheldon Cooper

Shen Jiu

Shiki Tohno/Nanaya

Shinonomes (both)

Shredder

Sigma Klim

Silver Spoon

Skizzleman

Slayer

Solf J. Kimblee

So Sejima

Splinter

Stark Sands

Steven Universe

Stormcaller

Subara Akehoshi

Tatsumi Kazehaya

Teruhashi Makoto

Teruteru

The Eleventh Doctor

The Entirety Of Homestuck

The Groke

The Little Palace Mistress

The Mage

The New Ninja

The Old Palace Master

The Operator

The Pale King

Tim Drake

Tom Wambsgans

Tomaru Sawagoe

Touichiro Suzuki

Trishna

Tumblr Staff

Valens Van Varro

Verstael Besithia

Victor Frankenstein

Vivienne Medranno’s Impsona

Voice In The Calm Ad On Spotify

Volgin

Wanderer/Scaramouche

Wen Chao

Whiteout, Clearsight, and Benjamin

Will Shuester

Willy Stampler

Woodes Rogers

Xisuma

Yoshiharu Hisomu

Yu Ziyuan

Yumichika Ayasegawa

Yuri Briar

Zeke Jaeger

Zenos Galvus

Zhou Zishu

[ikkan]

stuff i remember that happened on this trash site for the past 6 (almost 7) years i’ve been here

tumblr prom

dashcon

homestuck cosplayers having new cosplay done seconds after a new update

dashcon 2 (or at least an attempt?? could’ve been false rumors)

airhorn covers of songs

that post about beauty standards for men that people kept changing the images 

the one video for mystery skulls 

reblog this with your [number] gif in your folder, that’s [whatever the topic was for the post]

that one photoshopped watermelon post 

actual cannibal shia labeouf song

lots of gangnam style mashups

2014 you we either into off or danganronpa

superwholock

posts that were “[name] fandom grab your [whatever item that went with the fandom]” or “don’t mess with the [name] fandom”

ke$hastuck

broadwaystuck

transparent images 

bluespace images 

mrs. officer and mr truffles

don’t hug me im scared fandom

people calling david carp daddy 

people freaking out over yahoo buying tumblr

some combo of andrew hussie and david carp because they looked a like

certain blogs randomly turning into boy band blogs???

before discord there was pesterchum

reblog this and you’ll get a [insert whatever] in your inbox

hipster blogs vs fandom blogs??? 

all or nothing 

some fancy color changing pen that ended up being turn into a skinny white dude being shipped with someone or something like that

the once-ler fandom

character cosplay ask blogs

tumblr user pizza 

blood orange 

fanpro (which was like two girls trying to prove to their teacher they can create a fandom or something?? but i think turned out fake)

a bunch of fake tumblr stories ending with “and then everyone clapped”

cole sprouse joined tumblr for some social experiment

reblog for good luck or money posts 

the long post about hats 

the post about bra straps showing and op kept finding their look alikes

tons of drama with fan artists (mostly su fandom)

some people from the su fandom wrote negative reviews on an actual motel’s website after keystone motel aired 

space jam remixes 

tons of different audio posts of “stronger than you” 

audio post with “nice legs, daisy dukes, makes you go [insert different sound]”

crave that mineral meme

people in england thinking that american’s didn’t have certain foods or whatever when they did, but just had a different names for it

that image of a traffic light on fire and then an audio post for it

that post of someone who brought a george foreman grill to school

posts that said “only 90′s kids remember”

that very unnecessary long pineapple pizza post

that post about a kid who brought an inflatable pink dolphin to school and they made a shirt for him

everyone flipping out about the reblog button being moved

humanization of characters that are just skinny white dudes

other girls vs me (which turned into some ship)

mishapocalypse 

one of the april fools joke was just mini top hats added to our icons

the infinite chocolate post  

the post of “do you like the color of the sky?”

the tumblr virus

the one band that had their music video promo’d in our inboxes

that one person who’s pic got stolen and had people spam a bunch of people’s inbox about some game

someone took their amputated toe and had someone made into a necklace

the whole sixpenceee blog trying to get people to pay them for therapy sessions? (idk if that was fake or???) and something about their family owning a child slave??? 

some person lied about their life and identity for some hamilton fic?? or something (i actually don’t know the backstory or details of that one)

“let me tell you about homestuck”

that post of people randomly stealing traffic signs and lights??

the whole drama about tumblr user memeufacturing

undertale randomly came out of nowhere (at least on my dash at the time)

the random start of “tag yourself memes”

mbti and astrology posts

userboxes 

coppy from tumblr’s april fools joke of 2015

some person was stealing bones from like a graveyard or somethin’???

tons of kin drama

those mods from like some sonic blog or something having drama

we are number one videos 

tumblr user constablefrozen

posts of “what if there was a timer on your wrist of when you’ll meet your soulmate??” or “what if the first words your soulmates were tattooed on you??”

the post of “reblog if you can remove your bra without taking off your shirt” that had it’s notes number disappear 

lots of art hate blogs in 2012-2013 (y’all can perish)

lots discourse blogs (still around till this day)

memes anytime a hurricane was coming 

the thwomp meme that randomly showed up and then vanished the next day

the hold my flower post

having a post limit 

before instant messaging there was fan mail 

nigel thornberry memes

weird stockphotos everywhere

[tword-brainrot]

One size too small

Ler: Wilson 🖊️

Lee: House 🏡

Word count: 1,269

House finds himself in a bit of a dilemma when he gets stuck in a hospital coat that doesn’t fit right and does anything but make it better for himself…

“That’s…quite an attitude for someone in your position.” Wilson said with a twinge of annoyance emanating from his voice.

To be fair, Wilson had only asked if House needed assistance getting untangled from his coat jacket, his arms firmly stuck above his head. House told him to go fuck himself.

With this in mind, House caught on that Wilson didn’t take this too lightly and began to back away.

“Not for long, I just have to get one arm out.” House said, trying every which angle to free his arms.

“Oh I don’t think so.” Wilson replied, getting a good look at the M that marked the tag. “That’s not your jacket, it’s the clearly the wrong size. The cut on it isn’t even right.”

“Well, if it was yours, I wouldn’t be stuck in it, lard ass…” House replied, visibly frustrated with his predicament. Wilson’s expression became more serious as he took 3 paces towards house.

“That was wasn’t kind, constructive or necessary. I’m surprised you even passed orientation, for Christ sake.” Wilson smirked, he slowly traced circles into his sides as he cornered him next to his piano.

“Oh, come on. You know I can be so much ruder.”

House retorted, a smile creeping onto his face.

“Oh, I know. Trust me I know. But..” Wilson drew out. “You always deserved to be knocked down a peg.”

“I beg to fucking differ. God and I tied, bitch.” House snapped back.

Wilson paused for a moment before turning his tracing to digging, placing his thumbs just below House’s lowest set of ribs

“Then, beg.”

House dropped into the piano bench and tried to pull his arms down as far as he could. Unfortunately for House, he couldn’t move them much lower than his shoulders.

“N-not a chahahahance! When I get out of thihihis, you’re toast!” House nearly shrieks, his back landing firmly into the keys surrounding C3.

Wilson leaned to pin House into place as to not cause any further damage to his piano.

“God, you’re always such a tough nut to crack. Oh wait…”

Wilson began to tap up House’s ribs

“You. Don’t. Always. Have. Your. Worst. Spots. Showing.”

With each word, he tapped up his ribs and kneaded into his second set.

“Wahahahait!! Wilson!!! Nohohohoho!!! *SNRK!*”

House began to visibly (and audibly) break as a bright, boisterous laughter filled the room.

“What was that?”

Wilson froze, hands still glued to the exact spot they stopped.

“N-nohohothing! Pay it nohoho mihihihihind!”

House’s laughter picked back up

“I’ve never heard you snort before, do it again.” Wilson said as he picked back up his kneading, this time at the top rib.

“AhAHaHAbsolutelehehey nohohot!”

House squeaked, thrashing slightly against Wilson’s touch.

“Ok, let me say this in terms that can get through that thick skull of yours..”

Wilson jammed his thumbs under House’s arms, not moving just yet.

House absolutely squeals.

“You’re in no position to be this bratty. Do it or I’ll make you do it.”

Wilson’s wiggling thumbs drew light circles into House’s hollows.

“Nononononononohoho!! Y-you cahahahan’t mahehAhahak-“

House is cut off by Wilson gripping his face with his left hand while right hand bounced between his armpits.

“Oh, I can and I damn sure will. Besides you’re still stuck. Stuck in someone else’s coat jacket, care to tell me who’s that is before you can’t talk anymore?” Wilson smirked, slowing back to drawing circles

“Y-yohohoho You knohohohow who’s it is, you prihi-*hic*hihick!” House hiccuped as Wilson hit his collarbone.

“Do I though? It could be anyone’s, anyone who wears a medium. Chase, Foreman-“

“itHihiHit’s CuDdy’s for ChRist SAke cahahahahan you not rehehead?? Shehehehe signs the tahahahags on her *hic* clothes!! Look!” House sharply pulls forward, slightly tearing the neck of Cuddy’s coat.

“I get it, I knew when you put it on! Careful, you’ll rip it, don’t want to do that when it isn’t on her.”

Wilson fessed, now placing two fingers on each collar bone to vibrate into them laterally.

“YOHOHOHO YOU KNEW????? WhY DIHIHIHIDN’t YoU sTOHOHOP MEHEHEHE???? SHEHEHE’S GONNAHAHA KIHIHILL MEHEHEHE!!” House snorted through his Ted talk, trying to sound as upset as possible.

“Of course I knew, Snickers. What fun would that would have been?~” Wilson applied more pressure while simultaneously pressing against the collar of the coat, tearing it more in turn.

House hears this and pulls his arms up to prevent it as much as possible.

Wilson’s eye brow raises in curiosity.

“Bold move for someone who has routinely not cared about other people’s shit..” He takes advantage of this opportunity by drilling his fingers into the reopened spot.

House holds firm, manically laughing without moving more than he had to. Though, it was hard to notice, House smiled with his still closed eyes.

“My, My…You are having fun…aren’t you? I mean, you didn’t yell at me for probably putting your piano out of tune..You’ve done nothing but provoke this further than even I intended.” Wilson chuckled as he brought his left hand to House’s sternum, keeping his other hand in the same torturous spot.

“WAitWAITWAITWAIT!!! I wohohon’t be able tohohOHOHOHO Hohold it!! It AHAhA it’ll TEheHeAr!!”

House protested, avoiding the point as best as he could. The light dusting of pink faded between his salt and pepper stubble giving Wilson all the answer he needed.

“Sucks, guess she’ll have to not pay for a new one and get it immediately?” Wilson held starting to draw circles with his right hand.

“BuHuhuhuT, it’s her Fahahahvorite color! PLehHehease she’ll kihihihill us both!” House pleaded, a desperation forming in his voice.

“I haven’t heard that noise again, still wanted to. Worst case scenario, I get our coffins sized and delivered to the hospital. Gives her three less things to deal with in one go.”

Wilson jested, opting ignore House’s pleas and to continue the circles while now buzzing his index and middle fingers into his sternum.

House arms shoot down and in to cover his death spot.

“NONONONONONONOHOHOHO!!!WIHIHIHIHI!! WILSON!!! WIHIHILL YOU AHAHA STIHIHIHIHIHILL ACCEPT HAHA BEHEHEGGING??”

House must have lost it when he said that but, Wilson stayed silent and persistent in his attack, his new goal to get him to rip the coat into two.

“PLEHEHEHEHEASE!!! PLEHEHEHEHEASE!! WIHIHILSON!”

House shrieked, still refusing to make the embarrassing sound.

Wilson moves to House’s hips, firing a preliminary warning squeeze.

“Last chance. You’re either ripping this jacket or making that adorable little sound again. Pick one.”

Wilson kneaded circles into House’s hips as they bucked against the piano bench (and against Wilson).

“SHIHIHIHI *SNRK!* HIHIHIT!!!!”

House’s laughter beckoned to fall silent before his arms finally and fully came crashing down, violently tearing the back seams apart.

He curled into himself, finally free from Wilson’s attack. But at the cost of Cuddy’s favorite hospital jacket

Wilson finally let up, helping to run away any remaining sensations.

He had a wide grin on his face, satisfied that he got to have his his cake and eat it too.

“Uh oh…. Someone’s gonna be some in big trouble tomorrow..”

Wilson warned, taking the tattered remains off of House’s arms to deliver to Cuddy in the morning.

Before walking off entirely, Wilson turns back around to a still giggling curled up House.

“Oh and just so you know, you don’t have to provoke me or damage personal property next time you want me to destroy you~” He fully walks to the other room, being sure to remember to take the jacket with him tomorrow.

Whether Wilson knew it how or not, House would pay dearly for this and he wanted to be sure of it.

Based on prompt number 13 from this list here! I’ll be using each prompt at random so, do stay tuned 📺

[most-hated-blorbo-bracket]

Update on how many unique characters you’ve received?

As usual, super long list, so here we go!

These characters have two+ (2+) submissions, and are likely to be included.

Vriska Serkat

Eridan Ampora

Shiver

Kokichi Ouma

Haiji Towa

Minoru Mineta

Simon

Boston

Bill Cipher

John Gaius

Regal Farseer

Ayin

Kylo Ren

Mal

Jurgen Leitner

Merlin

Darkstalker

Kyubey 

Ty Betteridge

Sasuke Uchiha

Dazai Osamu

Glenn Quagmire

Rose Quartz

Makima

c!Dream

Izzy Hands

Akio Ohtori

Katsuki Bakugo

Bramblestar

Michael

Don Quixote Doflamingo

Elias Bouchard/Jonah Magnus

Ansem the Wise

Kusaka Masato

Azula 

The Metatron

Evan Hansen

Stella Goetia

Pierce Hawthorne

Le’garde

Lance Dubois

Santa Claus

Meenah Peixes / Her Imperious Condescension 

Greg Heffley

Tony Stark

Donald Trump

Jace Herondale / Wayland / Lightwood / Morgenstern

Teddy / Kuma

Mr. Bungee

Julia Mazzone

Sentinel Prime

William Afton

Cullen Rutherford

Shou Tucker

Junko Enoshima

Ardyn Izunia

Sosuke Aizen

Happosai 

Simon Laurent

Caillou 

Ōchi Fukuchi

Jin Guanyao

Micah Bell

Cici

These characters have been submitted only once, and have a lower chance of being accepted.

Michael Scott

Detective Saracusa

Paul Von Oberstein

JJ

Box

Damian Wayne

Cersei Iannister

Shredder

Splinter

John ‘Jack’ Seward

Akane 

Abyss Sibling

House

Nickel

Julie-Sue

Tim Drake

Xisuma

Dr. John ‘Jack’ Seward

Hisoka 

Gra’ha Tia

Elias Ainsworth

Trishna 

Erlina and Brugaves

Five Pebbles

The Entirety Of Homestuck

Willy Stampler

Miguel O’Hara

Medusa Gorgon

Gamzee Makara

Rohan Kishibe

Teruhashi Makoto

Gordon Blackwall

Rebecca Costwolds

Dio 

Anakin Skywalker

Sigma Kilm

Caesar Clown

Shiki Tohno/Nanaya

Mori Ougai

Asuka 

Marlon

Pencil

Touichiro Suzuki

Alexander Hamilton

Georg Weissmann 

Dean Winchester

The Operator

Kromer

Scrappy Doo

Foreman Oyun

The Eleventh Doctor

Any Character From Welcome to Nightvale

Will Shuester

Marie

Silver Spoon

Jayne Cobb

Byakuya Togami

Prince Louis 

Coco

Princess Daisy

Light Yagami

The Pale King

Yoshiharu Hisomu

Himiko Toga

Sebastian Mechaelias

Mystery Hunter (Jeremiah Hartley)

Muzan Kibutsuji

Clara Oswald

Ranpo Edogawa (Beast)

Heath cliff

Inspector Tobias Greyson

Roland

Huey Emmerich

Tom Wambsgans

Yuri Briar

Jacopo Bearzatti

Quiche

Alastor

Meredith Rodney McKay

Every Single Country In 1993

Cicero

Val Velocity

Jiren 

Noor Pradesh

Blackbeard 

Kristoph Gavin

Morris 

Dan Moroboshi

Muu Kusunoki

Julia

Shen Jiu

April O’Neil (2012)

Johnny

Adam

Ronaldo

Makoto Itou

Ianthe Tridentarius

Disembodied Voice

Viren

Spamton

George Wickham

Floch

The New Ninja

Sakazuki Akainu 

Petyr Baelish / Littlefinger

Childe 

Wen Chao

Stormcaller

Chibiusa

Ashfur 

Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd 

James T. Kirk

Billy

Mikan Tsumuki

Teruteru

Orochi

Millions Knives

The Mage

Lotor

Otto Apocalypse 

Sanji

Woodes Rogers

Zeke Jaeger

Dean Venture

Absalom 

Aloise Trancey

Cynte

Akito Sohma

Pierre

Monokubs (Except Monodam)

Edelgard 

Chrollo Lucifer

Chloe Bourgeois 

Zhou Zishu

Wanderer/Scaramouche 

Elon Musk

Il Dottore

Goeffry St. John

Nikola Tesla

Louie

Ogai Mori

Astarion 

Mary Keay

Dr. Henry Miller

Booker

Voice In The Calm Ad On Spotify

Akechi Goro

Victor Frankenstein

Five

Riley Finn

Anyone From The Locked Tomb

Elias Ainsworth

Nefera DeNile

Angel Dust

Blitzo Buckzo

The Once-Ler

Moash

Zenos Galvus

Marvin Falsettos

Solf J. Kimblee 

Father / Dwarf In The Glass

Henry the Eighth 

Aranea Serkat

Bro-Strider

Caliborn / Lord English

Feferi Peixes

Skizzleman

Black Pete

Narumi 

Cozy Glow

Holly Blue Agate

Every Genshin Impact Character Ever

Drew

Dio (Zero Escape)

Matou Shinji

Chris McClain

Thistleclaw 

Rumpelstiltskin

Ruruka Ando

Sheldon Cooper

Buck Cluck

Valens Van Varro

Verstael Besithia

Kevin

France (Hetalia)

Tumblr Staff

Slayer 

Volgin 

Yumichika Ayasegawa

Roshi 

Chibiusa

Akio Himemiya

Ali Lectric

Rafe Cameron

Raven Queen

Duke

Sandy

Everyone In Romeo And Juliet

Bella Swan

Haiji Senri

Tsumugi Aoba

Vivienne Medranno’s Impsona

Buzz McCallister 

Eugene Coli

Live Action Buggy

Aizen Sosuke

Kyouichi Saionji

Ibara Saegusa

Yu Ziyuan

Mahiru Koizumi

The Little Palace Mistress

Eichi Tenshouin

The Old Palace Master

Rafal 

Jonah Magnus

Queen Scarlet

Nanami Kiryuu 

Hiyoko Saionji

God

Roger

Judo

Ken

Steven Universe

JD

[tword-brainrot]

Crossed Lines

Taking place directly after a Professional Strictly Business Meeting, House is still caught in the middle of his very important meeting with Wilson and Cuddy when Cameron decides to sit in uninvited

Ler/s: Cuddy⚕️ and Wilson 🖊️ (Attempted Cameron 🌸)

Lee: House 🏡

Word count: 946

CW: Boundaries are broken and there are consequences for it. (Consent is ignored and aggressive actions, yelling, berating, cursing follow.)

⚠️⚠️Viewer discretion is advised⚠️⚠️

“I really can’t believe how ticklish you are….” Cuddy jived, gently holding House’s arms behind his back.

“Oh I definitely can~” Wilson teased, digging into House’s sides.

“Oh, fuHUHUCK YOU BiHiHitch!!”

House squealed, pulling at Cuddy’s hold. She was much stronger than she looked.

“Good lord! He’s thrashing like a mad man, how are you keeping him so still?” Wilson chuckled, making his way up to skitter across his ribs.

“Well, covering for his ass on clinic duty certainly has it’s benefits. Stamina being one of them.”

Cuddy replied with a wink.

“You’ve GOhoHot thahahahat right!” House interjected, tilting his head back to smirk at Cuddy. He earned a scoff of “I should have let you go to prison for malpractice” caliber.

“Good to…know..” Wilson drew slowly

“Ohohoho, dohohon’t get any funny ideas. She’s got wayyyy mohohohore stamina than you, Sonic.”

House retorted, clearly already drunk from the giggling.

“Oh sure, you say that as if you aren’t just as quick to break~?”

Wilson smirked as he drilled into House’s hips with no warning.

“nOhOHoHOHO!! WAHAHAHAIT!! WIHIHILSON!” House pleaded, bucking against Cuddy’s chair.

“I think you should keep going, he did say to do your worst after all. You did say that right, Doctor House?”

Cuddy whispered her question into House’s ear, eliciting a squeaky yelp.

Wilson raises an eyebrow at this.

“Wait, are your ears ticklish, too?” Wilson asked with curiosity beaming across his face, moving one hand to skitter behind House’s left ear and one to hold his jaw in place.

“EEEHEHEHEP!! Nohohoho, just a coinci-SHIHIHIHIT!!!” As House was attempting to respond, Cuddy gently nibbled at the shell of his ear.

Wilson, a bit flabbergasted at how badly it affected House, decided to possibly dig his own grave by testing a theory.

“Wihihihihilson, wha-hahahat are you doing? Wihihihilson???” House giggled as Wilson brought his lips to House’s other ear.

He gestures to Cuddy with his eyes to back her head away and she obliged, eager to see what he was thinking about doing that could cause him to head butt her.

“Wihihihilson I swear to fuhuhucking gohohohod..” House warned.

“Silly, you should pray he can save you from this. Even though he won’t.”

Wilson inhaled a deep breath and blew a raspberry behind House’s ear, holding his head still to avoid injury.

“EHEHEHEH-*snrk!* WA-*snrk!* Wahaha-*snrk!* hait WAhAHAIT OH MY G-*snrk!*AHAHAHA!!!”

[Meanwhile upstairs]

“You guys hear that?”

Foreman asked, looking up from what he’s doing.

Another strange noise caught Chase’s attention, an eyebrow raising in time with Foreman’s.

“Just sounds like someone told a really good joke upstairs besides, we don’t have time for it with the MRI in 5 minutes. Let’s go, boys.” Cameron chimed, grabbing the folders out of Foreman’s hands.

“Who made her in charge?”

Foreman asks, looking up at the ceiling directly after. He hears the sound once more but, dismisses it to follow an already fed up Chase.

Cameron made a B line to the noise that Foreman heard, ensuring that she wouldn’t be followed.

[Cuts back to Cuddy’s office]

“WIHIHIHIHLSOHOHOHON!!!!!!

Y-*hic*YOU M-AHAHA*hic*AHA!!!

MOTHERFU*hic*HUHUCKER!!! AHAHA*hic*AHAHAHA*hic*”

House loudly cackled to Cuddy’s mild concern.

“My god Wilson, you’re going to kill him, don’t you think he’s had enough?” Cuddy asked as House went limp against the chair.

“Nah, he’s not done yet. Also, you can let go of him now, he doesn’t fight much after you get him hiccuping.” Wilson assured, tapping into House’s collarbones.

“NA*hic*HAHA*hic*HAHA-*snrk!* THEHE*hic*HEHEHE*hic*HERE!!!”

House squealed, thrashing his head.

“You sure? He looks exhausted..”

Cuddy replied, finally releasing House’s arms from capture.

“PLE*hic*HEHE*hic*HEHEA*hic*SE! LIHI*hic*ERALLY AHAHAHA-*snrk!* AHAHA-*snrk!*NYWEHERE ELSE!!!”

House grips the chair with his arms now raised above his head, much to Cuddy’s surprise.

“Anywhere else you say? Well, since you asked so kindly~” Wilson drew out as he pounced at House’s underarms, giving cuddy an “I told you so” smirk as he began drilling all ten fingers in.

“AHAHAHAHA!!!WIHIHIHILSON!!!”

House laughed a crimally contagious laugh, sans hiccups now.

“See? He can tahahake it just fine. Isn’t that right, Hou-“

Wilson is cut off when he sees Cameron making her way to Cuddy’s office, withdrawing his hands from House almost immediately.

“Hey, I’ve got- wait…. Am I seeing what I think I’m seeing?” Cameron asked, setting down her folders to walk towards House with an intrigued smile.

“Wait, Cameron…let him breathe..” Cuddy warned, nearly stepping in front of her.

Cameron side-steps to be able to see a still unaware giggling House.

“Seriously, his breathing was.. really starting to get labored. Besides, I don’t expect he’ll let you..”

Wilson, agreeing with cuddy, stepped in front of Cameron.

“Only one way to find out.”

Cameron ignores their warning and walks towards him anyways. House finally opened his eyes to see her, his goofy look quickly morphing to one of anger that bordered enraged.

“You…weren’t supposed…to see me like this.” House sternly drew, softening his look to meet Wilson’s eyes standing behind her. Wilson’s fists were clenched and visibly shaking against his sides. Cuddy placed a hand on his shoulder, attempting to cool his temper.

“Why? Because we haven’t seen you smile like that?” Cameron grinned, confidently reaches for House.

“DO NOT!!!! FOR FUCKS SAKE, CAN YOU NOT TAKE 3 NOS FOR AN ANSWER, YOU INDIGNANT BITCH?” House grabbed her wrist hard with an iron grip, only to release it after seeing the horror in her face.

Wilson and Cuddy gave Cameron violent and disgusted looks that simply said:

“If you tell anyone about this, we’ll kill you and no one will know…”

Cameron silently exited the room, figuring that never bringing it up would be her only chance of survival.