#leoxconrad

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[conradrasputin]

Leo: how about you try this number on baby?

Conrad: I’ll have you know that I’m engaged. 

Leo: Well, not that it matters, but I don’t believe you unless you’re getting  hitched with your old man. Real daddy’s boy, huh? Taking ‘My heart belongs to daddy’ to a new level. C’mon, give me five minutes, and I’ll show you what 11 inches can do to you and that sweet mouth of yours.

Conrad blushing: As interesting as your offer is, and I’ll ignore what you suggested about my father, my father promised me to Grigori, and meeting him has shown me he has more to offer than you.

Leo: Oh really, and what’s he got that I don’t?

Conrad: At least two more inches, and much, much thicker.

Leo: ...Well...so you’ve seen enough of me to compare the goods, huh?

Conrad: I’m engaged, not dead.

Leo: Well, all points aside, I don’t see why we can’t have any fun. What do you say?

Conrad: I don’t know, let me ask Dicky since he’s been behind you the last five minutes.

Leo: Ah.

Dicky: Ah.

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Leo: Cousins, huh? Quite a resemblance...

Dicky: Behave.

Leo: Hey sweetheart, Conrad right? You ever think of getting into pictures?

Conrad: No, not really. Father thinks they are too distracting from my studies, and I’ve heard yours in particular are quite risqué. Forgive me for saying so, but I’ve also heard they’re famously called ‘studies of American depravity’.

Leo: ‘Heard’, huh? Bit too judgmental for such a pretty face. You don’t want to be a snob at your age baby. Gives you lines on your face. Just look at poor Dicky here.

Dicky: I count 50 lines on yours, and that’s just from one of your crow’s feet.

Leo: Oh, ouch, break my heart baby. But come on Conrad, I can tell. You’ve done a bit more than just hear about my films. You look too curious not to itch that scratch. I’ve seen that exact look on Dicky. And if you think those films are too dirty, you should see my private collection. Maybe you’d even like to audition...

Conrad: I beg your pardon. 

Leo: Come on, we’re all family here, so to speak... How ‘bout it, you, me, Dicky, and a Camera. Hell, just to show I’m not selfish, how about I stay behind the camera and give you two some directions...

Dicky rolling up his sleeves: Right, please excuse us Conrad, I need to put the dog back in the kennel. 

Conrad leaving the room blushing: R-right, carry on.