#lemony snicket’s a serie of unfortunate events

[rubykgrant]

(since it is relevant; some fantasy books I've personally read that others might find interesting)

For younger kids; "No Flying in the House" by Betty Brock, "The Worst Witch" by Jill Murphy, "The Secrets of Droon" series by Tony Abbott, "The Spiderwick Chronicles" series by Tony DiTerlizzi and Holly Black, "A Series of Unfortunate Events" series by Lemony Snicket, "The Neverending Story" by Michael Ende, "The Chronicles of Narnia" by CS Lewis, "The Last Unicorn" by Peter S Beagle, "The Hobbit"/"The Lord of the Rings" series by JRR Tolkien

For older kids/tweens; "A Wrinkle in Time" by Madeleine L'Engle, "Fable Haven" series by Brandon Mull, "Savvy"/"Scumble"/"Switch" series by Ingrid Law, "MALICE"/"HAVOC" series by Chris Wooding, "Midnighters" trilogy by Scott Westerfield, "Well Witched" (AKA- "Verdigris Deep") by Francis Hardinge, "Skullduggery Pleasant" series by Derek Landy, "Fractured Princess" series Debra Renée Byrd, "The Golden Compass" His Dark Materials series by Philip Pullman, "T*Witches" series by HB Gilmour and Randi Reisfeld, "HECK Where The Bad Kids Go" series by Dale E Bayse, "The Dark Pond" by Joseph Bruchac, "The City of Ember" series by Jeanne DuPrau, "The Haunting of Derek Stone" by Tony Abbot

For older teens/adults; "The Lives of Christopher Chant"/"Charmed Life"/"Witch Week" all part of the Chrestomanci series by Diana Wynne Jones, "Scorpion Shards" the Star Shards Chronicles by Neal Shusterman, "Practical Magic" by Alice Hoffman

Seriously. I'm starting to block y'all on sight it has been quite long enough of a campaign to get you weaned off this terf's books and shows (and now games!)

[tempura-obscura]

It’s the Count!

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[mirefireflies]

a series of unfortunate events is really the blueprint for characters doomed by the narrative like i think that series changed my brain chemistry forever… the title tells you how the story will end and the author repeatedly tries to warn you away but still you pick up the book. the first sentence is that it’s a tragedy and you keep reading anyway.. you read through the whole story and it’s terrible and tragic and unfortunate and then after you’ve stayed up late reading it under your covers with a flashlight, you go to your school library as soon as class is over and check out the next book in the series because you need to know what happens even though really, you already know. the end is right there in the title, it’s there in every page .. before the story even begins you know it’s a tragedy and you read it anyway and—

[thesnicketfile]

I was cleaning out a flat file and these Unfortunate Events drawings. I don't remember how they were used but thought they were fun.

- Brett Helquist, Nov 6, 2024

[lemonysssnickers]

Ooo thanks :D I've always wanted to share that

So when thinking about usernames, I tried to narrow down my option to something that I like, and I settled on lemons. To that time I had just seen lemony snickets series of unfortunate events movie for the first time and loved it sooo much that I thought it would be funny to combine it with my idea

Currently he's one of my favourite writers and I love that my username is a reference to his pen name

@willofthewood @xerx @hemlocksweetcandy @irritablepoe

Tag game🎉

Tag your moots and ask them where they got the idea for their tumblr accounts name!

For my name it was a nickname I was giving back in middleschool! One of our teacher had a system where we worked with 'wifi' eachtime we talked in class we lost a bar of the "wifi" (was a weird joke and we never held count on that) All the kids usually joked if they needed 'wifi' , they would borrow mine if they wanted to talk more. (I was incredibly shy in middle school, I only talked to like 3 people at school;^;)

They called me Ms. Wifi because of that. I just thought it would be funny if I put 'miss' instead of 'ms' because of my terrible actual wifi connection I have at home lol.

That's my story! Now moots, only if you guys want to, tell us your story.

Tags-> @slipping-lately @firequeenofficial @noagskryf @twinklstarrrr @halfbakedspuds @polterwasteist @rokushi-san @mygedagtes +anyone that sees this and wants to do this as well

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

asoue + tumblr

[sauxyan]

Happy (???) 25th Anniversary to Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events!

(It was yesterday actually but I was to overwhelmed by a few things to post this across every platform)

[drowninginredink]

The one detail in Penultimate Peril that I will never, ever get over is that Lemony Snicket smokes. He shows up and offers to take away the Baudelaires, and he's smoking a cigarette.

All through the series, fire is the ultimate Bad Thing. The good guys are firefighters and the bad guys are firestarters. Arson is the worst crime. And the Baudelaires' descent into moral ambiguity is shown through them starting multiple fires.

Lemony Snicket might as well be the poster boy for VFD. He was raised in it since infancy. He lost Beatrice because of the consequences of being a volunteer. He has been on the lam for at least fifteen years because of his dedication to it. He lost both of his siblings to it. There are plenty of people in the series who question VFD and its motives, but for all it's done to hurt him, Snicket is very loyal. He does point out some flaws, but not as many as you'd expect.

And yet Lemony smokes. Lemony starts fires every day to feed his own addiction. He carries a lighter or matches with him at all times, just like the villains do. He regularly engages in a massive fire hazard. He says himself that a man who smokes cigarettes is somewhere in between wicked and noble. I want to know how someone so deep in VFD even started smoking.

I think the one thing I am the saltiest about Netflix not including is that. Truly Lemony being a smoker is everything to me.

[belamercado]

I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone. Then this is my life and maybe, however unlikely, I'll find my way back there. Or maybe, one day, I'll settle for second best. And on that same day, hell will freeze over, the sun will burn out and the stars will fall from the sky.

- Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events

[anisaftz]

Violet projecting her period cramps onto Olaf

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

asoue girlies when a series of events are indeed unfortunate

[msesmecaliban]

average asoue rewatch experience

[lightaphorism]

Media with immaculate vibes:

A Series of Unfortunate Events (Netflix show)

Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated (show)

Gravity Falls (Disney show)

Treasure Planet (Disney film)

Mystery Files (YouTube)

A Series of Unfortunate Events (film)

The Spiderwick Chronicles (film)

Ghost Files (YouTube)

Atlantis the Lost Empire (Disney film)

Lockwood and Co (Netflix show) (please save it)

[fuckinglemoniestoflemon]

VFD Yearbook

[ainaru]

♥  Unhappy 20th Anniversary to 'Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events' movie! ♥

[witchrealms]

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