#lemon gee

[hallelujahyoungandloaded]

okay i have to specify that there are two kinds of lemon gerard. theres the danger days "lemon" gerard but his hair is too yellow and thats blond gerard. and then theres the post breakup pre and post hesitant alien era of lemon gerard. does that make sense

[hallelujahyoungandloaded]

i'd ask what i was cooking back when i was 15 but its a decade later and im still like this, so

seasons change but people don't

seasons change but people don’t

[spookyteeth]

uhmm hummm uhhmmm may u draw my fav picture of gerard evr?? /nf :3

the dance party will feature all you can eat pancakes, doctors warn however, this might cause a pan-ache

in other news!!

I LOVE PANCAKE REPORT RAHGGGGGGGG

[dailygwhiz]

day 162

[gerardwaydaily]

Gerard way day 89

[dizzybizz]

Draw your farmer holding a chick... And they're just mesmerizing the guy with all its glory...

- Danon

thats so funny that you should suggest that bc i scribbled this yesterday 😭😭

uhm have another i cooked up real quick anduhm i didnt mean for this to happen but everything i touch becomes a meme redraw im so

uhm one thats actually the actual request

[undercoveralienx3]

⁎⍢⁎ ᴠᴇʀʏ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴘʟᴀʏʟɪsᴛ ⁎⍢⁎

-Matthew wilder-break my stride

-VANO 3000-running away [AS]

-Jnhygs**-JERK! (prod. 9lives)

-Bees Gees-You should be dancing

-Lemon Demon-Hyakugojyuuichi 2003

-justice-D.A.N.C.E

-The smiths-the night has opened my eyes

-asteria-WHAT YOU WHAT!

-Odetari-RED EYE BLACK DRAGON CHAIN

-Odetari-Good loyal Thots

-Odetari-borderline personality disorder

-Femtanyl-GIRL HELL 1999

-Femtanyl-DINNER!

-Kevin JZ prodigy-HERE COMES THE hURRICANE LEGENDARY KATRINA

-i know its a small playlist, but i thought maybe people might enjoy it anyways!- X3

[janglingargot]

Looking, with great ADHD weariness, at efficiency tips for neurotypical moms again.

Like, sure, folding the laundry while dinner simmers sounds like it would be a big time saver! But unfortunately I've learned by trial and error that, if I leave the kitchen while something is cooking and start another task, I will keep doing that task until the thing on the stove regains my attention by setting off the fire alarm?? If I try to squeeze in a little bathroom cleaning between my kids' school pickups, I will inevitably get on a roll, my time blindness and task switching issues will kick in, and I'll clean the whole bathroom and be late for the school pickups??? Etc etc, ad infinitum.

It almost makes me feel better, like, no wonder the NTs are better at this stuff, how many plates can they even keep spinning at once? I can spin one plate with incredible style and grace if I'm in the zone, but dang if I don't tend to drop 'em all as soon as we add more.

[zagreus-eats-your-bread]

Me: ok man you gotta work they are paying you to actually do things. just focus on your work for once My brain: I'm the oldest man on MySpace / Wheezing to a My Chemical Romance song / I'm writing out my will in glitter text / I'm giving everything to Tom

[honorhearted]

"You don't?" Benjamin's voice was gravelly, afflicted, and peering back at her through lust-blown eyes, he struggled to catch his breath as Penelope's hand remained tangled in his hair. "But you...y-you don't want to wait until our wedding night? Aren't you afraid...?"

He certainly was: of ruining her first time, of destroying her reputation, of hurting her.

Her lips shifted toward his ear then, and as her breath rushed out white-hot against his skin, Benjamin shuddered, subconsciously gripping at her waist as she whispered, “The book never mentioned anything about senses. I don’t think it’ll be on the test.”

Despite his pounding heart, Benjamin laughed, turning his head to nuzzle her as he agreed, "And thank God for that...you've rendered me into a complete doddypole." Brushing his lips over hers, a sensation akin to drunkenness washed over him as he practically tasted her on his tongue. A touch self-conscious, he took Penelope’s face between his hands and drew his mouth back over hers, soft and savoring at first, before escalating in intensity. He coaxed her into kissing him back, his lips parting to lick into her mouth as with shaking, clumsy hands, he started to hike up her skirts between each eager kiss.

Head spinning, Benjamin withdrew a moment to peer into Penelope's low-lashed eyes. "Have you ever...h-have you partaken in self-pleasure before?" he asked, breathless while lowering to smear kisses along her cheek, neck and shoulder. "Because if so, it's...i-it's a similar exploration..."

Careful and uncertain, he slid his hand between her parted legs and rubbed along her outer skirts, pushing upward and grinding his palm down into her heat, hoping that the layers of her clothing would add a pleasurable friction.

Chest tight with breath, Benjamin continued, "I could use my hand, or even my mouth to ease you into everything... If you wanted?" Dizzy from the very admission, he lowly added, "Would that be all right?"

“Your job? Soldier, teacher, and lovemaker? You’ve quite the resume, Benjamin Tallmadge.” Pen giggled, finding it impossible to not joke even in what ought to be a delicate moment. She supposed normal lovers would handle the moment much more seriously. The book hadn’t touched upon behaviors outside of the performative ones, but she didn’t need to perform around Ben. He was perfect, the exact puzzle piece that brought her entire life into focus.

“No, it’s alright. I’m a visual learner, anyway. Though I admit I was rather… surprised at the intricacies of it all. I swiftly realized why you were perhaps not so eager to continue in my mother’s drawing room.”

She looked down at the image he has referred to and a brighter hue of red took residence on her cheeks. On the page was a couple embraced in an intimate way, minds and bodies entangled together. Before she can control it, Pen begins to imagine the two of them in such a way, and she raises a hand to her stomach. Pen didn’t have a name for the flip-flopping in her gut, the roll of dizziness that washes through her nor the heat between her legs. It was foreign, yet familiar and entirely addicting.

When he clears the desk, her pulse quickens to a frequency she hadn’t known possible. She felt like she was falling, a rush of adrenaline washing over her with such intensity that her teeth nearly chattered in excitement. She didn’t know what to do with her hands, but she found that she didn't need to. They had a mind of their own, wandering up his chest, to his neck, and slipping their way into his hair.

She had studied the texts, combed through the words and images as much as one could. She’d imagined this moment before, both in her dreams and in her waking life, but nothing could have possibly prepared her for the way it felt to have him so close. Perhaps she was a fiend, and Ben was the snuff that she fiercely craved. If love made her a fiend, she thought, she must be the most devilish fiend to ever exist.

“Ben,” She muttered his name, hardly recognizing the fervor in her own voice. The feverish way he kissed her was intoxicating, more potent than the strongest spirits known to man. Instinctively, she opened her legs, desperate to allow him to step closer to her, anything to bring him closer. Her hands trembled as she raised her skirts an inch or two, just above her ankles, just enough to ease the tension in the fabric as she made room for him to press closer. And as he did, she began to lose all rationale, allowing herself to be overtaken by the madness. Suddenly, a soft gasp was plucked from her chest when he gently pulled away and she was left reeling.

It felt like someone had slammed her book shut just as she was reaching the good part. As though someone as snuffed the candle as it was reaching it’s hottest point. Breathless, she stared at him, confused and not quite ready to surrender.

“Stop?” Her brows furrowed. The idea of stopping hadn’t once crossed her mind. In truth, no thoughts at all had crossed her mind since she'd stepped foot into his home. Pen had willingly entered unknown territory, and she didn’t want to turn back so soon. “W-why? I do not wish to stop.”

Hungry and impatient, she pulled him closer. If she were of the right state of mind, she might’ve concerned herself with the tightness of which she gripped his shirt or the way her hands explored his torso, desperately trying to memorize the topographical shape of his chest. If she were of the right state of mind, she might’ve been more agreeable to his advice, but as it was, Pen was far from the sanity she knew.

“The book,” She began with a smile, each syllable dripping in desire. “Never mentioned anything about senses.” Dropping her voice to a tempting whisper, she murmured into his ear. “I don’t think it’ll be on the test.”

[calico-strawberry]

This isn't an ask but:

I love how it wasn’t enough for Aevia to get wings and a girlfriend from her visit to the darchlight caves. Either of those things would be a lot since humans have wanted wings since antiquity and the other thing is nice.

But instead of settling for wings, Aevia decided she needed TWO girlfriends before leaving the cave. That extra detail is hysterical.

Oh she got the girlfriends before getting the wings, they aren't directly related events.

Though she still has to explain that to the gang and she's not looking forward to that, especially since neither of said GFs reside in the same timeline as her (one can. Hop timelines at will so it's not too big a deal). Though some slight context, the timeloop thing I mentioned is why she even met them, tldr it's a RP thing that brought a bunch of people from various worlds together

[jji-lee]

⋆₊˚⊹.𖥔 zoom, click, panic !

with your platform growing it's about time you get your own personal camera man! you probably should've put in the job description that the position involved working with a camgirl... maybe then sweet virgin nerd lee donghyuck wouldn't have applied for the job. now he's stuck with you, but he's determined to make it work.

alternatively, hyuck is a photography nerd who needs money for a new cameras and lenses, and you're a camgirl in desperate need of a cameraman.

virgin nerd!hyuck x camgirl!reader

genre : humor , coworkers? to lovers , college au , fluff , suggestive , haechan is an inexperienced LOSER we love to see it

warnings : sex jokes , death jokes, mean ass insults and comments , descriptions of sex and dirty acts , haechans first time seeing pussy irl , reader is open about sex and her body shes hot asf ofc

notes : two of my favorite things put together haechan and nerdy men (and he's a virgin hehe). i'm gonna enjoy this one and write as much flustered hyuck as i can. i'm gonna go with the flow with this one too which is why i'm not putting so much in the genre cause i wanna see how it goes and how i want to develop this plot.

playlist : positions , ariana grande | freak , doja cat | guess , charli xcx | kiss me more , doja cat | flamin' hot lemon , jaehyun | up to you , prettymuch | more than a woman , bee gees | telepatia , kali uchis | all mine , brent faiyaz

status : ongoing , updates x2 a week , tuesdays and thursdays

taglist : open !

yn’s group , hyuck’s group

intro

1 -> that's not my dick or anything

2 -> THE lee donghyuck

3 -> chat spam mommy

4 -> beyoncé eliminate him

5 -> big nerd dick

6 -> chicken nuggets

7 -> yes ma'am

TBD

extras :

TBD

[dailygwhiz]

day 171

[gerardwaydaily]

Gerard way day 117

[evamustdie]

Lemon Gee is such a cutie.

[ghostbooba]

can you pls do headcanons of Victoria with controversially young girlfriend!Reader??? IM BEGGING ON MY KNEES. not that much of an age gap but maybe like have reader be 22 or 23? Or even slightly younger if you’re cool with that! Whatever you’re comfortable with!

controversially young gf!reader seems to be really popular amongst Victoria lovers... gee I wonder why...

For a good long while, you manage to remain both her plaything and her little secret: no one had to know, right? Her career would certainly take the fall of it all.

You met at a bar, a simple night out with friends to decompress, no expectations; and so even through all the flirting and not-so-subtle stares, you were quite starstruck when not only she gave you her number, but also brought you home.

She’s protective and wary, especially because you’re younger, and while mature, definitely inexperienced in regards to all sorts of things, interactions, and environments. You're barely twenty, for fuck's sake. She won’t shelter you, but also won’t let you barge headfirst into something. Lots of planning and reprimands, but lots of coddling as well.

She tries to understand and inform herself on whatever slang is popular at the moment, to be “hip with the kids”, trying to seem young and fuun to you. to you it doesn’t matter, you like her for being herself. Still, it’s a little funny, so you keep quiet.

Within the privacy of the four walls of her home (because oh no she’s absolutely not letting you stay in that shabby rented apartment downtown) she can be quite sweet if not uptight, scolding you as if you were a child for the silliest mistakes only to kiss you senseless at the mere sight of a pout, crawling between your legs on special days as a soundless apology. Well, not so soundless on your part.

She pulled some strings to get you hired at the Bureau early in the relationship, both because urgently in need of a new secretary and more than eager to have you frolicking around as eye candy in her office.

She tries not to make it obvious at work, but rumors spread quickly, and after a paparazzi shot of you two making out after a speech went viral, there was nothing more to do.

Victoria’s P.R: team was furious, working overtime to cover the whole thing up, but when life gives you lemons…

So she starts parading you around, her pretty little jewel not to touch but to look at; visibly ruining you with hickeys and scratches to then have you wear low cut dresses, because they look sooo good on you, Especially when everyone can see you’re hers.

It’s news for a week or two, but tabloids go quiet when new, exciting news appear: like bees to pollen. And sure, rumors still go around, calling you both all sorts of names (cougar and sugar baby seem to be some of the favorites) but life moves on.

It’d devolve into full on PDA and blatant favoritism pretty quickly, gaining you a promotion (or two, if you actually work hard enough and don’t spend half the time under her desk), annoying more than one of your coworkers. The smarter ones avoid the murmurs and whispers, making friendly conversation as they oh so reasonably don’t want to get fired for something as silly as “age gap” and “power imbalance”.

NSFW

She’s downright cruel: having you whine between her legs, until you show her “what a good puppy you are” keeping you in place while sucking and licking her clit until she cums, without letting you touch yourself, of course: “that’s mommy’s job”

She loves office sex, period sex, risky sex really: anyone in their right mind would call her an adrenaline junkie, but the fact that you’re curious and willing to try anything out has put her in dicey scenarios more than once.

Manipulating your blood while she’s eating you out, or vice versa: chin streaming with cum and blood as you whimper because at this point she’s made your clit so sensitive you might cry.

She tends to dom, not necessarily top, but it helps her scatch that itch that for once, she’s the one in control as you writhe and writhe and beg her as she latches on your nipples. She commands you around, no matter who’s wearing the strap... if there’s even one in the equation.

Not opposed to the use of toys, especially after a stressful workday; on that same note, some days are dedicated to gentle sex, worshiping her weary body until she passes out.

She love to buy you frilly lingerie, and can be pretty disappointed to find you jn walmart cartoon kids boxers while getting you naked. Youa rgue that they're funny and really cool.

Aftercare might be both of your favorite: the loving intimacy of taking care of ssomeone; although Victoria always feels the need to be the one to do all the work, again because you’re young. And you oppose her with her own argument “young and capable” yet it always ends in small chuckles and smiles.