#lemme tag it with the tag so the trash can take itself out and block me

[lyriumsings]

it’s so funny seeing people who are supposed to be part of the lgbt+ community circle the drain on “astarion is too gay to be bisexual/pan” like how do you identify the way you do and then put this character in a generic box because “well he acts gay” like elaborate on that. tell me more what that means. and then go on and on about how terrible the Straights are for doing the exact same thing you’re doing lmao like it’s genuinely mind boggling. they’re not “player sexual” that’s not a fucking thing. they’re all bi or pan none of them are gay. none are lesbians. they are bi and pan and valid and you can die mad about it.

[magicresteda]

𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒   ─   𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍

Hey guys! I’m Maddi ( she/her ) I’m 24, Australian, demisexual & the biggest dweeb. Most of you may know me from creatingxdragons or twiceblessedhalliwell! I’ve had Wyatt for about 8 years now and gone through so many phases with him. But he’s always going to remain my favourite muse!

𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗕𝗘 𝗔 𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗞:  as simple as this is. just no drama, no pushing for replies, respect my rules, no godmodding, stealing hcs, metas or graphics, just be cool bro! 

𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗚 𝗜𝗦 𝗠𝗨𝗧𝗨𝗔𝗟𝗦 𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗬:  Please don’t like any starter calls, posts or edits of mine and please don’t reply to posts if we’re not mutuals.

𝗠𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘𝗦 & 𝗢𝗖'𝗦:  I am multimuse and oc friendly! All I ask is that if you’re a multimuse that you put down which muse you want a starter or meme for. If no muse is suggested I will not reply. OCs, if you don’t have easily accessible rules and about page I probably won’t follow.  

𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗡𝗢'𝗦: Plain and simple, if you interact or are friends with Jess/Bramble aka sasslightertm / schwarzerengeltm / brambleshadow-roleplays do NOT follow me. They are a racist creep who defends rape and I am sick of them bullying my friends. If you rp, excuse or romanticise pedophilia, rape, abuse you will be immediately blocked. things like ‘dubious consent’ trigger warnings or ‘age play’ are utter BS and do not count for shit here. 

𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗜𝗧𝗬 & 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗭𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗦:  In terms of activity, this account has varied activity so replies may take some time. My timezone is AEST (Australian) and I do have a few other accounts which I might hang out on when the muse hits. But Wyatt is my main account so activity shouldn’t be too low.

𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗟𝗦:  Please don’t reblog any of my posts, edits or rp related things (such as threads, headcanons, metas etc) and don’t spam my notifications with likes. You’re more than welcome to send asks in, anons, and ims! 

𝗕𝗟𝗢𝗚𝗦 𝗜 𝗪𝗢𝗡’𝗧 𝗙𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪/𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗧 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛:  I won’t follow genderbent muses, accounts that post too much pornographic material, or accounts that rp pregnancy kinks, incest or anything similar. I also won’t follow any blogs that use/talk favourably of those in my ‘banned trash bags’ section. I will not follow accs that age up minors to rp nsfw content. 

𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗦 & 𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗦:  Liking a starter call is probably the best way to interact! If not, sending memes in are also welcomed and a good way to rp with me. I don’t participate in reblog karma but I enjoy sending some in when I reblog a meme from someone else. Please don’t feel pressured to send memes to me when I do this.

𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗣𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗚 & 𝗦𝗠𝗨𝗧:  I am 24 years old. However, I do not feel comfortable writing smut and am not entirely interested in it. Shipping is varied on the writing partner and characters. But I’m open to plotting it out! 

𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗙𝗜𝗖:  my portrayal of Wyatt is strictly show based with heavy hc & meta influences. I don’t take anything from the charmed comics into my portrayal except for the names and powers of his cousins. 

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗠𝗘𝗗 𝗥𝗘𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗧:  It’s no secret that I don’t like the Charmed Reboot. The creators, ethics & CW behind the show are extremely hypocritical, gross and misogynistic. But the show itself has cool concepts and characters. I’m totally willing to rp with any reboot blogs and have a verse available. The only thing I will not do is rp with any Mel’s that have Melonie Diaz as the fc or any Galvins as Ser Darius Blain.

𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗙𝗜𝗖 𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗦:  As half of Wyatt’s story includes him being a very, very evil abusive toxic, power hungry character. A lot of triggers can and may be included in this portrayal of him. These triggers can include): Murder, Gore, Torture, Blood, Knives, Horror, Physical & Mental Abuse, Mental Illness, etc.

𝗠𝗨𝗡 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗙𝗜𝗖 𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗦: I don’t have a whole lot that makes me uncomfortable. But please tag any weed praising ooc posts with tw weed or tw marijuana. If you have any triggers yourself that you’d like me to tag, lemme know i’d be more than willing to do so.

𝗙𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗡 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦 𝗢𝗙 𝗪𝗬𝗔𝗧𝗧:  most people are pretty good with this but please don’t assume that any fanon hcs/interpretations of Wyatt are what I follow as well. While I might accept some as my canon, the majority of them are not accepted into my portrayal. 

I do not accept the hc that Wyatt killed his mother in the unchanged future, as canon.

I do not accept the hc that Wyatt is a charmed one as canon. 

I do not accept the comics fanon that Wyatt lost excalibur and his twice blessed status as canon. 

Wyatt does not know about the unchanged / evil future and probably never will. (this is probably the most important one!)

I do not accept the renaming / retconning of Wyatt’s force field as an ‘orb shield’, as canon. It’s a hecken force field, fight me. 

𝗖𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗦:

‘Elsa’ & ‘Breakfast At Tiffanys” by the lovely somresources used in my icons, header, sidebar image & various edits.

Icon borders are from somresources as well (I think! If i’m wrong lemme know!)

Base icons used for adult Wyatt / Luke are from insanejournal and hollow art created by elenaishuman, angelicimagination, narcissca, backstreets, twatty, moonshoes, seethesoldiers

Gifs used in doc are not mine, but have been edited by me

𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗗 𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗛 𝗕𝗔𝗚𝗦: Amber Heard, Melonie Diaz, Gina Rodriguez, Ser Darius Blain, Ian Somerhalder. Hayley Atwell, Scarlett Johansson, Tentacion, T.I, Chris Pratt, Chris Brown - please tag any mention/content of these people.

[i-can-get-extra-with-my-ships]

A Slice Of My Love Chapter 3. Kiddo?

Hello children! Once again, I am present with a story about an insane boy, and a piece of bread. Well, this chapter isn’t about the bread as much as it is about a dad worried about his dark strange son.

This chapter goes a little far back from where chapter 2 ended. Actually to the beginning of chapter 2. But from a different point of view. (I’ve given you two hints as to who’s POV it’s from.) Also, no angst in this chapter. Just stupid humor.

Pairings: The glasses gays. (Aka Logicality, you wanna know why we be doing the glasses gays show today? BECAUSE I AM THE GODDESS OF WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS FIC!!! I COULD FUCKEN END A LAIFU UP IN HERE IF I FELT LIKE IT!!! I don’t tho.)

Tw: Major “What the fuck is wrong with Virgil” moments but not “What the fuck” because Patton doesn’t curse, Patton rambling, a little Patton breakdown, cursing (Only in the A/N tho. Because I like to run my mouth apparently)

Patton’s POV

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I couldn’t believe it. Virgil wasn’t taking care of himself at all!! As far as I knew, he hadn’t slept since he locked himself in his room. I didn’t even know what I was saying at this point. I was too tired and too worried at the same time.

“Kiddo you need to sleep! This is so terrible for you!! You haven't slept in GOD knows how long!!!”

He was staring at the counter, well, the bread bag to be more specific. Logan’s been teaching me how important being specific is. Virgil looked like he was debating with himself, then he started to stare with interest at the bread. What’s so interesting about bread? I thought.

“Virgil are you even-” He cut me off.

“Hey, Pat?”

“Yeah, kiddo?”

“Who’s that guy on the counter?”

In that moment I thought he was insane. I didn’t want to show it, but I know I did. I just stared at Vee, then the counter, then Vee, then the counter. This went on for a little while before the shock left. “Virgil, are you sure you’re ok? There’s no one there.”

“I’m never ok. But there is someone there. He’s just chilling on the counter. Staring at us.”

 If I didn’t look at him like he was insane before, then I totally did this time. I felt like physically fighting him at that self-deprecation, but now wasn’t the place or time to do so. He started to drink his coffee again. Most likely to drown out the silence.

I didn’t know what to do. But I had a hunch as to who would know. Granted, he’s probably sleeping. I don’t want to worry him with Virgil’s not sleeping, and the fact that I’m up at 3 am. But, he’d much rather I come to him than try to solve a problem that I don’t know how to. I’m gonna go ask Logan.

“Excuse me for one moment kiddo.” Then I went back upstairs.

Once I got to Logan’s door I hesitated. Are you gonna knock on the door or what? Are you crazy!! We can’t knock on the door!! Logan’s gonna be so ticked that we woke him up!!! I’M CRAZY??? Hun, you’re the crazy one!! Logan loves us!! He won’t be ticked for very long if we go ask him for help with the Virgil thing. But- Butts are for sitting. Our kiddo needs to sleep. I honestly think that he’s going insane!! We need to help him. If Logan is the only way to do that then so be it. FINE!! 

After the miny argument with myself had resolved itself, I knocked on the door.

“Patton? What brings you here at this hour?”

Logan’s voice was layered thick with exhaustion. He was still in his normal outfit of jeans, a black polo, and tie. However, his hair was a mess and his glasses were slightly askew. He must’ve fallen asleep at his desk. 

Oh god. I immediately regretted my decision. As I was just about to turn around and go downstairs, Logan invited me inside.

“Patton, you can come inside if you so wish.”

I didn’t need to be told twice. 

I practically ran inside his room. Then I started pacing, and rambling.

“Logan, we gotta problem. Virgil hasn’t been sleeping and I think there’s something wrong with him. He thought that there was a person sitting on the counter when really there was only the bread bag. And I know that it’s like 3am and that I should be sleeping and that I shouldn’t have bothered you at 3 am with this stupid kind of stuff. But I-”

Logan must’ve been really tired. Like REALLY tired. On a normal day, I would have never expected him to do what he did next.

He kissed me. 

Like we’ve kissed before, but when I start to ramble he just sits there and listens, or he interrupts me and tells me that I’m being ridiculous. 

He’s never cut me off by kissing me. 

It isn’t a very Logan thing to do. If anything, I’d expect Roman to do something like that. But not Logan.

Now, I’m not complaining. It was amazing. Logan is a really good kisser. It was just really unexpected. And most likely the result of it being 3am.

Once we broke apart, I started to blush like crazy!! I’m talken like ears red and everything. Once Logan realized what he’d done he jumped on the blush boat really quickly.

“I apologize for that sudden outburst Patton.” Between you and me, he hardly kept a stri gay face. (Must I remind you, none of the sides can do anything straight? They’re all gay.) 

“But I’m not that sorry at the same time. You were ranting again. All I understood from that was ‘And I know that it’s like 3am and that I should be sleeping and that I shouldn’t have bothered you at 3am with this stupid kind of stuff.’ Like we’ve been over several times, if it’s big enough to bother you, it’s not stupid.” 

His tone of voice was soft. It was the same tone when Thomas became “Mr. Sanders” temporarily. (I’m thinking the “Morality, what are we doing wrong?” tone.) I’m pretty sure he’s only used this tone with me. It made me feel special, to have such an amazing person care for me so much.

“You’re right.” I started. I took a deep breath to calm me down, and to hopefully help me not rant this time. “Virgil hasn’t been sleeping. I’m assuming since he locked himself in his room. And I think he’s starting to lose it. He thought that someone was sitting on the counter when really, it was just the bread bag.”

My voice quivered and threatened to speed up, but I managed to keep relatively calm during that statement. Emphasis on that statement.

The reality must’ve sunk all the way in, after saying it out loud, or something. Why? Because at that moment, I almost started to cry. Logan noticed this and pulled me in close for a hug before I started crying.

“See? There we go! I could understand you. Now I can help you.” He kept the soft tone of voice. If we’re all being honest here, that tone of voice could turn me into butter in seconds!!

“Why don’t we go downstairs and check on him. Then we can see what we can do to help.”

Why did I ever doubt coming to Logan for help? He can seem cold, but he is the most caring and amazing boyfriend anyone could ask for.

“Thank you, Logan.” 

I must’ve not have been functioning like a normal human being, as well. What I did wasn’t a very me thing, at all. But I got to pay him back for earlier. This time…

I kissed him.

Short and sweet, but still.

Once we got downstairs, I half expected to see Virgil either: 

Sitting on the counter drinking from the coffee pot.,

Sitting on the tabletop drinking from the coffee pot or,

Passed out at the table or anywhere really.

But I didn’t expect to see a piece of bread sitting on the couch, Virgil standing halfway between the commons and the kitchen, bright red, like the kind of blush that the blush boat brought earlier, and him saying “Okay. Don’t quote Heathers at me and just walk away.” to the bread.

He ran to a weird random spot. Logan was going to say something. I put up a hand to tell him not to. 

“Excuse me. Hi. Uhh… I never did catch your name.” Virgil went even more red with that statement. He stood there in shock almost. Like he saw and heard something that we couldn’t.

Logan and I looked at each other and then Virgil. I don’t think Logan had fully grasped the situation from what I told him upstairs. Now, standing here, watching Virgil quote one of the musicals that he quotes with Roman, by himself, with a piece of bread sitting on the couch, I think we both grasped how crazy the whole thing was.

Logan cleared his throat and I finished his thought for him. 

“Kiddo? Why are you talking to yourself?

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I know that it is Friday, but it’s not 11:59 pm. I am still victorious!! I have no clue where I want to take chapter 4. I might be coming down with writer's block. Who knows?

I don’t think I’m ever gonna stop with that cursed phrase.

I hope y’all liked this chapter. I personally think I could have done better but I still like it.

The random person on the internet who claims to be your mother,

             Em

(P.s I’ve run out of weird ways to do the sign off already. I really suck at this.)

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Taglist (Lemme know if you wanna be added or removed): @winterswishing-reblogs @thetomorrowshow @iixclementine @just-some-gt-trash

Umm... @stop-it-anxiety-official you said that you liked to be tagged? I’m the person who sent you that ask about Virgil and the piece of bread and how stupid it was. This is the third chapter but this is some of the stupidity. Sooo... umm... yeah?

@just-some-gt-trash I’m so sorry you weren't added sooner!! You hid the fact that you wanted to be added in the tags. I only just saw the tags!!!