#lemme remain a woodland beast
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#its really ironic#i cant have children and didn't aspire to reproduce#and now i got friends making me the god parent of their offspring if anything happens to them over their own families#on top of my bro getting it in writing that id get his army of kids if something happened to him#wtf is the universe plotting here#at the very least make sure i can afford a huge chunk of land and a big ass house if I'm supposed to take care of everyone's little nippers#i aint saying i wouldn't step up but ya gotta throw me a fucking bone here when im in poverty and disabled myself y'all#just lemme keep being universal auntie#im happy and content with being that and the family pet#its an honor to be trusted like this#but DONT DO THAT DO SOMETHING ELSE RN#lemme remain a woodland beast#not magenta#some other pink variant
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