#leiland is actively trying to do his best every time even though his best is like objectively bad and it kills him every time | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

aq2003 · 2 years

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i literally cannot describe in words how much of a swagless loser leiland eftbk is. he started falling out of the sky with slow jazz music playing in his head thinking "wow i failed everything i ever cared about. i don't know if life is worth living anymore". proceeded to roll a nat 20 on perception to notice ripoff samwise parachuting through the sky and went "oh i DO have something to live for. REVENGE!!!" . and then he hit the ground and got knocked unconscious and rolled a nat 1 on the death save

#i see people comparing him to gilear and like. no. gilear has given up and bad things still just happen to him out of nowhere despite this #leiland is actively trying to do his best every time even though his best is like objectively bad and it kills him every time #and that makes him such a different + arguably funnier brand of pathetic #escape from the bloodkeep #d20 #eftbk

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