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im here for u buttlord! Rooting for u man
how do you go on when nothing makes you happy :(
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21 books you need to read this spring
Spring is here and that can only mean one thing: time to shake yourself out of hibernation and bust out that spring reading.
But with so many great books coming out in 2018, it can be hard to figure out just which ones you should pick up.
SEE ALSO: 9 books to read before seeing the movie
Don't worry though — The MashReads Podcast has got you covered.
This week on the MashReads Podcast, we are joined by Cristina Arreola, books editor at Bustle, to chat about spring reading. Join us in the episode below as we talk about the books we've read recently, the books that've been on our spring reading wishlist, the classic books we've been revisiting, and the upcoming books you need to know about.
Here's the podcast — read on for our list of 21 books you should check out this spring further down the page.
As always, we close the show with recommendations:
Martha recommends Kali Uchis’ new album Isolation. “I feel like it got lost in the Cardi B / Drake wave that happened. Her music is just this beautiful fusion of a bunch of different genres like jazz, pop, rock, and her voice is wonderful, and the features that are on the album are fantastic. You have everyone from Jorga Smith to Tyler, the Creator to Steve Lacy. It’s just a perfect album to anticipate spring and summer with.”
Cristina recommends Radiolab’s "Border Trilogy," a three part series on the border U.S./ Mexico border. “If you’re interested at all in the immigration debate, this series a really good primer and delves deep into it.” She also recommends Francisco Cantú's The Line Becomes A River, a memoir about Cantú's experience growing up on the border and working as a border agent. “It’s just really heartbreaking and it’s not polemic and it just humanizes the issue in a way that I think is really necessary.”
MJ recommends the Twitter account Modern Glee (@Glee_2018), which imagines the television show Glee would look like if it still existed in 2018. “It reaches these ridiculous peaks the show actually did when it was airing.”
Cristina also recommends a tweet of a hilarious photo from a maternity photoshoot with Ronnie from Jersey Shore “It’s one of the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.”
Also mentioned on the podcast: 'The Rosary,' an essay by Alexander Chee about becoming a rose gardener.
Be sure to check out more of Cristina's work by checking out Bustle's books coverage.
21 Books you should be reading this spring
Image: Penguin Press
Little Fires Everywhere
Celeste Ng
Celeste Ng's Little Fires Everywhere is a study in the beautiful chaos that can be found within even the most controlled communities. The book opens with a house burning down and then flashes back to explore how we got there, revealing the dual plights of the Warren family struggling to fit in the tiny suburb of Shaker Heights and the Richardson family struggling to maintain the illusion of perfection, and just what happens when those two families intersect.
Recommended by: MJ "That book escalates so much and so quickly."
Image: Little, Brown and Company
The Recovering: Intoxication And Its Aftermath
Leslie Jamison
Empathy Exams writer Leslie Jamison is back with new non-fiction book The Recovering, part memoir about recovery, part deep dive into alcoholism, and part criticism of the way we talk about addiction.
Recommended by: Cristina. "It is probably one of the most comprehensive accounts of alcoholism that has ever been written. But it’s also so human, and her perspective on love and her own insecurities and family are so incisive and so relatable. It’s such a stunning book."
Image: Penguin Books, Limited (UK)
Another Country
James Baldwin
Sometimes you just gotta go back to the classics. If you're looking to revisit a book this spring, check out James Baldwin's portrait of New Yorkers in the '50s Another Country.
Recommended by: Martha. "My heart aches for all of the characters and all of their struggles and the lives that they lead in New York. James Baldwin is, obviously, one of the greatest writers to have ever walked this planet."
Image: Riverhead
New People
Danzy Senna
New People is a 2017 gem that may have slipped through the cracks of your reading list. The novel tells the story of Maria, a biracial woman who has what on the surface seems like a perfect life. But when she becomes obsessed with a young poet, Maria makes a series of choices that could destroy the semblance of happiness that she's worked to build.
Recommended by: Martha. "That book. I still think about that book. It’s super short, you’ll breeze through it. It’s fucking creepy in the best way. The character is so interesting and creepy, which is the only word that comes to mind. But also there’s so much I relate to."
Image: Penguin Press
Winter
Karl Ove Knaausgard
Sure, spring is here but Karl Ove Knausgaard's Winter will make you feel immediately nostalgic for the cold season. The book is a series of meditations about life, written as a tribute to Knausgaard's unborn daughter.
Recommended by: MJ. "Hearing Knausgard take his signature brooding meditations and apply it to stuff that we can all relate to like “snow” or “winter”… I’ve loved diving into them."
Image: Riverhead
The Female Persuasion
Meg Wolitzer
The Female Persuasion tells the story of Greer Kadetsky, a college student who, after a chance run-in with feminist icon Faith Frank, begins a career at a feminist magazine. But as the book bounces from the perspectives of Greer, her friend Zee, her mentor Faith, and her boyfriend Cory, The Female Persuasion explores what it means to advocate for women and the human struggles behind the fight for gender equality.
Recommended by: MJ. "I keep describing it as a feminist manifesto disguised as a coming-of-age novel. Meg Wolitzer drops gospel truth in this book."
Image: Algonquin Books
An American Marriage
Tayari Jones
An American Marriage is an exploration of race, privilege, and love. The book follows newlyweds Celeste and Roy. But when Roy is arrested for a crime he didn't commit their love is shattered. What follows is a beautiful novel about love and the ways people drift apart.
Recommended by: Cristina. "It is phenomenal. It is wildly good. It’s super painful to read, especially if you love love, but it’s just so beautifully written and I couldn’t stop reading it."
Image: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
The Astonishing Color of After
Emily X.R. Pan
The Astonishing Color of After is a, well, astonishing juggling act of grief, art, family, history, and mental health. The book tells the story of Leigh Chen Sanders, a young artist who is reeling after her mother dies by suicide. But when Leigh begins seeing a bright red bird that she believes to be her mother, Leigh and her father takes it as a sign to go to her mother's home in Taiwan. Once there Leigh not only explores her own grief, but also dives into her family's history, and the ghosts that are still with them all.
Recommended by MJ and Cristina. Cristina says: "It is unbelievable. It’s unfair. You read it and you’re like this shouldn’t be able to come out of your head."
Image: Grove Press
Freshwater
Akwaeke Emezi
Akwaeke Emezi's Freshwater follows Ada, a Nigerian woman who hears voices because she has been born "with one foot on the other side." The novel is narrated by a collection of those voices as each of Ada's fractured selves fight for control over Ada, resulting in a powerful and surreal look into the human mind and the way we grapple with our identities.
Recommended by: Martha
Image: Henry Holt and Co.
The Parking Lot Attendant
Nafkote Tamitrat
The Parking Lot Attendant is a coming-of-age story about a girl in Boston who falls in love with Ayale, an Ethiopian parking lot attendant who is "the unofficial king of Boston's Ethiopian community." The book starts out at the end, showing our unnamed narrator as an outcast on an undisclosed island with her father. But after this brief glimpse into the future, the book flashes back to the past, exploring the narrator's teenage years, her complicated relationship with her parents, her love for Ayale, and the way that she gets wrapped up into Ayale's increasingly complicated schemes.
Recommended by: Martha
Image: Scribner
Sing, Unburied, Sing
Jesmyn Ward
Sing, Unburied, Sing is a moving portrait of family and history. The book follows Jojo and his mother Leonie as they road trip to pick up Jojo's father from prison is Mississippi. But as they journey, they are haunted by the ghosts who have stories to tell about the South, race, growing up, and the history that shapes us all.
Recommend by: Martha
Image: Graywolf Press
The Argonauts
Maggie Nelson
If you're looking for a deep dive into love this spring, make sure to revisit Maggie Nelson's 2015 book, The Argonauts. The book is a memoir about Nelson falling in love with her partner Harry Dodge, a gender-fluid artist. Told with Nelson's signature poeticism, the book is an expansive look at the experience of falling in love and starting a family, as well as an exploration of how we talk about sexuality, gender, marriage, and more.
Recommended by: Martha
Image: Counterpoint
Heart Berries
Terese Marie Mailhot
Heart Berries is a coming-of-age memoir about working through trauma. Through the book Mailhot explains her experience being hospitalized and diagnosed with PTSD and bipolar II disorder, and confronting the family and relationships that shaped her. Speaking to Bustle, Mailhot explained, "I think Heart Berries is a conjuring. It is some type of incantation where my mother becomes a god and the men who hurt me falls away."
Recommended by: Cristina.
Image: Simon & Schuster
Asymmetry
Lisa Halliday
Lisa Halliday's Asymmetry tells two stories side-by-side: the tale of Alice, a young editor who begins a relationship with older and famous writer Ezra Blazer as well as the plight of Amar, an Iraqi-American man who is detained by immigration offers as he tries to visit his brother. "Asymmetry poses questions about the limits of imagination and empathy—can we understand each other across lines of race, gender, nationality, and power?" the New Yorker asks.
Recommended by: MJ
Image: Mariner Books
How To Write An Autobigraphical Novel
Alexander Chee
From literary force Alexander Chee comes a new essay collection about art, sexuality, activism, love, and more. Part memoir detailing Chee's own past (relationships, experiments in rose gardening, etc) and part collection of writing advice, How To Write An Autobiographical Novel is an unforgettable book about how love and writing shape us.
Recommended by: MJ. "He has an essay called 'After Peter,' and it is easily one of the most affecting essays I've ever read in my life. I read this book a little while ago and I've just been waiting for it to come out so I can talk to people about it. It's so good."
Image: Random House
Green
Sam Graham-Felsen
Sam Graham-Felsen's novel Green turns to the past to explore the present. The book explores race and privilege as we follow David Greenfield, one of the few white kids at Martin Luther King, Jr, Middle School in Boston in 1992. After David meets Marlon Wellings, a black kid who lives in a public housing project near Dave's own gentrifying neighborhood, the two strike up an unlikely friendship. But as they begin spending more time with each other, they begin to interrogate the difference between the privileges each is afforded.
Recommended by: MJ
Image: Tor Teen
Anger Is a Gift
Mark Oshiro
In his debut novel Anger Is A Gift, Mark Oshiro shines a light onto police brutality, community, and the way we stand up to systemic oppression. The book follows Moss Jeffries, a teenager in Oakland reeling from the death of his father who is killed by a police officer and then vilified by the media. Six years later, during his junior year of high school, Moss and his friends begin protesting the Oakland police after facing constant intimidation in their school. But after a protest that goes awry and tragedy strikes, Moss must learn what to do with the anger that has been building up inside him.
Recommended by: MJ
Image: Ecco Books
The House of Impossible Beauties
Joseph Cassara
Joseph Cassara's The House of Impossible Beauties is a novel so beautiful it's hard to believe it's a debut. The book follows a cast of characters who are all navigating New York City's LGBTQ and drag culture of the '80s and 90s. But, as you meet each narrator, the book reveals the raw, heartbreaking stories behind the glamor we associate with the ballroom scene.
Recommended by: MJ
Image: Hogarth
The Pisces
Melissa Broder
If you loved The Shape of Water, be sure to check out Melissa Broder's The Pisces. The book follows Lucy, a PhD student who has been writing her dissertation for nine years. When Lucy and her boyfriend break up, she visits her sister in Los Angeles for the summer — where she falls in love with a merman.
Recommended by: Cristina. "It's fucking great. If you love love, you'll love it."
Image: Riverhead
The Ensemble
Aja Gabel
Aja Gabel's The Ensemble is a deep dive into the inner lives of musicians. The book follows four friends and examines their relationship to each other, as each tries to navigate the world of music as they grow up. The result is a beautiful novel about friendship, art, and the way we pursue our passions.
Recommended by: Cristina.
Image: Riverhead
The Incendiaries
R.O. Kwon
If there is a novel that goes to unexpected places, it's The Incendiaries by R.O. Kwon. The book tells the story of Phoebe Lin, a Korean American student who is grieving the death of her mother and becomes increasingly drawn to an extremist cult, and her fellow student Will Kendall, who is confronting his fundamentalist upbringing. After the cult bombs several buildings, Phoebe goes missing and Will begins a search to find her and to get some answers.
Recommended by: Cristina. "Phenomenal. Very quick read."
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dr phil is a stuck up no good tv personality. mr mackey spends time with fucked up little kids all work day, and then they also go to his house sometimes. mr mackey has been through it. need i point to s22 e5 where he literally takes down a phone data thingy with kenny
so yeah not-even-a-real dr phil is getting his shit rocked
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Thank you to my sweet bestie for the tag @acrossthesestars 🖤
1: What colour are your eyes? Denim blue
2. What is your zodiac sign? Libra
3: What little thing tells you someone is good? How they treat animals. Someone who has no compassion for animals is not someone I want in my life. I also don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like cats. Being allergic I understand but the hatred isn’t necessary.
5: What is the most interesting class you have taken? Oh baby… I have a whole ass forensics degree but I guess my most interesting classes were Human Osteology 1 & 2 (where we visited the human remains facility bi-weekly) and my two Crime Scene Investigation classes. Those were worth my whole college experience.
6: How often do you daydream? I would say I probably daydream an unhealthy amount. It really helps me fall asleep.
7: Name/nickname? My favorite nickname has to be Bean or Mare, both of which @acrossthesestars uses frequently and makes my little heart flutter.
8: Height? 5′6
9: Languages? English is my mother tongue. I took three years of French in high school but can barely read or write it, let alone speak or understand it. I’ve been learning Spanish through DuoLingo and I love it! It’s much easier to pick up than French and I get so excited when I can understand something new!
10: Nationality? American… sigh.
11: Favourite season? Fall because it’s the only time in the south that doesn’t suck (and our mountains like to show off right about now) but also because I was born at the end of this month and fall just feels so right to me.
12: Favourite colour? Orange, but my other favorites are lilac and black.
13: Favourite animals? Cats, but the bond I have with my dog is something truly special.
14: Tea, coffee or hot chocolate? Coffee. Literally all the time. Iced in the morning/through the day and hot at night.
15: Are you a dog or cat person? I think it’s pretty well established at this point that I’m a cat person. I’ve had cats my whole life (8 at a time at one point) and they’re just the best little companions. I love dogs too though. I just resonate with cats more.
16: How many blankets do you sleep with? Top sheet, comforter, quilt, and weighted blanket 🥴
17: A random fact about you? I have never been out of the country despite a very deep desire to do so.
18: Three ships? Ooooh boy ok… first and foremost, I’m about to out myself as a Reylo (BenRey? Regardless, Ben Solo deserved better) and I WILL NOT be taking any criticism for it. I am also a Darklina bitch despite all of the obvious flaws there. My OTP has to be Helnik tho. Their chemistry is off the charts and I dream to one day possess the power to charm a man simply by being as annoying and sassy as possible until he thinks I’m cute.
19: Last song? Si Veo a Tu Mamá - Bad Bunny
20: Last movie? The Lost World: Jurassic Park. I wasn’t really watching it though so the last movie I actually watched was Triple Frontier on my flight(s) home 😅
21: Currently reading? Shadow and Bone by Leigh Bardugo. I read a good chunk of it on my flight to SLC and it was so good but I am struggling with reading published novels after so much fanfic lol
22: Currently watching? Alex and I just finished Mayans S3 which was… something. We have yet to finish Punisher, but we only have a couple of episodes left. When we spent our glorious five days together, we watched two seasons of Narcos. On my own, I’ve been watching Breaking Bad for the first time.
23: Currently craving? Food. Like literally anything. But steak tacos sound amazing right about now.
24: Last thing I googled? Mini Australian Shepherds because I’m obsessed with my dog.
25: Favorite musicians/artists? Idk how to pick favorites, but I’ll try: The Story So Far, Grayscale, Neck Deep, Knuckle Puck, Movements, Ariana Grande, Dua Lipa, Charlie Puth… anyone who can make me feel something.
26: Current song stuck in my head? Over My Head - Fleetwood Mac
27: Lucky number? 13. I have it tattooed inside of a crystal ball on my bicep.
28: Currently wearing? Align shorts and align tank under my Exegol sweatshirt with some sick ass moccasin slippers.
29: Dream job? Screenwriter/movie maker and dabbling a bit in front of the camera. I wouldn’t be mad at a singer/songwriter career either.
30: Dream trip? An ancestral tour of Europe. I’d love to see the land where all of my different ancestors came from just to feel some kind of connection to them.
31: Ocean side or mountain? God… I went to college in the Smokies and it was the most amazing experience, but I just spent two incredible days on the California coast and have to say that I would choose that every time. Take me back to Santa Barbara, pls.
32: Do you play any instrument? Clarinet, mellophone, alto saxophone, and my primary instrument is bass clarinet. I can play a trumpet or a french horn if I need to as well.
33: Current favorite song? I don’t think I really have one, but “We’re Good” by Dua Lipa gets me very hype lol
34: Describe yourself as an aesthetic? I guess I’m comfort? Like… the old, broken in sweatshirt you pull on when you feel like an imposter in your jeans. I don’t put on airs to impress and will try to make you feel accepted and comfortable as you are. I can also be that fun and funky graphic tee that you pull out when you want to have a little fun.
Idk if any of that makes sense but whatever lol like of comfort with a bit of fun and that’s me 🤷🏻♀️
No pressure tags: @headinthestarz, @cxrpse-wife, @besidetheseasiderendezvous, @leonieb, and anyone else because I suck at tagging!
Thanks for the tag @scabby-lasagne and @queenofthefaceless 😊 I got sent two very similar sets of questions with some duplicates, so I’ve amalgamated them into one to make it easier!
1: What colour are your eyes? Dark brown
2. What is your zodiac sign? Aries
3: What little thing tells you someone is good? I always think the way people treat service industry staff is quite telling (in a good and bad way).
4: Do you have a recurring dream? I tend to dream about my teeth falling out, which I guess is anxiety-related.
5: What is the most interesting class you have taken? I took a module on Animal Law when I did my Law degree.
6: How often do you daydream? Lol a lot, especially about fictional characters.
7: Name/nickname? Laura. Haven’t had a nickname since high school, which was a long time ago now.
8: Height? 5′6
9: Languages? I have a GCSE in French and I’ve been learning very basic Spanish via Duolingo for the last year, but I’m absolutely not fluent lol.
10: Nationality? British
11: Favourite season? Autumn
12: Favourite colour? Purple
13: Favourite animals? Dogs
14: Tea, coffee or hot chocolate? Coffee when I need waking up and hot chocolate when it’s cold or I need comfort.
15: Are you a dog or cat person? Dog person, just because that’s all I’ve ever had in my family. My husband’s family have always had cats, so I do like cats as well.
16: How many blankets do you sleep with? I don’t have blankets, just a duvet.
17: A random fact about you? I’m part Irish (on my dad’s side), although have never actually visited Ireland. I really need to rectify that one day.
18: Three ships? Canon ships: Jimmy/Kim (Better Call Saul), Han/Leia (Star Wars) and Hugh/Paul (Star Trek Discovery).
Non-canon ships: Jim/Bones (Star Trek AOS), any combination of Javi/Steve/Carrillo (Narcos), Nacho/Lalo (Better Call Saul).
19: Last song? Judas - Lady Gaga
20: Last movie? I think it was Jurassic Park for about the millionth time (I can’t help but watch it whenever it’s on TV and it seems to pop up on a different channel nearly every week lol).
21: Currently reading? I’m afraid I’m not reading much of anything at the moment, published books or fic wise, as I’ve been concentrating a lot on writing these last few months.
22: Currently watching? Ahh @scabby-lasagne I’m also re-watching Buffy at the moment! And yes, I still love it despite JW being awful and certain elements of it not ageing well. I’m also going to re-watch Narcos Mexico before season 3 starts.
23: Currently craving? Motivation to get things done.
24: Last thing I googled? Stuff to do with recovery of a broken arm (my husband broke his last weekend).
25: Favorite musicians/artists? Manic Street Preachers, The Killers/Brandon Flowers, Idlewild, Marina, Lady Gaga, London Grammar.
26: Current song stuck in my head? Happy Bored Alone - Manic Street Preachers
27: Lucky number? 10
28: Currently wearing? I’ve just changed into my pyjamas.
29: Dream job? Maybe something behind the scenes in film/TV like a locations manager.
30: Dream trip? Latin America, Japan or back to Canada.
31: Ocean side or mountain? Ocean side
32: Do you play any instrument? No
33: Current favorite song? In Another Life - The Killers
34: Describe yourself as an aesthetic? At this time of year, mostly tunics and knitwear in Autumnal colours teamed with jeans and boots.
No pressure tags: @massivecolorspygiant, @nocturnal-milk-dud, @acrossthesestars, @unicorn-cloud, @maevesdarling, @fromthedeskoftheraven and anyone else who wants to answer these!
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