#leighanne the loml <3

[myobmaya]

my favorite thing to do is call leighanne and make her laugh until she wheezes and says she has to pee because homegirl laughs with her whole heart

[myobmaya]

SOMEONE TAKE HER PHONE AND INTERNET PRIVILEGES AWAY PLS @loveshotzz

[myobmaya]

Hey.

WHY

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me: “leighanne call me so we can brain storm this next chapter and get it out”

also me: *proceeds to ignore her when she talks about what she wants to happen bc I got distracted by Joseph Quinn gifs, sends her memes and tells her about the anon messages in my askbox*

[myobmaya]

Hi baby, love you 💘

YOU DID NOT I’M—

[myobmaya]

So what if Joseph said he’d marry you, but the only stipulation was you had to suck his toes. What are you gonna do?

I’m gonna call you and have you on the first flight out because apparently you got me covered

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I’M NOT EVEN MAD ABOUT THE FEET I’M SO CONFUSED??? THE MUSHROOM HEAD PICTURE??? HOW DO YOU WORK SO FAST???

[myobmaya]

Me and you 😏

WHERE DID YOU GET THIS

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WOULD SOMEONE WHO AIN’T SHIT BE ABLE TO MAKE THESE???

LEIGHANNE 💀💀💀 YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EXPOSE MY PHOTOSHOPPING SKILLS LIKE THIS

[myobmaya]

These aren’t TOO BAD???????

THEY WEREN’T BLOWN UP LIKE THIS ???? But my god he takes the spot for having the worst😵‍💫

[myobmaya]

That’s the face of a man who just snorted coke right off a stripper’s ass

That’s the face of man trying to act natural after taking a fat ass hit

That’s the face of an four year old asking if you have any games on your phones

That’s the face you give your sibling after you tell your mom they forgot to lay out the frozen meat for dinner

That’s the face of the boy that asks you for a hug everyday at school but you keep denying him

[myobmaya]

is it really love if it’s not public declarations of love?

[myobmaya]

me: let me catch leighanne up on my blog bc I need someone to be a menace with me

leighanne:

[myobmaya]

the way leighanne sent me pictures of joseph quinn’s hands and we were mid conversation and we both just stopped talking and leighanne goes “…are you looking at his hands too” LMAOOO

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Can I make a request?

Eddie makes it out of the upside down and you’re just so thankful he made it that all you wanna do is suck his toes.

Can I make a request? You in a jail cell with ZERO access to the internet

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😌😌😌

leighanne don’t make me act up on main rn bc I will act like a complete and utter fool