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fayeraa · 4 months ago
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OMGGGGGG I CNAT BELIEVE I REACHED 1009 NOTES OMFGGDGHJEHFDVHDSVDBSVHSJ THANK YOU SO MUCHHHHHH <3333
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nixshiimin · 5 months ago
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Haven't even read it yet but I already started blushing
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^ me core
Rule Breaker | Armageddon Event
Request: Lust | Kim Seungmin & Lee Minho (SKZ) by anon song!
warnings! MDNI18+, fem!reader, somno, dubious, PIV, no protection, 3some (minho doesn't do much), bondage/tentacle, incubus!minho, incubus!seungmin, human!reader, seungmin's first time with a human, piss mention, brief aftercare
notes: this one took a min sorry !
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Seungmin’s a little grossed out, a little nervous, and a lot of turned on. He can’t help how his cock chubs up at the sight of Minho flipping you on your back. His slimy appendages work diligently to make sure you stay sleeping, your slow breaths never changing as you settle comfortably.
“You must do this often.�� Seungmin can’t help but notice the smooth way Minho does everything. Even removing the blanket, you don’t so much as shiver.
Minho smiles somewhat pridefully. “Oh. She’s used to it.” He’s mindful of keeping his voice low. “A ‘lil something we like to do pretty often. You’re just a surprise for her.” Seungmin rolls his eyes at Minho’s wink.
The elder chuckles. Minho lifts you off the bed with the tentacles sprouting from his back just enough to slide in. This time, you do shift in your sleep. Seungmin holds his breath as Minho stills, waiting for you to stop squirming against him before you inevitably slump back.
Seungmin exhales. He didn’t believe it when Minho told him he found himself a human lover. Incubi have a rather…difficult time sticking with one partner, so a mortal girlfriend seemed like a weird prank.
But as Seungmin stands there, his sharp nails digging into his palm as Minho finally rests between you and the bed, that joke seems to be the very truth.
Drool begins to pool in his mouth when Minho’s appendages spread your legs. Your demon lover had told you to sleep nude. You listened, obviously, and now your cunt is on display for Seungmin who stands at the edge of the bed.
His cock jumps.
Minho smiles as if he knows. He does know. “What? Don’t tell me you’re scared.”
Seungmin breaks eye contact with your folds to glare at Minho. “No. I’m not.” To prove his point, Seungmin chucks his shirt off. He ignores how Minho blatantly ogles at his bare skin, moving to remove his itchy, human pants next. 
The first step is to subdue the human, which is…already done. There’s hardly much to do with Minho keeping you open, asleep, and restrained. But Seungmin is glad to do less work.
The next thing would be to provide stimulation. Not enough to wake them, but enough to work them up, oozing with arousal. Oral is the quickest way. Seungmin is already beginning to lie on his stomach when a tentacle halts his shoulder.
He has to try not to smack it away. “Don’t touch me with that thing.” Minho ignores his rude comment. “You don’t have to do that.”
“But the rules state it’s mandatory to-”
The appendage pushes harder against Seungmin until it forces him to sit straight up. “Damn, Seungmin.” Minho scoffs a bit. “Don’t be such a square. Demons are supposed to break the rules, remember?” The same tentacle that moved Seungmin takes place on your stomach. It squirms around the flesh of your tummy, reaching up to slide and curl around your breasts.
“Every human is different,” Minho turns his head to look at you. “Some prefer head, others breasts play. There’s even some that skip the bullshit and get straight to it.” His eyes turn affectionate when he looks at you, an emotion Seungmin doesn’t too often see in Minho. 
“This one likes…well…I’ll just show you what my human likes.”
Two tentacles hold your legs apart, one wraps around your breast, and the fourth one slithers its way between your legs. The point tickles your folds, not daring to travel further down as it focuses on your clit.
Your reaction is almost instantaneous. Your lips part and a soft sigh leaves your chest. All there is to feel is the tip of the moist appendage sliding against your most sensitive spot. Arousal gushes from your hole and Seungmin watches as a drop pathetically slides down your ass.
“It’s pretty easy once you know what the human wants.” Minho continues his lesson. “Just the smallest touch on her pussy gets her so wet. Just gotta rub in little circles and she’ll open up real nice for ‘ya.”
Seungmin watches in real time how wet you grow. Your hips swivel just the tiniest bit in your sleep for friction. The tentacle flicks faster, getting you to make tired whines. Seungmin doesn’t know why Minho’s dragging this out. Their job is to get in and out. You’re more than ready for penetration. Your hole clenches with every swipe of his appendage. Your thighs grow damper with every grind.
Maybe it’s because of your human scent, but Seungmin has never felt such an intense desire. It’s his job to get you aroused. Yet, judging by the aching in his cock, that seems far from the truth.
Seungmin crawls closer, his hands on your soft thighs to get a good look at your dripping cunt. He licks his lips. “Hyung. How much longer-”
“Now.” Minho sounds a little breathless. “I just wanted to give you a hard time, but I can tell your dick’s about to explode if you don’t put it in soon.”
The snickers from Minho are ignored as Seungmin lines up his tip with your entrance. There’s no doubt in his mind you’ll wake up. Not that he’s the biggest guy out there, but Seungmin can easily see how much your walls would have to stretch.
You’ll be so tight. So warm and wet inside. Seungmin’s been told countless times that human pussy just feels different. They’re imperfect. Some spots are softer than others, some cunts break easily whereas you have to work for some. He’s eager to get his first taste of mortality in its rawest form. Even if Minho’s eyes watch him almost uncomfortably and his tentacle swoops down to help him push it in, he’ll endure it.
The slime acts as an extra lubricant. Minho giggles while he strokes Seungmin, finding amusement in his twitching face. “You can be pretty cute, Seungminnie.”
Seungmin only groans in response. Minho must've gotten you wrapped around his tentacle with that stupid smooth talk.
Minho’s tentacle forms a tight ring around the base of Seungmin’s cock. It gently tugs until Seungmin gets the message to ease his tip in.
Everything between your legs is sticky. Strings of slickness from both you and Minho look arousing as Seungmin sinks in. Your legs twitch from the intrusion. Seungmin should slow down or come to a full stop, but he can’t with Minho pulling him deeper in and your walls caving easily.
The rules he’s learned state that you should be sleeping the entire time. It’s for precaution mostly. You wake up confused as to why your sheets and pussy are wet while Seungmin and every other incubus keep their identity hidden from humans.
But like Minho said - when did demons ever follow rules?
So Seungmin buries himself until Minho’s appendage touches your cunt. The tentacle quickly unravels itself and goes back to your clit. Seungmin moans when he finally fills you to his hilt, his cock completely vanished inside.
“W-what…” Your voice is groggy.  Everything is blurry even as you try to blink in front of you. “Why are you…” Seungmin can feel the moment when your eyes properly adjust on him without having to look up. “You’re not-”
He presses deeper until his pelvis is flush against you. Your words are cut off by a squeal. Your walls twitch and convulse around Seungmin’s cock and it’s nothing he’s ever felt before. 
Hopefully, your lover's words will be enough to soothe you while Seungmin finds a pace. 
“Shhh. That’s just my friend, jagiya. He’s testing right now.”
Your eyes focus on the demon in front of you. His nails dig sharply into your skin and you swear you can see the glint of curved horns on his head. His cock bullies into you relentlessly like an animal in heat. Minho’s words are drowned out by the constant pounding of his hips, but that doesn’t stop him in the slightest.
“I think he likes you.” Minho smiles against your ear. Your body jolts on top of his, but the tentacles hold you still enough. “Should have seen him when I first brought him here. He wanted to fuck you real bad.”
Seungmin’s cock slides in and out with ease. The pleasure feels almost unbearable as you're restrained. There’s no way to move with him, to adjust yourself so he stops hitting that gummy spot too deep inside. All you can do is take his strokes and endure the sharp pleasure in your stomach.
“L-likes me?” You should be more concerned with who this stranger is, but he’s fucking you too good to care. 
Minho hums. “A lot. You’re the first human he’s had. So make sure to be good to him.”
You nod furiously, unable to look away from the cock that digs into you. So much cream and slick froths up with every pound. It’s impossible to tell which one of you made the mess, but you’re willing to bet Minho had more than a helping hand in it.
Seungmin’s chest heaves with every pump. He can feel your essence build quickly, giving him little spoonfuls of your energy that he greedily takes. Curiosity gets the better of him, and he can’t himself when he finally makes eye contact with you.
You look like a lustful dream. Your breasts bounce with every move that the tentacle follows and your eyes glaze over naturally. Incubi have a natural aphrodisiac during mating, but there seems to be no need to amp it when your own aroused scent covers the room. 
“I-i’ll be good.” You gasp. Seungmin's gaze pierces you and he watches you shiver. “Am I good?”
He moans again, sitting back on his haunches to get a good angle. Seungmin smiles just the faintest when you whine. “Real good. You gonna give me your cum?”
Minho raises an eyebrow at his underling. He almost mocked him, but he stops himself when you nod. “Yes. So close.”
They can tell. You gush exceptionally on Seungmin’s cock and Minho knows your body all too well. His hand gropes and twists your free nipple while the other keeps your chin steady on Seungmin, making you clench even tighter on the demon fucking you. You let the appendages hold you as they fit. Even if it makes your legs ache from being bent at the knee, you happily remain pliant for the incubi using you.
A flick to your clit makes you keen. Minho’s slippery friend smoothes over your cunt, making sure to grind so swollen nub has no choice to feel it.
“Shit!” Some white cream forms a pretty ring on Seungmin’s cock. “Look at that.”
Minho picks his head up to gaze down. He smiles when he sees it. “Cute, huh? My human does it all. Cream, squirts, pisses…nasty slut.” Minho grips your tits harder. “I love it.”
Seungmin’s pace becomes less sharp and more fluid. His cock seems now familiar with your cunt, finding your cervix he has no issue kissing with his tip. All you can feel is them inside and outside of you. Your orgasm claws its way through your body unbelievably quickly.
Your wrists twist from Minho holding you captive. “Cumming! ‘m cumming, ‘m cumming!”
Seungmin’s supposed to still his hips. He’s supposed to make sure your energy coats his cock and embeds in his skin. His own orgasm doesn’t technically matter, he’s supposed to be satisfied with yours alone.
But you’re squeezing him just right. Your walls keep hugging like you don't want him to stop. For fucks sake, your cervix keeps kissing him back. How is he supposed to pull away?
So he doesn’t. Even as your moans turn into babbling sounds and you lay completely spent on Minho’s chest, he fucks you until his cock twitches and his orgasm approaches.
“I don’t think this part’s in the handbook, Seungminnie.” But Minho’s face is far from concerned and closer to satisfied. “Don’t you think you’re enjoying your first time a little too much?”
The only response he has is a guttural groan. Ropes of cum shoot deep inside and Seungmin doesn’t even think of the repercussions he might face finishing in Minho’s woman, but he doesn’t care too much.
“How about you, jagiya? You like Seungminnie’s cum inside?”
“Ngh~”
Seungmin chuckles despite his face still contorting in remnants of pleasure as he slides out. Cum seems to pool out of you obscenely. Every twitch and pulse from your cunt has more cream oozing out and as if it knows, Minho’s appendage scoops up the release to shove back in.
“What did I teach you?” Minho playfully tuts “Gotta keep it all inside, remember? You’re embarrassing me in front of my coworker.”
You babble some more, turning your head to tiredly look at your lover and snuggle closer. Minho pecks your nose, his bunny teeth poking out as he carefully releases you from his hold and tucks his appendages into his back. His arms wrap around your nude torso, flipping to the side so he can snuggle behind you comfortably. 
Seungmin feels as though he might vomit.
“Don’t look like that.” Minho scrunches his nose in distaste. “You’re the one that did this, you know.”
The younger demon only rolls his eyes. He means to put on his clothes and leave you two love birds alone, but when he sees you made grabby hands almost innocently, he finds himself sandwiching you between him and Minho. 
Your lover giggles and looks straight at Seungmin, your back flush to his chest as you slowly slip back to sleep. “This isn’t part of the rules either. You’re a bad little demon.”
“I’m gonna fucking punch you.”
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whereismyhat5678 · 9 months ago
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Oh @misdreavusplush 👀🗣️
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Come get your m-m-man!! ✨✨✨
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dumvixerum · 1 year ago
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Duke. He's really a good character. I like him a lot, the silly homie with Okuyasu Nijimura vibes.
Like he's great
But this.
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This cannot be forgiven.
This is blasphemy. This is an outrage to french bakers and to all of our ancestors who succeeded in creating one of the most delicate patisserie ever.
I showed this to a few of my surroundings, and they all reacted the same: horrified and confused, for this is barbaric. One should never eat an éclair like this, in France or anywhere else. And I am ready to make an essay about this.
Thanks for coming to my ted talk <33
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aroacettorney · 6 months ago
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cons of ludgercasey becoming canon: none because nothing between them is gonna change
pros of ludgercasey becoming canon: sayren no longer has any excuse to write more professor × student romance teases because what the fuck
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20w14a · 2 years ago
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Can I just say props to the admins of QSMP for doing all that for the wedding and everything they’ve organized/created for the server, it’s truly amazing
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bethannangel · 2 months ago
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Hangman by Motion City Soundtrack
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starry-beetle · 6 months ago
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Got an email from dA about an account I forgot about turning 8, went and checked how old my oldest account there is. Chat, I gagged
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oh-gh0st · 1 year ago
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In any universe he loves you, it may take a bit for him to realize- but your loyalty and devotion to him is more than enough to draw a man back in, to change him for the better, to drink from waters unhindered, because the one who holds the cup seeks to love just the same. He can have no less, can do nothing but match you, worship you- the one to complete him.
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MUFFLED CRYING. SOBBING
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ink--theory · 2 years ago
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🗿
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soscarlet-itwasmaroon · 1 year ago
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omg I just checked out the holiday shop on the Canadian site and I just.... $210 for a jean jacket??? $105 for sweaters??? yeah no thanks...
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number1abbasupporter · 1 year ago
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when i was talking to my therapist a few weeks ago i was talking abt this girl and how like some of the things she did confused me and i couldn’t tell if she liked me and i didn’t know if i liked it. and then my therapist was like well what if you read it in fanfiction and my exact face was 😟
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maarriiii · 1 year ago
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breaking news: my ex just texted me an not so great apology eight months after we broke up
in other news, he could go fuck himself :)
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inavagrant-a · 2 years ago
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@starsdescent said:
Many hours were spent pondering and considering, leaning forward with her chin propped up upon the heels of her palms at her desk, all with the question of 'What is a valentine even meant to do?' at the forefront of the astrologist's mind. She's never been a valentine, though she is quite aware of the obvious, that goes without saying. She needn't be reminded of the countless activities that take place on this particular day, the superfluous appearances of flowers and sweeties and and dinners and so-called romantic trips just to name a few.
Many an hour did her brow furrow in thought, more hours than she dare think about, nor admit to. Ever.
In the end, Mona decides upon the noble endeavor of making chocolates, trial and error of the process reminding her the skill required of it. In all their time together, she has not noticed Tetsuya reach for or favor anything particularly sweet. Thus, the goal was not too sweet, not to bitter. Why, she even took her time creating the box the chocolates were going into, a bright red ribbon wrapped around it as a finishing touch.
Hah! How's that for her first try? Not too shabby.
Of course, all that remained afterward was the task of gifting it to her valentine. Mona clears her throat to announce her presence, bring out the heart shaped box from behind her to extend it out towards him. ❝ Happy Valentine's. ❞ That's what she's meant to say, correct? Drat, why are her cheeks so warm? ❝ Ahem, for you: chocolate. ❞
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Truth be told he wasn't expecting her to do much considering the lengths she made him go through to simply get her to say yes... which now that he looks back on it was actually quite ridiculous, but her stubbornness and pride aren't things he took all too kindly. It reminds him too much of him and he does not like a dose of his own medicine. After all, he can't stand himself.
She's made a mess of the kitchen and quite frankly he's surprised that she can manage such a thing as homemade chocolates. She... doesn't really make any efforts to cook herself aside from concocting her usual salads. Though perhaps making chocolates does not by default mean that she can cook, she merely made some treats and by the looks of her appearance it was definitely a trial and error. The box also looks... personalized in some way. He can tell she made it, there's obvious tell signs of her hand in its doing. So she's also well versed in arts and crafts then? Fancy that. Whatever war took place in that kitchen, he catches a whiff of its remains, becoming privy of the sort of chocolate she made him. Is it too late to tell her that he does not fancy sweets? Though the sweet smell is not of the overwhelming kind... he can still catch a good whiff of it and it already tells him that the chocolates she clearly worked so hard on making for him aren't going to be of his taste. That is most unfortunate, after all the trouble he went through. If he has to take any sweets he prefers the richness of dark chocolate. It's bitter enough for him.
He waits for her to offer to him the box of sweets according to the customs of doing so and when she does he stares down at the custom box she also troubled herself with making to wrap up her gift to him in some semblance of a cohesive finished product. "I can already tell this is going to be too sweet for my liking." Is the first thing that leaves his mouth, taking the box of sweets from her. He'll try one either way... eventually... maybe, he's not decided yet. Maybe he'll feed them to the little animals outside and keep the box. He likes the box, it's quite the handywork. "This box is salvageable." For what it's worth. He tucks his gift away, satisfied with his final conclusion in the matter.
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"You don't do this very often, do you?" He crosses his arms over his chest, the answer to that question coming from her state of appearance and the messy kitchen behind her. "Heh, it's good experience for you Megistus, you're welcome." As if he had just gifted her something worth her while. "I'm not cleaning that kitchen, however," he didn't make that mess, "make sure it's clean before dinner time." Since the one in charge of making dinner here is him.
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malewifemaki · 2 years ago
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Tall kiyota jumpscare.
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vaangoghs · 2 months ago
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the gasp i just let out oh my GOD
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