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i told myself that yakuei only had one position then i proved myself (sorta) wrong
my fave face here:
#technically... if they were boinking in outer space... a lot of these would be the same position#makes a rotate-y gesture with my fingers#what is yakumo's kabedon if not a vertical missionary#so i've half proven myself right AND wrong! i'm net neutral in outer space broskis!!!!!#zizz-asdf if ur reading these tags i'll have u know that u inspired me to Do the Research1#like. 5 garu riding eiden? no. it can't be. does yaku do one specific thing with eiden 5 times? *tries to write it down*#i can't quite... what's the word for that position...uhhhh#ah forget it i'll just draw it out#<- that was the process of creating this. collage? 😆#THE MATRIX OF YAKUEI BOINKINg POSITIONS (under construction)#when u about to be semi-normal and make a spreadsheet but ur sexcabulary is stunted so you resort to visuals instead#legit opening up every intimacy room and skipping thru sections to get as complete a picture as possible#wondering... where are yaku's feet planted in this one. (skips to 8minute mark)#ah! there they are. theyre not supporting his weight in this one *draws it*#while drawing crimson phantom room 2 my brow was furrowed and i was mentally narrating#[and this one i affectionately call.. rectal exam - professional misconduct Grounds for Termination)]#surprised they str8 up havent done classicdoggstyle yet. is it because he's a snake? garu should teach him#also surprised that there's been no Light SSR for yaku yet. come on!! Light mode on the double!#uhhh i think the only repeated positions were freestanding (choco liqueur r2 and dark nova r2)#and standing AGAINST! THE! WALL! (choco liqueur r5 {interior} and shadow lineage r5 {cave})#wait. *throws papers around* i swear they did missionary more than once. was it only ocean breeze???#i know with the intimacy rooms they gotta modify the positions into certain angles to make it...look...better#but seriously? only one missionary out of the lot of them? despite the aesthetic tweaks??? how can that ........#*tosses more papers around with increasing befuddlement* WHERE IS MY PURE 100% VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM#sighs as all the papers lie scattered on the ground#dude... i don't know anymore..... this is beyond my scope#now that i see how evenly spread out the positions are...#i BET the devs have SOME SORTA CHART tracking yaku's positions. now THAT'S a funky office corkboard!#yakuei#nu carnival eiden
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i haven't seen anyone acknowledge the fact that simon got the book he summoned sa'al the demon from his BROTHER
what the fuckity fuck was simon's older brother doing with a demon summoning book?? hm?????
#you guys are all worried about paynland and niko and i'm here asking the real questions#did simon's brother prank simon the same way#maybe that's how simon found out about the book#like it had to be a legit book#the spell fuckin worked#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#i don't know simon's last name sorry guys#you'll have to imagine he was tagged#simon gay#*simon IS gay#is it rude to call someone gay if they're repressed
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I think I'm soon gonna upload an explanation for why I say that in my opinion Marinette in the original french version of the season 4 finale obviously referred to ALYA having "abandoned her" when she said this:
Cause in my opinion the season 4 finale makes that more than obvious and it's wild to me that people claim she's referring to Fu as if that isn't some wildly out of pocket victim-blaming that has barely anything to do with what happened on-screen.
And no, this is not me salting on Alya. I'm mostly on Alya's side here. And I still wouldn't even call this Marinette salt either because all I'm doing is not blatantly ignoring what's on-screen in their conversation where Alya renounces the Fox miraculous:
Like, it's THERE. Marinette feels betrayed by Alya leaving 'despite' Marinette having voiced her forgiveness. It's on-screen, I don't have to ignore that just because yall rather wanna put it on Fu so you don't have to acknowledge that Marinette has actual flaws that are ugly and shouldn't be swept under the rug.
So yeah, I'll upload an analysis post on that soon. I brought it up here and there and I want to give the proper explanation for why.
#ml analysis#Ml strike back#Marinette stans don't interact#Ml season 4#I have no idea how to tag this without getting ripped to shreds by Marinette fans for daring to imply that their queen as legit flaws#You know#The thing that people claim to love her for and yet can't handle whatsoever when her flaws are asked to be treated as actual FLAWS#Miraculous#Marinette critical#I GUESS to make sure her fans don't see this?#It's ON-SCREEN wtf#Ml season 4 finale#This is actually very interesting character exploration for Marinette and fully in character#alya cesaire#alya deserves better
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only irma stan alive
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(What if I posted a snippet of the slowburn luci hoof care WIP. what then)
Plenty of people in hell were night owls or just slept most of the day, but very few of them would wake up this early in the morning to cheerily cook what, from the sounds of it, was a full-course meal. If there was some kind of royal brunch being prepared, maybe it would be better to stay out of there - lie low, maybe see if that bartender (Husker was his name, you think?) has any cocktail peanuts to nibble on until the place clears out. You cautiously stick your head around the corner to glimpse the source of all the activity.
In no way did you expect that all the activity you heard from this room was coming from just one person.
He stood in front of the stove, whistling a jaunty little tune as he held a skillet in his right hand. He skillfully jerked the skillet, flipping a perfectly browned pancake into the air, which then did an acrobatic little flip before plopping back into the pan. His left hand was whisking some sort of concoction in a red bowl, which itself was being cradled in the air by a swirling golden light. On the counter off to his right, yet another swathe of golden magic was wrapped around a chef’s knife. It was rapidly julienning potatoes into perfect little matchsticks.
He let go of the whisk, grabbing instead - straight from the air above his head - a black spatula. The utensil was decorated with a shiny red apple at the handle. That, it turns out, was your first clue, but when he twirled quickly in place before coming to face you, you were suddenly certain exactly who it was you had just been caught spying on.
Lucifer - fallen angel, ruler of demons, King of hell - stood before you.
Making pancakes.
In an apron.
Patterned with rubber ducks.
“Goooood morning!” he chirped, eyes brightening as he flipped the pancake again into the air, angling it to land gracefully on a platter that was already piled with its siblings. “Oh, haha, you’re a new face! Early risers get first choice!”
You blinked rapidly in surprise.
“Take a seat!” He snapped his fingers and one of the stools at the kitchen’s island pulled itself away from the counter as an invitation. There was a slight swirling sparkle of golden magic in the air above the surface, and a cascade of plates and silverware arranged themselves into a perfect place setting. The napkin was folded in the shape of a perfect origami swan (or duck?) in the middle of the plate.
“Are you thirsty?” He was talking too fast for you to move or even respond. “Apple? Orange? Pomegranate? Pick your poison!” Each word was punctuated by the fruit in question appearing in his hands, which he almost immediately started to casually juggle. Even just the fragrance of those fruits - an absolute delicacy in hell - made your mouth threaten to water.
The awkward smile turned less awkward, and his face lit up again. “Comin’ right up!” His 3 makeshift juggling balls quickly turned into four, five, eight, twelve. After a moment of showboating, each orange in turn hovered over top of your glass, squeezed itself dry, and then helpfully launched itself into the garbage can.
He paused a moment, giving you just enough time to inhale in the hopes of replying before he interrupted. “Oh, but not REAL poison, heh!” his voice cracked and he looked slightly bashful over the misstep, finally breaking the constant excited chattering and replacing it with a slightly awkward silence.
“I-.....” You suddenly realized that somewhere in all that you had been given a command by the King of Hell, so you promptly sat on the stool that had been pulled out for you. “O-orange…?”
He dusted his hands off on his apron and gave a brief bow, seemingly ending his performance. Then his eyes narrowed slightly in annoyance, stopping your heart until you realized he was staring at your glass. He snapped his fingers, adding both a silly straw and a ruby red paper umbrella. “That’s more like it.” He then spun on his heel, resuming his whistling as well as his work.
You sipped the juice. It was delectable.
#hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#i legit don't know how to tag things#i just need to put something out into the world as motivation to finish this growing monster#no hoofcare yet tho#just a manic episode#hehe#lucifer morningstar x reader
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When you and the world wake up, I hope we do not meet again.
#love and deepspace#love and deepspace zayne#zayne#i legit don't know how else to tag this lol#my stuff*#*screeching at how bad this looks on mobile*
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It will never not piss me off that 80s She-Ra toys were action figures but when they went to make toys for 2018 She-Ra, they would only give us fashion dolls.
How did they learn nothing from the popularity of their own toyline?
Literally, three decades passed and somehow sexism in toys got WORSE.
#spop#shera#she ra#I want my SPOP action figures damn it#they could be completely lazy and just make the same toys again but make them look like the new show and I would take it#scratch action Catra but OUR Catra?#give it to me#i will even take bubble power she-ra idgaf#god I wish mattel wanted my money#*resists the urge to rant about the toy industry and all the ways they did this merch line dirty*#I'm not tagging mattel because then I will get the dudebros who think they know more about the toy industry than me when they SUPER don't#beyond the whole Target limited run / DC dolls thing shooting the SPOP toy line in the foot#the spop merch was very clearly made quickly as a reaction to the shows popularity#instead of ready at launch like a show that depends on toy sales#and if you are too clueless to understand the most basic way the industry works#you are not worth fighting with#'no one wanted the toys' ok jan#go on ebay and look at how much the spop toys sell for and try to say that again with a straight face#toylines that are legit bombs don't have a resale value like these do that's toys 101 babies#resale like that means supply issue#i'll stop now#this is my longest tag rant yet sorry everyone#and for that one specific dudebro let me clarify that obviously it would be great if all toys were made for everyone#but this toyline was specifically made and marketed for girls#and it's impossible not to factor marketing and intended demographic in when talking about this#see I said I would stop and it was a lie#now I'll stop for real
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[TUVOKTOBER: Day 6] Based on this line of dialogue:
#I will forever be like 'what did you mean by that??' jennifer lawrence clip about Tuvok saying he 'spoke out against it'#He isn't??? A politician?? And never was???#Is his family one which holds a certain amount of sway??#I need to know if he 'spoke out' in an official capacity - like a way that mattered to the world at large or if he was just talking shit#I tend to assume mostly the latter - maybe talking shit to specific people but still. It reminds me of how in Gravity he says#HE chose to leave Jara and school when in reality he was kicked out and banished - adjusting the facts#anyway one of the things I sincerely love about Tuvok is that he would be like one of many petty Vulcan antagonists* in another series#especially when he was younger but it's not like he's THAT much better in canon#Ex: Though Tuvok agrees & praises the peace treaty he still seems to view B'Elanna unfavorably bc she's Klingon#<- Like what Neelix says 'That's just it!! You don't feel anything FOR me but you feel things AGAINST me' that's him a nutshell#<- Another example is how he treats Chakotay in the earlier seasons: Deliberately undermining him and questioning his authority#He can be very sanctimonious both about him personally and facets of himself without much tolerance for others or deviation#It's a legit character flaw and I do love highlighting it bc I love him even when I want to choke him to death he's fascinating <3#It's also VERY interesting bc he WAS more of a rebel punk as a teen then he went to the monastery and now he is shown to be very#devoted to Vulcan ways and have a keen interest in monastic life.#I know Vulcan philosophy is NOTHING like christianity or catholicism but like forget that for a second. Ok. Now: 'Tuvok's born again swag?#off the charts' v_v thank you#bea art tag#Tuvoktober#st voyager#st voyager fanart#*And this never changes. Unlike Spock or T'Pol he never has moments (that I can recall) where the narrative's like 'GOTCHA!'#& he's never insecure about his identity as Vulcan. Never desires to feel or be more human. & I /do/ think this is bc he's older! We see#himas an ensign in 'Flashback' struggling with his identity as its pitted against humanity AND in 'Gravity' where he's shown to have disdai#for Vulcan culture & customs. It really makes me wish we had gotten more character-building episodes from him rather than character-breakin#ones where he's not really acting as himself in full. v_v#also one last thing: I recognize that other characters do try2 'GOTCHA!' Tuvok both seriously and lightheartedly but Tuvok is never framed#as being actually affected by this unlike Spock or T'Pol where it's a whole like Thing about their characters (humanity - feeling)#tuvoktober
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genuine question *how* are fundraisers being vetted. i keep seeing "this fundraiser is verified" and it's just a link to. another tumblr blog. like in some cases literally just another tumblr blog reblogging the same donation post or answering an ask from op with "yup this is legit" and like forgive me but that does not scream due diligence to me
#like im not saying trust no one or don't donate to anyone#but it's so weird to me ppl keep throwing around the phrase 'vetted fundraiser' with no explanation as to. vetted How#and excuse me if someone has explained it and i just haven't seen the post! i admittedly have not gone deep into tags on my own#and as always there are indicators as to a fundraiser being legit and a fundraiser being suspicious#i just... i don't know that labeling them as 'vetted' really tells me anything one way or the other
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Trying out designing flash for a portfolio, and mostly discovering it's kind of nice to just doodle simple things that I don't normally draw.
Hey look, a dough, a durr, a female durr
#kirehn draws#tattoos#flash tattoo#deer#on one hand I want to kind of pick a style and start emulating it#on the other I want to keep things open#so who knows what I'm doing I certainly don't#going to design a few pages worth of flash digitally and then redo them on bristol with any of my copics that haven't dried out yet#once I have a couple of pages I think I'll start officially asking around#anyway does this seem like something someone would get I hopw so o3o#I should do a bird next#HNG BIRDS#legit afraid to tag too specifically because I don't really know what I'm doing#is it neo-traditional? I think that's probably the closest to how I already draw#art#artists on tumblr
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my hyperfixation on (specifically) donnie has not dwadled in the slightest, but no worries, it's starting to extend to all four brothers (BUt DONATELLO THO??? anywhizzle-)
also donnie is literally too silly to draw normally
which brings me to my next point
@/onejellyfishplease's unmutated donnie will not leave my brain and he wormed his way in amongst the tiny doodles
#i still dont know how to tag#anywayssss#mostly donatello with a pinch of brothers#donnie is literally just like me frfr#rottmnt#rottmnt donnie#i recently rewatched the movie and um- legit im convinced i was in a fever dream the first time i watched#cuz there's like- LITERALLY SO MUCH STUFF I DON'T REMEMBER?? HELLO???#smoll donatello#quenouillart#quenouille and turtles
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art with my friend <З
rendered process
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with the tagging posts, sometimes people don't know the difference between the & and the / and use both because they're like. oh it's the same right??
I used to do that when I was younger. and then got comments like. ew you ship them?? and I was confused.
sometimes the ship name/ duo name stuff going around confuses me too. some people use it platonically but some people use it romantically?? confusing.
Yes, I've been there too when I was younger. Took me a few years to understand how tagging works.
#I guess the fact that that fandom isn't really for very young audiences just adds salt to the wound#not to mention the quality of the majority of the fics. if it was well written at least...#when you're 14+ (or uploading anything on the internet really) I feel like it becomes your responsibility to learn how to tag#again I don't care what you ship or what your kink is but don't use irrelevant tags#reminds me of these Instagram posts that use every tag under the sun to promote their posts#not that I think these people are doing it maliciously. they probably legit don't know or don't understand the importance#but at the end of the day it is my right to complain. it's what I do best#not art#text#ask#anonymous#when I was 'younger' due to my lack of knowledge I found myself reading some fics that traumatized me. now I can usually guess how#weird a cmfic is gonna be by the description only. key words and phrases
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Six Sentence Someday
Tagged by @orime-stories thank you!
Despite what it looks like, I am in fact ocasionally still writing, I just tend to word vomit about my current obsession and then never finish it.^^° So yeah, my last game that I finished was Fire Emblem Fates: Conquest and it made me go insane, so have a part of my 1k monologue that I wrote for a potential time travel fix it. It is only 5 sentences because 6 would have been awkward, but if I ever get to it again you'll get a lot more.
"They ordered me to kill you but I couldn't do it. I would have ruined everything because I looked at you and remembered cherry blossoms and warm nights. I remembered off key lullabies and larger hands than mine on my back. I couldn't do it. And I think when you looked at me you knew that."
Gonna tag @adraveins and @stylishanachronism if you have anything you'd like to share.^^
#thanks for tagging me!#i know I don't respond to a lot of tags these days but i promise i see and appreciate all of them#i'm just writing my bachelor's thesis and that takes a lot of my brain power#i am in fact currently procrastinating on that#anyway wanna guess what that scene is?#it's not hard for anyone who's played the game probably tbh most of that monologue right now is just recounting what happened#with a bit of personal perspective#that game is wild in how it fluctuates between legit punching me in the teeth with emotion and being absolute garbage#the idea of that potential fic is that the corrin of all paths is the same#kinda like how some 3h fics work#time travel back to the crux and try again#my excuse is magic dragon bullshit cause no one can stop me#i am ironically also somewhat itching to write an Odin and Camilla ship#cause i have opinions about that#might write a separate post for that some time if anyone's interested#would be another opportunity to procrastinate xD#anyway orime don't be confused about my follow message for some damn reason tumblr unfollowed me a while back and i didn't notice#tumblr shenanigans
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Wyll?
Straight energy???
You mean...
Wyll "I am not immune to your charms and beautiful hair, Astarion" Ravengard??
Wyll "Halsin is such a delight... and a thick hunk" Ravengard?
Wyll "Hey Shadowheart, have you ever read that one smut book?" Ravengard?
Wyll "I danced all night with the ladies and gentleman of the gate that one time" Ravengard?
That Wyll Ravengard?
How??? 😭
/lh
Tru, you have a fair point my friend lol I did literally just make fun of his line about Halsin for being fruity as hell the other day I take back my statement about Wyll having straight energy you are very right
#thank you for reminding me that that man is in fact fuity just like everyone else#i literlly just edited the tag on my og post to take back what i said because you are so right#also don't get me wrong#i absolutely adore him#the only i people potentially see him with are Gale Astarion or Karlach tho#and Karlach is my wife so i will fight him to the death for her no mater how much i like him#and i'm too deep in the bloodweave to not see Astarion and Gale together lol#also i need you to know this legit made me laugh out loud#Sophia talks too much#answers#Wyll
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Hey hey, guess who just posted a (non-story update) chapter to Not Your Doll: Underfell Edition?
That's right, its been six years, whaddup. For serious though I would really appreciate your thoughts on my question (contained within the chapter). Let me know! 💜
#writing#fanfic#not your doll#underfell#reader insert#sans x reader#its been so long I legit don't even know how I used to tag for these anymore#help#a BUNCH of people probably saw this update hit their inbox tonight#kind of really fucking nervous at the response this might net
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