#leftsomescratches

[leftsomescratches]

Hey, prehistoric kitty cat, I just got married so I think you should congratulate me! Maybe I'll even stop flirting with you!

@merc-with-the-m0uth

"Yer married? Finally found someone just as twisted as the wires in yer head are. Is this really how ya flirt? Ain't a single romantic thing that comes out of yer jabberin' mouth. How you ended up baggin' a broad an' tyin' the knot had ta have some kind of divine intervention... or a roofie."

[deadpoolmerchandise]

🕯️

"Sabey-baby is on my list of the ones that got away... away from me completely obliterating them off the face of the planet. I can't even call him a Wolverine-rip off because that would be offensive to all the other rip-offs. Every dead cat in the street should be replaced with him. As a matter of fact, a trench coat full of kittens pretending to be him is an improvement, both in sight and smell."

[deadpoolmerchandise]

"Are all the hamster in that noggin' of yours alive? Are teens still huffing whipits? Consider slowin' it down maybe?... Well I'm Deadpool people, and I'm comedically blessed with quips. And yes, that son-of-a B@#!h Sabretooth IS an old tiger, I think that might be the only useful thing you do know."

"Woah woah woah my sweet little Ricky Bobby, you drive as fast as you jump to conclusions? I'm not the creep in this scenario... that's Sabretooths' job. I'm the comedic relief and over all lovable goof that aloofs, a.k.a Deadpool."

[listenupbub]

@leftsomescratches

Logan stopped in his tracks pushing a student behind him . His nostrils flared as he smelled what smelled like a dirty dog " Victor"

[rcguevariant]

Rogue watching @leftsomescratches interact with the anon(s) calling him a kitty cat:

[whitefoxedarchives]

Hi guys! I know I’ve been away for ages (yeeearrrs) and is a sucky rper (also I can’t mention some of you for some reason) - anyway, give me a headsup if you wanna continue the threads! Woooo threads from 2016~~~ Srsly tho, I miss some of our plots/ships/threads.

Also, in case you forgot who I am, it’s TECH013

@brokenshadowofloki  @drorah-walks ​@dvmonsx​ @exosevenfalcon @hawksvane @hydrasinnocent @imgonnashoottothrill @interstellarhoarder @leftsomescratches @keeperoftheliars @neverparted​ @nxtsoordinary @oncedeadliesmith @precise-desolation @prizrakzimy @snarkxindustries @telekineticmercenary @theagelesswanderer @theperditorian @thegreatwolf-fenris​ @wastefulselfobsession​ @what-truepower-is

Baes I haven’t tagged you cuz I know we'll continue YEEEAAAHHHH

[deadpoolmerchandise]

“You’re right, unless the frosting is grade-a, one hundred percent liquified booger sugar I won’t feel a thing. Regenerative healing factors and all, you understand… you’re probably the only one that does… well maybe Sabretooth… he’s such a sissy, but I hear he’s got a sweet tooth for both your bouncing booty and pie.”

To every deadpool I've ever interacted with, congrats on surviving another year

I baked you this cake

@dancepooool @loganschuchuzinho @deadpool-wade-wilson

And all the others who's account names I can't think of

[symbioteburnout]

@leftsomescratches started following you

Mania was many things, she was a high school burnout, a night time vigilante, a girl with a demonic mark branded to her chest, a host to a clone of an alien symbiote, and, apparently, as of tonight, a bouncer at McGillin’s pub.

She grabbed the large man, who had started a bar fight, and threw him through a window. Well, what was she supposed to do now? She wasn’t even old enough to drink. “Uh, bill it to the Avengers.” She shrugs at the bar tender before chasing the large hairy man she’d just tossed into the streets. 

[fangedfirecracker]

ıllıllı { @leftsomescratches   | ℓιкε∂ ғσя α sтαятεя } ıllıllı

        why did he always have the absolute worst timing to show up? when she was at a low point (those seemed way too frequent these days). or maybe he could just smell it on her, the way she could smell certain things on others. a scowl crossed her features as she steadied herself against the wall.  ❝ what do you want, creed? ❞

[superiorvengeance]

Fortune Cookie

Send “Fortune Cookie” for my muse to read off a fortune to your muse.

“--‘A pleasant experience is ahead:don't pass it by.’--” Erik glanced over at the other mutant before letting out a huffed laugh. “--Must be after you leave.”

[leftsomescratches]

"I can smell ya you know, long before yer close enough for me to kill."

[deadpoolmerchandise]

Weapon X (2018) Issue #23

“Come at me Sabey-baby.”

[kimikomasuda]

What’s Your Muse’s Love Style?

Your Love Style is Storge

For you, love and friendship are almost the same thing And your love tends to be the enduring, long lasting kind (You've been known to still have connections with ex's) But sometimes your love is not the most passionate Leap before you look, and you'll find that fire you crave

Tagged by: snagged from @mckaytriarchy

Tagging: @silvertongue-greeneyes @chupacabrasays @asmilelikegenocide @leftsomescratches @burnedwinter (brock) @the-fires-dead (Sebastion) @the-graves-twins(Ace) @maryjanewatsxn @squirreltailedgirl @thedoopster @mutantleaderinthemaking @mutantmasterofmagnetism @osuicidekingo @quiet-loudmouth

[psylccke]

"breathe."

LIGHT HEARTED SUGGESTIONS↳ accepting

      “ I make a habit of avoiding deep breaths when you’re around, Creed. “

[originalbirdboy]

"Ah hell kid, ain't ya know how ta knock?" Creed stated as he picked back up the ripped and blood stained jeans he had on to hold over himself. "If it ain't obvious ta you now, I was about ta change into something less bloody."

@leftsomescratches

Warren couldn’t quite process what Victor was saying because he couldn’t take his eyes away from the amount of blood that he seemed to be covered in. He wasn’t sure that he’d ever seen so much blood in his life, or at least, he’d not seen so much caked onto another person. “Right... yeah. I’ll go now.” He took a step back and let the door close in front of him.

[terrifiesall]

@leftsomescratches

“What do you want, little boy?”