#leftist infighting the server <333 miss ur haydays

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[ID: tumblr tags that read “#every other hero group is a bunch of billionaires beating up poor people but xmen is honestly how activists with slightly different politics #would treat each other if they could shoot lasers from their eyes”. /End ID.]

I love the x-men so much because that's just what leftist infighting is like! that's literally all it is! xavier is a sellout and they all hate him but he's the only one with any money. everyone complains about "they keep switching sides and dating each other it's so fucking confusing" like my dudes have you never been a part of any socialist organisation, ever. then people will go "magneto is so strong how has he not killed a bunch of teenagers" HE DOESN'T WANT TO KILL THEM! this started in a goddam basement over coffee he does not want to hurt them he just wants them to shut up and listen and will fling cars to do so