every night i dream about dating my ex-boyfriend is another year off my lifespan. if u even care
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cant believe I have to think abt job interviews. I want to wyllpost.
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Had to talk to my professor about why I haven't been turning anything in, she asked if I was seeing like, a therapist or anyone. Now I feel like crying. Horrible.
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Well then, I'll wait
You're not gonna get that buddy.
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why is there so much x reader content in the opla tag.
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Hey guys! Just a little PSA/reminder:
Posting pics of my dogs and sharing aspects of their lives on the internet is not an invitation for advice or suggestions regarding their husbandry.
Okay carry on!
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I HATE SLEEP PARALYSIS 👹👹👹👹 I HATE SEEING SHADOWY FIGURES IN MY ROOM WHENEVER I TRY TO SLEEP AFTER WAKING UP 👹👹👹👹👹 FUCK YOU
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The real American Horror Story is Kim Kardashian being in this season.
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gonna kill someone if i have to keep seeing the a*y sch*mar tampon commercial on youtube
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fun fact: 25 out of 27 of my blocked tags are related to y/n or x reader fanfic, and yet it STILL pops up wherever i go
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CAN THE PORN BOTS STOP MESSAGING ME PLEASE?????
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Scream. Someone just called the cops on me and then sat there watching me with their car idling for 20 minutes until they came. Babe it’s a library car park and I have my sun roof open under a light reading a book. What risk do you think I pose exactly. I’m a fat middle aged looking woman with a baby seat in the back. Get off my tits.
Also lol the cops didn’t even talk to me just took my rego then went to tell the other ppl to relax.
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bro i swear to god if i accidentally open one more draftkings mobile ad I’m gonna start throwing things
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