#leatherface's pool party

[trashmenace]

Pool of Radiance by Jane Cooper Hong and Jim Ward

Forgotten Realms Pool of Radiance by Jane Cooper Hong and Jim Ward 1989, TSR

A novelization of the 1988 video game, and the most D&D feeling D&D novel I've read yet. Our party meets in a tavern (a spellcaster/warrior, cleric of Tyr, and ranger/thief) and are blackmailed into a series of missions by a crooked councilman to clear out the uncivilized parts of the city.

Our party faces orcs, the undead, and a possessed dragon. In a highlight for me, they clear out a gnoll temple, a human temple defiled like Leatherface redecorated. This is probably the goriest and most violent D&D novel I've read - severed body parts, spurting blood, fat sizzling from lightning spells - which was especially incongruent as the audiobook was read like a children's story.

From Amazon

[starstruckshine]

So...

I got my hands on the Dall-E mini ai art thing lol... Please enjoy.

[teridactyl]

Most of you know the story, some do not. Carson wrote a song for our old band in 2010 called "Leatherface's Pool Party" which was about exactly how is sounds, Leatherface throwing a pool party with every horror icon as a guest. Back in 2012 we decided to build a set in our garage, fill it with our horror toys, and attempt a stop motion version of this song. We moved 3 times, and so did the set..... we filmed as much as we could with just the 2 of us and ended up throwing together a quick sneak peak of some of the footage that we showed back in 2013.  Once we decided to move to California we knew the set that once took up our living room instead of a couch had to be broken down once and for all.

We finally had a chance to sit down and go through the footage and put a rough version together with the song!

This is by no means the true version we had initially envisioned, but the test shots and other footage is just too fun to not show everyone.

Who thinks that now that we are permanently living in Los Angeles and have the opportunity to possibly continue this project we should? Most importantly, who wants to help!?!?! Because two people moving 40 characters is well.....a bold attempt.

Enjoy!

[horrorandhalloween]

[moxfirefly]

@just-straight-up-chaos wanted smutty Halloween headcanon’s

So let’s do this 🎃

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What’s a spooky night without some lab activities?

And by activities I mean, lets get your back blown out in a dimly lit lab with this total mad scientist

Y’all get a little too into the fantasy ngl

It’s on the observation gurney he’s got set up for when the guys need to be tended for wounds (don’t worry everything is sanitized to high end)

The cold metal against your skin, chest pressed firmly

You feel those big ass hands on your hips

Your costume is bunched up and honestly Donnie has ripped some of the seams and he isn’t even sorry

Halloween is on a full mood, he’s blaming it on that

The music from the party is drowning out your noises and you’re thankful cause whatever has overtaken him has got you making some of the most embarrassing noises

It’s in the craziness of it all, the exquisite feeling coursing through you that he grabs a chunk of your hair, pulls you back and you’re done for

Full body shutter

Donnie at your ear telling you that you’re such a good girl

He loves the mess you’ve made around his cock

Your a limp noodle on the gurney

Donnie’s still hard

He makes some medical pun but you’re so gooey and satisfied so when he picks up at it again and the overstimulation hits

You grin like a sex crazed bitch

Oh boy

Are you teasing this little shit by sucking on a lollipop

Left overs from a bowl you had for the trick or treaters

And you’re taking your damn time savoring the caramel flavor

The horror movie is background noise at this point for Mikey I mean he’s more preoccupied with your pretty lips sliding across the round candy, the small pink of your tongue twirling around it

He makes some comment about you liking that treat more than him: he is the ultimate treat after all

So here’s your trick

He’s kissing on your neck, leaving little marks here and there, hands grope your breast, he def paying extra attention to those sensitive nips

He tells you to keep enjoying your candy and you almost bite through the rock when you feel those hands in your shorts

You’re watching Leatherface revving his chainsaw when Mikey gets knuckle deep in you

And it never fails to knock the wind out of you how thick it feels, you can only handle one

Mikey may be phenomenal with his mouth but Christ does he have some of the best finger game you’ve ever experienced

Your lollipop is somewhere on the floor because you’re too busy holding on to him when you start to feel you leg cramp up in that painful delicious sensation

You clamp down so hard that Mikey says you’re gonna break his finger, and that he’s more than ok with it

You loose your sense of hearing for a solid five seconds when you cum

You guys are watching the parade from a roof top

He’s not watching watching it tho you know?

He’s absolutely mesmerized by you and your red lip stick like wow he’s seen you with your lip tinted all shades but this red is basically HIS red

How can a color look so deliciously enticing?

Either way Raph’s mind is hyper focused and the cheers and screams and music are taking a back seat

You start giggling and the way your lips spread open in a smile have him gutted

This lad loves you™️

He especially loves how y’all somehow end up in this current predicament where his shorts or past his thighs and your lips are wrapped around his dick

The way the the color contrast against his member, the stains around your lips and chin with each upward and downward movement

God it’s so cute that you’re trying to take him past your usual amount and the way you gag and choke, spittle pooling at the base of his dick and your chin is such a sight to Raph

He praises the hell out of you, Raph can’t shut up as is but when you’re choking on his dick is extra filthy

Lots of “ya like that?” “Ya so good at this baby girl” “take me like a champ”

The guttural “fuuuuuck” when he cums

His pupils blown out when he sees you licking every last drop from his dick to your lips to your finger tips

Leo’s called Honor Boy for a reason

But you somehow manage for this to happen

Maybe it’s the rum chocolate bars

But you beg Leo to break the two of you into an abandoned building that’s supposedly haunted

Between the tipsy giggling and you trying to scare Leo with your ghost stories

He gets handsy™️

Tipsy Leo is handsy my dude

Like he’s necking at you, gripping your ass, grinding into you

You’re both laughing and shushing each other

He backs you up against a wall and kisses you like he hasn’t seen you in months

You undo his pants as best as possible and he damn near rips yours down the middle

He does tear your underwear

Another pair dead

It’s messy and sloppy not the usual finessing Leo is accustomed too and that’s something you’re legit soaked over

You tell him he’s such a good boy and tipsy Leo is the best to bring out sub!Leo and he eats up the praise

You tell him that he fucks you so good, that nobody has ever made you cream yourself like he does, how big his dick is how it always feels like you’re gonna be torn apart by it

He’s panting and churring and fucking into you fast and sloppy your name falling in praise

He worships you

You’re his goddess

He holds onto you so tightly but he refuses to cum unless you do and once he’s got your screams echoing through the building is when Leo spills into you

You bite your lip ‘tsk tsk’ at him

“Did i tell you you could cum, blue boy?” You purr and Leo shudders, member giving another twitch withing you

[jasons-favorite-victim]

The slashers at a pool party

Jason: HE IS SCARE OF THE WATER. He's wearing his swim trunks and water wings but he's hiding in the house and refuses to go near the pool.

Freddy: He steers way fuckin clear of the grill but doesn't hesitate to drink all of your beer. Spends his time in the pool but eventually it starts boiling. He also pees in there.

Michael: He just kinda sits on the edge of the pool and lets his feet hang in the water. He says nothing and eats nothing. He leaves an hour later.

Leatherface: He's the one manning the grill. You should probably be worried as to why the hamburgers and hotdogs taste weird. Maybe stick to the potato chips.

The Creeper: He didn't show up, he's too busy sleeping for 23 years.

Norman: Other than eyeing the female partygoers wearily, he chills with a pool floatie and just has a good time.

Pinhead: He shows up in a sexy leather swimsuit. Spends the entire time sunbathing.

Pennywise: Somehow ends up in the pool filtration system and scares the shit out of everyone.

[clown-bait]

29 Neibolt ST (Monster Roommate AU) CH 11

WhoooOOOOooooo’s ready for some domestic monster bullshit?! So I head cannon that Penny is a secret plumbing expert from living in a sewer for centuries. Also finally introducing one of the main antagonists hope you guys like horror comedy because its about to get GOOFY AF. 

CHAPTER11

Party Prep

Pennywise had been insufferable all day. It seems like ever since he finally was able to get a date with Leech the clown was on cloud 9. Normally having him in a good mood would be a positive thing but when its mixed with an ego boost and pride he became a cocky asshole hell bent on showing everyone how fantastic he is. “What’s the matter Freddy? Jealous that I'm the one with a beautiful woman on my arm this time?” he taunted. They were both attempting to figure out the plumbing situation after Tiffany threw the rampage to end all rampages when Penny “forgot” to fix the problem overnight.

“You know I thought having you in a good mood for once would make things better.”

“You’re so jealous.” the clown sneered.

“I don't know why you're so smug, you know you're going to have to tell her you love her eventually now that you're dating and we all know that you cant handle feelings” Chucky said pretending to help so Tiff would get off his back. The girls were out shopping with Drac, leaving the rest of the boys to figure out the plumbing issue.

“I can put it off.”

“PFF famous last words Jingles this is a chick we’re talking about here” said Freddy

“Like you've ever been in this situation.”

“I’m not a commitment type of guy clown”

“Look Pennywise trust me, girls go crazy for that touchy feely stuff. You need to say something sooner or later or she's gonna end up stabbing you in the heart.” the doll said.

“Was that a metaphor or something that actually happened to you?” asked Freddy

“…..both”

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“Ok what to get a homicidal maniac with the mind of a child.” Leech and the rest of the gang were down town attempting to accomplish the simple task of shopping for someone other than themselves.

The three monsters were struggling, they needed to surprise their enormous roommate with the perfect gift but it was proving difficult to shop for him since Leatherface never spoke. They knew the giant liked sweets and already had plans to bake a bunch of them once the boys figured out the plumbing issue, but they wanted to get him something special that wasn't just another chainsaw.

“Perhaps a pocket watch?”

“Drac sweetie the 1600s ended a long time ago.” Tiffany rolled her eyes

“We could just pool out money and get him an iPad like most parents this day and age”

“We all agreed this is going to be special Leech, you cant half ass it this time.”

The vampires groaned. “Why is this so hard! Lets just get him a giant pumpkin for Halloween or something they had some at the grocery store earlier”

“Ah! I got it a new hat!”

“Between the out dated advice and your half baked ideas it'll be a wonder if we accomplish anything at all….” Tiff sighed

They stood on the sidewalk of the down town shopping area overwhelmed and exhausted with each other.

“Ok, lets just go store to store till we find something. If we fail completely we can just get him a new meat cleaver or something.” The younger vampire said

“An excellent plan! Let us begin in the vintage clothing store yes?”

“Drac, we are here to get a gift not a new blouse.” Tiff said.

“I do not wear blouses”

“You totally do” Leech sneered at him with a mischievous grin. She’d been hanging out with Kruger and the clown too much.

“Do not think your sass can work on me apprentice. Your beloved clown may let you get away with being unlady-like but I will not tolerate such behavior.” The elder vampire warned.

“Ok he’s not my beloved were just dating”

“You lie to your own heart my dear. Open yourself to love!”

“Dracula's romance novel in the works aside, where are you guys with that any way?”

“I mean…. I guess I might love him? I don't even know if he's actually capable of returning my feelings since it took me screaming at him to actually get him to go on a date with me. He did call me his mate though, so progress I guess?” Leech blushed and fidgeted with her wig.

“You must make his heart realize its true feelings! He knows not why it beats for you!” Dracula sang out.

“I bet we can get him to admit it! Come on hun I got an idea! Drac! come’re!” the doll whispered something into his ear.

“YES! this is an excellent plan we shall begin immediately!”

“Aren’t we supposed to be shopping for a gift?”

“Like you said well find something along the way!”

———————-

Tiff pushed Leech into the nearest clothing store Dracula excitedly fowled behind.

“Guys I really don't need new clothes”

“NONSENSE! Your’s are in shambles my dear! Look at them! Your jeans are ripped and that tshirt is drab!” The elder vampire said grabbing garments off the racks.

“Excuse me but I happen to like ripped jeans and t-shirts thank you very much”

“TONIGHT IS NOT ABOUT COMFORT MY DEAR YOU MUST LOOK YOUR BEST TO WIN HIS COLD HART!” Dracula was getting carried away once again.

“Besides the club were going to would never let you in like that you need a wardrobe update…. and maybe some makeup to hide those dark circles.” said Tiffany

“Penny likes my dark circles”

Dracula sighed “We shall make a lady out of you yet my dear!”

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“Move Kruger, you're going to do it wrong” Pennywise grabbed Freddy’s face to shove him out of the way

“I worked in a school boiler room for years I know my way around pipes”

“Excuse me, I LIVE in a sewer I think I'm the most qualified here!”

Chucky rolled his eyes so hard he was worried they were going to fall out. The two had been arguing over pipes for a good half hour now. The living doll had been texting Tiffany out of boredom. (this is a rough translation as Chuck and Tiff communicate almost entirely in emojis)

“Babe save me, the clown and Kruger haven't made any progress. :’( “ he typed

“</3 aw poor baby were having a much better time.”

“>:( no fair what trouble are you getting into.”

“giving the baby vampire a make over for her big date tonight xoxo”

“omfg i should do that with the clown maybe it'll shut him up for a bit >:) ”

“YES! we have to get them together be home in a few hours <3”

“see you soon sugar tits <3<3<3”

“gross Chucky”

“ ;)”

Chucky put his phone away in his front overalls pocket to look up at the scene in front of him Freddy was shooting water into Pennywise’s face laughing as the clown roared and hissed at him. Tiffany had the easy job he thought to himself.

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“Alright how does it look, I cant see it so you'll have to help me out here”

“PFF you look like my grandma” Tiffany snorted

“Enough with your laughter girl doll, she looks like a true lady!”

“This thing itches and I can barely breathe.” Leech clawed at the fabric.

“BEAUTY IS NOT COMFORTABLE MY DEAR”

“Lets try something else hun. Something more casual and simple, less ballroom”

She grabbed a simple black dress tight at the top and pleated at the bottom a large belt around the waist. “all we need are some boots!”

“Wait Tiff I cant walk in heels!!”

———-

“Ok clown when she arrives at the party you have to offer her your arm and pull out her chair for her” Chucky instructed.

“Why would I do that? Leech is more than capable of doing all that herself I don't need to do that for her.”

“Its the gentlemanly thing to do idiot ”

“ Human customs are so strange.”

“Focus! Do you have anything to give her?”

“No?”

Chucky sighed “ok so human females are obsessed with jewelry give her something shiny and you'll pretty much be in the clear, don't you have like a giant pile of crap in the sewer? grab something out of there.”

“Shiny. Got it.” The clown was barely paying attention.

“Don't forget to tell her about your massive dick!”

“Kruger! You're not helping! Were trying get the clown laid here not punched in the face!!”

“But we've already mated several times?” Pennywise turned confused.

“No, no, no! This time its going to be different, this time you're going to be in love and its gonna be way more intense. Trust me.” the doll said.

“I don't love,,,”

“PFFFT THATS A LOAD OF HORSE SHIT” Freddy laughed loudly.

“Most importantly don't insult her and do everything you can to impress her. Do that dancing thing you do, chicks dig that”

“Look I don't see how this will be any different than the other times we've been together”

“It's a daaattee Jingles! Girls put special meaning on that word. You aren't just hanging out, you’re…. well you know” the doll raised and lowered his plastic eyebrows

“Wait if a date is just a fancy way to begin mating then why am I doing all this? Seems like a waste of time to me” Pennywise complained “I’ll just show up in her room like usual!”

“Clown its because girls fucking like it” the doll groaned giving up on this lost cause.

Suddenly the shower head turned on without warning, water blasting out of it with tremendous force. It turned and sprayed Chucky so hard he fell off the counter while a storm of toothbrushes and tools flew around the room. A screwdriver stabbed Pennywise in the eye causing him to roar in pain. Meanwhile Freddy was being strangled by Tiffany’s hair care appliances frantically trying to cut the chords with his clawed hand. Pipes unexpectedly broke apart and started spraying water everywhere, the cabinets banged open and shut, and the toilet had begun laughing at them. In fact the entire bathroom was laughing at them. The gang yelled and shouted in confusion “WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?” screamed Chucky

“MY FUCKING EYE” Penny howled in rage

“YOUR BATHROOM IS HAUNTED AS SHIT CLOWN” Freddy roared still wrestling with the hair dryer

The toilet laughed and spoke up “MOOOONSTERSSS??? YOU CALL YOURSELVES MONSTERRRRSS? LOOK AT YOU! PATHETIC WEAK SHELLS OF WHAT YOU ONCE WERE HAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE NO MONSTERS! BUT WE’RE HERE NOW, WEVE BEEN SET FREE AND SOON ALL WILL JOOOOIIINN USSSSS.”

“OH SHIT! ITS THESE ASSHOLES!” Freddy yelled

“YOU FUCKING KNOW THEM?” the clown roared trying to get the screwdriver out of his head his current form becoming less and less held together.

“LONG TIME NO SEE FREDDDYYY! YOU STILL OWE US FROM LAST TIMEE WE WERE- WAIT!! SOMEONE IS HERE! SOMEONE IS COMING! WHO CAN IT BEEEE? WHO CAN IT BEEEEEEEE? OOOOHH!! ITS………YOUR LOVEEEERRRSS!!! POOR POOR MONSTERS SOON WE WILL TAKE THEM! WE WILL TAKE THEM FOR HIM AND THEN WE WILL BE FREE TO TAKE ALL”

Everything stopped abruptly as if something was sucked out of the room. Appliances turning back to normal as if nothing ever happened.

“First of all you jackasses, Dracula is my roommate. We have an odd couple thing going ok?”

“Kruger! NOT the time” Chucky shouted.

“…..H eE Lp” Pennywise gurgled out barely maintaining a human voice.

The door opened downstairs.

“Hey boys were home!” Tiffany called up to them.

Leech climbed the stairs and made her way to her room but froze when she heard moans of pain and a large puddle of water coming from the bathroom.

“Jesus guys how'd you fuck up this ba- WHAT THE FUCK”

——————

“Hold still I'm going to pull it out.” Leech gripped the screwdriver in Penny’s head “ok on the count of 3” Pennywise’s good eye flicked up at her.

“One….. two… three! ” the clown gurgled and grabbed her hands and they pulled together. The tool finally dislodging its self from Pennywise's head causing him to howl in pain blood floating up from the wound.

“Shit Pen you ok?” she cradled the side of his face not caring about cutting herself on the razor sharp teeth splitting his cheeks.

“…H u RT” he managed to say starting to put himself back together.

She ran her fingers though his hair and kissed the top of his head. Pennywise winced at first but leaned into her touches shutting his one good eye and purring faintly at her comforting him. As powerful as the eldritch horror was he was a complete baby when it came to pain sometimes.

“We leave you alone for 4 hours and not only do you guys flood the bathroom again, you end up stabbed and strangled in the process. What the fuck happened?”

“It's a Kandarian demon” growled Freddy “someone read from that damn book again”

“How do we get rid of it?” asked Chucky getting up off the floor

“Find out who sent it”

“And just how do you know all this Kruger?” Pennywise asked finally somewhat back to normal minus his eye.

“I owe it money.”

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YEAH EVIL DEAD MOTHERFUCKERS! So fun fact Evil Dead was the horror series that literally saved my life so it holds a very special place in my heart. And yes Ash is going to show up. Stay tuned for more deadite fuckery, including musicals, mutilation, and insults! Also bringing in a new OC next chapter who I think everyone will like! So get hype friends!

[majornelson]

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Shocktober Resident Evil Revelations 2 Costume Pack Xbox One Game 60% Shocktober Resident Evil Revelations 2 Deluxe Edition Xbox One Game 60% Shocktober Resident Evil Revelations 2 – Season Pass Add-On 60% Shocktober Resident Evil Triple Pack Xbox One Game 50% Shocktober The Walking Dead: The Complete First Season Xbox One Game 30% Shocktober The Walking Dead: Season Two Xbox One Game 30% Shocktober Dead Island Definitive Collection Xbox One Game 50% Shocktober Deadlight: Director´s Cut Xbox One Game 60% Shocktober Dead Island: Riptide Definitive Edition Xbox One Game 50% Shocktober Dead Island Definitive Edition Xbox One Game 50% Shocktober Agony Xbox One Game 50% Shocktober ZOMBI Xbox One Game 60% Shocktober Hungry Shark World Xbox One Game 50% Shocktober Far Cry5 – Dead Living Zombies Add-On 25% Shocktober Gears of War 4 Xbox One X Enhanced 60% Shocktober Gears of War 4 Ultimate Edition Xbox One X Enhanced 60% Shocktober Halloween Party Pack Xbox One Game 20% Shocktober Dr. Schmidt Premium Pack+Halloween Party Pack Xbox One Game 20% Shocktober Pinstripe Xbox One Game 35% Shocktober The Evil Within Xbox One Game 50% Shocktober Gears of War 4 Halloween Collection Mega Pack Xbox One Game 50% Shocktober Gears of War 4 Halloween Collection Mega Bundle Xbox One Game 50% Shocktober How to Survive 2 Xbox One Game 50% Shocktober How to Survive: Storm Warning Edition Xbox One Game 60% Shocktober Hotel Transylvania 3: Monsters Overboard Xbox One Game 25% Shocktober Dying Light Xbox One Game 50% Shocktober

*These offers are only valid for Xbox Live Gold members. Please note: prices and availability are subject to change and may vary by region.

     Xbox 360 Deals

Content Title Content Type Discount Notes Prey* Xbox One Backward Compatible 80% DWG Bully Scholarship Edition* Xbox One Backward Compatible 60% DWG Aliens: Colonial Marines* Games On Demand 60% DWG MotoGP14* Games On Demand 90% DWG Spec Ops: The Line* Xbox One Backward Compatible 80% DWG Zeno Clash 2* Arcade 50% DWG Operation Darkness* Games On Demand 75% DWG Guardian Heroes* Xbox One Backward Compatible 75% DWG Rockstar Table Tennis* Xbox One Backward Compatible 60% DWG Dead Space 3 Xbox One Backward Compatible 75% Shocktober Resident Evil 4 Games On Demand 75% Shocktober State of Decay Arcade 75% Shocktober Darksiders Xbox One Backward Compatible 90% Shocktober Alien: Isolation Games On Demand 75% Shocktober Condemned Xbox One Backward Compatible 50% Shocktober Zombie Driver HD Arcade 80% Shocktober Painkiller Hell & Damnation Games On Demand 90% Shocktober Painkiller Hell & Damnation: Demonic Vacation BS Add-On 90% Shocktober Painkiller Hell & Damnation: Medieval Horror Add-On 90% Shocktober Darksiders II Xbox One Backward Compatible 90% Shocktober Darksiders II Argul’s Tomb Add-On 85% Shocktober Darksiders II Death Rides Pack Add-On 85% Shocktober Darksiders II Season Pass Add-On 90% Shocktober Alice: Madness Returns Xbox One Backward Compatible 75% Shocktober Shadows of the Damned Xbox One Backward Compatible 75% Shocktober Army of Two Xbox One Backward Compatible 67% Shocktober Dante’s Inferno Xbox One Backward Compatible 67% Shocktober Dead Space 2 Xbox One Backward Compatible 75% Shocktober Dead Space Xbox One Backward Compatible 75% Shocktober Murdered: Soul Suspect Games On Demand 85% Shocktober Darkstalkers Resurrection Arcade 80% Shocktober Dead Rising Games On Demand 70% Shocktober Dead Rising 2 Games On Demand 70% Shocktober Dead Rising 2 Off the Record Games On Demand 70% Shocktober Dead Rising 2: Case West Xbox One Backward Compatible 30% Shocktober Dead Rising 2: Case Zero Xbox One Backward Compatible 30% Shocktober Devil May Cry HD Collection Games On Demand 75% Shocktober DmC Devil May Cry – Vergil’s Downfall Add-On 60% Shocktober DmC Devil May Cry Games On Demand 75% Shocktober Devil May Cry 4 Games On Demand 75% Shocktober Resident Evil 0 Games On Demand 75% Shocktober Resident Evil 0 Complete Costume Pack Add-On 60% Shocktober Resident Evil 5 Games On Demand 75% Shocktober Resident Evil 5 Untold Stories Bundle Add-On 60% Shocktober Resident Evil 6 Games On Demand 75% Shocktober Resident Evil CODE: Veronica X Games On Demand 75% Shocktober Resident Evil HD Games On Demand 75% Shocktober Resident Evil Operation Raccoon City Games On Demand 80% Shocktober Resident Evil Operation Raccoon City Echo Six Expansion Pack 2 Games On Demand 50% Shocktober Resident Evil Revelations Games On Demand 75% Shocktober Resident Evil Revelations 2 Costume Pack Add-On 60% Shocktober Resident Evil Revelations 2 – Season Pass Add-On 75% Shocktober State of Decay: Breakdown Add-On 75% Shocktober State of Decay: Lifeline Games On Demand 75% Shocktober How to Survive Arcade 75% Shocktober

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Negan, really, ladies?

Every so often, I’ll hit up a horror or comic con, and I’ve noticed something odd with the cosplayers of late.

There are a LOT of women dressed up as Negan, from The Walking Dead.

Yeah, that guy. I gotta say, ladies, I’m utterly baffled by this choice. Negan is an unrepentant* asshole and generally an unpleasant guy. He’s just not even a good anti-hero. Freddy Kreuger is a child molesting mass murderer and I’d STILL rather hang out with him at a party than Negan. Leatherface can’t even really TALK and I’d rather have him to tea (some of his family members, I could even have fun with. (I’m lookin’ at you, chop top!))

But, Negan is just alpha male gone rabid. He’s SO GROSS. He’s got this “oh, I respect women, I just like to keep them in a terrified harem of rapeyness” thing going on, and the DESPERATE desire for attention that borders on infantile. He’s the kind of guy that in the days before zombies screamed “bitch, I love you! Fuck you! Why don’t you love me?” He’s a mess.

What is the deal? I don’t see the allure. Honestly, I don’t see the allure of anyone on the show at this point, perhaps it’s just overstayed its welcome. I feel like I can smell Daryl from my couch and Rick has spent approximately 20 minutes over the past TWO SEASONS not completely dripping wet. He’s moldy at this point. Michonne is a brave woman to jump into that particular mildew pool.  I’ve lost the ability to care about these people. I’d almost like to see them shoot about 25 years ahead and go on with a Carl side story. Some of the characters would be there, sure, but some wouldn’t anymore, and you could do flashbacks, that I might care about, maybe?That might reinvigorate things, but as it stands, I’m watching because I’ve been watching. I’m throwing good time after bad.

And, you know, by all means, dress up as whomever you like. If you REALLY dig Negan, go for it. I can’t see it, but, hey, that’s what makes the world go round. Just, if you could take a moment, and let me know in the comments, WHAT IS THE DRAW HERE?

*SPOILER ALERT Even when he REPENTS he doesn’t repent. He’s a whiny bitch.

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Stop Motion Sunday: Leatherface’s Pool Party Leatherface's Pool Party takes a fun stab at uniting dozens of classic horror franchises at, well, a pool party at Leatherface's house.

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This Week’s Deals With Gold And Spotlight Sale

Here are this week’s games and add-on deals on the Xbox Games Store. Discounts are valid now through 11 November 2019.

These deals will expire at 11:00 am UTC on Tuesday November 12th 2019

Xbox One Deals

Content TitleContent TypeDiscountNotesThe Surge 2Xbox One X Enhanced25%DWGF1 2019Xbox One X Enhanced45%DWGSniper Ghost Warrior 3 Season Pass EditionXbox One Game80%DWGThe SurgeXbox One X Enhanced75%DWGForza Horizon 4 VIPAdd-On60%DWGI Am BreadXbox One Game60%DWGOverride: Mech City BrawlXbox One X Enhanced80%DWGThe Telltale Batman BundleXbox One Game50%DWGBeast QuestXbox One Game85%DWGBleed Complete BundleXbox One Game75%DWGF1 2019 Legends Edition Senna & ProstXbox One Game45%DWGFlockersXbox One Game80%DWGForza Horizon 3 VIPAdd-On75%DWGForza Motorsport 7 Car PassAdd-On75%DWGKill the Bad GuyXbox One Game60%DWGKinect Bundle: Kung-Fu & Air Guitar WarriorXbox One Game50%DWGLords of the FallenXbox One Game85%DWGLords of the Fallen Complete Edition BundleAdd-On80%DWGLords Of The Fallen Digital Complete EditionXbox One Game85%DWGNinjin: Clash of CarrotsXbox One Game90%DWGOverride: Mech City Brawl – Super Charged Mega EditionXbox One Game80%DWGOVIVOXbox One X Enhanced30%DWGPlanet AlphaXbox One X Enhanced70%DWGRGX: ShowdownXbox One Game50%DWGSuper Mutant Alien AssaultXbox One Game75%DWGThe Surge – Augmented EditionXbox Game Pass75%DWGThink of the ChildrenXbox One Game80%DWGTurok BundleXbox One Game60%DWGTyler: Model 005Xbox One Game80%DWGSamurai Shodown Standard VersionXbox One Game25%DWGSamurai Shodown Deluxe EditionXbox One Game25%DWGSamurai Shodown Season PassAdd-On25%DWGNHL 20 Deluxe EditionXbox One Game20%Spotlight SaleNHL 20 Ultimate EditionXbox One Game20%Spotlight SaleEA Sports FIFA 20 Champions EditionXbox One X Enhanced20%Spotlight SaleEA Sports FIFA 20 Ultimate EditionXbox One X Enhanced20%Spotlight SaleMadden NFL 20: Superstar EditionXbox One X Enhanced20%Spotlight SaleMadden NFL 20: Ultimate Superstar EditionXbox One X Enhanced20%Spotlight SaleAmerican Ninja Warriors: ChallengeXbox One Game50%Spotlight SaleOverride: Mech City Brawl – Season PassAdd-On80%Spotlight SaleExtinctionXbox One Game85%Spotlight SaleExtinction: Deluxe EditionXbox One Game85%Spotlight SaleExtinction: Days Of Dolorum Season PassAdd-On85%Spotlight SaleBatman: The Telltale Series – The Complete Season (Episodes 1-5)Xbox One Game50%Spotlight SaleBatman: The Enemy Within – The Complete Season (Episodes 1-5)Xbox One Game50%Spotlight SaleRIOT: Civil UnrestXbox One Game60%Spotlight SaleMerge Mega BundleXbox One Game75%Spotlight SaleThe Long ReachXbox One Game75%Spotlight SaleVaporumXbox One Game60%Spotlight SaleWired Twin-Stick BundleXbox One Game60%Spotlight SalePlatformers BundleXbox One Game20%Spotlight SaleRecotech BundleXbox One Game40%Spotlight SaleSparkle 2Xbox One Game50%Spotlight SaleThe BridgeXbox One Game75%Spotlight SaleMortal Kombat X – XL PackAdd-On50%Spotlight SaleAlienXbox Game Pass50%Spotlight SaleMortal Kombat X – Bo’ Rai ChoAdd-On50%Spotlight SaleMortal Kombat X – LeatherfaceAdd-On50%Spotlight SaleMortal Kombat X – TriborgAdd-On50%Spotlight SaleMortal Kombat X – GoroAdd-On50%Spotlight SaleMortal Kombat X – TanyaAdd-On50%Spotlight SaleMortal Kombat X – PredatorAdd-On50%Spotlight SaleMortal Kombat X – TremorAdd-On50%Spotlight SaleMortal Kombat X – Jason VoorheesAdd-On50%Spotlight SaleMortal Kombat X – Klassic Pack 1Add-On50%Spotlight SaleMortal Kombat X – Klassic Pack 2Add-On50%Spotlight SaleMortal Kombat X – Apocalypse PackAdd-On50%Spotlight SaleMortal Kombat X – Predator/Prey PackAdd-On50%Spotlight SaleMortal Kombat X – Kold War PackAdd-On50%Spotlight SaleMortal Kombat X – Brazil PackAdd-On50%Spotlight SaleMortal Kombat X – Horror PackAdd-On50%Spotlight SaleMortal Kombat X – Samurai PackAdd-On50%Spotlight SaleGoat Simulator: The GOATYXbox One Game75%Spotlight SaleJack N’ Jill DXXbox One Game33%Spotlight SaleTumblestoneXbox One Game80%Spotlight SaleCity of BrassXbox One X Enhanced70%Spotlight SaleVerdunXbox One Game35%Spotlight SaleTiny Troopers Joint OpsXbox One Game60%Spotlight SaleAgatha KnifeXbox One Game50%Spotlight SaleAlmost There: The PlatformerXbox One X Enhanced50%Spotlight SaleAnoxemiaXbox One Game67%Spotlight SaleAtomineXbox One Game60%Spotlight SaleDamselXbox One Game20%Spotlight SaleDemetrios – The BIG Cynical AdventureXbox One Game80%Spotlight SaleDeploymentXbox One Game30%Spotlight SaleDesert ChildXbox One Game30%Spotlight SaleDie for Valhalla!Xbox One Game50%Spotlight SaleDoom & DestinyXbox One Game40%Spotlight SaleDoughlings: ArcadeXbox One Game40%Spotlight SaleEnergy Cycle EdgeXbox One X Enhanced30%Spotlight SaleGlass MasqueradeXbox One Game50%Spotlight SaleGnomes GardenXbox One Game60%Spotlight SaleGnomes Garden 2Xbox One Game60%Spotlight SaleGoat SimulatorXbox One X Enhanced75%Spotlight SaleGoat Simulator DLC BundleXbox Game Pass75%Spotlight SaleHero ExpressXbox One X Enhanced30%Spotlight SaleHyper VoidXbox One Game40%Spotlight SaleI, ZombiXbox One Game50%Spotlight SaleInfinity RunnerXbox One Game70%Spotlight SaleLet Them ComeXbox One Game50%Spotlight SaleMable & the WoodXbox One Game20%Spotlight SaleMechaNikaXbox One Game50%Spotlight SaleMiles & KiloXbox Play Anywhere50%Spotlight SaleThe Monster Couch Party PackXbox One Game40%Spotlight SalePool Nation FXXbox One Game60%Spotlight SaleRazedXbox One Game70%Spotlight SaleRememoriedXbox One Game80%Spotlight SaleShadow Tactics: Blades of the ShogunXbox Game Pass70%Spotlight SaleShoppe KeepXbox One Game60%Spotlight SaleSlayaway Camp: Butchers CutXbox One Game67%Spotlight SaleSpiral SplatterXbox One X Enhanced50%Spotlight SaleSuper Night RidersXbox One X Enhanced50%Spotlight SaleTesla vs LovecraftXbox One X Enhanced50%Spotlight SaleTilesXbox Play Anywhere50%Spotlight SaleTime CarnageXbox One Game40%Spotlight SaleTower of GunsXbox One Game70%Spotlight SaleUndead HordeXbox One X Enhanced25%Spotlight SaleUnruly HeroesXbox One X Enhanced30%Spotlight SaleVostok Inc.Xbox One Game50%Spotlight SaleWailing HeightsXbox One Game50%Spotlight SaleYs OriginXbox One Game50%Spotlight SaleZombie Driver Ultimate EditionXbox One Game75%Spotlight Sale

*These offers are only valid for Xbox Live Gold members.

Please note: prices and availability are subject to change and may vary by region.

Xbox 360 Deals

Content TitleContent TypeDiscountNotesMotoGP14Games On Demand85%DWGMXGP – The Official Motocross VideogameGames On Demand80%DWG

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Please note: prices and availability are subject to change and may vary by region.

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