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my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

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David Cronenberg (1987)

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I don't cruise but I do have a list of hankies and pockets that would reflect my interests if I did

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over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs

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Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*

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Why does my knee hurt >:[

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cowboys,,,

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it’s always sunny in philadelphia | “the gang exploits a miracle”

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all of these people going to see the new nosferatu and then complaining afterward by listing things that make it a gothic horror. it's almost like that's what the movie is.

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The Batman (2022) dir. Matt Reeves Superman (2025) dir. James Gunn

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its so sweet to me whenever a reconstruction of a neanderthal's face shows up on social media and people are like "oh they would have loved minecraft" "they would have loved weed brownies" it's so sweet. i hope that continues on to the next stage of human evolution. i want whoever comes next to dig me up, reconstruct my face, and for the girlbloggers of this far-flung civilization to go "duuuude she would have loved churfing back a freefing zarbee"

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*showing visible symptoms* oh my god i need help desperately

*symptoms go away for one day* what if im just faking it

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laying on the floor and trying to assess if I'm grumpy because I'm hungry or for some other reason

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i am so fucking bad at video games. but he’s in there. and i have to see him. I Have To

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“Someone was playing in the lawn clippings”

(via)

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ARTS, Void Descension from “Vault of Heaven”.

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It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.