#learn to swim from a silly guy who wants your beef jerky

[rainbowbarnacle]

I helped make a little thing for Mermay:

I wrote the dialogue, PhasmidASMR made the video and did the voice acting and sound effects. He's already written and voiced tons of audio dramas, and I've been having amazing fun writing some scripts for him lately.

In these one-sided audios, the idea is that you, the listener, are a character being spoken to. In this one, you're out looking for agates, attempt to cross a log, and end up falling in a river. Fortunately, there's a merman there to haul you out of the water and give you some swimming lessons.

And he's interested in your hiking snacks.

Listen for great voice acting, soothing water sounds, fun merfolk headcanons, backstory, and a ton of affectionate snark. (No romance in this one, you're just buds.)

[rainbowbarnacle]

REBUMP!!

Because every day can be mermay if you're brave about it.

Also!! If you're not up to listening to a story right now, feel free to go read the transcript, I have it up at my patreon:

I helped make a little thing for Mermay:

I wrote the dialogue, PhasmidASMR made the video and did the voice acting and sound effects. He's already written and voiced tons of audio dramas, and I've been having amazing fun writing some scripts for him lately.

In these one-sided audios, the idea is that you, the listener, are a character being spoken to. In this one, you're out looking for agates, attempt to cross a log, and end up falling in a river. Fortunately, there's a merman there to haul you out of the water and give you some swimming lessons.

And he's interested in your hiking snacks.

Listen for great voice acting, soothing water sounds, fun merfolk headcanons, backstory, and a ton of affectionate snark. (No romance in this one, you're just buds.)