#leaning back on his elbows and sweating into the leather visibly distressed. i wasnt aware of it at the time but i think he was giving birt

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when i was a kid furtively watching the bad romance music video in my room, I always misheard the line "want you in my rear window, baby, you're sick" as "want you in my rear window, baby-sick." it also didn't help that the choreo right at that moment involves miss gaga making a sort of domed motion over her abdomen with her arms interlinked, i thought she was miming a pregnant belly. I didn't even know what mpreg was at that time, but i was still rewinding that part of the mv cuz it made me feel funny. I was like 😳 she wants her man in the back seat dealing with morning sickness or something 😳