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honestly i feel like dirk would just be like SO fucking confused and get his brain partially fried if someone was like actually and Genuinely interested in hal and wasnt just flirting with our fave glasses guy bcause the other person was instead interested in dirk but is unable to date him like how roxy does . the reverse dirkjake + hal as a third wheel dynamic or something .

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also . davesprite

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( inspired by @conceptofjoy )

also Indulgent ass pesterlogs/chatlogs below :

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DIRK: Hey, bro. DIRK: How're you settling in so far?

(DAVE): not too bad not too shabby (DAVE): im still confused as fuck by everything and i vaguely feel like ill keep being confused by things forever since everything is just so different from what im used to (DAVE): especially given that earth c and all of this other stupid sburb game bullshit either wasnt seen by lalonde because it was just too far away in the future or she just didnt think of telling me stuff due to the fact that im a bit of a skeptical idiot and all that (DAVE): i mean at the same time though i think any normal ass person would have a right to be skeptical of how betty crocker is supposedly an evil tyrannical alien witch of sorts whos planning to completely submerge the earth in water (DAVE): but like fuck us specifically right

DIRK: Yup. I guess so. DIRK: To be completely frank with you, though, I'm still used to seeing SBURB as a double edged sword. DIRK: Like, sure, it lead to me getting killed several times, nearly all of them by decapitation, and the situations it put me and my friends in lead to many complications within our group.

(DAVE): man do you always have to mention the decapiation thing

DIRK: Shut up, I'm talking. DIRK: But also, speaking of said friends: it orchestrated the requierments necessary for us to meet. DIRK: And then it lead to Earth C, which I'm glad exists, because I'm pretty sure I couldn't have survived on that dingy little apartment tower forever.

(DAVE): uuughhhh (DAVE): if i had more goddamn time man i think i wouldve snapped a picture of every country on earth to be able to show you the world a little more (DAVE): but youre right it is a double edged sword no matter how shitty the sword and the edge is (DAVE): probably shittier than a god forsaken sord (DAVE): id be offended if that wasnt one hell of an accomplishment

DIRK: Hahaha, holy shit. DIRK: How'd you even figure out how to make those shitty real life jpegs, anyways?

(DAVE): trade secrets (DAVE): only the 3 dave striders that occupy this world are allowed to know

DIRK: Aww. DIRK: Only the three, though? What about Davepeta?

(DAVE): uhhhh thats a good question (DAVE): id probably give them my secrets if they asked but im not too sure what to think about them in general tbh because theyre a furry and also the happiest strider ive ever seen (DAVE): how many striders are there anyway again ive lost count of our kind multiple times at this point

DIRK: Hold on, I'm also trying to remember right now. DIRK: Well, there's the aformentioned four daves, even though Davepeta is kind of a weird spot given that they're also a leijon, me, Hal, ARquius, and then Bro. DIRK: So that makes for a total of eight.

(DAVE): got damn

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a little guy

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do we fw buff dynamite

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do ya want a smoke?

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forgot about this one

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in love with them

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what am i supposed to do with you now?

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in which my hands are tinted purple

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interesting fellow

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pk gifs that an alter here made for fun . excuse how the second one is lobotomized cus of the format

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make weird noises? i think i will. make weird noises? i think i will. make weird noises? i think i will. make weird noises? i think i will. make weird noises? i think i will. make weird noises? i think i will. make weird noises? i think i will. make weird noises? i think i will. make weird noises? i think i will. make weird noises? i think i will. make weird noises? i think i will. make weird noises? i think i will. make weird noises? i think i will. make weird noises? i think i will.

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sighs..... can you draw circuit x autumn fluff pretty please :33333

sleepy

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thinking . i dont think what callie says about limebloods having "extremely powerfUl abilities" and "reportedly unusual names" is true but i DO believe the fact that they were a supposed threat of authority because (and maybe im reaching for straws here but let me believe) they potentially saw visions of beforus (though extremely minor ones compared to the sufferer's) because of how the sign of the signless was technically of the lime caste . does this make sense or am i insane