#lcudation

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✤ + alyona 😘

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who laughs when the other trips?

neither ?? i feel like alyona is 2 serious for that. when he falls she probs just looks at him like ??? get up, dude. and when alyona falls ?? well, i feel like she never falls tbh. the girl simply is too badass to fall.

who pays the bills?

definitely alyona. david doesn’t understand bills and would literally fuck them up so bad. he wouldn’t be able to do it at all, so all of that responsibility would fall on alyona’s shoulders. 

which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays?

ok like, seriously, get this image of strict alyona out of my head. i definitely feel like david makes a bigger deal, primarily because he’s so goofy and not serious at all ?? he’s the one that wastes all the money on christmas lights so that he can string them EVERYWHERE, even in the bathroom. he’s just… too childish for this. he also makes alyona take pictures with him whilst wearing reindeer antlers. 

who checks their daily horoscope?

david probably. i feel like he’d be the one wrapped up in it, especially with alyona. idk what her sign is, but, like, can you imagine ?? “omg alyona, that’s so ____ of you. you’re such a _____.” and she just looks at him with the cut throat glare

who sings louder in the car?

look… tell me why i envision them listening to russian music and david WANTS to sing along, but he can’t pronounce any of the words. so he kinda just ?? encourages alyona to sing because it’ll help him learn the language better if she does. but then he starts playing some music from when he was growing up and she just ??? doesn’t like it. he’s sitting there blasting the spice girls and stuff and she just does not sing along while he SCREAMS every word. 

who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?

definitely david. even tho he’s a bit of a germaphobe, he forgets SOMETIMES, and when comparing it to the number of times alyona forgets… it’s bad. alyona never forgets. you’ll never catch her slippin. 

who is more up to date in pop culture?

definitely david on this. he’s always quoting things whenever they sit around gossiping and half the time, he has to explain things to her. then alyona comes in with these very obscure references that just make david SUPER confused. like ??? “this is worse than the time rasputin was killed” and david is like “???? rasputin was real ???”

who insists on going to see the newest movies?

david honestly. but it’s super annoying because he talks during the movies. he will constantly poke at alyona’s shoulder and be like “hey, did you see that ??” and just be the most annoying piece of shit. so it gets to the point where alyona refuses to go, and if she does go, she makes him sit on the other side of the theater. 

who cries when the abused animal commercials come on?

david is the most emo dude ever, ok. like, alyona can watch them without the slightest twitch, but not david. it gets to the point where he sees the commercial, and he just excuses himself out from the room so that he can relax and just… not cry in front of her

who’s the lighter sleeper?

probably alyona ?? i can imagine that she has a hard time falling asleep. unless they stay up drinking wine, of course. then both of them can sleep perfectly fine. so… i guess neither because they always drink wine and gossip. 

who believes in ghosts?

out of the two ?? probably david. he hears a bump and he looks at alyona the way ryan looks at shane. i mean, honestly ?? they are literally ryan and shane from buzzfeed unsolved. 

who does the grocery shopping?

alyona for sure. if she trusts david with money, that’s a big mistake. imagine she did one time, but when he came back with 14 packets of those capsule sponge dinosaurs that expand underwater, ice cream, wine, and water balloons, she quickly decided that he was not to be trusted. 

who updates their facebook status more often?

can u imagine alyona being a meme ?? “doctor said i could only have one glass of wine per day…. he didn’t say how big !!” man, i feel like both of them would do shit like that. especially david, but he would be 10000000% serious. 

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who laughs when the other trips?

i feel like ??? neither laugh ?? if anything, oona might giggle every once in a while, but usually these two are quick to check on the other. 

austin: omg are you ok ?? do u need me to carry you ?? i can carry you. i’ll just carry you

oona: ….no.

who pays the bills?

maybe austin. i mean, i feel like oona is responsible ENOUGH, but she’s also not from america so austin ?? would be super skeptical about letter her handle any of their finances at all

which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays?

i honestly get the feeling that neither of them are into it like.. at all. it’s kinda just another day in the life of oona & austin. no special dinner, nothing. if anything, though, i would have to say austin. mainly bcs he would definitely try to give oona a bunch of presents in his very lowkey way

who checks their daily horoscope?

i mean ??? austin has no reason 2 be petty with oona so he has no reason to undermind her with horoscopes. so maybe oona ?? but like, no ulterior motives. just like, every now and then they check and she’s like ‘???? sounds unlikely but ok’

who sings louder in the car?

look, i totally imagine the last song type of thing with them ?? like, oona sings, but she has such a pretty voice and in comes austin, screaming in a terrible voice bcs he can’t sing for the life of them. but that’s only if he’s in a good mood or he’s trying to cheer oona up. normally, he’s fine with just driving and listening to oona sing bcs he’s so *heart eyes* about it. 

who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?

look, austin is super neat but when he’s around oona, he feels like he does not have his shit together. he’s too distracted so he makes mistakes and one of these mistakes in leaving his toothpaste cap off. just ?? the worst ok. fuck oona for making him so distracted ok !!

who is more up to date in pop culture?

if i had to say ?? maybe austin ?? but like, also oona ?? i feel like they’re on even playing ground with this. they don’t really care because they feel its irrelevant to them, but they are kinda into it on occasion

who insists on going to see the newest movies?

look, this is totally austin. but why ?? he doesn’t even like movies ?? but like… he likes being seen with oona and newer movies attract bigger crowds. he lives for people stopping them and saying “oh you two are the cutest couple ever” because maybe if it happens enough, oona will subconsciously believe it and it’ll happen. its all a part of the plan

who cries when the abused animal commercials come on?

neither. i mean, both of them kinda just turn the channel ?? the commercials make both of them sad, but both of them also aren’t equipped to deal with emotions so… fuck it. 

who’s the lighter sleeper?

maybe austin ?? idk, he has a hard time falling asleep and i feel like with oona, he’s a lot more on edge. like, he knows she can take care of herself, but he’s still over protective. he heard the slightest bump in the night, he’s up and searching the perimeter for any intruders. just… the worst. 

who believes in ghosts?

look… i feel like both of them just… do not believe in any of it ?? they both think its bullshit, but at the same time, they’re not going to go out of their way to prove that they don’t exist, ya feel ??

who does the grocery shopping?

both of them do it together. it’s like… a cute thing, ok. they both go together and they both pick out things together. again, austin likes being seen out in public with oona. he lives for it, i’m telling you. she’s so pretty so he feels ??? so prideful when they hang out. 

who updates their facebook status more often? 

i don’t really get the feeling either of them do ?? but maybe oona. i mean, she was in a christian rock band so she must have fans out there that want to know what she’s up to, right ?? so yeah, probs oona. i don’t even know if austin knows what facebook is. 

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♗ am i too late for pretty things ???

i always have time for oona :’))

[revenios-blog]

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👶 - As a kid, what were they like?

noah has always been the same. however, when he was a kid, he was slightly happier ?? really, it wasn’t a huge difference. the main thing is that he didn’t have depression because that developed after his father died. still, he did have issues since he was bullied quite frequently due to his personality. he was just too trusting too quick and waaaay too easy to take advantage of. he was the type of kid that you could make fun of and he’d just smile because he was too afraid that people would hate him if he put up a fight. 

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hey random thought  cait but do you remember that one time waaaay back during the #horrorhigh event ( which, aside — totally one of my favorite events we’ve done here at hellstate ) when a v young and misguided flirty sidney ( @malaprcpos ) threw a sock ball at topher with a love note in it?  i swear on paul i’ve been trying to keep these ship memes real and in���canon for the most part but when i saw this one in my inbox, as hard as i tried, i could n o t get that out of my head. so instead of trying to fight my brain and come up with another ( i very easily could have, too, this boy loves everybody ) i figured i should give mention to what is probably the most ridiculous and amusing and adorable ( in a weird sort of way?? i d k ) ships i’ve ever had for toph.

[shcdcwscng-blog]

🎨 + sid :')

here ya go bitchhhh

[fckoffhamlet]

🎨 + sid khdkfh i hope i'm not too latE

send me a ‘🎨’ for an aesthetic of our muses || CURRENTLY NOT ACCEPTING.

click over HERE our messy trash bin of kids??? idk what to do with them i s2g 

[oliviastcford]

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🎹  ;; do they play any instruments?

strictly speaking, no. ollie’s got no real talent when it comes to musical instruments. she had an idea or two on how to play the guitar and can manage a couple simple children’s songs, but nothing too complex. she’s messed around with recorders, too, during the musical portion of her classes with the kids. she’s a better singer than she is a musician, however.

[masonstckely]

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okay so like…for some reason when juliet ( @txiclungs​ ) arrived to hell state ( the very first time! ) i shipped her with mason. i’m not even sure what the dynamic would be like?? or if i even had anything solid to go on, tbh, but i ADORED the idea of them doing something ( of whatever nature ). 

[alistairelenncrd]

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🚿 ;; do they like hot or cold showers?

i’m pretty sure it’s not about liking much of anything for him; for practical reasons, he’s grown used to cold showers so he doesn’t really mind them. of course hot showers are always nice but he’s just not really bothered by either. before the army, though, he preferred hot showers.

🚿 ;; have they ever broken the law?

not really – he’s very much a sour patch kid. his parents had a political career to uphold and he, being an only child, was expected to maintain a certain behavior. his biggest act of rebellion was joining the army which is hardly illegal so…

[theolcngley]

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🎵;; favorite song

theo’s absolute favorite group is the strokes so anything by them is just fine tbh. ‘ someday ’, however, stands out to him. the rhythm is very perky but the lyrics mirror a lot of the things that happened/happen in his life, and just general thoughts he has on himself and life. 

[rencgacle]

❛ i noticed a banner out front that said something about an anniversary. ❜

   SILENT HILL  |   @lcudation.

      as a precaution, anthony hasn’t wrote in a long while ; police work has evolved too far. every pen stroke is a clue, everything you touched would bring them one step closer. even as the world ended and the law became moot, he still hadn’t fallen back to normalcy. when he walks through buildings, he doesn’t run his hand over anything, his hands stay planted in the pockets of his jacket. he never leaves a thing behind. he burns clothes when he’s done with them. OLD HABITS he had never wanted to break until meeting her. she‘s a symbol of hope, change, a person he’s entirely devoted to. most people now, they want their ordinary lives back, or something resembling it. or, he thinks they do, anyway – understanding others was never a strong suit.  

      and she’s right, of course. the only way to miss it would be if she were blind; a large white sheet, ❛  HAPPY ANNIVERSARY ❜ printed on it in black marker – crayola because it was all he found in the drawers of the home. there’s a dull brown stain in one of the corners, and he accounts it to the body that had been laying on the floor nearby  (  cleaned up now; there’s nothing romantic about a CORPSE  ). he nods through her speaking and when she’s done, offers a smile – it’s telling; he’s nervous.   ❝  figured that’s what people do.  ❞    anthony has never experienced it himself, he knows there’s a chance that he swung and missed. he’s not trying to force oona into moving on, but he ushers her further into the home with a hand on the small of her back. 

     ❝  AND,  ❞   he halts when they’re in front of the kitchen’s doorway.     ❝  i found nice chair pads.  ❞    he gestures to the teal cushions, though instead of looking at them himself, he watches her. anthony is trying to gauge a reaction, that much is obvious.  ❝  just thought they might make coming over to eat nicer, you know?  ❞  he holds the   ❛ can’t you see i’m trying?  ❜  back.    ❝  or, just, whatever you want to do in here.  ❞    it’s weird enough to him that anyone would do anything else at the dinner table, but he offers it up anyway. HE MEANS IT; whatever she wants, he’s not bothered. he won’t feel the irritation he did at people who talked too loud in bars, or at motel managers who insisted he missed check-in by a minute. she’s perfect however she chooses to be.

[amentias-blog1]

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‘only 90′s kids will remember austin and oona.’ u know i still love these two and i love our ?? weird hc’s we came up with about different scenarios. y’all, we even thought about what it would be like if they tried to tango together, and let’s just say… it’d be interesting. anyways, i feel like austin will always like oona but at the same time, he’ll never rlly get a full understanding of the extent ??? he enjoys her and would literally crush anyone who even touched her but at the same time, i feel like he’s so confused ??/ he just thinks she’s so pretty, ok

[falsaspe-blog]

“ you are every mother’s cautionary tale. ” + alyona

SHE  SUPPOSES  THERE  IS  SOMETHING  TO  BE  SAID,     words  that  fit  better  in  the  mouth  of  someone  who  cares.   told  plenty  that  if  she  didn’t  calm  down,  no  one  would  want  her,   &  good,  she’s  glad  !     to  slow  down  for  even  a  moment,  and  on  top  of  that  with  someone  who  wanted  such  a  thing  would  be  a  fate  worse  than  death       BOREDOM.  truly  would  rather  fall  to  her  knees  in  front  of  zombies  than  die  in  a  nursing  home.   maybe  defending  her  morality  would  do  some  good,  maybe  she  would  not  be  seen  as  the  KRAMPUS  or  the  BIG  BAD  WOLF,  but  why?   better  to  be  story-worthy  than  not  !      don’t  be  like  her,   don’t  live,  essentially.     so  she’s  honored,   grateful  smile  colors  features  the  moment  words  are  out  of  alyona’s  mouth.     ❛     you  think  so?     ❜     /     @vcrge.

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alright, i’m like... almost all out of ideas??? but i’m gonna give @quatucr a spot in this thing bcs.... daya and noah ?? are the cutest pals ever ok. they are my brotp and it’s really nice bcs highkey ?? noah is bad at making friends with females and not developing feelings so i feel like this is a rlly nice example of how the month he spent away from cheyenne really did help him and he’s like... not 100% better, but he is getting there. but yeah, i just think they’re friendship is so cute and nice and wholesome and it is just ??? so amazing ok. i love it so much and i didn’t know how much i needed it until it happened. it’s just a nice conformation to noah that what he did wasn’t for nothing and he didn’t hurt ophelia for no reason.

[ancrchist-a]

Vlogger Parents AU + Huan & Sid :)))

FIVE HEADCANONS + AN AU / @malaprcpos !!

the first thing to note is that neither of them are awful parents. they’re not quite as callous or controlling as their own were, but there are issues, most stemming from her rather than him: huan never wanted a family, and once she ended up with one, she forced sid to settle down. the whole thing started out of anger, lust, blame. even now, huan hardly catches herself when she thinks of what he ruined. the only reason she does is love, as disgusting as it is. he’s good to her, he listens when she tells him to do things. there’s not much more she can ask for, aside from maybe for sid to stop recording everything. there’s at least two hours of unused footage of them putting groceries away, she throws that in his face anytime he tries to convince her that their life is RIVETING.

they’re loud, everything about them. their lifestyle? insane, truly. sidney takes the kids to do wild things in public, just dumb things that he finds humorous in their stupidity. huan lets them, she doesn’t mind – they’re having FUN, and they’re out of the house. it gives her time to workout without grasping hands and twenty questions. on the same trail, she has an office of which she’s insistent that no one comes in. for entertainment purposes, sid makes a point to knock on the door for absolutely no reason at all. there’s something about huan shouting obscenities that people find funny.

there’s a whole series they have up where it’s just them trying to cook something that actually looks like food. the language is disgusting, they’ve never attempted to censor their language, or, really, anything in their lives. as such, the kids are probably at a constant risk of being involved in a kitchen fire and cussing at their teachers. it’s FINE, they insist – it’s good character. on the flip side of that, there’s an aspect of their vlogs that are knowledgeable. it’s easy enough to catch sid teaching the kids proper usage of certain words and for huan to be caught teaching them to speak chinese. 

they’re both awfully chill when it comes to parenting techniques, though the internet has seen more glimpses of high maintenance huan than they have of quiet face mask and trashy television huan. often times, huan doesn’t even show up in videos so much as you hear her complaining to the kids about sid in the other room. they don’t really understand, but they like it nonetheless. sid used to take offense, but after being with huan so long he’s come to realize that the fact she’s talking about him at all is a good thing, considering how many people she’s simply tossed out of her life. there’s a good portion of videos where sid is quiet and wearing heart eyes with that conversation being picked up in the background i hate them.

look … every time a big game comes up, every time their kids are involved in some activity, the camera is out and they’re there. they’re?? soccer parents, in the sense that anyone who talks shit will, inevitably, be fought, and that the competition should be absolutely crushed. it’s the same with comments on their videos; huan could often be regarded as a bitch and sidney as careless. there’s only one video that features only huan and we’ll say it’s vulgar and fucking disgusting ok. huan owning up to being a mean person but setting people straight on sid being a Great Dude is GROSS.