#laughodils

[stardustanddaffodils]

been having some Emotions so, naturally, i made them into memes <3

(IDs in alt)

[princesslovelymal]

Thank you @laughodils and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!

My little soft wonderland

[stellarmermaid-blog]

Hey Spring! I love these little flowers. #March #BirthFlower #Daffodils #Jonquils #laughOdils #HappyTrumpets

[stardustanddaffodils]

hey im out in the taggings booping everyone i see and id love a pun if youre still doing them

thorny you've been doing god's work o7 everyone else should take note

sol sorry this re-sponse is so late, i ac-cadence-tally (accidentally) forgot to check tumblr after a class i had on monday, on tuesday the humor committee of my brain was short-staffed, and really i've just been lacking the time re-choir-ed (required) to make this post.

april fools on tumblr this year was la-ts of fun! the scale of the booping chaos honestly surprised me! it was highly amus(ic)ing, of chorus (course)—it made me tre(m)ble with laughter! seeing that the boops were gone the day after clef-t me feeling pretty meh-zzo, though. I guess it was only natural to time the boops in ac-chord-ance with april fools day—I mean, the action certainly wasn't bass-less—but I'm sure it still left us all(to) feeling a bit flat.

Still, I want to end this ask on a high note! So(prano) I just wanna thank you for this ask—it high-key brought my mood up a step!

[stardustanddaffodils]

hiya :D (dad joke?)

Hi :D It's frankly ash-tonishing how long it's taken me to write these out—I beechseech you not to judge me too elm-xtreemely. Will(ow) you be magn(oli)animous and fir-give me for how long it's taken? I tree-ally had to root through my brain for this one! I've also been answering olive (all of) these asks sequoiantially, and yours was the second I retreeved! (recieved)

I hope you're doing oak-ay, and if not, I hope this helped you leaf your worries behind and ma(ple)by even made you bark with laughter! I'm not sure what you camphor (came for) but hopefully this is all you wanted and (syca)more! It was very pine-d (kind) of you to send this ash-k!

What do trees wear to a pool party?

Swimming trunks!

...

Why do trees hate tests?

They always get stumped!

[stardustanddaffodils]

@turquoise-skyyyy there’s an army of them ;D

here’s an updated group pic including the genderqueer frog !

[stardustanddaffodils]

New pinned post friends, what is up!

Hi! You can call me Stardust or Rain, any pronouns (no it/its, slight preference for they/them and rain/rains/rainself), I am a minor! I write and draw on occasion, and also sometimes take requests, so feel free to hit me up! With that said, if it takes me a few months to get back to you... listen, everyone knows the biggest part of being an artist/writer is Not Writing/Drawing. Please don’t repost my art/writing, and if you want to use just ask and give credit!

Triggers will be tagged with “trigger.warning” - for example, blood.warning or blood.mention.warning. If you need something tagged just let me know and I’ll do so!

Here’s my masterlist, if you wanna check out my writing perhaps?

I also have some sideblogs!

@hopehugsandhelp - positivity sideblog

@the-kotlc-council - incorrect quotes (and potentially roleplay?) blog for the kotlc councillors

@incorrect-websmp - incorrect quotes blog for the web smp (ask and i shall explain)

@writteninthestardust - place where i reblog art and writing tips!

NSFW blogs / 18+ blogs DNI - I am a child ^-^

Important tags are in the tags for easy access, I hope you enjoy your stay on stardustanddaffodils dot tumblr dot com :) here’s a blanket and a cup of cocoa, I’m sending the warmest wishes your way <3

[stardustanddaffodils]

i am flicking water at you happy april fools

*blinks like a disgruntled cat*

anon, water you doing? please, goodness hose (knows) you cannot just wade onto my b(l)og, flick me with water, and fish me a happy april fools as though that excuses it? you ought to beach ashamed of yourself. at least say hi or wave before you seaside (decide) to do such terriblue prank-tons! >:(

[stardustanddaffodils]

pun please? :D

anon birdloved i hope you like avians beak-cause. well. you'll see

i don't get many asks usually, so this was a pheasant surprise! believe it or not, this is kind of the first pun i've made all jay (besides the one about an apundance of puns, but i've said that enough that it's no longer star(t)ling). i just have not been able to think of anything irl - it's like my sense of humor is albatross-t (all but lost).... that was beak- sorry, weak- ik :/ though it's heart wren-ching, it looks like me making decent puns on april fool's jay just wasn't in the card(inal)s. still, from heron out, i want to fly- sorry, try- to r-eagle (regale) the a-stork-nishing chickadees of tumblr with the most egg-cellently horn-i-bill (horrible) puns :3

[stardustanddaffodils]

followed for the kidnapping and torturing of children, would never have supported them if i knew they also cared about the environment :/ smh my head

Ladies, if he:

Stands up for what he believes in

Grows all of his own food

Plants flowers at the sites of wildfires

Believes that everyone should be treated equally regardless of their ability

Occasionally kidnaps and tortures young children

Cares about the environment

He's not your man. He's the Neverseen.

For more information, follow us at @neverseen-official !

[stardustanddaffodils]

oh wow its april 1st already isnt it-

huh.

okay. well, i’d like to establish that this april phool’s day, i won’t be sowing any chaos. i won’t be pulling any pranks or doing anything else to celebrate the day(sy) that could possibly be distressing.

the only thing i plan(t) on doing, as you might be able to tell from this po(s)t, is making an obscene amount of puns. friendly orchidding around is great, but there’s really no point-settia in having a holly-day for fun if it goes far enough to hurt someone.

alright, i think that’s all! i really hope the puns didn’t make you lose crocus of the message of this post: this april fools day, the only way i will be celebrating is by making an apundance of puns. if i somehow reblog or say something that goes against this, please snap(dragon) at me. /serious

stay safe and drink some water, y’all! and don’t forget(-me-not): i think you’re great-nium and am wishing you lots of smiles and laugh-ender today and always! have a merry(gold), dandy(lion) day! here’s to hoping all your wish-terias come true :D <3

[stardustanddaffodils]

okay but wouldnt it be funny if della’s maiden name was “ware”?

....i’ll let that sink in for a minute

[stardustanddaffodils]

stardust you have the best puns ever

im verde (very) glad u think so ! purphaps you're blue-ased, though - i've heard con-gray-ry o-pink-nions. one of my classmates has said that my PUNS are so PUNny that they should be PUNished with a PUNch, to paraphrase

[stardustanddaffodils]

but summer is hot?

how are you so cool.

I spray myself with CoolSpray™ twice a day 😘it absolutely is not natural

[stardustanddaffodils]

thank you, society, for making us all lose our marbles

my entire life is like. a bag of marbles but half of the marbles are those little poisonous air-freshener squishy ball things that we weren’t supposed to touch but all really wanted to.

[stardustanddaffodils]

Fitz: Oh, this is really good! What do you call these... sweet round things, again?

Sophie’s mom: Um... chocolate chip cookies?

Fitz: Yes, that. They’re delicious! Not nearly as good as—

Sophie: *shakes her head frantically*

Sophie’s mom, not noticing: Have you not had chocolate chip cookies before?!

Fitz: No....?

Sophie’s mom, internally: What kind of childhood did this poor kid have?!

And then meanwhile Biana vanishes right before Sophie’s parents walk in and Sophie has to convince them that they’re playing hide and seek and it’s a constant struggle to get Dex to Stay away from the TV, dangit! and Tam is salty because he’s not allowed to read their shadowvapor and Linh is fascinated by Marty and Keefe is going hysterical over E. L. Fudges and Fitz keeps getting headaches or nearly replying to what the humans are thinking and overall Sophie is never bringing her friends home again.

Keeper of the Lost Cities, but Sophie never drugs her family. She pretends she's going away for college when instead she's sneaking away to fuck things up in the Lost Cities, and makes up increasingly obvious lies when she is expected to be home for break. Amy is the protagonist and finds out Sophie's an elf when going through her drawer to steal her stuff.