#latkes bitch l a t k e s

[jam-is-my-food]

LATKES

I HONESTLY

I FORGOT HOW GOOD THEY WERE

OMF

[jam-is-my-food]

eNOUGH CHRISTMAS HYPE IT’S TIME TO RATE HANUKKAH FOOD

sure! christmas is coming! and, you know what? i bet christmas is great! presents and shit!

but you know what’s coming even sooner?

HANUKKAH, THE INSIGNIFICANT, MINOR JEWISH HOLIDAY (it doesn’t even count as a chag, y’all) THAT HAS BECOME PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY JEWISH HOLIDAY PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT BECAUSE IT FALLS NEAR CHRISTMAS!

and you know what else? i don’t even care! because holy fuck hanukkah food is good!

okay, let’s go through systematically. sufganyot? fuck yes. who knew that jelly donuts count as a jewish food? (i did! i knew that! as do other jews, i’d imagine!) gelt (the chocolate kind, not the money kind) is literally just? little coin-shaped pieces of chocolate? but holy shit it’s so good?

and then... there are latkes.

and latkes are just...

*slow, drawn-out chef’s kiss*

THEY’RE SO FREAKING GOOD OMG

(THERE’S ALWAYS BLOOD IN THEM OFC FROM MY MOM AND AUNTS’ POTATO PEELING INJURIES BUT YK YK THAT JUST ADDS SOME FLAVOR)

THEY ARE

SO AMAZING

AND I AM SO HAPPY

THAT I WILL SOON BE INGESTING THEM

PLEASE RB IF YOU’RE A JEW/LIKE LATKES/BOTH BECAUSE I’M SO SICK OF SEEING CHRISTMAS POSTS 

ADD LITERALLY WHATEVER YOU WANT THAT’S VAGUELY HANUKKAH RELATED IDC

ALR HAPPY ALMOST HANUKKAH YALL