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A Mistress of Whispers: Queer Histories of Essosi Witches and their Westerosi Patronessess; written by Maester Ellard

-> Chapter Six: The Winds of Winter: Catelyn Stark and Samaira of Lys

What if Brown Ben Plumm was a sexy widowed witch mom who became besties with a High Born Lady, in this case Catelyn Stark, as Essosi gentleladies are known to do? Or well Brown Ben Plumm’s cousin, anyways-

The Walder Frey pictured here is in fact Big Walder Frey, of “murdering Little Walder Frey” fame. Humfrey Hightower, Joy Penrose, Viserys Plumm, and everyone in Catelyn’s house hold & court are canon characters. Except for Teora, who is on the Northern map bc Jocelyn Stark was her grandma. There are some husbands missing but idc about them.

arya to myranda: if you’re one of the first men how come you’re white?

sansa: seven hells arya you can’t just ask people why they’re white.

Chapter Index for the book

Cruel Bedfellows: Tyanna of Pentos, Alys Harroway, and the reign of Maegor Targaryen

The Whore on High Hill: Rhaenyra Targaryen and Mysaria of Lys

Jenny’s Ghost: Duncan Targaryen, Jenny of Oldstones, and The Mysterious Ghost

The Lace Serpent: On Questions About Serala of Myr

The Queen’s Favor: Cersei Lannister and Taena of Myr

The Winds of Winter: Catelyn Stark and Samaria of Lys

The Serpents of Gulltown: Myranda Arryn and Lessella of Norvos

picture maester ellard like

he puts forth a theory that the ghost of high heart was a slave from volantis. he highly suggests something romantic between jenny and her ghost. he implies denys darklyn was a cross dresser - first draft outright stated it but the archmaester said he can’t print that about a westerosi lord, only the essosi ones so he rewrote it to be implied. he does use she pronouns for ellyn. he does not use he pronouns for amalios. he tastefully accuses taena of killing ned, jon arryn, joffrey, and kevan.