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crimeronan · 3 months

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Hunter after just one night of Amity and Luz constantly checking on each other's bedroom: OK so Luz's safety obviously requires us to use the bedroom she slept in last night as a decoy with an illusion of Luz and everything, and oh I guess that leaves us with just one viable bedroom...

SNORT. i was just thinking he'd grumpily throw pillows at both of them like "are both of you gonna wake me up again??? or will you stop being stupid and just share the damn bed." hunter currently exists in a position of enormous privilege called I Have Never Been Physically Attracted To Either Of You that makes him Extremely unsympathetic to amity and luz's respective bed-sharing hangups.

framing it as a luz safety thing IS hilarious though.

#replies #amity and luz are both self-diagnosing imaginary pathologies because they both want to touch the other so bad #hunter is like i'm not a matchmaker and cannot help you. simply stop irritating me #if you want to kiss then kiss. if you don't then don't. i can sleep thru anything except you guys making a huge racket walking in and out #later he'll try to sleep near willow and be haunted by this #this is all very silly. compels me though.#'there was only one bed' but for 3 people who are all varying levels of repressed #toh #princess luz au #shitty idiot repression gang #lumity #lavender winter #for the tags

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