#late night delivery

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[crimeronan]

there's a secret world of beautiful human interaction that opens up when you're a delivery driver who's nice to restaurant workers. two days ago a lady at a donut shop gave me a free donut and coffee for breakfast because i was a doordasher picking up an enormous order at six in the morning. an old man in a hotel lobby at 2 AM fervently told me "be safe out there" as i was leaving. the same happened with a guy working at a 24-hour mexican place at 3 AM. (i imagine being a woman-thing doing deliveries in the middle of the night worries people.) sometimes i tell mcdonalds workers, "it's okay, take your time," and they'll wilt with relief like "girl. you will not BELIEVE the night we're having." i talked to another doordasher while we were waiting to pick up orders from a fast food chain and he showed me some ridiculous messages from his last customer like "can you Believe this lady. UNREAL." i feel like a character in a video game who knows all the secret thieves cant nonsense to speak to people in the criminal underworld, except it's just like. knowing all the words that suddenly turn off the customer service persona in the NPCs.

[piromina]

man I forgot how much I missed smoked cheese’s iconic quotes

bonus golden cheese lmao:

[mathidovrestipropriosvegliare]

She's literally me<33

[standupcomedyhistorian]

Hey, everyone!

Just wanted to let you all know that I’ve recently posted my review of the highly celebrated tv talk show series that defined appointment TV last month for comedy nerds like me:

Everybody’s in L.A.!

John Mulaney recently won an Innovator Award, and you can see why in my article.

I discuss the recurring elements (including everyone’s favorite delivery bot Saymo!) and provide an episode-by-episode analysis of the funniest and most memorable moments and segments (Oh, Hello of COURSE gets a shoutout as well as Letterman and Luenell).

I hope you all enjoy the article (I’m working on one about The Bear next), and stay tuned for more comedy fun! ✌🏼🐔

[lux-astrorum]

lying on my bed at 6pm bc it's finally the weekend and the last two weeks have been some bullshit

[the-kipsabian]

the fact that people are receiving their bracelets in the mail means i have figured the shipping out properly which means everything currently in the mail will arrive within the next two weeks unless the mail service fucks up

..which also includes the set i sent to kip

[sxila]

Record 8- CHILDREN

If you are one of those people who tell others they'll "change their mind" after they say they don't want kids...You are the problem.

[jewfrogs]

rewarching ep 1 of the seven and i love how erika immediately establishes themself as the person to communicate the prophecy/their circumstances to the rest of the maidens and also decides that for a brief beautiful time danielle and penelope were in anarchist cahoots

[clownboy-yeehonk]

One of the parents on the unit described me as "that nurse with the eyeshadow and monster earrings" and I've never been more flattered to have someone totally forget my name I love this for me

[shadowdavutoglu]

[arosetolivefor]

People miss the comedy, see? They miss the comedy in- in what we do. They just sort of miss the humor from Martin and they miss the delivery from Dave. But you know um it's- it's all there. You just gotta look a little deeper.

Dave Gahan, SmartLess podcast

[butchboromir]

ohhhhhhh i want a chalupa so bad i should not have started thinking about taco bell. going to walk my manic ass to taco bell tomorrow. wait nevermind its a 2 mile walk i want taco bell but not bad enough to walk 4 miles total for it

[wizard-of-night]

Tag Dump?

[bigboobshaunt]

An hour into my overnight shift and I've been a) threatened with a lawsuit from a customer who thinks we do 24/hr deliveries (we don't) and b) had the pharmacy's main system fail on me entirely. Things are shaping up to be juuust great.

[buckthefutcher]

went for drinks after work (5.30pm) and didn’t get home until gone midnight :)))